Video Game UPick Mafia (Game Over)

[kuribo]

I LIVE

[kuribo]

oh good, i'll have time to

rub my nipples

go through and read what you people have been doing before the game's finest moment (the part where i replaced in)

[kuribo]

Whoo, I managed to get through this game day with minimal content and not get called out on it. The fact I wasn't called out on it actually makes me suspect a few people, amusingly enough.

don't worry sparkles, there's always tomorrow for me to read the game and tell you why you're scum

[kuribo]

Vote: AGar

minimalistic posting regarding hiraki.

WHAT THE HELL, POT, YOU CALLIN THE KETTLE BLACK?!


THAT'S RACISM


OR HYPOCRISY, LETS GO WITH HYPOCRISY

[kuribo]

okay, so let's run down a purely hypothetical situation:

Scum sees his partner being run up. Scum knows he's fucked because he's posted shit-all while the town was pretty much reaming his partner despite the counter-wagons being set up.

Scum lays low. Scum then calls attention to his own lurking, by ACCUSING TOWN of not calling him out on that lurking.

Scum then starts a counter-wagon pre-emptively the following morning to try and look more active by calling someone else a lurker.

does this seem like the sort of thing scum would do?

[kuribo]

Kuribo: Iso me, iso AGar. Compare.

oh no you don't, you'll not trick me into reading the game and forming an objective opinion

[kuribo]

what makes you think my hypothetical question is about you?

does it resemble something you've done?

does it make you nervous?

do you often feel the need to respond to hypothetical questions?

[kuribo]

i've found i can do way more with my words than with my vote

[kuribo]

P-edit: Kuribo, I didn't say it was about me. I wanted to know how it has relevance, IIRC the calling "town" out on the fact I was lurking was done by me (though I don't remember the who that got called out on it). I don't feel nervous about hypotheticals. Hypothetical

questions

tend to get me to

reply

, yes.

i never mentioned you, never directed it at you, but you clearly assumed it meant you. it could have meant someone else.

why would you answer a hypothetical question if you don't feel nervous about them? by definition:
Term: Hypothetical questions

Definition:
A hypothetical question is one asked out of interest, as the answer will have no effect on the situation.

[kuribo]

geez bro, you sure went from happy to dejected and giving up in a heartbeat there

[kuribo]

Happy? Dejected? You're losing me.

or maybe i've FOUND you

[kuribo]

uh then what pulled you away from the game when you were (by your own admission) active-lurking?

[kuribo]

so you were afraid you'd scumslip

its okay, we've all been there

[kuribo]

are you coming on to me?

don't get me wrong, i'm flattered, maybe even a little curious

[kuribo]

It makes me think we probably can just ignore you and let you weeble wobble about saying useless stuff until you get vigged.

it makes ME think that you don't know good gameplay when you see it

[kuribo]

Rayfrost was an early adopter of the lynch Hiraki plan.

yes you're right, scum would never vote to get rid of scum, let's exonerate him completely

[kuribo]

and as an aside, why are you defending him? what do you know that i don't?

[kuribo]

i didn't say i'm ignoring anyone

you seem very uncomfortable with the idea of me questioning RayFrost

[kuribo]

VOTE: Fate

That leaves Fate, Ant and Kuribo as non-Hirakia voters.

you realize he was hammered about 20 minutes after I replaced in, right

[kuribo]

you realize he was hammered about 20 minutes after I replaced in, right

Yup. You realize replacing in doesn't absolve your slot of the play that went before it, right?

so you divined an anti-town read on Scott Brosius based on all / some of the whopping TEN posts he made before disappearing into the ether?

[kuribo]

This guy is an acceptable lynch.Trying to erase the read on the slot due to a low number of posts is nonsense.

Oh please, you show me someone who can get a solid scum read off someone with 12 posts--- 2 announcing his VLA and 4 from the RVS. You show me that, and I'll let you fuck my sister because that guy is scumhunter of the year.

[kuribo]

This guy is an acceptable lynch.Trying to erase the read on the slot due to a low number of posts is nonsense.

Oh please, you show me someone who can get a solid scum read off someone with 12 posts--- 2 announcing his VLA and 4 from the RVS. You show me that, and I'll let you fuck my sister because that guy is scumhunter of the year.

If you flip scum does that mean I get to have sex with your sister?

ewww, what is wrong with you?

[kuribo]

i dunno man, i think i'm up against the greatest god damn scum hunter ever

i mean, we got people saying they got a scum read off less than a dozen of my slot's posts, and they didn't even bother lynching him

AFTER ALL THATS WHAT TOWN DOES, RIGHT, THEY LYNCH TOWN INSTEAD OF SCUM AND THEY CUT DEALS AND SAY, "OH, SURE, I'LL VOTE FOR THE OBVSCUM THAT TURNS OUT TO BE GODFATHER, BUT YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR TOASTYTOWN TOMORROW"

REAL TOWN PLAY AT ITS FINEST YEP YEP YEP

[kuribo]

REMEMBER, THE ONLY REASON SOME OF YOU VOTED FOR HIRAKI WAS BECAUSE OTHER FOLKS PROMISED TOASTY'S DEATH THE FOLLOWING DAY

[kuribo]

you're right, i've got the whole "this guy is a moron" thing going for me

I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOT IN ANY WAY LOOKING INTO THE MOTIVATIONS OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE CUTTING DEALS TO SEE THEIR GODFATHER LYNCHED AND AS SUCH I WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHO YOU GUYS ARE AND YOU DEFINITELY DON'T NEED TO NIGHT KILL ME ANY TIME SOON BECAUSE I'M JUST A HARMLESS IDIOT WITH NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY MAFIA

[kuribo]

yeah, 1v1, on day 3, that's sure town

wait, I don't think i have enough of those in there

[kuribo]

This guy is an acceptable lynch.Trying to erase the read on the slot due to a low number of posts is nonsense.

Oh please, you show me someone who can get a solid scum read off someone with 12 posts--- 2 announcing his VLA and 4 from the RVS. You show me that, and I'll let you fuck my sister because that guy is scumhunter of the year.

For arguments sake in this game town GreyICE nailed scum ROTN in about 4.
But that was'nt the point.

MOI did'nt say he had a 'solid' scum read, he said that just because you replaced in it does'nt mean the slot is wiped clean.
Which is correct.
Your response is to point to a low amount of posts stating it is unreadable. You can get a read on people with a single post.
The 'judge only my play, don't look at the previous guy' comes more from scum than town in my experience.

For the record, yes I do think MOI is being unfair saying the slot did'nt vote Hiraki because Scott B did'nt post at all that day.

P-Edit: Yes, I thought Toasty bussed.

P-Edit 2: And we are not playing gladiators.

it's not "the amount of posts" by my slot that's the issue, and you know god damn well that's not what i'm saying

it's "Oh, you can't erase the read I had on Scott Brosius." which is an absofuckinglutely retarded assertation to make

now, if one were to say that they had a scum read on him due to his LACK of participation, fuck it, i can get behind that, but THAT'S NOT WHAT'S BEING SAID

i'm not trying to minimize a god damn thing, what i am doing is openly mocking retarded scumhunting

big difference

[kuribo]

instead of a hatecluster

hold up, i don't remember agreeing to take the hateclusters off the table

you do know i enjoy the hateclusters, right

i mean

they keep me young

[kuribo]

Why does Town (aside from pointless ego) determine after Hiraki's lynch the best, most likely scum candidates are those who most pushed the Hiraki lynch?

i don't recall saying that anyone was most likely scum, i just recall you losing your shit because i turned my attention to Rayray

[kuribo]

by the by, i still maintain that 1v1s are fucking retarded and anti-town

[kuribo]

I'll give it one day.

