Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

Vorkuta · Post Post #625 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:32 pm

In other and completely unrelated news

I have received PenguinPower's endorsement

Penguinpower supports vorkuta for governor
Why don't you?

Vorkuta · Post Post #626 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:33 pm

In post 624, Enter wrote:pretty penguin power perfect person personify people powerfully

Perfect
a campaign slogan was on my to do list

The 8Ps.

Enter · Post Post #627 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:33 pm

In post 623, Vorkuta wrote:
In post 621, Enter wrote:and then you can divorce him for half of all he's got
Uhhh
Which lands allow for such... abuse of bureaucratic loopholes?

america

In post 621, Enter wrote:also he's very good at giphs
Excellent point

exactly!

In post 621, Enter wrote:can ban all your enemies from mafiascum.dating.net
I wish to project the image of a "harsh, but fair" leader and rally the working-class with me.
Do you not think such abuse of power will send the wrong message to my constituents?

no it will show that you are a fair man that will always be just and will always rule properly and make fair decisions that always benefit you the most regardless of what is fair and just

Vorkuta · Post Post #628 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:40 pm

In post 627, Enter wrote:america

Interesting.
I thought penguin was in antarctica

In post 627, Enter wrote:a fair man that will always be just and will always rule properly and make fair decisions

Excellent. Yet another campaign slogan!
This is a quick mockup- my meme-making skills are quite rusty, but that's why I have a competent campaign manager

Spoiler:

Bingle · Post Post #629 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:43 pm

In post 625, Vorkuta wrote:In other and completely unrelated news

I have received PenguinPower's endorsement

Penguinpower supports vorkuta for governor
Why don't you?

I believe, since Vorkuta married PP and PP is my Pirate Parrot that means I control Vorkuta now. I will admit to not being the most apt Nautical Law expert, but if it's anything like Dog Law he now has to vote where I tell him.

Well done, RCE, I knew you'd be a valuable double agent.

Vorkuta · Post Post #630 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:51 pm

In post 629, Bingle wrote:PP is my Pirate Parrot that means I control Vorkuta now

PP is penguinpower, not pirateparrot

Our marriage contract has been signed in triplicate by a panel of expert

bureaucrats

civil servants and has a provision that will nullify the union if it is no longer in the best interests of

the party

However- in keeping up with being just and fair
If you would like to press your claim to my voting rights, feel free to make an appointment with the people's court.
They might be a small

breadline

backlog, but hopefully they might get to your case before the statute of limitations expires.
Also I'd advise you to keep in mind that your attempt at administrative abuse might be construed as an attack on a representative of the party which carries quite a harsh gulag sentence.

Vorkuta · Post Post #631 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:54 pm

Now that I have justly and fairly defused this situation

What next?
I should go interact with key and influential individuals

by activity count

to see if they might be persuaded to join our cause

@Wooper
Why are you not voting for vorkuta yet?

Bingle · Post Post #632 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:55 pm

Ahhh, you think your filthy landlubber laws apply to us. PP is my parrot, the mascot of my crew of Pirates. Also, my First Mate and Quartermaster, although those are lesser titles.

Enter · Post Post #633 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:56 pm

i think you don't knwo

that i am a sailor

and enforcer of the seas

Enter · Post Post #634 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:56 pm

captain of the mighty ship "wreck"

Enter · Post Post #635 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:57 pm

i know the laws better than i know the back of the hand of my first cap'n

and i carved the shape of his hand into the rock he marooned me on for fifteen years

Enter · Post Post #636 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:58 pm

because the only thing i had with me was his hand i bit off as he tried to push me off the plank

unfortunately i also lost my balance and fell off in the process

and lost a few teeth in his arm

Vorkuta · Post Post #637 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:58 pm

As I've said

In post 630, Vorkuta wrote:If you would like to press your claim to my voting rights, feel free to make an appointment with the people's court.

That would require you to disembark however.... putting you in my jurisdiction

Bingle · Post Post #638 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:58 pm

In post 633, Enter wrote:i think you don't knwo

that i am a sailor

and enforcer of the seas

BBmolla · Post Post #639 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:59 pm

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

Enter · Post Post #640 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:01 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM

Formerfish · Post Post #641 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:01 pm

How fucked is my back if literally laying all day on a heating pad is doing nothing?

Enter · Post Post #642 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:01 pm

In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

oops

Formerfish · Post Post #643 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:02 pm

In post 640, Enter wrote:

Iconeum · Post Post #644 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:02 pm

In post 642, Enter wrote:
In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game
oops

yes please

Bingle · Post Post #645 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:03 pm

In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

Welp. I'm gonna die then.

Seriously though, I'm perfectly happy waiting to run down the clock on the Governor election, or people can vote it down to get to the meat of the game, or people can engage me over alignment relevant things. I'm just not gonna stop fluffing between those activities.

Vorkuta · Post Post #646 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:03 pm

In post 639, BBmolla wrote:I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts

*looks at jingle's vote count*
*keeps posting*

Ahem
I am making a bid to run for governor, and one of my policies will undoubtedly be "send all fluffposters to gulag"
Can I count on your support and vote?

Enter · Post Post #647 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:03 pm

Thank you, Formerfish.

Enter · Post Post #648 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:06 pm

Sorry, didn't know people were taking the game super serious yet. I'll stop.

Iconeum · Post Post #649 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:07 pm

In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

the game hasn't even started yet bruh

instead of fucking threatening the guys who are having some fun, could you comment on the actual relevant topics, mr pooper?