Video Game UPick Mafia (Game Over)

[Maruchan]

first

[Maruchan]

ToastyToast, look at my signature. -.- And at my dead-in games in my wiki.

I am town at least twice as often as scum.

[Maruchan]

Seraphim, look at the stats.

then come back to reality.

Its al lin my wiki bro.

[Maruchan]

When I was looking at your games for being in my game, I could only find scum flips

lolsrs?

Nah man I got twice as many completed townflips as scumflips, and like my dead-in is about 60/40

[Maruchan]

I am very comfortable lynching Maruchan today.

We're in page 1.
And its RVS.
ANd you're beign serious.


wow learn to let stuff go and not use ongoing games as reasons to punish people in othergames why dontcha?

[Maruchan]

Dekes, oh shit i did my math wrong when i updated my siggy.

yurrightbro

[Maruchan]

Scott

"I would be down for a Maruchan lynch today" is not an RVS vote wagon.

did you seriously...

wow.

[Maruchan]

GreyICE, if you had read two posts ago, you'd learn I just said I mis-did my signature.

sorry that my signature is wrong, this totes deserves policy lynch on me. -.-

[Maruchan]

Seraphim, so if I am town strongman JOAT, I am a liability to my town hmm?


good to know you have the capability to differentiate between scum and town so well.

[Maruchan]

lol I wish I was that.

that was me giving the most powerful claim I could think of to show you're being dense and idiotic.

[Maruchan]

kdowns its because someone decides I am policy-lynch worthy then got sheeped because the sheep thought it was RVS

[Maruchan]

... I just read Part of One Game of Maruchan's... -FacePalm-

VOTE: Maruchan

Maruchan's self destruction is imminent.

Read more than 1 kaithnx

[Maruchan]

My bet is on Seraphim being scum and using ongoing games as an excuse to push my mislynch as a "Policy Lynch".

lol good play there buddy

[Maruchan]

Explain what that last line means I don't get it

[Maruchan]

God you're so helpful to help your other fellow players in understanding what you mean. If I get lynched I'm glad I won't have to play with you.

[Maruchan]

I wanted Dr. Gavin so badly, so I could say Hi guys, My name is Gavin nice to meet you. In my first post, then later when asked for a claim I point back to it.

[Maruchan]

I didn't know whether or not I agreed with you, as you were refusing to explain what yo umeant. the refusal was what was stupid.

And you don't think pushing a quicklynch would be scummotivated?

[Maruchan]

Bet nobody can guess what game I am from. it aint no mainstream

[Maruchan]

Dude try not being a dick to me, you know like using your brain to actually be nice to people?

[Maruchan]

Actually I didn't notice this. Must've been at school. Thursdays are my "I am to worn out to think days" so I usually do my reads on friday and only answer direct questions on thursdays.

[Maruchan]

Actually I didn't notice this. Must've been at school. Thursdays are my "I am to worn out to think days" so I usually do my reads on friday and only answer direct questions on thursdays.

What do you do the rest of the days?

Stop making excuses and scumhunt.

Make you a deal.

You go run 2 miles at 4:30AM, then bike 2miles at 7:00AM, then run back and forth for an hour playing Ultimate Frisbee at 7:45AM, then lift weights for an hour at 8:40 AM then run around playing more ultimate frisbee at 2:00PM, AND THEN go work out with a fucking NAVY SEAL being the guy in charge of your workouts for an hour and a half, come home, and not be too worn out to think.

Otherwise, get the fuck off my back for wanting ONE day a week to relax. Most people take the whole weekend, I am only taking one day.

[Maruchan]

Oh I forgot to add the two-mile bikride home after the third PE class.

[Maruchan]

@Maruchan: WTF WHY DO YOU EXCERCISE SO MUCH. I BIKED 4 miles today tho!!!....in the gym.