ONE.

Unvote:
Vote: LLD

Only for you SpyreX

I think he said a "good" lynch.

Also, I like how quickly you backed out of that 1v1.

Also, SpyreX's mediation of this can be interpreted as scummy if one of MoI/Fate flip scum.

Cut:

Vote: Fate

I'm ready to lynch Fate. He's not town here.

For reasons:

1) Pushing MoI hard, then backing off when given the out, because MoI insists on a 1v1. Town Fate doesn't back down from shit like that, especially if he's not worried about being lynched (which he only usually is when he's scum).
2) The post #918. Loook at how fake that tone is. He's giving the 1v1 another day? Seriously? No. He's backing out of the 1v1, so he can try and lynch MoI tomorrow and not have the 1v1 in play. He'll then probably fake some kind of false guilty on MoI to secure his lynch, and backout of the claim just as MoI is nearing L-1, and have some VI follower of his hammer. He'll try to escape the 1v1 this way, and it's scummy.
3) Look at how certain Fate was that MoI is scum. Never have I ever seen Fate town back down from someone he considers scum voting him. On multiple occasions, he considers it a "scumclaim" and just tunnels the wagon to lynch. That is Fate!town.

THIS IS NOT FATE!TOWN.

So now Fate will come back and yell, scream, bitch and moan for my lynch.

Do not give it to him. He is SCUM.

Cut: MoI, don't give him any rope here. He's scum.

oh, and nice OMGUS there LLD

a pleasure as always

[kuribo]

And Toasty's Number shenanigans aren't the only reason I want him dead, unllike SpyreX.

he died and flipped town, but you still want him dead


so, that's cool, you want town dead

[kuribo]

And Toasty's Number shenanigans aren't the only reason I want him dead, unllike SpyreX.

he died and flipped town, but you still want him dead


so, that's cool, you want town dead

huhwhat?

you said you want toasty dead, but AGar killed Toasty and they were both town.

[kuribo]

aw how cute she thinks she's me

don't contain the anger, feed off it, let it become you

[kuribo]

aw, anime avatar is getting annoyed with being questioned

[kuribo]

aw, anime avatar is getting annoyed with being questioned

You do a poor Cyberbob impression.

i have no idea who that is

[kuribo]

So now Wraith, Fate AND I are scum?

Kurbo want to be scum? Its really easy.

I don't vote into 1v1s because I think they're retarded and hurt the town more often than not, and that offering them can be an effective scum tactic.

[kuribo]

I'd rather he dies first

i lol'd in my pants

[kuribo]

And I was quickly reminded what age Maruchan likely is.

older than you think since the game came out 12 years ago

[kuribo]

What color is the sky in the world in your head kuribo?

like a dark purple, sometimes a hint of lavender, though lately it's been a bright metallic red with the migraine i've had for two days

[kuribo]

Ride out what? I'm content to die here. I will flip town. Seeya.

you guys know her better than i do, is she always petty?

[kuribo]

Our slots off the wagon are just as likely to be town that was flaked and had no chance to comment either way as scum that flaked. It doesn't make us MORE likely scum just because the slots had flaked.

It's even more ridiculous because my slot went V/LA on day 1 and had long since flaked by the time scum was lynched on Day 2 (20 minutes after I arrived, by which point Hiraki was L-1)

Unless I had been willing to hammer someone without reading a single page, it was LITERALLY impossible for my slot to be on that wagon, and for MoI to gloss over this seems fishy to me.

[kuribo]

"Death is the only adventure I have left"- Dustin Hoffman, Hook

[kuribo]

I have no inside information on your role, but based on several of the roles that we do know (and mine), I had a suspicion that you may have had more than a one-shot, especially if you haven't used it yet.

Pointless speculation of the unknowable based on facts not shown in evidence with absolutely nothing to back them up, combined with an un-asked for softclaim.... Check.

[kuribo]

Petty would assume she%u2019s Town.It is entirely possible LLD tried to self-hammer as scum to cut off discussion and make sure that Ant / his replacement didn%u2019t post today. Whether in that circumstance it was to taint a Town player who sucked or to %u2018protect%u2019 a partner who could use the %u201CAnt flaked and you can%u2019t blame me for that%u201D defense would remain to be seen.

I didn't just mean the self-vote, I meant her behavior in general as soon as people call her out.

Now just because he flaked it makes him Town absolutely. He couldn%u2019t possibly have been scum who didn%u2019t get a chance to get on the wagon. Check.

When did I say flaking made him town absolutely, Captain Wordtwisty? So lemme get this straight, before, it was all "Oh, such and such are probably scum since they weren't on the wagon," and now it's "Maybe he was scum who wasn't on the wagon." So now you're just stating the obvious that (BIG FUCKING SHOCK) scum may or may not have been on the wagon.

[kuribo]

Who is scum kuribo?

How the hell should I know?

Oh, you mean in my opinion? If I'd figured out who the scum was, I'd be voting for at least someone, now wouldn't I?

[kuribo]

Who is scum kuribo? - I'm seeing alot of minor questions being bandied about by yourself and whole bunches of "Oh, I don't like [INSERT TOPIC LIKES 1v1]" and not alot of opinions.

You got a fucking problem with me asking people questions?

You got a fucking problem with me not liking 1v1s?

You say, "Oh, well, I don't see any content from you," but need I remind you that when I was questioning someone, you popped in like a dumbass and was all "Tut tut! He can't be scum! You must be scum!"

[kuribo]

I can't tell if Magna is scum (and bad at it)

or scum hunting (and bad at it)

[kuribo]

jesus, do you ever stop whining?

[kuribo]

@Kurbio: Let's hear your thought on Kdowns.

He said he'd use his ability to stop all night actions, and there was no Night Kill, so far his claim checks out. (even if he is useless) The ability doesn't necessarily mean he's town, but I'd be surprised if it wasn't at least partially true.

Other than that, his lack of providing, well... anything leaves him a big fat null. I'm willing to accept the idea that a mass-roleblock is more useful for town than scum, though.

[kuribo]

if MoI would just put the crack pipe down for five seconds, we could have a pretty sweet voting block

as it is, his head's so far up his own ass, he's eating his own shit for breakfast

[kuribo]

although i guess i do understand that it can be hard to say no to crack

FIGHT THE TEMPTATION, MAGNA
YOU CAN SAY NO TO ROCK
STOP BEING WHAT THE DRUG WANTS YOU TO BE

[kuribo]

MoI, you moron, Mafia is a game of psychology, not of maths.

[kuribo]

This does illustrate well my one ire with comptuerization.

