Mini 1249--Community: Paintball Assassin Mafia (Party Over!)

[DarthYoshi]

Mini 1249--Community: Paintball Assassin Mafia!

Moderator: DarthYoshi
Backup Moderator: Magua
Setup Reviewer: Empking

I’m sure you’re wondering how I got stuck with the unenviable job of escorting Garrett, who was dressed up as the deaf and mute Greendale Human Being mascot, through the school’s yearly game of Paintball Assassin. Suffice it to say that even though apparently Pierce Hawthorne can get away with being an un-p.c. jackass every episode, I make one comment to Dean Pelton denying the existence of unicorns, and I get slapped with the choice of either this or suspension for my “deunicornization” hate speech. So, here I am, patrolling the halls, armed to the nines, and trying not to laugh at my ward who I am supposed to be protecting.

But my latest guffaw must have given us away, as two players dressed as stormtroopers marched in. I managed to duck out of the way of their fire, but in so doing lost my weapon…scrambling after it, I turned to fire, but saw that the stormtroopers were nowhere to be seen.

I looked up and saw a shadowy figure, who whispered to me,

“Come with me if you don’t want paint on your clothes.”

“But…the Greendale Human Being…?” I asked.

“…was not so lucky.” And he repeated his command, “Come with me.”

And so I did. Only to be greeted by yet another mysterious sitcom character in the next room…

“DarthYoshi! You son of a bitch! I thought you were dead, man!”

“Nah, I replied, just the school mascot. But it wasn’t pretty. It was like God spilled a person. So I’m done, I’m out.”

“Everybody’s playing, Yoshi.”

“Nope, not me.”

“What will you do instead?’

“Tell you what—since my skills at bullshit rival even Winger’s, I’ll tell the story about how you fought this epic and glorious paintball war. It’ll be Homeric. Or, at the very least, it’ll make for entertaining television.”

And that was how I became the narrator of this new episode of Paintball Assassin within the halls of Greendale. And my first task in this role must be to relay this (sad?) bit of news:

Garrett—

THE GREENDALE HUMAN BEING (NPC)

—riddled with paintballs pre-game.

With that, there is only one objective: last faction standing wins the prize! Go nuts!

Playerlist

Albert B. Rampage
Amrun

Gandalf5166**

Morthas*

Lurconis*

PeregrineV

xRECKONERx

DavidParker*

AeRyung

Pine

xvart
zoraster**

ChannelDelibird*

BBMolla**

Hinduragi*

Nexus**
Porochaz

Bolded indicates this player has posted their four-digit confirmation code.
An asterisk denotes a prod.

Still Tearing Up the School:

PeregrineV
xvart
BBMolla
Nexus
Porochaz

Either Hung Out On the Flagpole or Stuck with Paint on Their Clothes:

Amrun (Dean Spreck, City College Mafia Rolecop), hung out on the flagpole on Day One
Hinduragi (Vicki, Vanilla Greendale-Aligned Townsperson), riddled with paintballs on Night One
Lurconis (Star Burns, Vanilla Greendale-Aligned Townsperson), hung out on the flagpole on Day Two
xRECKOENRx (Troy Barnes, Greendale-Aligned Mason), riddled with paintballs on Night Two
Pine (Fat Neil, Vanilla Greendale-Aligned Townsperson), hung out on the flagpole on Day Three
Albert B. Rampage (Britta Perry, Greendale-Aligned Jack-Of-All-Trades), riddled with paintballs on Night Three
Gandalf5166 (Ian Duncan, Greendale-Aligned One-Shot Census Taker), hung out on the flagpole on Day Four
zoraster (Abed Nadir, Greendale-Aligned Mason), riddled with paintballs on Night Four

Recruited to Play Hackysack in Delaware, Never to be Seen Again (aka modkilled):

None, and let’s keep it that way.

