Wow... I look crap compared to you lot.
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My Mafia Achievements
TOTAL: 1,050/13,000
Welcome to your life (25)
Join the site
This game is broken; it says my role in the title (25)
Join a game
Forge your own destiny (50)
Win a game as Town
The first day of the rest of your life (50)
Reach LyLo as Town
All you must do is follow these patterns (50)
As Town, be on the lynch of a Mafia member
Oh, by the way... (50)
Win a game as Mafia
Thénardier (50)
As scum, fakeclaim a power role
ONE OF US (50)
Have your alignment changed midgame
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (50)
Vig someone
Universal Backup (250)
Replace into 10 games
The new wave (100)
Be part of an avatar fad of at least 5 people in a game.
Treasured memory (250)
Get quoted in someone else's signature
I'm kind of a big deal (100)
Start your own wiki page
An experienced challenge (100)
Serve as an IC in a Newbie game
Creator of Masks (200)
Nominate a title that gets accepted
Dance, puppets! (100)
Successfully mod one game
Absolute Freedom (150)
Become eligible to mod a Large Theme
Back when MafiaScum was good... (300)
Post once a month for 60 months
The show must go on (150)
As a backup mod, take over for an absent regular moderator and run the game to completion
That's a Lot of Vote Counts (200)
Moderate a game to at least 100 pages
Get off my lawn (250)
Play in a non-Newbie game where every other player has a newer join date than you
They grow up so fast (250)
Play in a game modded by someone whose first game you modded or IC'd
Eternal rivalry (150)
Play in at least three games with a player where you do not share the same alignment
All one body we (100)
Participate in five 9+ player games where there were no modkills or replacements
Slayer of demons (100)
As Town, drive the lynch of a groupscum player
Trust fall (150)
As Town, win a game after participating in three-player LyLo
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM (100)
As an informative role, claim an (accurate) incriminating result on a scum player who is not allied with you
Special agent (100)
As Cop, attain three investigations in one game
Somebody saved my life tonight (100)
As a protective role, successfully protect a player of your own faction
Target acquired (100)
As a killing role, successfully kill a scum-aligned player
Han Solo (100)
Kill a scum player as a dayvig
We are the Champions (200)
Win as Mafia without losing any members of your faction
A plan to kill everyone you meet (150)
As scum, bus all of your scumpartners in a single game
Sleeper cell (250)
As scum, win without ever participating in a lynching wagon
How NOT to be seen (250)
Survive a game as Mafia while maintaining the lowest post count of all living players at all times
The day you ALMOST lynched Jack Sparrow (150)
Lynch a member of an opposing faction after being placed at L-1 that Day
Memetic myth (250)
Witness five people referring to you, unprompted, by your play
The Kenny award (50)
Die during the first night phase
Sitting duck (150)
As scum, lose all of your scumpartners before Day 2, then survive two mislynches
Secret weapon (250)
As Town, replace into a game that has mislynched at least two players, then lead a successful wagon on scum
Why yes, I SHOULD be here (50)
While using a hydra or alternate account, successfully complete a game without posting from the wrong account.
It takes a village (300)
Review 10 games which are not considered horrible
The "Battle Mage" award (150)
At any point in your history, be non-Town in three out of the last six games in which you were still alive on Day 3
Your--touch--magnetizing (300)
Have the same player participate in five games you have run
Fan club (300)
Have the same group of three players participate in at least three games you have run
Crystalline logick (250)
As Town, successfully create and follow a breaking strategy
But the future refused to change (300)
As scum, successfully create and follow a breaking strategy
Untouchable (200)
Go through an entire game without dying or getting a single vote after the first 100 posts
Look! A Distraction! (150)
As scum, make a scumslip but still survive for another three Days
There can only be one (250)
Win a game as Serial Killer
Crack shot (300)
Wipe out three scum (or all of the scum) in a single game using only your killing ability
Death on contact (300)
As a Town replacement, identify and catch at least two scum
Magnificent Bastard (150)
Successfully perform any of the gambits in Category:Gambits
Notorious (300)
Get a title
They like me; they REALLY like me! (300)
Get nominated for an individual Scummy in a category for which an award is actually given later
I'd like to thank my parents and mith (500)
Win a Scummy
Jigsaw (300)
Have an Open setup you designed run in the Open queue
It's all about me (250)
As scum, lose all of your scumpartners before Day 2, then survive to endgame
The Tribe Has Spoken (50)
Get lynched Day 1
Cornered (50)
Get lynched as Town at LyLo
Flashing Neon Sign (50)
As scum, make a scumslip
Good Night (50)
As scum, get lynched with yourself on the wagon
I believe you found my chainsaw (50)
As scum, become the recipient of an incriminating investigation.