It also ignores the fact that it was impossible for my slot or even Fate's to be on any wagon Day 2, since they had long since flaked.

but, you know, math and whatnot

[kuribo]

Yawn. It isn't simply a game of psychology. It's also a game of logic.Of course you will immediately dismiss it because you are narrow-minded since my play isn't yours.Noted.

woman, you can note whatever the hell you want, it doesn't make you right

[kuribo]

Chain of posts where I replied to kuribo - oh worth noting, kuribo never replied to the post I just linked and instead completely dropped the line of questioning.

I didn't reply to it because "Why shouldn't I answer a hypothetical question" is a fucking retarded thing to say.


THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF HYPOTHETICALS.

[kuribo]

This chain of logic. There is a gap.

i dunno, you seem to have a pretty good grasp of it:

Meaning I'm stupid.

[kuribo]

Are you that interested in winning some stupid internet pissing contest

i think you underestimate just how much i enjoy internet pissing contests

[kuribo]

Pretty sure I can piss the longest, so I win.

son, you ain't seen shit till you've seen me piss

[kuribo]

Are you that interested in winning some stupid internet pissing contest

i think you underestimate just how much i enjoy internet pissing contests

We may actually agree on something then ... I think you probably put way too much stock in them ...

you have your methods of catching scum, and i have mine

[kuribo]

I'll have seen shit when I see you piss? You might want to get that checked.

its okay i'm on medicine for that

[kuribo]

Wait...

Seraphim claimed miller and is now coasting the fuck through?

I just read his ISO and he claimed it back on page one or two, as in "don't investigate me! You won't get the right results!"

Lucky for him I know a better way to find out his alignment.

Vote: Seraphim

[kuribo]

BOOOO, I will be so surprised if Sera flips scum. I can't believe we didn't lynch LLD. Good job saving her LLD-Scum-Buddies

appeal to emotion, much?

[kuribo]

believe me, if i thought LLD was scum here, i'd be the first person to whip my dick out and spray my votejuice all over you people

[kuribo]

Wait... so the people who pushed hardest on lld (fate/kuribo/spyrex) are now her scum buddies?

I'm confused.

when did i say i thought LLD was scum?

[kuribo]

Wait... so the people who pushed hardest on lld (fate/kuribo/spyrex) are now her scum buddies?

I'm confused.

when did i say i thought LLD was scum?

Sorry, misremembered. I just associate you three with each other a bit much.

i have no idea why that is, that's so weird

[kuribo]

If Maxous though both Sera and I were scum...

Why has he hammere neither of us?

because some of us prefer not to hammer people when there's still plenty of time left for discussion?



jesus christ, LLD, really?

[kuribo]

What is there to discuss in a clearly stagnating game? Flips are pro-town, and create more associative reads and discussion. Fuck I tried to SELF HAMMER to get a flip for the town, so you could go somewhere.

i don't think is enough here, oh god look what you made me do

[kuribo]

What is there to discuss in a clearly stagnating game? Flips are pro-town, and create more associative reads and discussion. Fuck I tried to SELF HAMMER to get a flip for the town, so you could go somewhere.

i guess i can break it down for you, since you know me, i'm all about helping others:

1) it's not up to you to decide when the game is stagnating. I'M SORRY IF THE LEVEL OF PARTICIPATION ISN'T UP TO HER MAJESTY'S STANDARDS, THOUGH

2) IF YOU ARE PRO-TOWN, YOUR DEATH / FLIP WOULD NOT HELP THE TOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE HELPING TO PUSH YOUR OWN WAGON FOR FUCK'S SAKE

WHICH BRINGS ME TO

3) IF YOU'RE SCUM, SHUTTING UP YOUR PARTNER(S) IS A PERFECTLY VALID REASON TO SELF-HAMMER

NEVERMIND THAT

4) PUTTING YOURSELF AT L-1 AND PRETENDING THAT YOU INTENDED TO HAMMER WEEKS BEFORE THE DEADLINE IS A PRETTY RETARDED THING TO TRY AND GAMBIT, BUT GOD DAMN I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY WITH IT AND FOOL THE TOWN, AM I RITE

fuck, LLD, i'm actually going to have to go back and read your posts, now, aren't i?

YOU KNOW HOW I HATE DOING THAT

[kuribo]

I guess if you're willing to wait until tomorrow I could reread this shithole but if you guys are all set...

still waiting there, captain content

[kuribo]

I decided to hang out with my girlfriend.

I started up some stuff and I'll finish tomorrow.

jesus christ, man, just get a copy of the kama sutra





also pics or it didnt happen

[kuribo]

Sera for LURKING WITH A MILLER CLAIM

please don't tell me you posted this to reiterate things i've already said

i mean, i know the things i've already said

in fact

I'M THE ONE THAT SAID THEM

[kuribo]

Okay done.
Seraphim has explained nothing in this game and just cruised, sheeping wagons and making random votes. This is despite being asked

why

he has made a particular vote a couple of times.
This and this are red flags to me because it looks like he is not putting any effort into determining if the player he is voting for is scum.
And there is this. And no explanation since -_-

LLD's early play was'nt actually as scummy as I remembered, even though she did make a lame attempt to push a wagon on kdowns before he used his ability(saying he fakeclaimed because he did'nt mention his ability is one-shot, like it would'nt be obvious). Maru was though.
I dunno what to think of the hammer on hiraki.
This is weird. Am I getting overly paranoid or is she only mentioning a handful of players so we can't go back and look at it when she flips mafia? Why not mention the rest...at all?
Then she makes a pact or whatever with Fate saying she will willing die if he gets lynched tomorrow yada yada. She is put at L-1, she does'nt self hammer. Afterwards she makes this post saying she is going to hammer. (i'm gonna do it, i swear i'm gonna do it)
SpyreX unvotes in the next post and then she decides to self hammer when MOI starts questioning her.
In short - that was such a bluff.
I don't buy that she did'nt realise Spy unvoted and then coincidentally decided to self-hammer in that moment despite opportunities to do so earlier. And then she later states she tried to self hammer to give the town a flip.

So, while I really wanna see this content post from Seraphim, LLD's fake hammer looks like a calculated bluff to me. She had no intention of self-hammering and now she is attempting to get town brownie points pretending she did try to self-hammer.

I'll be hammering LLD.

Oh and SpyreX - I was actually asking

Yeah, I'm also curious why Spyrex chose to vote Ant now of all times when he is getting replaced.

also, WHAT THE FUCK MAN

YOU GIVE SERA SHIT FOR "CRUISING, SHEEPING WAGONS, AND MAKING RANDOM VOTES" WHILE CLAIMING GOD DAMNED MILLER

AND THEN YOU SWITCH GEARS AND SAY YOU WANT TO HAMMER LLD

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING THINKING

[kuribo]

I'D BET MY LEFT NUT LLD IS TOWN, AND MY RIGHT NUT THINKS MY LEFT NUT IS ALWAYS RIGHT

[kuribo]

EXCEPT NEITHER OF THEM ARE CONFIRMED ANYTHING


jesus, you act as if Sera's already been lynched and we've gotten a post from the mod that says "hey, idiots, he really was a miller" and as if it's tomorrow


NONE OF THESE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED

and you believe a miller claim based on "the role claim wording"


that's got to be the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life.

and i used to read james patterson novels.

