Mini 2134 Gin's Joint Pick4U - GAME OVER

Pine · Post Post #75 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:34 am

OH NO

I HAVE BROUGHT SHAME ON MY FAMILY

Pine · Post Post #76 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:34 am

^That's a fuckin pagetopper right there

ISO · Post Post #77 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:38 am

Are you kidding me...I...missed a pagetop.

Pine · Post Post #78 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:41 am

In post 77, PenguinPower wrote:Are you kidding me...I...missed a pagetop.

Pink Ball · Post Post #79 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:52 am

I'm happy that this is a drug themed game 'cause now I have an excuse when I get paranoid

Gamma Emerald · Post Post #80 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:12 am

I’ve read a bit of this game and I’m TERRIFIED tbh

ISO · Post Post #81 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:14 am

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #82 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:32 am

Boy this game is gonna be a nightmare.

ISO · Post Post #83 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:51 am

In post 82, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:Boy this game is gonna be a nightmare.

You have no clue how glad I am that I'm a 3p and thus, not mandated to sift through its shit.

And to reiterate, my opener was not a joke. Dead serious, I'm a third party and yes, my wincon is to have every town player (specifically, town) masturbate.

Pink Ball · Post Post #84 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:57 am

Yes and mastina is also a mason with herself remember that

ISO · Post Post #85 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:51 am

In post 84, Pink Ball wrote:Yes and mastina is also a mason with herself remember that

No, no, a masonizer who wins when my masonry has majority of the playerlist.

(At this stage tho. I kinda suspect Ginngie and I have this unique interaction. I submit trollish picks that are basically unrelated to the theme of the UPick but which

technically

could be considered to be following the letter of the UPick but are obviously in violation of the spirit, Ginngie decides, "okay you cheeky little fuck, you get to be a third party this game".

My picks were masturbation--the role I got--, mafiascum, coffee, and estrogen.)

But for real. This time, there are no downsides to the town letting me win. Explicitly, the words used are, "This does not end the game.". (It doesn't say I leave the game, so not sure if I leave the game or not.)

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #86 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:02 am

VOTE: Mastina

Get this nonsense out of this game.

Pine · Post Post #87 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:04 am

I mean...yeah, I think that's super suspect and as good a D1 vote as we're likely to get.

Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.

VOTE: mastina

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #88 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:05 am

In post 87, Pine wrote:I mean...yeah, I think that's super suspect and as good a D1 vote as we're likely to get.

Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.

VOTE: mastina

Know that you are my top scum suspect.

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #89 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:06 am

Mastina just needs to die for obvious reasons first.

MariaR · Post Post #90 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:09 am

Peyote is a spanish word derived from the Aztec origin meaning glistening.

Pine · Post Post #91 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:10 am

In post 90, MariaR wrote:
Peyote is a spanish word derived from the Aztec origin meaning glistening.

Somehow...I am not surprised.

MariaR · Post Post #92 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:13 am

In post 91, Pine wrote:Somehow..
.I am not surprised
.

Pine · Post Post #93 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:13 am

I submitted all fictional drugs. Lotus Flowers (Homer's

Odyssey

), the Red Pill (

The Matrix

), Felix Felicis (the

Harry Potter

series), and Skooma (the

Elder Scrolls

series).

I don't think it prudent to discuss which of these I was assigned or what they do at this time.

ISO · Post Post #94 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:16 am

In post 87, Pine wrote:Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.

Why?

Because I'm a third party who has an easily-achieved win condition that doesn't hurt the town?

Why the fuck would I not claim that?

I've zero reason to ever not.

My wincon requires an action from the town that is pretty simple.

I'm pretty sure it can work just by everyone posting in-thread something to the effect of, "

I masturbate

".

MariaR · Post Post #95 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:17 am

VOTE: Mastina

ISO · Post Post #96 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:19 am

In post 94, mastina wrote:
In post 87, Pine wrote:Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.
Why?

Because I'm a third party who has an easily-achieved win condition that doesn't hurt the town?

Why the fuck would I not claim that?

I've zero reason to ever not.

My wincon requires an action from the town that is pretty simple.

I'm pretty sure it can work just by everyone posting in-thread something to the effect of, "
I masturbate
".

Notably, I also never fucking lie about my role.

Never.

I am not a fucking liar.
So when I say that I am a third party who wins when I get every living town player to masturbate.
I am a fucking third party who wins when I get every living town player to masturbate.

It's also not like I'm using being a third party as an excuse to avoid giving content--I've told you that Bulbazak, Dunnstral, and Enter are all town.
Do

you

have three townreads less than 12 hours into the game's start?
I think not.

I'm doing more to help you win right now than you are.

Bulbazak · Post Post #97 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:20 am

I'm game.

I masterbate.

Bulbazak · Post Post #98 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:21 am

In post 57, Taly wrote:
@Mod, will you just tell us what spiked Kool-Aid does if we just asked you?

You get tipsy.

Alisae · Post Post #99 (ISO) » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:21 am

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”