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Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:33 pm**

Do you know the Oracle?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:44 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:52 pm**

Is Spring the best season?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:54 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:55 pm**

Is Spring the worst season?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:03 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:05 pm**

How many organisms are on Mars?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:09 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:14 pm**

Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:17 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:18 pm**

Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:24 pm**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:32 am**

Spoiler: The yeses so far

Spoiler: The nos so far

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:38 am**

It's interesting to note that every question that's used the word "good" has so far gotten a yes, as has every question that's used the word "shirt" or "shirts".

Is this a good shirt?

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:51 am**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:38 am**

Is this rule challenging?

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:59 am**

In post 740, Jake The Wolfie wrote:Is this rule challenging?

In post 0, StrangerCoug wrote:Petitioners are not allowed to edit. A Petitioner caught editing shall be disqualified for the rest of the round.

Unless StrangerCoug wishes to change Rule #7 or otherwise show leniency, Jake The Wolfie has just been disqualified from this round.

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:38 am**

Them's the breaks. Sorry, Jake the Wolfie.

Is this rule challenging?

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:17 am**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:18 am**

Is thia rule challenging?

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:34 am**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:46 am**

Is this a bad sock?

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:50 am**

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 1:24 pm**

Well, SC might as well win this round, unless there are some petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves.

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:15 pm**

I don't have much of a damn clue right now

Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves?

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