[kuribo]

That being said Sera will have to be lynched eventually

If you're so sure he's town, why would he have to be lynched eventually?

[kuribo]

Fact:Sera shared wording in his miller claim that matched my wording in my miller portion of my Role PM

fact:

this doesn't confirm either of you AT ALL

[kuribo]

and let me spray some more fact words:

it doesn't mean either of you or even one of you are telling the truth about anything

[kuribo]

like i said, no one likes lynching LLD-scum more than I do, I'm just not feeling it in this game

I gotta have my hand in my pants before I start lynching people, and LLD doesn't even rank high enough on my scummeter to get me hard yet

[kuribo]

well, here, before you hit that crackpipe again, pass it my way so that i can see things from your point of view

[kuribo]

fuck, man, this must be some pretty sweet crack because you're starting to make sense

[kuribo]

yeah, she did

[kuribo]

#7 worries me most because I don't know LLD well enough to know if she's smart enough to try a gambit like that, despite the fact that I smacked her upside the head with my townstick in Modern Family

[kuribo]

But is she dumb / petty enough to try and self-hammer as town and then fail miserably?

[kuribo]

modguessing a bit here, do you, WC really think that there's a full-on miller running around with you yourself as, in your words "a miller portion?"

how many god damn millers / part-millers could there be really?

[kuribo]

see, here's the thing. She offered herself as 1v1 against fate, "tried" to hammer herself...

if she's scum, she'd be sacrificing herself, and making fate look more town--- pretty stupid once hiraki's down.

further, if the whole thing with fate is just "fake fight kiss and make up," then that's doubly retarded--- since it outs both of them

in fact, fate's effectively set up into a position where if LLD flips town, you can claim he's scum for the 1v1 and for him pushing her wagon. if she flips scum, you can claim he's scum for focusing the attention on sera

it'd be brilliant if it weren't so fucking stupid that even an idiot like me could figure it out

[kuribo]

Now if LLD is really honor bound like a 1v1 challenge implies

let me stop you right there

i don't know how LLD views the game, but i tend to see it as a game of lies and manipulation. other than blatant rule-breaking, there's no honor involved

i also tend to play as if i assume that everyone else will lie at any given time

[kuribo]

no, you see, for it to be motivation it would have to make sense from that perspective

[kuribo]

1) HELP KICKSTART A LAGGING GAME WITH LURKING SCUM BY CREATING A FLIP

how do you know it's the scum that's lurking?

[kuribo]

Was anyone realistically gonna push fate as scum lynch if LLD flips town or MOI as scum lynch if Fate flips town?

entirely possible

[kuribo]

god damn, town or not, i am so fucking glad Magna is dead. that guy had his head so far up his own fucking ass that my dick had all kinds of all-caps ranting to give him


FATE- WHAT DID WE FUCKING TELL THEM ABOUT LLD

[kuribo]

god damn, i want Sera to swing so fucking bad today i can taste it

but hiplop's shit about the global roleblock... wtf?

Did Hiplop just claim to block the global roleblock that was, you know... mod-confirmed?

So tempted to hammer. I'm not because the day has lasted all of two hours so far.

CRY ABOUT IT, YOU DO ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, MR "OH GOD THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME FOR SURE "

[kuribo]

It's also a breadcrumb in relevance to this game, which makes it fucking brilliant.

i figured out what you meant, which means it wasn't fucking brilliant at all, it means it was really obvious and that's bad coming from me since i almost never figure that kinda shit out on my own

[kuribo]

and i don't believe for one god damn second that GreyICE didn't submit a night action.

[kuribo]

Consider my vote on him though.

WHY, SCUM?

ARE YOU THAT FUCKING NERVOUS ABOUT HAVING YOUR BUDDY AT L-1?

HE FUCKED UP, JUST THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS

[kuribo]

oh shut the hell up with that crap, no one wants to kill you over Sera / hiplop

[kuribo]

god damn, did you type that while having your vagina waxed

[kuribo]

and screw you wrathchild for putting hiplop at l-1 before me! Do you have any idea what it's like to have blueballs? No. No I doubt you do.

[kuribo]

Blow your load and hammer then. Why not right?

well it's about time you came up with a good idea

Vote: hiplop

ahhhh that felt good

[kuribo]

fate, i gotta say i used to hate quickhammers

but after watching scum slip by too many fucking times in that last game we were in together, i see that the Byrds were right!

TO EVERY THING THERE IS A SEASON
AND A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING

[kuribo]

me too!

don't ever call my bluff, wrath

[kuribo]

is it time for Wrath to come along and cry some more?

[kuribo]

Ray Frost is my number one pick

At least MoI isn't here anymore to threaten people that dare to challenge the towniness of Ray and Wrath.


also, if MoI is reading this, he's still an idiot

[kuribo]

i didn't say i thought he was scum, just that i think he's a crybaby and a moron



i still think Sera's scum, though, so

Vote: Seraphim

[kuribo]

you know what

you might be on to something about kdowns


why the fuck is he still alive if his mass roleblock "confirmed" him as town four fucking days ago?

P-EDit

Unvote

[kuribo]

Am I your MyLo mislynch? LOL you REALLY hink that shits gonna go through with SPYREX AND Kuribo?

playing to my heart will get you everywhere

[kuribo]

and fuck it, i'm down with a mass claim

[kuribo]

Ask Kuribo who, upon seeing MoI's play for a mere THREE fucking pages came to the same conclusion.

MoI's problem was what LLD said: he's not nearly as good as "Best Newbie" would imply. and, also, he wanted to be the alpha dog in the wrong game

but enough about why he's an idiot, he's dead now

[kuribo]

I can't blame you for the Hiplop one because Hiplop killed himself. LLD flipping town was the only thing you can boost about being right on.

except those are the only lynches he's been in the game for




sooooo, he said LLD was town, and he can't be blamed for hiplop's death? And all the rest, he wasn't around for?

[kuribo]

He would have lynched Town-MoI if he could have.

to be fair, so would i

[kuribo]

Yeah and I'm not convinced you're town either.

lucky for me i don't give a good god damn what you think about anything ever

[kuribo]

Fuck you too Kurbio.

no thanks, you wouldn't like it, i'd just lay there and call you by someone else's name

[kuribo]

@Fate: So in your deranged fantasy world that you live in I'm a one-shot scum vig that bussed the scum-godfather from Day 1 and shot the guy that I thought was most closely tied to to said godfather when he flipped scum?

you forgot that MoI's not here to make retarded threats against people that challenge your towniness

[kuribo]

i know right

[kuribo]

@Fate: So in your deranged fantasy world that you live in I'm a one-shot scum vig that bussed the scum-godfather from Day 1 and shot the guy that I thought was most closely tied to to said godfather when he flipped scum?

you forgot that MoI's not here to make retarded threats against people that challenge your towniness

So care to explain why YOU think I'm scum?

when did i say i thought you were scum

[kuribo]

what i did say was that when i questioned you, your little friend MoI threatened to "neuter" me

which, oddly enough, is one of two times that week that someone during a game has threatened to chop off my penis

[kuribo]

You know that with MoI flipped town there is no possibility of coordination/team outside of thread right?

stop drunkposting, i'm talking about when he was alive and he said, in-thread:

Keep barking up that tree that Wrath isn%u2019t Town and we%u2019re going to have to take you to the Dog-pound to be neutered %u2026

I never said one god damn thing about team coordination, what I FUCKING SAID was that you don't have his retarded fucking ass to defend you from questioning.

