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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:45 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
In post 62, T3 wrote:The only thing I have to say at this point is DONT NUKE RANDOM PEOPLE

WE ONLY NUKE THE WORST PEOPLE

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:45 am
by Save The Dragons
what was that pooky i didn't quite hear you

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:45 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
In post 40, Nexus wrote:Fuck hydras.

vote total war

NUKING HYDRAS = TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:47 am
by samantha97
In post 58, SirCakez wrote:Unconfirmed [13] - Lady Lambdadelta, PookyTheMagicalBear, Toogeloo, Bell, Robert M Hunter, Untrod Tripod, DeasVail, deep-city-lights, Mastina, The Church of Skitter, DeathNote, joqiza, marry
who wants to join the cool kid table

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:50 am
by Cephrir
In post 67, Et Al wrote:
Gonna say you probably shouldn't do this.

-S
eh, ur right. sorry

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:51 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
CEPHRIR BLEEDS RED BLUE AND WHITE

HE CANNOT WAIT TO UNLEASH THE WEAPONS OF WAR RANDOMLY FOR GOD AND COUNTRY

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:51 am
by Nexus
do it ceph.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:52 am
by Et Al
In post 77, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:NUKING HYDRAS = TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
Two American deaths, you mean. :cry:

-S

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:56 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO GIVE FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:57 am
by SirCakez
In post 65, Cephrir wrote:
In post 62, T3 wrote:The only thing I have to say at this point is DONT NUKE RANDOM PEOPLE
Removed mod impersonation
For transparency - this was a faked nuke message. Don't do that - fake nukes are expressly prohibited.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:00 am
by gorilla
Fair warning: I will probably vote for whatever wagon is largest regardless of my actual reads, in the hope of accelerating this game to the part where we get to shoot da nookz.

That being said, here are my reads.


GOOD:
Cephrir
Et Al
samantha
Pooky
Equinox
Titus
Prism
Save The Dragons

EVIL:
Church of Skitter
Vaxkiller
Nexus
T3

Null reads are for pinkos. We're at war, pick a side.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:00 am
by Cephrir
the dumbass is strong with this one

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:00 am
by Cephrir
awkward simulpost, was trying 2 burn myself

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:01 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
I HAVENT EVEN READ WHAT TOTAL WAR ENTAILS BUT MY AMERICAN HEART KNOWS IT MUST BE GOOD FOR ANNIHILATING THE RUSSKIES

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:06 am
by gorilla
In post 87, Cephrir wrote:awkward simulpost, was trying 2 burn myself
Still works IMO

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:09 am
by Cephrir
pls don't out me as town i want to survive until the nuke part

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:12 am
by Prism
I am taking the all caps as a terrorist claim from Pooky. Launch is imminent.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:19 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH

I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:21 am
by gorilla
It's okay, we can work with the terrorist to defeat the communists. This will surely not have unforeseen consequences down the line that end up blowing up in our faces.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:33 am
by Vaxkiller
In post 74, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:I WILL NOT BE POSTING IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN ALL CAPS FOR THE ENTIRE GAME TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR THIS COUNTRY
Found the robot!

https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:20 am
by Vaxkiller
In post 93, gorilla wrote:It's okay, we can work with the terrorist to defeat the communists. This will surely not have unforeseen consequences down the line that end up blowing up in our faces.
So the terrorist should just claim.

It's ok terrorist. Your safe here.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:25 am
by mastina
Oh fuck.
I was supposed to draw scum this game.

This is DEFCON MAFIA. You're supposed to be a TROLL.
I don't know how to troll as town! Shit!
Uh...don't suppose someone here can teach me?

VOTE: Total War
That's the troll thing to do, right?



:P

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:28 am
by gorilla
In post 96, mastina wrote:Oh fuck.
I was supposed to draw scum this game.

This is DEFCON MAFIA. You're supposed to be a TROLL.
I don't know how to troll as town! Shit!
Uh...don't suppose someone here can teach me?

VOTE: Total War
That's the troll thing to do, right?



:P
Scum

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:52 am
by Prism
Okay I really hate that I have to go back on my page 1 and instantly nuke gorilla the second it becomes available but the primate is scum

Communists infiltrating our zoos, brainwashing our animals.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:56 am
by PookyTheMagicalBear
COWARD

A TRUE AMERICAN STICKS TO HIS NUKE COMMITMENTS