Open 527 - Hard Boiled: Dixon Hill's Maudlin Madness

[Cait Sith]

1. I also asked you to explain it prior and you didn't.

Also screw you for making me want to town read you for this :\

All of today's post was Tammy and not Mala, but this one is Mala's.

I'm in this game for Syry, and I wasn't caught up to the game full-speed until the afternoon when notscience was hammered. And I woke up that morning to find Xegarus was too busy to play with me anymore.

I was letting him take the reins but he gracefully declined after 2 days. That's why it didn't feel like me before. I was planning on letting him list his reads, and I was going to support whatever he wanted me to do. And I had been in our QT just telling him all my gut reads, etc., etc.

Again.. Not what I asked. I asked what caused you to get that gut feel. I'm a gut feel player so I can usually pinpoint what triggers my gut. What did it for you?

[Natirasha]

So this is where i post wifom right?

There is one partner we were planning on bussing asap if hider didn't die tonight. They are kinda a liability as scum.

Sorry, bro. We can chat in the dead thread.

[Bert]

@bert:

Mind if you try and figure what's pinging your gut about us?

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TiP you are full on retarded for pointing it out, but probs town. Don't ever fucken do that again.

BERT NO LIKE. It's like an exaggerated scolding. HELL NO

*beats head against the wall*

He shouldn't have pointed out his breadcrumb, but this shouldn't have been pointed out either.

Overreaction - crumb is OUT THERE, enough people have commented on it, it's BLOODY obvious he's not the hider (Mac claimed hider later on anyway) so what else could he be HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MALA youve been scum in 3 of my 4 games that are not finished, OK your hydra still counts. but yes 514 counts FOR SURE

you scummy scum scum scum scum SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM <3

Thankfully you're defending ns and look like scum with ns so.................

LETS LYNCH NOTSCIENCE SCUM GAISSSSSSSSSS

[Bert]

My gut feelings I voiced were from my QT and from the first 10-12 pages (I think??)

And I answered that - did you forget or are you not paying attention

[Bert]

There is one partner we were planning on bussing asap if hider didn't die tonight. They are kinda a liability as scum.

Yeah, way to throw WIFOM into the mix. Syry please come and lock this thread up

Sadly, the ironic thing is I might be screwed because my hydra-playstyle rubbed some the wrong way. :/

[TheIrishPope]

stfu bert

[Bert]

stfu bert

<3

[Natirasha]

Mother always said my son, 'do the noble thing'
You have to finish what you started, no matter what
Now, sit, watch and learn
'Its not how long you live, but what your morals say'
Can't keep your part of the deal
So don't say a word...don't say a word

Right ffery?

[Cait Sith]

My gut feelings I voiced were from my QT and from the first 10-12 pages (I think??)

And I answered that - did you forget or are you not paying attention

I missed it because I was phone posting at the time and I haven't read the thread since night ended. I only knew day opened and Bro claimed because Tammy told me.

[Bert]

Nat you are still loved

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let's talk about the weather

it's getting HOT HOT HOT

P-edit: OK Mala

[Bert]

I missed it because I was phone posting at the time and I haven't read the thread since night ended. I only knew day opened and Bro claimed because Tammy told me.

I answered this on Day 1.

[Syryana]

Votecount 2.2

Natirasha ( 6 ): Sound of Silence, Bert, BROseidon, SalmonellaDoctor, TheIrishPope, Cait Sith (LYNCH)
Not Voting ( 4 ): Trolling Fairy, Cephrir, Violent Saxophone, Natirasha

With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is in (expired on 2013-09-20 20:15:00)

[Syryana]

"I'm getting damn tired of that man's shenanigans, Data!" Hill roared at the expressionless android.

"Sir, considering the circumstances I believe that far worse could have been done to us. Moriarty has complete control of the holodeck, after all."

"Speak for yourself Commander," Worf growled. Worf had appeared in this latest hallucination, as had Data, but it was anyone's best guess whether or not he was really here. "I for one very much object to this ridiculous attire!"

"Get over it Worf, let's just find the damned princess or maid or whatever the hell she is and get out of here," Hill snapped.

"Indeed sir, that does seem to be the wisest course of action." Data moved toward the forest path when suddenly an arrow sprouted from his chest.

"Data!" Hill cried, moving towards the stricken officer.

"Not to worry sir. Medieval weapons such as these are insufficient to puncture my outer membrane, much less cause meaningful damage to my internal frame." Data casually plucked the bolt from his chest. "All in all, this ancient garb is much more disturbing."

"Well, I'm glad you're all right then. Now do something about that arrow and we can be on our way."

Data cocked his head consideringly at the arrow and made some quick calculations about where it came from. He then threw the arrow as hard as he could in the direction his sensors indicated. A few moments later, the wood blurred and Dixon Hill found himself once again in the smoggy streets of 1941 San Francisco.

"Data, did you...?"

"Yes sir. I calculated the incoming trajectory of the arrow and sent it back along its original path. I presume it hit the person that shot it." Data nodded in satisfaction.

Meanwhile, back in Sherwood forest....

Flip

Natirasha,

Mafia Goon

, has been

shot with an arrow

lynched!

It is now Night 2.

All night actions must be submitted in (expired on 2013-09-08 21:45:00)

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[Syryana]

"Is he any better, Beverly?" asked Will Riker gravely.