HE may have fucking thought you were "pretty much confirmed town," but I think no fucking such thing. I just don't think you're confirmed scum, either.

learn to fucking read, dummy

[kuribo]

I'll go since my role is so god damn boring and because watching the Ravens game gave me a headache.

Tony Hawk, vanilla townie from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, and also fuck you Scott Brosius for picking such a fucking boring mainstream game, you fuck. No, seriously, you jerk, you couldn't have picked something cool? Like, shit, I don't know, Max Payne, or Alpha Protocol? Ugh. Tony Hawk Pro Skater. You should be ashamed of yourself, Scott Brosius.

[kuribo]

also if anyone ever reads this and decides to flake on a U Pick game, at least have the god damn common decency to pick something cool so that your replacement doesn't have to tell everyone, "HURRR HURR LOOK AT ME I AM TONY HAWK HURRR" fuck just shoot me.

[kuribo]

kuribo - Tony Hawk - Hahahah

thanks for that, by the way.

[kuribo]

I'm really fucked here if I'm stuck with Spyrex, Fate, Kurbio scum team versus me Kdowns, Maxous, Ray and Sera.

lucky for you, you're at least 1/3 wrong about that scum team

[kuribo]

Seriously Fate, read my ISO. Does it look like Hiraki had to be bussed sooooo hard from the point I started pinging on him Day 1?

Yeah, I don't see it. I mean, don't get me wrong, I find you so annoying that I'd rather strangle myself to death with my own entrails than keep reading your posts, but I don't think you're scum.

Hey, SpyreX and Fate, could whichever one of you is scum help me out here and just bus one of your partners. I mean, you can give me that, right?

[kuribo]

god damn, Spy, your claim keeps taking me back to modern family


YOU BURNED ME ONCE BRO


YOU BURNED ME ONCE

[kuribo]

"I know me (Spyrex), Kdowns, and Sera are town

jesus fucking christ

YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT

[kuribo]

oh nevermind, i'm borderline illiterate, i didn't get what wrath was doing there


disregard that, i suck cocks

[kuribo]

yeah, i don't wanna no-lynch, BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED

besides, no-lynching is the pussy way out, and then we just wind up pointing fingers at each other again tomorrow

if we're in lylo WE FINISH THIS SHIT NOW

[kuribo]

If youre gonna be a paranoid pussy and go all OH NO I HAZ NO TRUST on us, we're voting MAXOUS not WRATHCHILD so clearly we're bussing for the ultrahammer TOMORROW

oh, okay then. gimme a few minutes and i'll

whip my penis out

read through Maxous again

Miller+Hider and no cops anywhere

oh, what the fuck is right. Miller + no cop makes about as much sense as an oral bowel movement

[kuribo]

Like the words SERA is supposed to have

and where the hell is this guy?

that post of Sera's that Fate linked awhile back from that game you all were in was god-damn glorious. it was like reading Sam Fucking Waterston on Law and Order. I'd have voted the fuck out of GreyICE after reading Sera's masterpiece in that game.

but where the hell is the guy now? Where are the impassioned pleas?

I still think he's fucking scum.

[kuribo]

If youre gonna be a paranoid pussy and go all OH NO I HAZ NO TRUST on us

i was mostly kidding, but i do think you're town

[kuribo]

"WHO THE FUCK SAID TO LYNCH MY MASON BUDDY DID YOU VEN READ MY FUCKIGN POSTPOSTSATATARARARA"-GreyICE

i'm starting to think that you and GreyICE are fated (no pun intended) to follow one another around this site, killing each other repeatedly

[kuribo]

(shhhhhh its SpyreX Sera Maxous but most of all its Maxous lol GO FOR BROKE BABY AND NEVER GET NIGHT KILLED)

here's the pisser, dude--- I don't have to go for a touchdown, I just need a first down. Know what I mean?

[kuribo]

My case on Maxous:

Damnit, I wanted to post first because you guys did'nt let me post at all yesterday >:(

I assume it's lylo..

So, anyone got anything from last night, with the no kill?
Even a succesful doc protection would be useful right now.

"WHERED MY FUCKIN NIGHTKILL GO BRO?"

/endcase

he even asks who the doc is!

anyway, Fate, on the one hand, the last time I listened to you, I was all "FUCK YES, QUICK HAMMER ON OBVSCUM!" and he was town and now we're in possible lylo

on the other hand, i routinely make poor decisions and i do enjoy lynching scum

Vote: Maxous

[kuribo]

I'm re-reading Maxous myself and if I get a chance before work in the morning, I'll have for you a veritable compendium of damnable behavior that will show Ray the light.

[kuribo]

Okay, Maxous, today shall be the day in which you are held accountable for the things that have spilt forth from your word-hole.

b) Why wait until your fourth post to claim miller?

Why does it matter that he done it in the fourth post rather than the first?

Seraphim's role is so legit. Love watching that british let's play. Of course, he could just be a bad guy since the character's such a douche, but I believe his claim.

And why is his role so legit according to you?

Also I wanted to be one of the monsters to fuck with people's sanity,

...That would be awesome.

VOTE: Toasty

Why the hell did believing Seraphim's role warrant a vote from you on Toasty?

People may joke about something and actually mean what they say. If SpyreX had gone in and said "HEY GUSY IMMA LYNCH ALL UR TOWNIES," you would think 'he's got to be joking...' but you may end up voting him anyway because...who the F says that? 'Twas a similar statement with a similar response.

Well, I would'nt vote that person..
Joke is a joke.
Is there any instance before where you took a similar stance on a sarcastic/jokey comment?

_________________________
__________________________

anyways found2scum. Seraphim & Hiraki, they are focusing more on nothing to do with the game (IE: what other people r saying, scumhunting, looking4reads), they are solely interested in criticizing everything I say, and telling ME to do that stuff.

IE: Scum trying to look like content providing without providing content.

Fair enough..

*Hiraki responds*

@Hiraki,

you have been providing content

but serpahim for the past 5 pages has been nothing but HARPONMARUCHAN, so no, Seraphim has not been providing content. We get that he hates me and wants me lynched, now get on with the game and be productive and find my hypothetical scumbuddies.

So Hiraki has been providing content then..? Maru changed his story.

Redemption, Maru. Can you smell it? Can you smell the flowers of forgiveness? I am not like some people who hold needless grudges. You'll notice I'm not voting for you again. Yes, I wagoned you to L-1, but given your play so far, can you say I didn't have a good reason to? I just want you to play the game and try hunting some scum, seeing as that's what you signed up to do, right?

Why not vote for RayFrost, especially if you're not going to use your vote anywhere else?

Hiraki: why not?

Yes I agree, you are not being as bad as Parama and are being willing to forgive,

and you had the right to vote me based on my play

, but my play has been based off of the early-game LOLLETZKILL MARU CUZ HE WORTHLESS attitude. Which is making it extremely difficult for me to do anything besides glare at this tab in my game tabs.

