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ah so reckoner did get caught

hahahahahahahaha

I wanted to laugh maniacally into text to speech and see what came out I'm a little disappointed though

Vote Count 1.17

Your New Gay Overlords

(0)

Eleven

(1) Gammagooey

Iecerint

(0)

Cheery Dog

(0)

Untrod Tripod

(0)

Gammagooey

(0)

InflatablePie

(0)

Nuwen

(0)

Ythan

(0)

Axxle

(1) Porochaz

ActionDan

(4)

ChannelDelibird, Eleven, Iecerint, Ythan

Sir Waffles Wafflington

(0)

eaglekit

(2) Triforce, pirate mollie

pirate mollie

(2) eaglekit, Axxle

Porochaz

(0)

ChannelDelibird

(1) Untrod Tripod

Triforce

(4)

InflatablePie, Fate, Nuwen, Your New Gay Overlords

Fate

(0)

Not Voting

(3) ActionDan, Sir Waffles Wafflington, Cheery Dog

With 18 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.

In post 223, Your New Gay Overlords wrote:

In post 215, Fate wrote:

In post 209, xRECKONERx wrote:Oh look fate reading me wrong again

Insert photographic history of Fate being utter crap at reading me here

Anybody wanna lynch him d1 I feel like it'd be fun and also stop him before he does too much damage

LOOK AT THIS LACK OF FUCKING ENTHUSIASM


AUTO LYNCH RECK TOMORROW KTHX

Me being unenthusiastic is not some magical new thing that makes me scum what the fuck

More like "look at this post from my phone while laying down nursing broken ribs"

VOTE: Fate

Doin' this. Pretty standard scum play from him to unite with someone to try and get me lynched. He's just filling up his quiver to fire shots at me tomorrow since my claim means he can't do it today without committing suicide.

Plus even if he's town I'd lol at lynching him D1

In post 492, Your New Gay Overlords wrote:

In post 476, Fate wrote:oh my god multifactional makes this game BROKED

Eaglekite still probably is scum but its such low hanging fruit the other teams all over it

Unvote:
Vote: Triforce

LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN


DQMMT PHONE YOU WETE.TOO SLOE TO CRUSH THEIR DREAMS

fate directs a wagon onto Triforce D1 then calls the other wagon low hanging fruit

In post 498, Your New Gay Overlords wrote:ok fuck it

I'd rather lynch Triforce right now out of the rest of the playerlist because that 481 was disgusting + if they are town they're "low hanging fruit" and will be lynched eventually + if we kill it now it can't drop an a-bomb on the entire game later

this feels kinda skeezy but at least it's reasons

VOTE: Triforce

its god damn beautiful that I'm you a supposed to be there without even having to read the thread first I just saw the boat and you

everythings clear to me now my eyes are open

I'm willing to risk our lives in to make you f*** Cyrix come

why the f*** don't you put in all capitals when I yell at you damnit

good luck translating those first but they're mostly only there for, and Fire day anyway cuz I'm done trying to convince me that don't matter what the f****** truth is

fate is so boring now when I play with him :\

Scummies Inv: Fate and I have a spat D1 and via always on
Shadows & Lights Mafia: I have an entire scumteam nailed D1, Fate replaces in and redirects a wagon onto me forcing me to claim
POTUS Mafia: I was scum and Fate didn't go after me that hard
Gorilla Munch: I was scum and Fate called me town literally the entire game
Reckoning II Invitational: I nailed Fate's entire scumteam D1 and he died quickly (while trying to push a mislynch on me)

this is the history of our past year of games; not once did Fate's aggressive FUCK RECK IN THE ASS DAY ONE push actually amount to anything; in fact, all the last year of games has proven is that Fate's empty bullshit pushes on me are wrong more often than they're right

I could probably dig back further for more lulzy examples (like the album cover) but I think this gets the point across well enough. If Fate is calling me scum and trying to lynch me then he's either scum or town who should just be ignored

I'm pretty sure there's a SK in my body and my cough is a cult infestation and it has an AWC to kill me instead of recruit.

Ill probably be caught up by this weekend, but it's Thursday and I'm not feeling an ounce better so might be a bit longer |:

RECK IS SO UNENTHUSIASTIC WHEN CAUGHT AS SCUM /SADFACE


my6 god


Ill translate one post now and its hte boat one

The INSTANT I fucking saw recks vote on triforce I KNEW he had gone through metnal gymnastics to make that read, that vote just makes NO SENSE from Reck town who supposedly thinks Im scum.


OH WAIT WHATS THIS POST?

IS THIS A POST OF RECK DISCREDITING MY ACCURACY OF READING HIM AND NOT GOING THROUGH EVEN MORE MENTAL LEAPS TO PAINT ME AS SCUM (BECAUSE HF CUKING CANT?)

"fates either scum or town nad ignore him"

WHAT QUALITY FUCKING CONTENT.

