Catch-22 Mafia [The end?]

[Ojanen]

21 pages in 2 days before I realized thread exists.
Fuck.
Catch up coming.

[Korlash]

Shitty textbook play =/= mafia. He is looking for mafia in a dumb way, that doesn't make him mafia

*checks number on pad* awesome, two more of these 'things I knew you were about to say' and I'll have a bingo! yay!
Had to be said though, I disbelieve you but what can I do...

It was how he said it, and I will elaborate on that

waiting... waiting... still waiting...

I do wa I wunt

Obviously. Have you tried 'wunting' to not be scum?

I am a king and when I come in everyone bows to me and my reads are read gloriously, and should one of my loyal subjects blasphemously have a concern I will glad to explain why I'm right.

how did you become king then? I didn't vote for you...

So? Shmugen is the most scum.

That isn't what your Near vote suggests. Would you tell me why Shmugen is the most scum then?

So you can't read obvious reads??

HELP HELP, I'm being oppressed!
If something is 'obvious' to you, oh high and mighty, assume us common folk are blind to it.

Seven posts later you didn't elaborate on what you promised me... I'm saddened! I demand you be dethroned and a competent king takes your place! Or Queen... >.> I wouldn't mind that... rowl... I'd learn to bow quickly I think... <.<

Sorry... I was miles away...

[MattP]

Whatd I promise you? I am forgetful

[Korlash]

Obviously...

It was how he said it, and I will elaborate on that

So this is what it feels like to be left at the alter... Sad, wearing something awesome, and kinda glad I didn't have to listen to him talk even though I kinda wanted to hear what he had to say... huh... You chicks get all the fun feelings... D=

[SpyreX]

I will now perform an interpretive dance of this game.
*flails about on the floor randomly*

This post is the single best post in this game.

Parama you now can have my vote for an undisclosed period of time not to exceed the length of this game.

Also the record will hold that this entire shitstorm is because of ~meta~.

My advice for this game to get back on rails:

1.) No one else replace out. I understand and respect Glork's decision (while I dont agree with it). It changes nothing if swaths of people jump out.
2.) Lynch someone in the next 7 pages. I'll use my psychic powers to say panama the doublevoter will hammer literally anyone.

[Ojanen]

The hate is shit. Looks to be on brink of escalating again. Doubt that a simple comment will influence, but please. You crossed into pure threadshitspam a while ago. Stop.
Wish Glork would stay.
From the unfortunate quartet, chesskid is town. Slandaar is tentative town. Amrun and kuribo can't tell yet, if anything v. slightly town but dunno. kuribo's rage is over the top plus self-conscious in a way that reads ungenuine to me easily, but pretty sure it's regardless of alignment from the snippets I've seen of him elsewhere.

tiercetown, obv.
My eyes glaze over as I read Korlash posts. Difficult to actual get through reading almost any of them fully. Slippery.

Don't like the push on MattP. Read him as genuine.

I mean the actual question ought to be
given fuckin CHESSKID is in a fate game
if there were a miller
what are the odds it'd be chesskid

Chesskid is miller

If that ever happened like that, it'd be /SPITE FATE FOREVER from me. I like to think he's a better mod than that.

Regardless of that, you don't think it's a towntell that Chesskid is paranoid about this occurring? I don't think lying scumChesskid would have thought up that paranoid defense.

Like these kind of thought process snippets of his, don't like the representation from schmugen that Matt posts without mostly without explanation, a bunch of gut reads among other stuff is normal.

the other person I don't really like is vijay, but:

Schmugen is SCUM.

SCHMUGEN, your experience prior to this game with Slandaar please

This:

Confirming that I saw it. Noting that it slipped my mind when voting him. Vote is despite this absence, but the absence makes the move less profitable information-wise.

Regards to voting vijay, answering Nuwen about being conscious of VLA.
expression "slipped mind" is

BULLSHIT

.
Schmugen voted because of chesskid's case. case was posted 4.00. pm (my timezone). 4.13 kuribo talks about V/LA. 4.16 chesskid answers regarding V/LA. 4.23 Schmugen comes in and casts vote. all of this spans 13 posts.
he read, overwhelmingly likely, the case and the following exchange in one stretch, and then voted right after.
Answers Nu's question 4.29, so also in immediate vicinity.
"slipped my mind" is a

faked expression

. I'm telling you. one can skim but this sequence+that expression reads as a super ungenuine combination. The general phrasing/tone of his posts is measured and composed, not derpskim which adds to the effect.

Dislike vote on MattP and commentary on Slandaar too.

vote: Schmugen

[MattP]

Yes!!! Push the fckin shmugen wagon HARDER!!

