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Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2022 2:17 pm**

[quote="In post 698, Farren"]

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2022 3:41 pm**

Are you any good at dice?

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2022 3:44 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:37 pm**

Do I look fabulous in a red shirt?

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:44 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:51 am**

Would you like to buy a red shirt?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:23 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:30 pm**

Do you want to buy a red shirt?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:34 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:43 pm**

Do you want to buy socks?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:55 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:59 pm**

Do you want to buy a sock?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 1:05 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 1:52 pm**

Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 2:08 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:32 pm**

Do I look fabulous in socks?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:33 pm**

Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:33 pm**

[Insert Jake in Thigh-Highs]

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:40 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:50 pm**

Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:53 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:07 pm**

How many feet are on mars?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:16 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:22 pm**

What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:37 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)

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