LOOK ASSCLOWNS THIS IS ME BEING RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IM RIGHT AND I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW YOU JHUST SHEEP ME THATS HOW IT WORKED THATS HOW ITS ALWAYS OWRKED BEFORE I WNET ON A HIATUS THEN CAME BACK AND WAS SCUM 8000 TIMES IN A ROW


LETS

FUCKING

LYNCH

TRIFORCE SCUM

THEN RECK SCUM

THEN ILL LORD OVER YOU FROM THE DEAD QT

In post 634, Fate wrote:RECK IS SO UNENTHUSIASTIC WHEN CAUGHT AS SCUM /SADFACE

your meta is so fucking bad it hurts

Nuwen literally just got me lynched in your Destiny II mafia because my meta is blowing up and self destructing when I'm on the ropes as scum

I'm also consciously trying not to be a raging urethra this game because we've already had enough dickbaggery from mollie et al, plus I'm hydraing with grimm and he doesn't like it when I blow the fuck up in games

In post 634, Fate wrote:The INSTANT I fucking saw recks vote on triforce I KNEW he had gone through metnal gymnastics to make that read, that vote just makes NO SENSE from Reck town who supposedly thinks Im scum.


OH WAIT WHATS THIS POST?

IS THIS A POST OF RECK DISCREDITING MY ACCURACY OF READING HIM AND NOT GOING THROUGH EVEN MORE MENTAL LEAPS TO PAINT ME AS SCUM (BECAUSE HF CUKING CANT?)

mental gymnastics? I've been saying all game I'd lynch pretty much anyone due to lack of town reads

A scum read is a scum read is a scum read, this game so far they're all pretty tit for tat so I don't really care where we lynch today

The OMGUS part of me wants to vote Axxle too because he's just being a useless sack and passively stringing together mislynches on us for later but I feel that vote will go awash in the sea of meh

Also I'm not having to do much work to discredit your ability to read me; you do all the work for me, I just post pretty links. I can make it into another album cover if you want real value

fate if you actually think tri is scum and want it lynched then focus on that

nobody is going to care about anything you say about reck until tomorrow and i think we get the picture in case you die

girls, girls

you're both pretty

and whatever, I'll lynch the shit out of Triforce

zero fucks

also I'd just like to point out that Reck and Fate are voting for the same person and Fate is yelling about how Reck is scum

can we *maybe* wait to call it busing until after Triforce flips?

CDB's meta on himself is pretty good actually so I don't wanna lynch him.
Faraday's proclamations that they are the towniest slot in the game are weird
I still think UT would be a viable lynch and a good one b/c of his weird RECK IS SK BC 2DUMB2SCUM bullshit early game
Triforce still had a few gross posts and I think given Balto they're likely to spiral downwards if they're town
Ythan can be town for now for dayvig powers + I think it's more likely his shot was lazy other than calculated-scum-bad (why would scum shoot a miller claim w/ a dayvig anyway)
Axxle is a) useless and b) setting up mislynches
Dan hasn't done a lot but he wanted to sheep us so I'm biased
EagleKit still hasn't impressed me and their first posts seem like scum trying to play it cool when the heat's on in hopes the wagon on them will die out
mollie blowup has been too tedious to read so if someone can tell me if this is mollie's playstyle that'd be great
Waffles actually makin good points when not engaged with mollie so I think town
Fate is just bad idk if bad town or bad scum but bad regardless
Nuwen... IDK, put her in the same boat as gamma. It's weird to see her also want me dead and passively throw shit at me but Grimm thinks she's town.
Gamma is a special snowflake mystery

there's my attempt at reading people in the game based on what I remember from the past 26 pages

oh i forgot people

Cheery Dog is ???
Pie is alright for now but as I said he's a sneaksy little hobbit so IGMEOY

I think that's everyone

holy fuck RECK SHUT THE FUCK UP about the SK thing. IT WASN'T AN ACTUAL SUGGESTION AND YOUR CONTINUED PUSHING OF IT IS AWFUL AND SCUMMY AS SHIT.

jesus tapdancing christ that's a strong candidate for scummiest reads list I've ever seen

:
UT, Triforce, Axxle, EagleKit, Fate, possiblyNuwen(probablyNot)

In post 636, Your New Gay Overlords wrote:I'm also consciously trying not to be a raging urethra this game because we've already had enough dickbaggery from mollie et al, plus I'm hydraing with grimm and he doesn't like it when I blow the fuck up in games

translation

lol me be scummy is just me consciously shaking up the meta! don't lynch me please I'm doing this for MY BOYFRAINNNNNN

In post 644, Untrod Tripod wrote:holy fuck RECK SHUT THE FUCK UP about the SK thing. IT WASN'T AN ACTUAL SUGGESTION AND YOUR CONTINUED PUSHING OF IT IS AWFUL AND SCUMMY AS SHIT.

my "continued" pushing of it meaning I bring it up for the first time since earlygame on Page 26? nice use of hyperbole to paint me as worse than I actually am

These are the types of reasons I'm ok with you eating rope

(also I'm not sure when you reverted to TEE HEE SK WAS JOKE but I missed it)

In post 647, Untrod Tripod wrote:

In post 636, Your New Gay Overlords wrote:I'm also consciously trying not to be a raging urethra this game because we've already had enough dickbaggery from mollie et al, plus I'm hydraing with grimm and he doesn't like it when I blow the fuck up in games

translation

lol me be scummy is just me consciously shaking up the meta! don't lynch me please I'm doing this for MY BOYFRAINNNNNN

uh no, are you fucking retarded

Fate: RECK HAS LACK OF ENTHUSIASM ERGO SCUM
Me: #1 that meta is wrong; #2 i am actively being tamer this game
UT: RECK IS EXPLAINING HIS SCUMMY PLAY AS SHAKING UP THE META

tell me where this falls apart logically and ill give you a scooby snack