So Sera was also in the right to vote Maru based off his play..? So again, Maru changed his story from 'Sera is scum because he is only pretending to provide content.'

TL;DR: Maru did'nt

actually

think Sera and Hiraki were scummy when he said they were. He would of stuck with his accusations more if he did. He lied.

unvote,

VOTE: Maruchan

Oh, what have we here? Look at this guy right here, faithfully defending his godfather by going after Maruchan. Hell, he even points out Hiraki's defense for the town. Really good work, there, dude.

go for it,

unvote,

VOTE: Scott Brosius

And here he jumps onto a fresh bandwagon without ever having expressed any suspicion in this player whatsoever.

This doesn't endear me to you.

Not only is your claim nigh impossible (if a Global Roleblock EXISTS, it'd exist in a one shot form, which you didn't mention.)

but ALSO, the second quote is a blatant use of flavor spec to try and clear your name.

What is it going to take to lynch this slot already?

Geez, if you wanted it lynched so bad, why weren't you voting it? You hopped off the Maru wagon as soon as the Brosius wagon came along, but you kept up your attacks on Maru so that you could defend your precious godfather.

There goes the Scott wagon -_-
Fine..

unvote,

VOTE: Merinsiel

But wait... you want Scott lynched, you want LLD lynched... yet you hop back onto the merinsiel wagon to put it at L-2? Have you no convictions, or were you looking for your easy mislynch?

If you can explain the dominant scum motivation for his ‘lie’ that benefits his wincon please do so. I’ve yet to see anything so far that does.

=> Maru thinks someone calls him scum and therefore he is likely to push for Maru lynch.
=> Maru sees an opportunity to call this person scum to discredit the suspicion, and deflect attention off of himself.
=> Assuming he is scum, benefits(improves chance of succeding) Maru's win condition by attempting to not get lynched.

I see not a peep directed at anyone who might pose a threat at actually firing back at you in a manner that might put you in danger.

Kay, fine.
Who should I be suspecting that will 'pose a threat to me'?

I agree that it appears RayFrost was just looking for an excuse to vote Hiraki.

How dare that son of a bitch vote your godfather!?

The fatal flaw to this is the part where Maru later says he didn’t really suspect them, thus allowing you to say “Aha, lie”.
No reason for scum to do that as opposed to just going with the previous scum-call.

Assuming Maru scum, I would say the fact he was shown to be blatantly incorrect afterwards as a sufficent reason to backtrack.

****

Meanwhile OMGUS (which is basically in a nutshell what you are slapping on him)

No, it is'nt.
Let's go through this again.

anyways found2scum. Seraphim & Hiraki, they are focusing more on nothing to do with the game (IE: what other people r saying, scumhunting, looking4reads), they are solely interested in criticizing everything I say, and telling ME to do that stuff.
IE: Scum trying to look like content providing without providing content.

Hiraki responds: Yes I am

@Hiraki, you have been providing content <rest not relevant>

For Maru to simultaneously beleive that Hiraki

is not

providing content and beleive that Hiraki

is

providing content is not conceivable.

****
While I am at, i'm just going to point out Maruchan ignored the following:

Maruchan - Why did you call Hiraki scum then?

Fighting Hiraki's battles for him and painting Maruchan / LLD as scum. Keep in mind that he "points out Maruchan ignoring the following" long after Maruchan has replaced out and can no longer answer for this.

@Seraphim: You missed the point.
But if you want to explain how I'm wrong - feel free.

@Wrathchild: 675
Are you implying you beleive kdowns to be scum?
Are you implying you beleive GreyICE to be scum?

@MOI: So.. your thoughts on WrathChild? I remember you had him as a scum read yesterday. No comment on him?

I have read Hiraki and see where the case on him is coming from. I still disagree he is scum.
Added to this I really don't like how RayFrost has jumped onto the wagon and since has given no opinion but 'hiraki scum'. And then I also remember how Ray attempted to buddy his entire 3 person wagon on Day 1.
I had Ray pencilled in as town early on, I'm gonna have to go back and remember why.

As for WC, I agree that 590 and 593 are weird. (I think that is what this is based on). I also don't like the swipes he is taking at his wagon.
On the flip side I still don't see a reason scum would claim a delayed miller. Plus the fact he even done a PbP/ISO

Oh, okay, so on Day 2, Hiraki still isn't scum?

@WC: 691 - fair enough
694 - kdowns is fine. With GI.. I'm less sure. Your comments seemed to indicate a stronger attack but with no real commitment to it. You were reaction testing?

I'm willing to take egg on the face and agree about Hiraki.

unvote,

VOTE: Hiraki

Don't see the massive difference between what he did and what Maruchan did.

"okay, fine you guys, i'll vote my godfather, but LLD is still scum"

If there is a viable wagon going I would rather a Toasty lynch tbh.

"man, I wish we were lynching Toasty instead of the godfather."



okay, anyway, I gotta leave for work, my patients won't get out of bed on their own after all.

I'm about halfway through telling Maxous why he's scum, so if anyone else wants to pick up from there, or he wants to cry about any of this, i'll read it when i get home

[kuribo]

[quote="In post 1568, Maxous"]
Kuribo also had a very weaksauce vote on me...it was basically 'lol rolefishing.' /quote]

what? did you just completely ignore where i laid out why i think you're scum? and not understand that there's more to follow


(checks off "misrepresenting the case against him" on his list of scummy things Max has done)

[kuribo]

let me try that again:

Kuribo also had a very weaksauce vote on me...it was basically 'lol rolefishing.'

what? did you just completely ignore where i laid out why i think you're scum? and not understand that there's more to follow


(checks off "misrepresenting the case against him" on his list of scummy things Max has done)

[kuribo]

hey, people that aren't voting, question:


if maxous is so fucking town, and if we're in potential MyLo, where's the quickhammer for the potential scum win?

[kuribo]

But Wrath's cheeky "OH BUT UHHH IF SPYREX SET THIS WHOLE THING UP ID BE DAMNED PROUD WINK KAWINK" makes me wonder Wrath Spy Sera

remember in Modern Family when I mentioned that I thought gandalf was scum, but that I couldn't figure out who was scum with him? In the same post where I said I thought SpyreX was scum?

and gandalf posted a reply that was along the lines of "Exactly as planned?" cheeky as fuck.


god damn, my play in that game was bullshit in retrospect.

[kuribo]

that has to be the saddest, most piss-poor explanation for anything ever. You literally spent most of Day 1 defending him, and even still thinking he was town... and then bringing up later when it's time to bus.

You even thought Ray was bussing his Godfather... on Day 1? What the fuck ever.


can we please lynch this scumfuck now?

[kuribo]

You don't want LLD lynched. Why? Why did you try nothing to prevent it?

What? What the hell was he supposed to do to prevent it? He wasn't in her lynching party. MoI was hellbound and determined to see her run up, despite objections from Fate and I. Whether Ray tried to prevent it or not, Fate and I damn sure did, for all the good it wound up doing.

[kuribo]

I, as scum, have cleared two town, called both my partners scum, and am running the double secret power bus for secret prizes.

You pointing this out makes it far more likely, you know.