Idk what to think about the claim. It shouldn't be done no matter what allignment...I've seen that power on scum and town

tryin to lose weight before my ship date next July

[Maruchan]

And Maru? Instead of making excuses that I really don't give a shit about, declare V/LA or don't post at all if you're not ready to commit to the game in your exhausted state rather than insulting me and acting like I've personally affronted you by wagoning you.

Play the game.

Not sure what to think of kdown's claim ATM. Do global roleblockers have enough versatility to be possibly worth sacrificing?

But I am not V/LA, I am sufficiently here enough to answer any direct question at me on Thursdays. So I won't say I am V/LA when I can still partially participate it, if you don't like it, i don't give a fuck. I don't take V/LAs every five seconds just because I have semi-less posting, that is bullshit. Thats like saying if I am scum I should say I am V/LA for half of the day so that I can successfully lurk without suspicion.

[Maruchan]

You seem to only be guessing modern-ish video games. why no old-school games from the nineties?

[Maruchan]

You seem to only be guessing modern-ish video games. why no old-school games from the nineties?

Scumhunt.

you do realize im ignoring yo uright?

take your own advice. Rather than be my guardian angle telling me what to do 24X7, find scum for yourself.

[Maruchan]

You seem to only be guessing modern-ish video games. why no old-school games from the nineties?

Scumhunt.

you do realize im ignoring yo uright?

take your own advice. Rather than be my guardian angle telling me what to do 24X7, find scum for yourself.

yo i bet seraphim is so scared of you.

Stop acting like a baby.

Kthx.

did I ever say he is scared of me?

anyways found2scum. Seraphim & Hiraki, they are focusing more on nothing to do with the game (IE: what other people r saying, scumhunting, looking4reads), they are solely interested in criticizing everything I say, and telling ME to do that stuff.

IE: Scum trying to look like content providing without providing content.

[Maruchan]

@Hiraki, you have been providing content but serpahim for the past 5 pages has been nothing but HARPONMARUCHAN, so no, Seraphim has not been providing content. We get that he hates me and wants me lynched, now get on with the game and be productive and find my hypothetical scumbuddies.

[Maruchan]

See wutimean?

Go find my "scumbuddies" now since I a m scum seraphim. stop beating the dead horse that is mescum

[Maruchan]

It's called "pushing your lynch until people vote you". It's generally a tactic to get someone lynched, see? You should try it sometime.

m'kay.

so while you wait, why not start working on tomorrow? Start looking for other scum.

[Maruchan]

Why don't you take your own advice bro? I've heard you actually have the capability to actually be a decent player when you, you know, decide to play.

Like, I would seriously be willing to leave you alone if you tried to scumhunt for a while and vote people and pressure them or even sheep people ala vezokpiraka.

I know it seems like you're caving into me(and therefore reason and good play) but trust me, the game is a whole lot more fun when you're voting and wagoning people and yelling at them that they're obvscum rather than just trying to outwit me in a game of petty insults and one-liners. You can do that on any forum. Here, we can lynch them too.

I do have a capability to be a good player when I am not so put-off by the 10 pages of useless YELLATMARUFOROTHERGAMES already started. IN that scenario its hard for me to get into the game at all.

[Maruchan]

Redemption, Maru. Can you smell it? Can you smell the flowers of forgiveness? I am not like some people who hold needless grudges. You'll notice I'm not voting for you again. Yes, I wagoned you to L-1, but given your play so far, can you say I didn't have a good reason to? I just want you to play the game and try hunting some scum, seeing as that's what you signed up to do, right?

Why not vote for RayFrost, especially if you're not going to use your vote anywhere else?

Hiraki: why not?

Yes I agree, you are not being as bad as Parama and are being willing to forgive, and you had the right to vote me based on my play, but my play has been based off of the early-game LOLLETZKILL MARU CUZ HE WORTHLESS attitude. Which is making it extremely difficult for me to do anything besides glare at this tab in my game tabs.

[Maruchan]

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anyways found2scum. Seraphim & Hiraki, they are focusing more on nothing to do with the game (IE: what other people r saying, scumhunting, looking4reads), they are solely interested in criticizing everything I say, and telling ME to do that stuff.