Dr. Crusher sighed. "No, Will. He's just as bad now as ever he is. There's no cure for someone in his condition. There's just nothing left for me to work with. He's been asking for you again."

Will nodded somberly, steeled himself, and walked into Sickbay. "Hello, Captain."

"Will! Will, Willwillwillwillwill Willy! How are ya! I haven't seen you in a dog's age! I'm so happy to..." Picard trailed off, seeming to lose his train of thought. Inexplicably, fat tears began rolling down his cheeks. "I can't believe you grew a beard, Number One. What possessed you to grow a beard?" Bawling, Picard buried his face in a pillow.

Will sighed. His captain's condition had deteriorated steadily since that episode in the holodeck. They never had been able to determine what happened to him there; they'd found him quivering in a ball in the exact center of the holodeck, naked as the day he was born and gibbering madly about various things: Robin Hood, Worf the Dwarf, violating the Prime Directive and other unintelligible nonsense. They'd had this conversation about the beard before, many times. Eventually Will had gotten sick of it; the only thing Captain Picard responded to nowadays were moving pictures. So Will gave him one:

Even after that, Picard still wouldn't let it go. Fortunately all he did was cry about it now; no more of those hair-raising arguments where half the ship could hear. Affecting a falsely cheery manner, Will asked "How's your day been, sir?"

Even that innocent question set off a tirade. "DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME, WILL RIKER! I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP AND YOU WILL NOT TALK DOWN TO ME!" Picard began frothing at the mouth.

"Beverly, Beverly!" Will called, trying to fend off the flailing old man. "He's having another episode!" Abruptly Picard sat heavily on his bed, tears leaking from his eyes once more. "Beverly, oh God Will, they killed Beverly and I went after them, but they kept stringing me along from horror to horror! I played chess with demons, I killed little boys, I dressed up in tights and played in the forest...." Picard's eyes went huge as he stared at Will; his voice dropped to a whisper. "Will... they even made me sleep with Q! I'd have sworn it was a woman the night before, but I woke up and it was him!"

Picard took a grip on Will's arm, beseeching him for help. Dr. Crusher finally came in and stuck a Hypo-Spray in his neck, his eyes glazed over and his hands slackened as the drugs put him right to sleep. "He's never going to get better, Will. The best we can do for him now is keep him quiet and happy until we get to a Starbase. I'd hoped he was getting better a few weeks ago, but after that episode on the bridge....."

Will nodded soberly. He knew it would come to this after that madness on the bridge. He just hated to see a man he respected, even loved, fall so far. He'd had no other choice but to...

*bzzzzzzzt*

Dixon Hill blinked, shaking the cobwebs from his eyes as Mr. Data helped him up from the ground. A sibilant voice hissed in his ear: "That's what you've got to look forward to Dicky; I'm gonna wipe your mind until there's nothing left!"

"You doin' awright sur?" Mr. Data asked.

Hill blinked. "Why are you talking like that, Data?"

"Wal sur, ah do bleeve that Mory arty feller done messed with my nooral sensurs while you wuz out cold on the flow thur. He turned mah paws-a-tronick matrucks into a fried onyun soop of a mess, he did. Wal too be onist wif ya sur-"

"Enough! I get the idea. Now just... stop talking." Hill rubbed his temples with his fists. What the hell would come next?

Flip

BROseidon,

Town Tracker

, has been discovered dead Night 2.

It is now Day 3. With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline is in (expired on 2013-09-23 00:30:00)

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[VioleNt Saxophone]

And on the Third day, a Jiffy rose.

By the way I'm not reading the first 21 pages so if someone could give me a tl;dr that'd be greeeeat.

[Sound of Silence]

VOTE: Natirasha

We thought this vote looked bad when it hit the thread.

Vote: SalmonellaDoctor

[Sound of Silence]

And on the Third day, a Jiffy rose.

By the way I'm not reading the first 21 pages so if someone could give me a tl;dr that'd be greeeeat.

Who did you hide behind on night 2?

[Bert]

Both times Ive just started to get going and immerse myself, the day ends in a few hours. I feel no continuity or connection

Vote: Cephrir

For Xegarus who during his short stay here had as a scumread, of which I agreed to on D1.

Seriously though, Im going to re-skim and remind myself what happened

[Bert]

Good to see you Ffery!!

[VioleNt Saxophone]

And on the Third day, a Jiffy rose.

By the way I'm not reading the first 21 pages so if someone could give me a tl;dr that'd be greeeeat.

Who did you hide behind on night 2?

We're not hider? Why would you think we're a hider?

[TheIrishPope]

I don't know where my vote goes

[VioleNt Saxophone]

Good to see you Ffery!!

Is this the same Bert as Nachopappa Bert?

[VioleNt Saxophone]

Well in about 30 minutes I'm going to put everyone's name on a dart board and throw a dart so if you want to sheep my obviously superior scumhunting method I'll be placing a vote soon.

[VioleNt Saxophone]

Pee-Shower-Dinner&BreakingBad

Better be a tl;dr ready for me before I'm done.

[Bert]

Good to see you Ffery!!

Is this the same Bert as Nachopappa Bert?

Never.

Is this the same Majiffy that is the most soft-spoken man on earth? <3