Just sayin'. :colbert:

[kuribo]

yeah, i know, i was just being a smartass

[kuribo]

people forget that there comes a point where bussing doesn't make sense

it's stupid to assume that one scum suddenly decides from the get-go, "Yeah, I have the best chance of winning if I kill everyone off and go the distance alone"

i mean, i'm sure it's happened, but it's hardly the norm

[kuribo]

I do it all the time.

There's nothing quite like that hollow feeling when you kill everyone that ever was loyal to you and stand alone at the top of the road you paved with death. Somehow, its the only way really...

i kind figured you had done it before

but it's hardly the norm, as I say

[kuribo]

ONLY KURIBO HAS THE STONES TO CALL ME SCUM AND EVEN HIMEVEN HIS HEART HAS BEEN MOVEDBY THE PURITY OF MY RAGEHE SAYS IN HIS HEART "YEAH FATE COULD BE SCUM.... BUT HOW CAN I SAY NO TO HIM?"

what can i say? i see too much of myself in you

also i can't read you for shit either way because i've seen you do crazy-ass things as town

[kuribo]

and as an aside, even if you're scum, it's like i said:

i don't need a touchdown on day 5, i just need a first down. i don't have to find the entire scum team for today, just lynch one and keep the game going.

after maxous dies and flips scum, there'll be a whole nother day where i can figure out if you're scum.

[kuribo]

Fate, you're just fucking annoyingVOTE: Fate

maxous' scum partner found?

[kuribo]

KURIBO

THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE HAVE A NICE CHAT ONE ON ONE

BUT THEN YOU TURN OUT TO BE SCUM IN THE END AND I FORGOT HOW TO LOVE FOR A LITTLE WHILE

nah, you'd know if i was scum. back when i played here before, every time i got caught as scum it was because i was lurking since i was too afraid to post around people like Armlx and Skruffs, who'd catch me in about two seconds.

then again, that's been years ago

[kuribo]

Fate, you're just fucking annoyingVOTE: Fate

maxous' scum partner found?

IDIOT FUCK #1 FOUND?

Spoiler: ANSWER:

lolyoulooked

dude, what kind of anti-town fuck votes someone for being annoying, when there's a fucking OBVSCUM wagon going, at possible MyLo?

it's so stupid that scum wouldn't do it, therefore he's possibly scum

[kuribo]

don't forget we were also screaming loudly about LLD being town

"THOSE FUCKS WANTED TOWN CRED"

[kuribo]

A.k.a MoI?

ugh, don't do that, if you say his name five times he probably appears like some Candyman shit

[kuribo]

The LLD lynch was a great wagon full of righteous and rainbows.

no it wasn't, anyone with half a brain knew she was town

anyway, i've got my hand in my pants in anticipation of your scumflip

in the meantime i'll break out the nipple oil

[kuribo]

that Maxous wagon should be fucking textbook to pick out his partners since it was so god damn hard to get him lynched

[kuribo]

come on, you lurky turkeys, tell me what you were up to last night so I can figure out which one of you fucks is the next to die

don't think for one fucking second I've forgotton how hard it was for me to get a lynch on maxous scum

you shoulda killed me instead of fate, but instead you underestimated me and I'm gonna watch another of you cockroaches get strung

[kuribo]

come on guys, don't be scared, I can't possibly be that good at scumhunting, right?

it'll be okay, tell uncle kuri what you were doing with your scummy little selves. I won't hurt you! I promise! I'm just going to tie a rope around your neck and laugh at your sorry ass scumplay!

bahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[kuribo]

wrath, keep thinking out loud like that. I'm reading it and it helps me think

also earns you town points as well as sleeping with my sister points

[kuribo]

I've been suspicious of ray for quite awhile but you fuckers were all "NO NOT OUR PRECIOUS RAY HE IS SO FUCKING TOWN"

[kuribo]

the thing you forget about my no vote on hiraki is that LLD hammered him literally less that an hour after I replaced in.

you also forget that Spyspy wanted me to hammer him, despite the fact that I hadn't read the game yet

[kuribo]

YESSS

Kuribo - do it. BLOOD

[kuribo]

I haven't ruled it out, I just worry that since fakclaim spyscum has burned me before, it's biased my opinions of his claims

I don't know if I see spyscum keeping fate in the game for so long

[kuribo]

but fate didn't really push the idea of spyscum hot and heavy until yesterday

[kuribo]

Like the words SERA is supposed to have

and where the hell is this guy?

that post of Sera's that Fate linked awhile back from that game you all were in was god-damn glorious. it was like reading Sam Fucking Waterston on Law and Order. I'd have voted the fuck out of GreyICE after reading Sera's masterpiece in that game.

but where the hell is the guy now? Where are the impassioned pleas?

I still think he's fucking scum.

(shhhhhh its SpyreX+Sera+Maxous but most of all its Maxous lol GO FOR BROKE BABY AND NEVER GET NIGHT KILLED)

[kuribo]

I've been thought it was sera, if you recall

I don't like the miller claim combined with lurktacular behavior uncharacteristic of the player.

I do like your case against kdowns, though

[kuribo]

oh spyrex, i want to believe you, but you've burned me with "IF I WERE SCUM, I'D JUST <BLANK>"

[kuribo]

did i ever tell you what convinced me to hop off your wagon in modern family, even though deep down i knew you were scum?

[kuribo]

FYI if I was scum here you know I'd hammer. You KNOW it.

that post right there. Hell, if you look at the dead QT, even farside thought that spyscum would have self-hammered

at the time i was voting you in that game, i was sure you were scum with glowball as your buddy, but it was that one post, that one little seed of doubt that stayed my hand and watched me sit idly by while the town ran glowball up instead. because i thought i knew that spyscum would have self-hammered to shut his partner up.

[kuribo]

if it wasn't fate being fate with his usual "posting-as-if-scum," i would interpret "I killed MoI" to mean that he figured MoI would be the NK (since MoI, while retarded, was still pretty super-town) and decided not to protect MoI.

I'd have done the same thing really.

[kuribo]

Yea, that was desperation. I'm honestly surprised it worked.

what can i say, man? i was rusty

you know me, my paranoia usually serves me well

[kuribo]

If Wrath has been crying and complaining about being the next NK for days and days now...

why is he still alive?

No god damn way Fate protected him at any point.

[kuribo]

You're a fuckhead. I get it.

Moving on...

After a re-read on the Hiplop stuff, there is no way he can't be lying scum. Contridiction after contridiction, even contridicts mod-cofirmed info. Since we're obviously not going to get anything done today thanks to certain people...

VOTE: Hiplop

L-1

Blow your load and hammer then. Why not right?

I really hope we just didn't lose.

What the fuck was this shit? Wrath literally goes:

"Man, there's no way hiplop isn't lying scum!"
"Hey, kuribo, you're too much of a pussy to hammer!" (obviously anyone that's met me for two seconds knows not to call my bluff)
but then it's "OH GOD HE MAY HAVE BEEN TOWN"

when just one post before, he was SO SURE that he wanted this lynch for the town

[kuribo]

he even tried to chalk my attacks against him to me being a douche


which, don't get me wrong, i am, and i know it--- but there's always a reason for the madness

[kuribo]

Damnit, I wanted to post first because you guys did'nt let me post at all yesterday >:(

I assume it's lylo..

