In post 621, Enter wrote:can ban all your enemies from mafiascum.dating.net
I wish to project the image of a "harsh, but fair" leader and rally the working-class with me.
Do you not think such abuse of power will send the wrong message to my constituents?
no it will show that you are a fair man that will always be just and will always rule properly and make fair decisions that always benefit you the most regardless of what is fair and just
In post 627, Enter wrote:a fair man that will always be just and will always rule properly and make fair decisions
Excellent. Yet another campaign slogan!
This is a quick mockup- my meme-making skills are quite rusty, but that's why I have a competent campaign manager
Penguinpower supports vorkuta for governor
Why don't you?
I believe, since Vorkuta married PP and PP is my Pirate Parrot that means I control Vorkuta now. I will admit to not being the most apt Nautical Law expert, but if it's anything like Dog Law he now has to vote where I tell him.
Well done, RCE, I knew you'd be a valuable double agent.
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:51 pm
by Vorkuta
In post 629, Bingle wrote:PP is my Pirate Parrot that means I control Vorkuta now
PP is penguinpower, not pirateparrot
Our marriage contract has been signed in triplicate by a panel of expert
bureaucrats
civil servants and has a provision that will nullify the union if it is no longer in the best interests of
the party
However- in keeping up with being just and fair
If you would like to press your claim to my voting rights, feel free to make an appointment with the people's court.
They might be a small
breadline
backlog, but hopefully they might get to your case before the statute of limitations expires.
Also I'd advise you to keep in mind that your attempt at administrative abuse might be construed as an attack on a representative of the party which carries quite a harsh gulag sentence.
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:54 pm
by Vorkuta
Now that I have justly and fairly defused this situation
What next?
I should go interact with key and influential individuals
by activity count
to see if they might be persuaded to join our cause
@Wooper
Why are you not voting for vorkuta yet?
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:55 pm
by Bingle
Ahhh, you think your filthy landlubber laws apply to us. PP is my parrot, the mascot of my crew of Pirates. Also, my First Mate and Quartermaster, although those are lesser titles.
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:56 pm
by Enter
i think you don't knwo
that i am a sailor
and enforcer of the seas
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:56 pm
by Enter
captain of the mighty ship "wreck"
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:57 pm
by Enter
i know the laws better than i know the back of the hand of my first cap'n
and i carved the shape of his hand into the rock he marooned me on for fifteen years
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:58 pm
by Enter
because the only thing i had with me was his hand i bit off as he tried to push me off the plank
unfortunately i also lost my balance and fell off in the process
and lost a few teeth in his arm
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:58 pm
by Vorkuta
As I've said
In post 630, Vorkuta wrote:If you would like to press your claim to my voting rights, feel free to make an appointment with the people's court.
That would require you to disembark however.... putting you in my jurisdiction
stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you
yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child
How fucked is my back if literally laying all day on a heating pad is doing nothing?
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:01 pm
by Enter
In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious
stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you
yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child
In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious
stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you
yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child
fluffposting is pro-scum in this game
oops
yes please
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:03 pm
by Bingle
In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious
stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you
yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child
fluffposting is pro-scum in this game
Welp. I'm gonna die then.
Seriously though, I'm perfectly happy waiting to run down the clock on the Governor election, or people can vote it down to get to the meat of the game, or people can engage me over alignment relevant things. I'm just not gonna stop fluffing between those activities.
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:03 pm
by Vorkuta
In post 639, BBmolla wrote:I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts
*looks at jingle's vote count*
*keeps posting*
Ahem
I am making a bid to run for governor, and one of my policies will undoubtedly be "send all fluffposters to gulag"
Can I count on your support and vote?
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:03 pm
by Enter
Thank you, Formerfish.
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:06 pm
by Enter
Sorry, didn't know people were taking the game super serious yet. I'll stop.
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:07 pm
by Iconeum
In post 639, BBmolla wrote:the first five pages make me absolutely furious
stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you
yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child
fluffposting is pro-scum in this game
the game hasn't even started yet bruh
instead of fucking threatening the guys who are having some fun, could you comment on the actual relevant topics, mr pooper?