[Korlash]

Like these kind of thought process snippets of his, don't like the representation from schmugen that Matt posts without mostly without explanation, a bunch of gut reads among other stuff is normal.

A bunch of gut reads among other stuff might be normal, sure. I'd buy that, I'd sell it again at some point too. however, it requires the 'other stuff' which we lack currently... *sadface* no other stuff with which to sell...

the other person I don't really like is vijay, but:

Whoa, big freaking surprise! Warn me next time before you spoil the movie! Now I have no incentive to see the sequel! *throws popcorn*

This post is the single best post in this game.

Aye, Parama is so win sometimes... I expect I'll be going back to that post over and over for the next few years whenever I'm feeling depressed. It makes me laugh and laugh and laugh...

[Staeg]

Oh wow 7 pages brb reading

[Shmugen]

The hate is shit. Looks to be on brink of escalating again. Doubt that a simple comment will influence, but please. You crossed into pure threadshitspam a while ago. Stop.
Wish Glork would stay.
From the unfortunate quartet, chesskid is town. Slandaar is tentative town. Amrun and kuribo can't tell yet, if anything v. slightly town but dunno. kuribo's rage is over the top plus self-conscious in a way that reads ungenuine to me easily, but pretty sure it's regardless of alignment from the snippets I've seen of him elsewhere.

tiercetown, obv.
My eyes glaze over as I read Korlash posts. Difficult to actual get through reading almost any of them fully. Slippery.

Don't like the push on MattP. Read him as genuine.

I mean the actual question ought to be
given fuckin CHESSKID is in a fate game
if there were a miller
what are the odds it'd be chesskid

Chesskid is miller

If that ever happened like that, it'd be /SPITE FATE FOREVER from me. I like to think he's a better mod than that.

Regardless of that, you don't think it's a towntell that Chesskid is paranoid about this occurring? I don't think lying scumChesskid would have thought up that paranoid defense.

Like these kind of thought process snippets of his, don't like the representation from schmugen that Matt posts without mostly without explanation, a bunch of gut reads among other stuff is normal.

the other person I don't really like is vijay, but:

Schmugen is SCUM.

SCHMUGEN, your experience prior to this game with Slandaar please

This:

Confirming that I saw it. Noting that it slipped my mind when voting him. Vote is despite this absence, but the absence makes the move less profitable information-wise.

Regards to voting vijay, answering Nuwen about being conscious of VLA.
expression "slipped mind" is

BULLSHIT

.
Schmugen voted because of chesskid's case. case was posted 4.00. pm (my timezone). 4.13 kuribo talks about V/LA. 4.16 chesskid answers regarding V/LA. 4.23 Schmugen comes in and casts vote. all of this spans 13 posts.
he read, overwhelmingly likely, the case and the following exchange in one stretch, and then voted right after.
Answers Nu's question 4.29, so also in immediate vicinity.
"slipped my mind" is a

faked expression

. I'm telling you. one can skim but this sequence+that expression reads as a super ungenuine combination. The general phrasing/tone of his posts is measured and composed, not derpskim which adds to the effect.

Dislike vote on MattP and commentary on Slandaar too.

vote: Schmugen

I generally am composed, occasionally measured. No completed games with Slandaar. Currently in 5 large theme games, so yes, bits get lost. Tell me, Oja, why would I bother saying anything if I were scum? Where's the scum motivation in saying I missed a V/LA? If I had said 'Oh, he's V/LA? Unvote', then you'd have a valid idea here.

[Parama]

Why do I get the impression that Korlash is sucking up to Spyspy?

[Staeg]

Okay caught up, agree with amrun about near, agree with spyrex about parama and general dayplan,

unvote
Vite: vijay

yes, I saw the VLA

[Korlash]

Why do I get the impression that Korlash is sucking up to Spyspy?

=O Only person I'm sucking up to is you sir... I'm barely... nonchalanting up to Spy... I have Spy ambivalence... If there was Spy and a cookie teetering together on a ledge, I would save the cookie... Then I would share it with Spy, but I would give him the smaller half... It's a complex relationship we have, me and that cookie... ;_;

unvote
Vite: vijay
yes, I saw the VLA

Wait, why?

[Ojanen]

I generally am composed, occasionally measured. No completed games with Slandaar. Currently in 5 large theme games, so yes, bits get lost. Tell me, Oja, why would I bother saying anything if I were scum? Where's the scum motivation in saying I missed a V/LA? If I had said 'Oh, he's V/LA? Unvote', then you'd have a valid idea here.

What?? You were forced to react. Nuwen asked a direct question. I don't buy that it "slipped your mind" in the circumstances.

