Mini 1428: Reign of Flame (Game Over)

[Majiffy]

So tempted to lolhammer, but I don't want to be mcqueen.

[Nachomamma8]

you won't be.
just hammer bro. we have 21 pages of shit.

[jon_h61]

He's the mod, dipthong. Can't do that "lynch" thin with him. Doesn't really work...

ITT everyone is Scumclaiming to look Town, going to not post until you all stop shitposting

Ok, ok guys. Calm down. /prod-dodge
Catching up tonight when I get back from work.

not I, said the blind man

*nods*

LOLK

don't like Hydras anyway - TBH the royal we is pissing me off too

VOTE: CryoNudist

Oh hey Majiff, check that other thing we're doing

any other thoughts maestro

I'll come back to it again eventually, maybe

you know me, mollie

he speaks truth
we shall make you sorry

Maestro's vote is for "not liking hydras", and everything else is just fluff. This may be a better use of my vote, should I sheep you majiffy?

[Nachomamma8]

no, maestro is scum too
but we don't need to get him today.

[Majiffy]

Jon - Yes.

[Nachomamma8]

NO MAJIFFY HAMMER THE FUCK

[Approximately Normal Guy]

Don't hammer. I just read up and I'm literally on my way out to door for my last class before spring break. I will get back to this as soon as I can.

But a brief thing about the venmar exchange:

I asked cooldog to explain why he thought I was town simply because he was the only person saying so. He hadn't given any explanations for it, though. I'm clearly an easy mislynch target here; I didn't like the fact that exactly one person thought I was town for reasons he chose not to elaborate on.

Venmar said "only scum asks why they are town"; in other words, he called me scum.

I said that his reasoning was flimsy. At that point, if he thought I was really scum, he would have said something that would further his case or tell me I was wrong, or something. But he didn't, he just threw his hands up in the air and said "Well I'm not voting you." The two posts don't seem to come from the same mindset, now do they?

Like I said, running out the door, will be back later.

[Nachomamma8]

NOPE CLAIM

[Nachomamma8]

no claims, only stalls
majiffy, hammer

[Nachomamma8]

bring down the justice on this joker ASAP

[Nachomamma8]

then we kill maestro/CooLDoG
then we high five and go home

[Majiffy]

I cannot find the proper emoticon face to express my inner turmoil right now.

[Nachomamma8]

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it can be yours
we can make this game an epic one with one hammer and one hammer only

[Majiffy]

Ok let me try to lay this on you guys.

[Majiffy]

It's like this



With a bit of this



With just a touch of this




That finishes....

Like this.


VOTE: ANG

[Nachomamma8]

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Nachomamma8]

majiffy is approx 100% town
fuck you, don't ever lynch him

[Approximately Normal Guy]

Dipshits. Oh well it's probably in towns best interest since I suck anyway.

Good job lynching one of the few actually scum hunting tho

[Nachomamma8]

GET DUNKED SCUMBAG

[Majiffy]

Can we lynch Maestro now?

[Approximately Normal Guy]

*sigh*

[Nachomamma8]

you could also get providing your reads list while I go through the game and get reads. UN is on vacation, GNR won't be around for a little while. You have plenty of time.

[UberNinja]

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APPROXIMATELY NORMAL GUY [7]

- Axxle, CryoNudist, Venmar, pirate mollie, Nachomamma8, jon_h61, Majiffy

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CryoNudist [3]

- fuzzybutternut, Maestro, Aj the Epic

Maestro [1]

- Approximately Normal Guy

Majiffy [1]

- CooLDog

Not Voting

- BBmolla

And that was the end of that.

They sent him up the the mountain range by himself. He'd said he didn't want to go alone, but they had all grown tired of hearing him boast of his feats of strength, and how he'd outsmarted so many animals before. He was so strong and smart, of course he could handle himself, right?

Wrong.

He never had a chance. They smelled him coming from a kilometer away.

All he heard was a single ominous flap of wings before his flesh was seared to the bone and he was eaten alive.

Approximately Normal Guy,

Hunter

, was killed on Day 1.

Night fell.

Only a few hours until dawn.

[UberNinja]

Terrible screams rent the night air.

Billows of thick, black smoke poured from the tops of

thatched roof cottages

all man-made structures unlucky enough to rest in the path of the chaos wreaked by the fearsome beasts of prey, as they battered the resistance with a merciless onslaught of flame and terror.

Cries of the wounded and dying were inescapable for those fighting in Lansdown proper, but they were far off and distant for those living on the outskirts, in the edge of the forests. There they waited, in their cabins and shacks, biding their time to see if the intimidatingly fierce dragons could be bested by the indomitable will of man.

One watched the battle even now, standing just outside his humble abode, binoculars trained on a capitol building wreathed in flame and smoke, watching the seemingly futile attempts of the citizens around to douse the tongues of fire hungrily consuming all they touched.

A bright glow emanated from the city, multiple blazes contributing to its luminescence, almost like what one can see coming from the top of an open roof sports stadium when the interior lights penetrate up into a misty sky; visible for miles around. But this glow was decidedly more yellowish than that. And, thought the man observing the slaughter, decidedly more hellish.

He was smart to have stayed out here, instead of fleeing into the city limits, like many of his neighbors did after the county government promised protection to all, from the horrors of the mythical blitzkrieg.

Or so he thought.

Ultimately, however, he was sorely mistaken. The lazily twisting trail smoke from his cabin's chimney attracted the attention of something deep in the night, and without warning, he heard two gigantic wingbeats followed by a the splintering cracks of heavy timber being snapped like twigs. The redwood trees around him disintegrated as the thing landed, and the ground shook with the thundering impact of the enormous intruder. The man whirled in terror, only to be decapitated by the beast's lightning-fast strike. In one quick snap of its glistening jaws, the man's entire torso was gone, and the rest of his body fell to the forest floor. A moment later, the beast devoured the rest of the body with a sickening crunch.

Two soulless yellow eyes hungrily searched for other nearby prey. Seeing nothing immediately at hand, the massive monster turned and sent a blistering gout of flame into the front entrance of the cabin, sending the entire building up in smoke. Oblivious to the hideous cries of the man's family left inside, it then wheeled about with an evil gleam in its glare, and with a deafening "whump" of tattered wings, tore into the sky to assist in the nocturnal assault of Lansdown.

fuzzybutternut,

Ranger

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The dawn of the second day broke, with respite nowhere in sight.

[UberNinja]

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- Aj the Epic, Axxle, BBmolla, CooLDoG, CryoNudist, jon_h61, Maestro, Majiffy, Nachomamma8, pirate mollie, Venmar