Mayday! Mayday! (100)
Get night killed as a Serial Killer
YOU LIE! (100)
As an informative role, claim an inaccurate result on a player
Socialized Medicine (100)
As a Town protective role, protect only scum players
Pacifist (100)
As a Town protective role, save a scum player from death
Cobalt's law (150)
Be on every lynching wagon and L-1 wagon in a game, except those against yourself
Less Chat, More Splat (100)
As Town, place two hammer votes on Town-aligned players in the same game
Too Clever by Half (100)
Get lynched following a gambit
The burning bakery (100)
Have an attempt to breadcrumb backfire, either because it was found out or because nobody found its critical message
With Arms Wide Open (200)
Fake a post restriction for two Days
Why me? (200)
As scum, be the last scum alive in the game, but never kill anyone
What did I do? (50)
Die before making a single post
Friends in high places (50)
As scum, get lynched and win
Everyone dies (100)
As SK, win despite getting being dead at the end of the game
Revenge of the Vig (100)
Lose a game due to it ending during Night instead of the normally-expected LyLo Day that would have occurred were it not for the choice night kills
Spartacus (150)
Counterclaim a role that has already been counterclaimed
Snowball in hell (150)
Get counterclaimed by multiple people in the same game
Unsolicited advisor (150)
Participate in the postgame commentary of a game you were not in
Deus ex Moderator (100)
Be spared from an inevitable lynch by a moderator action or deadline
Outscummed (100)
As scum, fail to win a game in spite of comprising 50% of the living players
Ricochet (150)
As scum, kill a member of another scum team.
Unintentionally Constructive (150)
Bus your partner and get both him and yourself lynched.
Spanner in the Works (150)
As town, prevent a lynch of a scum player after he's been placed at L-1
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My Mafia Achievements
TOTAL: 1,050/13,000
Welcome to your life (25)
Join the site
This game is broken; it says my role in the title (25)
Join a game
Forge your own destiny (50)
Win a game as Town
The first day of the rest of your life (50)
Reach LyLo as Town
All you must do is follow these patterns (50)
As Town, be on the lynch of a Mafia member
Oh, by the way... (50)
Win a game as Mafia
Thénardier (50)
As scum, fakeclaim a power role
ONE OF US (50)
Have your alignment changed midgame
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (50)
Vig someone
Universal Backup (250)
Replace into 10 games
The new wave (100)
Be part of an avatar fad of at least 5 people in a game.
Treasured memory (250)
Get quoted in someone else's signature
I'm kind of a big deal (100)
Start your own wiki page
An experienced challenge (100)
Serve as an IC in a Newbie game
Creator of Masks (200)
Nominate a title that gets accepted
Dance, puppets! (100)
Successfully mod one game
Absolute Freedom (150)
Become eligible to mod a Large Theme
Back when MafiaScum was good... (300)
Post once a month for 60 months
The show must go on (150)
As a backup mod, take over for an absent regular moderator and run the game to completion
That's a Lot of Vote Counts (200)
Moderate a game to at least 100 pages
Get off my lawn (250)
Play in a non-Newbie game where every other player has a newer join date than you
They grow up so fast (250)
Play in a game modded by someone whose first game you modded or IC'd
Eternal rivalry (150)
Play in at least three games with a player where you do not share the same alignment
All one body we (100)
Participate in five 9+ player games where there were no modkills or replacements
Slayer of demons (100)
As Town, drive the lynch of a groupscum player
Trust fall (150)
As Town, win a game after participating in three-player LyLo
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM (100)
As an informative role, claim an (accurate) incriminating result on a scum player who is not allied with you
Special agent (100)
As Cop, attain three investigations in one game
Somebody saved my life tonight (100)
As a protective role, successfully protect a player of your own faction
Target acquired (100)
As a killing role, successfully kill a scum-aligned player
Han Solo (100)
Kill a scum player as a dayvig
We are the Champions (200)
Win as Mafia without losing any members of your faction
A plan to kill everyone you meet (150)
As scum, bus all of your scumpartners in a single game
Sleeper cell (250)
As scum, win without ever participating in a lynching wagon
How NOT to be seen (250)
Survive a game as Mafia while maintaining the lowest post count of all living players at all times
The day you ALMOST lynched Jack Sparrow (150)
Lynch a member of an opposing faction after being placed at L-1 that Day
Memetic myth (250)
Witness five people referring to you, unprompted, by your play
The Kenny award (50)
Die during the first night phase
Sitting duck (150)
As scum, lose all of your scumpartners before Day 2, then survive two mislynches
Secret weapon (250)
As Town, replace into a game that has mislynched at least two players, then lead a successful wagon on scum
Why yes, I SHOULD be here (50)
While using a hydra or alternate account, successfully complete a game without posting from the wrong account.
