Caffwagon invitational (Game Over) after 1061

[CrashTextDummie]

DGB! Look into your heart and you will see that I am not scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

Got my notes switched up, it's magnus_orion or Elmo.

Elmo is dead, so...

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB! Look into your heart and you will see that I am not scum.

I'd feel more comfortable if I could look into your POSTS and find that you're not scum.

[Patrick]

Votecount

CrashTextDummie (3) -- xRECKONERx, bertrand, DrippingGoofball

Not voting: magnus_orion, OhGodMyLife, CrashTextDummie, Fate
7 alive, 4 to lynch.

[OhGodMyLife]

This is dumb. If magnus isn't a mason, he's scum. If DGB isn't a mason, she's scum. Its that easy. Would the other masons care to tell me which one of those two I should vote for in my next post?

[DrippingGoofball]

OGML, you realize that xRECK has already fakeclaimed mason with dramonic-scum, right?

You're taking the Fate/xRECK claim seriously?

Just vote for CTD. You should have listened to us yesterday with the BC wagon. We're right again.

[OhGodMyLife]

If reck isn't really a mason, then I want him dead. If he is, then good, that narrows things down. Either way, whatever. If y'all want to lynch me today, lets get it over with so I can stop caring one way or another.

[Fate]

First thought:

WTF MY VOTES NOT ON OBVSCUM?

Second thought:

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT I WANTED TO HAMMER TODAY.

K LEMME THINK OF A WITTY LINE

[Fate]

YOU CAN SURVIVE CAR CRASHES, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ROPE OF DEATH?

VOTE: CRASHTEXTDUMMIE

BANG.

[Ether]

Ayup.

[Fate]

^IS THAT A CLEANSWEEP POST I SEE?

HAHEAHKAHAHKAHHA

WE DID IT.

AND I NEVER READ PAST PAGE 21 BACKWARDS.

SCUMMY PL0X.

[Fate]

If reck isn't really a mason, then I want him dead. If he is, then good, that narrows things down. Either way, whatever. If y'all want to lynch me today, lets get it over with so I can stop caring one way or another.

Though I don't think anyone reading this will give us a "Best Town Performance" scummy with this "Woe as me'r" around.


CAN WE GET A NOM(MINUS)OGML SCUMMY?

<_<
>_>

[Ether]

Honestly, I think there was a lot of crap play from town here. (I had the masons pegged almost immediately--even before my Reckoner vote, which was me not thinking because it was three in the morning. LIKE I SAID, crap play from town.) Reckoner's defenses of his boytoy were

disgusting

, and the excuse in his QuickTopic sure as hell didn't do him any favors. And the entire mason group made a voting bloc with him, so the dramlynch was waaaaaaaaaaay harder than it ever had to be.

After that, though, Fate, DGB and Reckoner all played pretty all right. (Bertrand and OGML...um, you remember how Fate replaced Kise? Remember how Kise and Reckoner felt about each other? Yeah. Pay attention.)

I say all this, but don't get me wrong--we killed those scumbags good. Props to Crash, replacing into the spot he did--between process of elimination and his predecessors' play (or lack thereof), it would have been nearly impossible to line up all the mislynches he needed by then.

[CrashTextDummie]

Well, I don't think I'm gonna take responsibility for this scum loss. XD

Grats town, I'm not sure how you did it, but you sure rocked this game.

PS: I'm never gonna forget this abuse, Patrick. I trusted you and you took advantage...

[Patrick]

Votecount

CrashTextDummie (4) -- xRECKONERx, bertrand, DrippingGoofball, Fate

Not voting: magnus_orion, OhGodMyLife, CrashTextDummie
7 alive, 4 to lynch.

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CrashTextDummie - Mafia Goon - lynched day 3

Town wins. I'll have a few comments shortly.

[Ether]

Yeah, Patrick's like a dirty sociopath.

[Patrick]

I took advantage of PJ too in the same way.

This game was too one-sided. Not sure what scum were doing, though obviously the hasdgfas/Kai slot never being around didn't help. Interesting that most of the real life versions of this setup ended in town sweeps too.

Mason Quicktopic: http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/UErGTtHjBC2na
Mafia Quicktopic: http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/SrdHj2dCC85wr

Crash, sorry to replace you into a near impossible situation, I wouldn't have blamed you for just confessing.

[Elmo]

Grats town, I'm not sure how you did it, but you sure rocked this game.

Hardly, but thanks for replacing :V

I don't feel sufficiently bitchy right now so no further comment. gg

[hasdgfas]

so if I had been around enough to play, I was going to bus obvscum BC Day 1.

[hasdgfas]

sorry I couldn't actually play. I wanted to, just didn't have time to put into it.

[magnus_orion]

that went extremely well.

[Fate]

You're such a pessimist Ether.

I mean fuck, unless D1 that I didn't read was a train wreck (hint: it couldn't have been that bad if scum were lynched eventually anyway), what the hell is so horrible-town-play about

three perfect lynches and not a single mason being outed?

Some people just can't be fuckin' pleased.

[Elmo]

what the hell is so horrible-town-play about

three perfect lynches and not a single mason being outed?

The town had some good play and some horrible play, the scum play was consistently terrible. The net result being better than terrible doesn't somehow all of it good. I agree with everything she said; the masons were fairly obvious and Reck's defence of dram (drawing the other two masons to his cause) made it much harder to lynch him to the point where we very nearly lynched OGML instead for absolutely no good reason. This amongst other things is

really bad

regardless of the end result.

I have zero interest in arguing further because no-one actually cares, least of all me, but doesn't disagreeing with someone about what happened Day 1 when you haven't actually read Day 1 sound at least a little wrong to you? I mean, I thought

your

play was basically flawless, but I'm not sure why you'd try to extend that to everyone else.

[DrippingGoofball]

The scum didn't bus Dram, because the scum are contained in the group {DGB, magnus, Reck} and I'm really leaning towards Reck being town at this point.

This was my favorite post, OGML correctly identified the mason group... as the scummiest gang in the game!

I finally decided he was town... only because if OGML had been scum, he would have been right about at least one thing...

He does get one cookie for hammering dramonic.

[Ether]

What she said.

Eventually I'll post hydra transcripts. Haven't finished filtering them yet, and then Yosarian's gonna want a look.