IE: Scum trying to look like content providing without providing content.

Fair enough..

*Hiraki responds*

@Hiraki,

you have been providing content

but serpahim for the past 5 pages has been nothing but HARPONMARUCHAN, so no, Seraphim has not been providing content. We get that he hates me and wants me lynched, now get on with the game and be productive and find my hypothetical scumbuddies.

So Hiraki has been providing content then..? Maru changed his story.

Redemption, Maru. Can you smell it? Can you smell the flowers of forgiveness? I am not like some people who hold needless grudges. You'll notice I'm not voting for you again. Yes, I wagoned you to L-1, but given your play so far, can you say I didn't have a good reason to? I just want you to play the game and try hunting some scum, seeing as that's what you signed up to do, right?

Why not vote for RayFrost, especially if you're not going to use your vote anywhere else?

Hiraki: why not?

Yes I agree, you are not being as bad as Parama and are being willing to forgive,

and you had the right to vote me based on my play

, but my play has been based off of the early-game LOLLETZKILL MARU CUZ HE WORTHLESS attitude. Which is making it extremely difficult for me to do anything besides glare at this tab in my game tabs.

So Sera was also in the right to vote Maru based off his play..? So again, Maru changed his story from 'Sera is scum because he is only pretending to provide content.'

TL;DR: Maru did'nt

actually

think Sera and Hiraki were scummy when he said they were. He would of stuck with his accusations more if he did. He lied.

unvote,

VOTE: Maruchan

No I thin kSeraphim is scumym because he is only focussing on me.
Also I love the part you bolded, how about the sentence after it?

Serpahim is scummy for only focusing on me, even if my play has been scummy (as a reaction to seraphm going LOLDERPMARUCHANSUCKS), and ignoring the rest of the game.

[Maruchan]

OK, back and caught up. One thing stood out in the last six pages and it was Maruchan. Maru starts off over-extending the joke phase by playing pointless guessing games, then when someone calls him on it he flips out about how much he has to work out. There's nothing wrong with having to work out a lot and being tired, but flipping out about it and thinking the people playing a frickin internet posting game care in the slightest is a gross over-reaction. Then for the remaining pages Maru is constantly over-defending and OMGUSing instead of actually looking to catch scum.

VOTE: Maruchan

PS
Thank you for your service and commitment to our country. This is nothing personal, but it just seems like scumplay to me.

lol.

No the early game was spent trying to fend off Seraphim for policy lynching me due to other ongoign games.

YOu obviously didn't read it and understand it well.

I then got to the point where I was so caught up in defending myself from the LOLIHATEUSOMUCH attack that I was too busy to actualyl scumhunt, and then when asked on my one lazy day to provide stuff, I said no, and get caleld out for having ONE LAZY DAY and not going all "Im going on vacation for one day because I feel like over-using VLA" so I explaiend WHY I take one lazy day.

[Maruchan]

O&Seraphim/Wratchild are scum.

[Maruchan]

Vote:Seraphim

happy?

[Maruchan]

no my vote is because he has done nothign EXCEPT relentlessly attackign me al lgame.


If he were to pay attention to other aspects of the game, he wouldn't be scum.

[Maruchan]

no my vote is because he has done nothign EXCEPT relentlessly attackign me al lgame.


If he were to pay attention to other aspects of the game, he wouldn't be scum.

You're totally right. He didn't just make a post detailing some of the motivations behind the RayFrost wagon or anything.

That was after 2 pages of me callign hi mscum for focusing on only me.

Even scum learn when prodded.

[Maruchan]

also stops the NK wouldnt it?

[Maruchan]

ocul. I liek that. But wouldn't that power role be EXTRMELY over-powered.

all they have to do is claim, and make sure they don't get lynched and then nobody ever dies at night?

[Maruchan]

Well, it's only a one shot Maru. So it can be used...once.