It takes a village (300)
Review 10 games which are not considered horrible
The "Battle Mage" award (150)
At any point in your history, be non-Town in three out of the last six games in which you were still alive on Day 3
Your--touch--magnetizing (300)
Have the same player participate in five games you have run
Fan club (300)
Have the same group of three players participate in at least three games you have run
Crystalline logick (250)
As Town, successfully create and follow a breaking strategy
But the future refused to change (300)
As scum, successfully create and follow a breaking strategy
Untouchable (200)
Go through an entire game without dying or getting a single vote after the first 100 posts
Look! A Distraction! (150)
As scum, make a scumslip but still survive for another three Days
There can only be one (250)
Win a game as Serial Killer
Crack shot (300)
Wipe out three scum (or all of the scum) in a single game using only your killing ability
Death on contact (300)
As a Town replacement, identify and catch at least two scum
Magnificent Bastard (150)
Successfully perform any of the gambits in Category:Gambits
Notorious (300)
Get a title
They like me; they REALLY like me! (300)
Get nominated for an individual Scummy in a category for which an award is actually given later
I'd like to thank my parents and mith (500)
Win a Scummy
Jigsaw (300)
Have an Open setup you designed run in the Open queue
It's all about me (250)
As scum, lose all of your scumpartners before Day 2, then survive to endgame
The Tribe Has Spoken (50)
Get lynched Day 1
Cornered (50)
Get lynched as Town at LyLo
Flashing Neon Sign (50)
As scum, make a scumslip
Good Night (50)
As scum, get lynched with yourself on the wagon
I believe you found my chainsaw (50)
As scum, become the recipient of an incriminating investigation.
Mayday! Mayday! (100)
Get night killed as a Serial Killer
YOU LIE! (100)
As an informative role, claim an inaccurate result on a player
Socialized Medicine (100)
As a Town protective role, protect only scum players
Pacifist (100)
As a Town protective role, save a scum player from death
Cobalt's law (150)
Be on every lynching wagon and L-1 wagon in a game, except those against yourself
Less Chat, More Splat (100)
As Town, place two hammer votes on Town-aligned players in the same game
Too Clever by Half (100)
Get lynched following a gambit
The burning bakery (100)
Have an attempt to breadcrumb backfire, either because it was found out or because nobody found its critical message
With Arms Wide Open (200)
Fake a post restriction for two Days
Why me? (200)
As scum, be the last scum alive in the game, but never kill anyone
What did I do? (50)
Die before making a single post
Friends in high places (50)
As scum, get lynched and win
Everyone dies (100)
As SK, win despite getting being dead at the end of the game
Revenge of the Vig (100)
Lose a game due to it ending during Night instead of the normally-expected LyLo Day that would have occurred were it not for the choice night kills
Spartacus (150)
Counterclaim a role that has already been counterclaimed
Snowball in hell (150)
Get counterclaimed by multiple people in the same game
Unsolicited advisor (150)
Participate in the postgame commentary of a game you were not in
Deus ex Moderator (100)
Be spared from an inevitable lynch by a moderator action or deadline
Outscummed (100)
As scum, fail to win a game in spite of comprising 50% of the living players
Ricochet (150)
As scum, kill a member of another scum team.
Unintentionally Constructive (150)
Bus your partner and get both him and yourself lynched.
Spanner in the Works (150)
As town, prevent a lynch of a scum player after he's been placed at L-1