Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:34 am
OH NO
I HAVE BROUGHT SHAME ON MY FAMILY
I HAVE BROUGHT SHAME ON MY FAMILY
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:34 am
^That's a fuckin pagetopper right there
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:38 am
Are you kidding me...I...missed a pagetop.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:41 am
In post 77, PenguinPower wrote:Are you kidding me...I...missed a pagetop.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:52 am
I'm happy that this is a drug themed game 'cause now I have an excuse when I get paranoid
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:12 am
I’ve read a bit of this game and I’m TERRIFIED tbh
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:14 am
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:32 am
Boy this game is gonna be a nightmare.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:51 am
You have no clue how glad I am that I'm a 3p and thus, not mandated to sift through its shit.In post 82, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:Boy this game is gonna be a nightmare.
And to reiterate, my opener was not a joke. Dead serious, I'm a third party and yes, my wincon is to have every town player (specifically, town) masturbate.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:57 am
Yes and mastina is also a mason with herself remember that
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:51 am
No, no, a masonizer who wins when my masonry has majority of the playerlist.In post 84, Pink Ball wrote:Yes and mastina is also a mason with herself remember that
(At this stage tho. I kinda suspect Ginngie and I have this unique interaction. I submit trollish picks that are basically unrelated to the theme of the UPick but which
technically
could be considered to be following the letter of the UPick but are obviously in violation of the spirit, Ginngie decides, "okay you cheeky little fuck, you get to be a third party this game". My picks were masturbation--the role I got--, mafiascum, coffee, and estrogen.)But for real. This time, there are no downsides to the town letting me win. Explicitly, the words used are, "This does not end the game.". (It doesn't say I leave the game, so not sure if I leave the game or not.)
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:02 am
VOTE: Mastina
Get this nonsense out of this game.
Get this nonsense out of this game.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:04 am
I mean...yeah, I think that's super suspect and as good a D1 vote as we're likely to get.
Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.
VOTE: mastina
Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.
VOTE: mastina
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:05 am
Know that you are my top scum suspect.In post 87, Pine wrote:I mean...yeah, I think that's super suspect and as good a D1 vote as we're likely to get.
Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.
VOTE: mastina
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:06 am
Mastina just needs to die for obvious reasons first.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:09 am
Peyote is a spanish word derived from the Aztec origin meaning glistening.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:10 am
Somehow...I am not surprised.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:13 am
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:13 am
I submitted all fictional drugs. Lotus Flowers (Homer's
I don't think it prudent to discuss which of these I was assigned or what they do at this time.
Odyssey
), the Red Pill (The Matrix
), Felix Felicis (the Harry Potter
series), and Skooma (the Elder Scrolls
series).I don't think it prudent to discuss which of these I was assigned or what they do at this time.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:16 am
Why?In post 87, Pine wrote:Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.
Because I'm a third party who has an easily-achieved win condition that doesn't hurt the town?
Why the fuck would I not claim that?
I've zero reason to ever not.
My wincon requires an action from the town that is pretty simple.
I'm pretty sure it can work just by everyone posting in-thread something to the effect of, "
I masturbate
".Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:17 am
VOTE: Mastina
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:19 am
Notably, I also never fucking lie about my role.In post 94, mastina wrote:Why?In post 87, Pine wrote:Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.
Because I'm a third party who has an easily-achieved win condition that doesn't hurt the town?
Why the fuck would I not claim that?
I've zero reason to ever not.
My wincon requires an action from the town that is pretty simple.
I'm pretty sure it can work just by everyone posting in-thread something to the effect of, "I masturbate".
Never.
I am not a fucking liar.
So when I say that I am a third party who wins when I get every living town player to masturbate.
I am a fucking third party who wins when I get every living town player to masturbate.
It's also not like I'm using being a third party as an excuse to avoid giving content--I've told you that Bulbazak, Dunnstral, and Enter are all town.
Do
you
have three townreads less than 12 hours into the game's start?I think not.
I'm doing more to help you win right now than you are.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:20 am
I'm game.
I masterbate.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:21 am
You get tipsy.
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:21 am
Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”