You should try reading the game sometime.

there were 3 new pages in the past 10 hours so i skimmed before reading clearly. sorry,

[Maruchan]

No scum would be given that information

LETS PLAY OUTGUESS THE MOD!

Its this new fun game that is all the rage these days.

Perhaps you've heard of it?

[Maruchan]

No scum would be given that information

LETS PLAY OUTGUESS THE MOD!

Its this new fun game that is all the rage these days.

Perhaps you've heard of it?

Take a minute and think about it. Is there any reason scum would be given a Miller role? I know for a fact that Sera has a Miller role because he described it exactly as mine.

Your post is pointless, and trying to cover-up the fact that I just confirmed Sera town, scum hate confirmed town don't they Maru?

did I try to deny your claim on Sera? no.

I just outcalled your use of the phrase " No scum would ....."

Nice trying to implicate me though.

[Maruchan]

@Wrath: Games tend to have, you know, fake claims. This often includes a full role PM, so although I believe Seraphim to be town, thats the wrong way to go about it.

Yakno, this is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Whowuldathunk

[Maruchan]

^^

What he said. I know mods that are willing to completely fabricate fakeclaims for you based on an ability, role, or nameclaim you give them.

[Maruchan]

whats the FF7 slip?

[Maruchan]

It's when one of the three discs from Final Fantasy VII "slips" from my hands and cuts your throat.

Seriously, what the fuck. This game is deader than dead.

Oh and Wrath's PBPAs are lols, considering every time he does one, that player is magically ~*

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Yeah thats very helpful.

Cuz me trying to be active and ask a question to help me better be involved in the game, and being replied with a response that SCREAMS "DONT EVER ASK QUESTION YOU STUPID IDIOT", makes me TOTALLY want to jump in and keep asking questions you know?

Your post basically said "quit trying to be active" to me, while condemning us all for being inactive.

[Maruchan]

Hey Maruchan. You should stop whining and get on the Meransiel wagon.

Does any of Meransiel's posts look like authentic scumhunting to you, snowman?

I, literally, will protect for as long as I live in this game a vig / scum / sk that shoots Maru tonight.

Like, mod confirmed cop guilty? Nah.

So you're both ok with me getting yelled at for actually providing a post that helps me to better understand the game?

Wow sure are a lot of scum in this game.

Or just a bunch of fuckin idiots.

[Maruchan]

Just to note, DeathNote is another user with a Best Town Preformance Banner who really shouldn't be wearing it.

(drama post)

So any comment on the FF7 slip?

So one more time.

Whats the FF7 slip?

People want me to do scumhunting and contribute and shit, but I can't contribute if I don't understand whats going on. So maybe instead of acting lie an idiot, you should yakno, just answer this question guys?

[Maruchan]

Mod: can I replace out please? gunna site-wide flake for awhile.

[Maruchan]

Rocket

Welcome to

Video Game UPick Mafia

, Maruchan. You are

Rocket

(One-Shot Bus Driver)

from

Rocket: Robot on Wheels

.

You are aligned with the

Town

.

Abilities

Shag Flyer (Bus Drive)

- During night phases, you may select two players to bus drive. Any active abilities that target either of them will be redirected to the other. You may not target yourself. You may only use this ability once during the game.

Win Condition

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Game thread is here. Please confirm via PM.

inb4 ya'll make fun of me for this:

My IRL name is Gavin. The 2nd of the only two named-characters from this game is Dr. Gavin. was hoping for Dr Gavin, so I could easily breadcrumb my name.

[Maruchan]

I MEAN FFS.

NO NINTENDO GAME WAS USED.

I MEAN THE BLAME FALLS ON ALL BUT MOSTLY SCOTT.

I MEAN YOU COULD'VE BEEN FUCKING LINK

OR MARIO

OR EVEN TOAD

HE'S FUCKING HIGH ALL THE FUCKING TIME

uhm.

Rocket: Robot on wheels was an N64 game.