So, anyone got anything from last night, with the no kill?
Even a succesful doc protection would be useful right now.

we can SO figure this shit out

[kuribo]

Wrath Child is my number one town read though.

[kuribo]

kdowns was'nt confirmed as town. I have a town read on him with his behaviour on Day 1, meh.

Wrath is still not scum, fate.

[kuribo]

Fine:

I'm Starkiller from the Force Unleashed 2. I was able to Rolestop at first (including kills) (Force Repulse) and had a Vig-Shot (Force Lightning). If I used the shot, I would gain Miller status and lose my rolestop ability.

There you have it.

I protected MoI Night 1 (in case Mass Block didn't happen) and killed Dram Night 2.

P-Edit
Fuck you too Kurbio.

I don't buy this for one god damn second.

[kuribo]

I am a bodyguard. (breadcrumbs: the al / betty stuff is from a paul simon song with the lyrics "if you be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost pal. I can call you betty and betty when you call me you can cal me al")

Sayaka from Enchanted Arms is the flavor stuff.
Protection link is the ability name.
Mod phrasing says that only "standard" kills are blocked by my ability.

No action night one
N2: Spyrex
N3: Fate
N4: Fate

What the fuck is this shit?

You mean to tell me you claimed bodyguard, figuring that you saving Fate was the reason for the no-kill on N4... but then Fate died last night? And there's a mythical roleblocker out there?

more likely, Fate protected someone Night 4 who was targetted.

Otherwise, the scum RB would have to be between Spyspy, Seraphimiller, and Wrath

[kuribo]

wait, if you had the ability to rolestop, how the fuck did you "protect" MoI?

[kuribo]

Unvote me spyrex if you don't want to lose.

Ignoring Spyrex's short-sitedness. Let's look at his info:

Fate
WrathChild
RayFrost
Maxous
Seraphim-Town
SpyreX-Town
kuribo
kdowns-Town

That leaves: Kurbio, Maxous, Ray, WC, and Fate.

How do me and Maxous get OBVscummed out of this?

What happened to Ray, Kurbio and Fate?

holy shit, appeal to emotion and now we see that you're still pushing that same tired SpyreX mislynch you've wanted for awhile. Did you kill Fate and figure you'd get SpyreX done today?

[kuribo]

And good lord "I dont know if I can trust you"

You realize that it really doesn't matter the composition of the scumteam if I was being a cheeky bastard who got to pick last it wouldn't have been lol hider. It would have been lol tracker whomever I want is scum GG.

see, now this i actually DO know

no way does SpyreX fakeclaim hider while asking to go last in a situation were a mislynch ends the game

otherwise, he could have said he hid behind Maxous, mysterious other partner, and just watched Fate and I lynch someone else for his win

[kuribo]

What the fuck is this shit?You mean to tell me you claimed bodyguard, figuring that you saving Fate was the reason for the no-kill on N4... but then Fate died last night? And there's a mythical roleblocker out there?more likely, Fate protected someone Night 4 who was targetted.Otherwise, the scum RB would have to be between Spyspy, Seraphimiller, and Wrath

Unless... Fate was right, Wrath is the scum JoaT with an RB still in his pants and his buddy did the kill.

[kuribo]

I read the thread. Summary is I want to vote maxous.

THEN WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU?

Even when I fucking BEGGED for Maxous' blood! Even when they only way for that obvscum wagon to reach lynch was for him to self-hammer and shut you guys up before you fucked his game.

[kuribo]

you know what? fuck it.

either spyrex is lying or he's not

and i just don't see how his claim is more implausible than the shit you two came up with.

Vote: RayFrost

[kuribo]

Actually, no.

Unvote

Vote Wrathchild

I want his blood first.

[kuribo]

Why do I want Wrath first? Because let's talk flavor.

Rodrigio Borgia = evil pope = godfather
Lord blazer = demon = scum
Sayaka = master swordsman = ???
Starkiller = RAISED BY DARTH VADER = ???
Daniel = a guy who can't remember his identy = miller
Purim = healer = doctor
Tassadar = killed himself to destroy the Overmind = suicide bomber
Shiki Masaki and Neku Sakuraba = partners in the game = neighbors
Nathan Drake = Treasure Hunter = Tracker
kdowns = Genie = really, it's a fucking genie, that could be anything

So with all that said, I'll give the rest of you a homework assignment:
Here's SpyreX's claim:
http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Arilou_Lalee%27lay

Discuss.

[kuribo]

Also:

Vote: Spyrex

Explain to me how you think a Master Swordswoman who has a loyalty to the Shogun winds up with an ability called "Protection Link" when that isn't even one of her abilities?

[kuribo]

this ought to be good

[kuribo]

(three different techniques, two of which would be stupid to base an ability off of, one of which is meh).

unless she's a straight up scum goon

[kuribo]

Loyalty to shogun, bodyguard-esque, how kdub came up witht he name is anybody's guess.

Except kdub didn't pick the character, just the game.

And there are other characters that would make more sense in your claimed role than this one.

[kuribo]

errm, wait, you picked the game, kdub picked the character

but my point still stands

[kuribo]

come on, man, just bus wrath so that we can kill him, you get to kill me tonight, then spyspy kills you tomorrow

you're already fucked anyway.

[kuribo]

yeah, you know what? i don't really give a damn which one of you swings first

Unvote

Vote: Wrathchild

die, you son of a sith

[kuribo]

Now, stay with me here. The scum is seraphim. I know we pulled away from this, but it's truth.

yeah, I can still get behind Serascum

[kuribo]

come on, man, just bus wrath

He's also claimed role stopper which is all well and dandy, but I have a feeling the truth is there in the lie: roleblocker. We have our sum ladies and gentlemen.

thanks for that by the way

[kuribo]

interesting that you're so sure he's scum that you're willing to put him at L-1 in potential MyLo

[kuribo]

interesting that you're so sure he's scum that you're willing to put him at L-1 in potential MyLo

L-2 is no different if he's town.

true, true

and personally, i think Wrath has squirmed out of more than one lynch that should have been his

[kuribo]

ordinarily i'm all for this thunderdome shit, but for now i'm going to bed.

Unvote

[kuribo]

(thats me still not trusting you to not be the first of two scumhammer votes btw)

[kuribo]

I 100% fricking guarantee town losses if I get hung. Seriously, you need to get a grip of yourselves if you think I'm scum. It's paranoia paradise in here. You are coming up with all these fucking conspiracy theories about how I'm scum when you're ignoring the very obvious.

how many more times are yo gonna break out the appeal to emotion?

[kuribo]

That's like scum-tactics 101, leave the guy alive that everyone expects to get dead.

And that's why they killed MoI, am i rite

[kuribo]

and god dammit, if you're gonna break down and go "HE ONLY VOTES ME BECAUSE OF FLAVOR" am i really going to have to go back and reiterate why i think you're scum?

again?


and AGAIN?

AND FUCKING AGAIN

i didn't even think of the flavor shit until just then, and i STILL thought you were scum

I thought you were scum back when MoI threatened to cut off my penis for thinking you were scum

bottom line is that you're scum, there's really no other way to put it!

flavor? No flavor? YOU ARE STILL FUCKING SCUM