Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[Nahdia]

i hate socks.

[Ariel]

Nat is a fake sock enthusiast. Your next match attempt will either be correct or net you phone-a-friend.

Strangers	Identities
Haschel Cedricson	As a 13-year-old, talked a paramedic out of giving them an IV in an ambulance
lilith2013	Ditched their family in the middle of a family vacation in order to attend the Museum of Hygiene by themselves
N	Enjoyed buying financial ledger books as a child
pablito	Their childhood cat got its name after an accident in the bathroom
Something_Smart	Their mom hates the song Who Let the Dogs Out so much that she banned her students from singing it
StrangerCoug	Wore glasses while riding a roller coaster at Knoebels and lost them mid-ride

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Collects stamps at national parks as a hobby
Equinox	Likes socks so much that they've written poetry about them
Nahdia	Owns every season of Stargate that matters (No SGU)
Sirius9121	Ran an impromptu half marathon barefoot
xofelf	While playing a game with friends, rolled 6 sixes at once with only 6 dice, winning the game

Match Attempts
8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Confirmed no match

:
Aristophanes -> Ran an impromptu half marathon barefoot
Aristophanes -> Likes socks so much that they've written poetry about them
xofelf -> While playing a game with friends, rolled 6 sixes at once with only 6 dice, winning the game

Assistance

Double Dip | 1 question

[CreativeMod1]

I'm so sorry, some irl stuff happened and I completely forgot about this

Lets double dip Equinox and Xofelf doing Sock Poetry

[Ariel]

Welcome back! Equinox isn't the real sock poet, but xof is!

Strangers	Identities
Haschel Cedricson	As a 13-year-old, talked a paramedic out of giving them an IV in an ambulance
lilith2013	Ditched their family in the middle of a family vacation in order to attend the Museum of Hygiene by themselves
N	Enjoyed buying financial ledger books as a child
pablito	Their childhood cat got its name after an accident in the bathroom
Something_Smart	Their mom hates the song Who Let the Dogs Out so much that she banned her students from singing it
StrangerCoug	Wore glasses while riding a roller coaster at Knoebels and lost them mid-ride

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Collects stamps at national parks as a hobby
Equinox	Owns every season of Stargate that matters (No SGU)
Nahdia	Ran an impromptu half marathon barefoot
Sirius9121	While playing a game with friends, rolled 6 sixes at once with only 6 dice, winning the game

Match Attempts
8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
1
1

Confirmed no match

:
Aristophanes -> Ran an impromptu half marathon barefoot

Assistance

2 questions

[CreativeMod1]

Xof, I expect some of the best damn sock poetry I've ever seen!!! And I've seen Ari's sock poetry

[CreativeMod1]

i hate socks.

How much do you hate socks? enough to run a half-marathon barefoot???

Nadia could you please tell me about this half-marathon and why you were barefoot

[Nahdia]

Sweet catch!
This was in highschool. I was barefoot because at the time I was a staunch barefoot runner, and also just generally barefoot most of the time. I'm not sure why my teachers didn't crack down on that more, bless them.

The half-marathon was impromtu. It was the end of a shorter cross-country practice and I still had a lot of energy. My highschool was a tiny little road that came off the main road in town and wrapped around to form a block, which was conveniently enough almost exactly 1 mile. So when we felt like running distance we would just run the block so it was easy to measure our distance. This was after school and there was... some event going on at school I was attending later in the evening, I think a movie showing or something? So I didn't need to drive home and I was just looking to kill time. So I ended up running more.

This was without question when I was in the best shape of my life, since I was in training for an actual full marathon (which I did wear shoes for). So when I decided to go running that day I pretty quickly hit my runner's high and just kept going. I ended up stopping after 13.1 not because I was completely worn out (I was pretty worn out) but because the event was coming up.

[Sirius9121]

out contentest

[CreativeMod1]

Nadine really hates socks and won't even wear them to go out running

I feel like there's a lot more detail in this one then in Nadine's millionaire deal so I think this is true

[Ariel]

You are correct about Nat!

Strangers	Identities
Haschel Cedricson	As a 13-year-old, talked a paramedic out of giving them an IV in an ambulance
lilith2013	Ditched their family in the middle of a family vacation in order to attend the Museum of Hygiene by themselves
N	Enjoyed buying financial ledger books as a child
pablito	Their childhood cat got its name after an accident in the bathroom
Something_Smart	Their mom hates the song Who Let the Dogs Out so much that she banned her students from singing it
StrangerCoug	Wore glasses while riding a roller coaster at Knoebels and lost them mid-ride

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Collects stamps at national parks as a hobby
Equinox	Owns every season of Stargate that matters (No SGU)
Sirius9121	While playing a game with friends, rolled 6 sixes at once with only 6 dice, winning the game

Match Attempts
8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

2 questions

[xofelf]

I never said how old I was when I wrote the sock poem It was in middle school and an acrostic poem and it was not very good.