@KuriboKID - Yes, Slandaar makes me want to eviscerate myself, but if you can bite down on a stick and bear it, I don't think he's the day 1 play if we're honestly shooting for scum. You're currently allowing him to jabber at you rather than talk about the game. He should not be allowed to survive too long IF ONLY to allow the town to concentrate on more important matters without the drone of a million terrible posts buzzing in our heads. Also, you may use this name if you ever wish to hydra someday, but I require my name in the signature.

If you have little Slandaar meta (no completed games), then this sucking up to kuribo that Slandaar makes you want to eviscerate yourself based on what had happened ITT at the time stinks. The post says vaguely things going in different directions: Slandaar is horribly bad (not justifiable from the contents of this thread, the whole mess, at least earlier in the thread, is just meta), not that scummy, shouldn't be allowed to live long, not D1 play.

[Ojanen]

First quote in above post also from Schmugen, who you all should be voting.

[vijay2vasandani]

Lol page 19 XD I know I shouldn't laugh, but at the rate, everybody is going to replace out.

I will now perform an interpretive dance of this game.
*flails about on the floor randomly*

Fuck this cracked me up. XD

So in short words, why are people voting me again?

534 is yucky, Slandaar is still town, so is Kuribo and Korlash.

[Ojanen]

L
534 is yucky.

explain why. in own words.

[vijay2vasandani]

I

generally

am composed,

occasionally

measured.

That's just so.. yucky. No other word for it. Add to that he has no experience with Slandaar but doesn't mind talking about it, and he spends the rest of the post using "I no do this as scumz lulz".

[Slandaar]

Ojanen is Chess's buddy good to know

[Slandaar]

If you have little Slandaar meta (no completed games), then this sucking up to kuribo that Slandaar makes you want to eviscerate yourself based on what had happened ITT at the time stinks. The post says vaguely things going in different directions: Slandaar is horribly bad (not justifiable from the contents of this thread, the whole mess, at least earlier in the thread, is just meta), not that scummy, shouldn't be allowed to live long, not D1 play.

This is my argument vs chess

Chess says; I have meta on Sland (he has to have meta on me to want a pl right?)
I say: prove it
Chess: heres some bs lol
I say: so you lied, you have no meta, you are scum

yet;

chesskid is town.

Its hypocrisy; using an invalid argument on shmugen (in his mind) or ignoring it on chess.

Chess/Oja are buddies

[Tierce]

The sad bit is that I don't think vijay is scum.

But I still want to set that slot on fire.

[Slandaar]

Just Lynch Amrun

Anyone who has played with me before and is accusing me of being scum for omgus is scum bullshitting especially when she tries to use a meta argument on me.

[Slandaar]

Her meta argument was ridiculous, im not town because she doesnt think I think chess is scum? well he lied. Fact. There is nod ebate here, he is scum. There will be a war when TM ends but till then...

Amruns scum.

Lynch her.

I mean its obvious what she tried to do, sleaze onto my wagon and pretend shes voting me for legit reasons to not look bad when she isnt. She wants to buddy kuribo and maybe chess but kuribo for sure.

[Amrun]

You are so delusional.

[Shmugen]

I generally am composed, occasionally measured. No completed games with Slandaar. Currently in 5 large theme games, so yes, bits get lost. Tell me, Oja, why would I bother saying anything if I were scum? Where's the scum motivation in saying I missed a V/LA? If I had said 'Oh, he's V/LA? Unvote', then you'd have a valid idea here.

What?? You were forced to react. Nuwen asked a direct question. I don't buy that it "slipped your mind" in the circumstances.

I read the case, liked it, and voted Vijay. Nuwen comes in and asks if I saw the V/LA. Yes, I did. I then promptly ignored it, I have never imagined V/LA to factor into alignment.

@KuriboKID - Yes, Slandaar makes me want to eviscerate myself, but if you can bite down on a stick and bear it, I don't think he's the day 1 play if we're honestly shooting for scum. You're currently allowing him to jabber at you rather than talk about the game. He should not be allowed to survive too long IF ONLY to allow the town to concentrate on more important matters without the drone of a million terrible posts buzzing in our heads. Also, you may use this name if you ever wish to hydra someday, but I require my name in the signature.

If you have little Slandaar meta (no completed games), then this sucking up to kuribo that Slandaar makes you want to eviscerate yourself based on what had happened ITT at the time stinks. The post says vaguely things going in different directions: Slandaar is horribly bad (not justifiable from the contents of this thread, the whole mess, at least earlier in the thread, is just meta), not that scummy, shouldn't be allowed to live long, not D1 play.

I follow the site rules, Ojanen. I said what I said. If I wanted to suck up to Kuribo, I'd start drooling at every funny quip and agreeing with every point. You shall see, Ojanen. Slandaar will make himself a universal townread and then contribute little to nothing.