Striped
Orange
Colorful
Kaleidescope of
Socks in my sock drawer.

But fuzzy socks are the best thing in existence.

[CreativeMod1]

...sigh, I suppose that's an okay poem xD

Alright lets make some guesses and save up some questions for the other half

Guess Ari loves Stargate

If correct

Guess Equinox loves parks

[Ariel]

You are correct that Ari owns most of and is opinionated about Stargate.
So as for Equinox, you are also correct about his affinity for stamps.
By process of elimination, you have determined Sirius was the clutch dice roller.
Well done!

Strangers	Identities
Haschel Cedricson	As a 13-year-old, talked a paramedic out of giving them an IV in an ambulance
lilith2013	Ditched their family in the middle of a family vacation in order to attend the Museum of Hygiene by themselves
N	Enjoyed buying financial ledger books as a child
pablito	Their childhood cat got its name after an accident in the bathroom
Something_Smart	Their mom hates the song Who Let the Dogs Out so much that she banned her students from singing it
StrangerCoug	Wore glasses while riding a roller coaster at Knoebels and lost them mid-ride

Match Attempts
8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

5 questions

[CreativeMod1]

Whoop whoooop

I wanna hear some SG1 facts from Ari and a picture of this stamp collection from Equinox and what the roll was from Sirius haha

As for the other half, let's start off with another risk it for a biscuit and let's go for

Haschel loved financial ledgers

Why? Because it sounds like such a Haschel thing haha

[N]

...sigh, I suppose that's an okay poem xD

what are you talking about it's not even a good poem for a middle schooler

[CreativeMod1]

Shhh, I was being kind xD

[xofelf]

Oh it wasn't. It was terrible. But it was an assignment I didn't even want to do in the first place, so I did the least amount I possibly could.

[Ariel]

Haschel is not the financial ledger reader that you seek.

Strangers	Identities
Haschel Cedricson	As a 13-year-old, talked a paramedic out of giving them an IV in an ambulance
lilith2013	Ditched their family in the middle of a family vacation in order to attend the Museum of Hygiene by themselves
N	Enjoyed buying financial ledger books as a child
pablito	Their childhood cat got its name after an accident in the bathroom
Something_Smart	Their mom hates the song Who Let the Dogs Out so much that she banned her students from singing it
StrangerCoug	Wore glasses while riding a roller coaster at Knoebels and lost them mid-ride

Match Attempts
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

6 questions

[CreativeMod1]

Dang it, okay so I have 1 guess left and 6 questions

Really, I just wanted to bank 1 more question so that I can say...

All remaining strangers! Lemme hear your piss purrfect childhood cat names, I really hope they're not too shitty

[pablito]

It was shampoopoopoo boy. The cat loved being in the bathroom only when someone was on the toilet. Hating being in the bathroom any other time. Was a skittish fellow. Of course I was in there for awhile and lo and behold the cat got in the bathroom and startled me because he started knocking over shampoo bottles while staring directly at me and then the toilet paper and then back at me. I let out a yelp so they named me shampoopoo boy (which only lasted a week because I got a worse name) but the cat got shampoopoopoo boy for its entire life. And I always firmly closed the door thereafter so it never happened again.

[N]

When he was a kitten, he got locked in the bathroom. When we found him, he had spilt talcum powder everywhere. So he got named Malcolm Talcum.

[StrangerCoug]

My parents were trying to teach him to use the toilet like a human and he fell in one time. So we jokingly called him Stinky Kitty from then on. My dad in particular always had this gross sense of humor that I liked at the time, but that I grew out of with age. Not surprisingly, Stinky Kitty became afraid of the toilet and decided it was easier to go back to using the litter box like every other cat.

[Haschel Cedricson]

My mom accidentally shut the bathroom door and trapped her in there for most of the day. When we opened the door she had unraveled the entire roll of toilet paper and basically made a shredded mess of things. Her official name became "Tabitha Pearl Tomlinson" because that allowed us to call her "T.P.".

[Something_Smart]

We had had him for a few days but we hadn't yet decided on a name for him. My sister (who was pretty young at the time) decided it was a good idea to try and give him a bath. Needless to say, this was not a good idea, and pretty soon after she ran downstairs crying and announcing "He clawed me!" Being the middle-school smartass I was, I immediately suggested that we should name him "Claude", and the rest was history.

[lilith2013]

kitten snuck into the bathroom behind my brother and proceeded to knock every single one of our toothbrushes directly into the toilet bowl. we ended up naming her Lucky because she was a "lucky shot," my dad said. also partly because my parents only relented in getting a pet due to me winning the geography bee that year, and

that

happened only because I got really lucky on the last question and it was some super obscure fact I had memorized. I thought she would be like a lucky charm.. it made sense to middle-school me.