[DarthYoshi]

The Rules (loosely based on Nexus’s ruleset):

General:

1. BLUE is the Moderator’s color. Don’t try to impersonate me, you will regret it.
2. Please adhere to the site rules. This includes playing to your win condition.
3. Do not discuss this game outside of this thread unless your role PM allows you to.
4. Do not discuss or link to other ongoing games in this thread until postgame.
5. Day phases will have two-week (14-day) deadlines.
6. Night phases will have 48-hour deadlines. During Night, this thread will be locked.
7. Any deadlines may be modified solely at the moderator’s discretion.
8. Do not quote PM's from the moderator (including QTs and timestamps) or cookies-based information (such as “Last Visited the Site”). Paraphrasing PM’s from the mod is acceptable.
9. If you have any questions about your role or the setup, please feel free to PM the moderator.

Voting:

1. All votes must look like this:

Vote: DarthYoshi

OR

Unvote. Vote: DarthYoshi.

2. To retract your vote without re-voting, simply post:

Unvote.

3. Any and all votes will be counted, but voting tricks are not acceptable. I will ask you to explicitly confirm a vote if I deem it necessary before it is added to the official vote count.
4. You may

Vote: No Lynch.

A majority “No Lynch” vote will send the game to Night.
5. A lynch will occur once a majority is reached amongst the living players. For an odd number of living players, a majority is 50% rounded up. For an even number of living players, a majority is 50% + 1 to lynch and 50% to no lynch. Once a majority is reached, the lynching is final and no amount of voting or unvoting will change it. If no majority is reached by deadline, then no lynch shall occur, and the game shall go to Night.
6. Once a majority has been reached, the game enters twilight until I lock the thread and post the death scene. All players, including the one being lynched, may post content during twilight. Roles with night talk may not communicate until the death scene has been posted.

Activity:

1. Please confirm participation within 48 hours of Role PM allocation, or risk being replaced.
2. I expect you to post at least once every 72 hours. If you don't, you will get prodded. Prods will be announced in the game thread. If you do not respond to your prod within 24 hours, either in thread or via PM, I will replace you (unless you respond before a replacement is found).
3. Similarly, if you get prodded three times, and require a fourth, I shan't bother with the fourth prod, instead simply replacing you.
4. To declare V/LA, simply say so in bold in the thread. At the moderator’s discretion, you may be asked to replace out if an excessively long V/LA or excessively frequent V/LA’s are declared.

Mechanics:

1. Please confirm Role PM receipt in thread. Once 11 players confirm, the game will begin.
2. Do not edit your posts, and do not use small, encrypted, invisible, or hard to read text.
3. Thy Mod is thy God, blah blah blah…actually, the Mod is human, and the Mod may make mistakes (the Mod also refers to himself in the third person...). Please point out any mistakes gently. Mistakes that can be reversed will be. Mistakes that cannot be reversed will be commiserated over during postgame.
4. To communicate with the Mod, PM me or write in bold text in the thread so that I’ll see it.
5. If you die, you no longer get to vote or post (save for a content-free “bah” post). The dead don’t speak.
6. When applicable, night actions will be resolved via Natural Action Resolution.
7. My rule is final. I also reserve the right to add, change or remove rules at my discretion. I will, of course, let you know if/when I do.
8. Violating any of these rules may subject you to sanctions, up to and including involuntary replacement or being modkilled. Being modkilled means that you die, and your win condition is retroactively changed to 3rd Party Survivor, so you automatically lose. A town modkill ends the Day and sends the game to Night. A non-town modkill does not end the Day.
9. The complete setup and a full record of night actions will be released at the game’s conclusion. Feedback is both welcome and encouraged at that time.

Finally, and most importantly, THIS IS A GAME. I will NOT tolerate personal insults, slurs, and attacks. First time gets you a warning. Second time (or first, depending on the severity) gets you involuntarily replaced. So, play nice, play civilly, play to win, and have fun.

This game has a day start. Day 1 will begin when 11 of 13 players have confirmed their participation in this thread. No votes will be counted before then, but feel free to chatter.

[DarthYoshi]

Role PMs will be released in the order of the OP's playerlist within the next couple of hours. I will unlock the thread at that time.

[DarthYoshi]

All Role PMs have been released, and all players have until noon, Pacific Daylight Time, on Sunday, September 25 to confirm in. The thread is being unlocked now.

A sample Role PM is pasted below, sans particular character flavor. At least one player has received this Role PM:

"You have no abilities besides your vote and your voice. You win when all threats to Greendale are eliminated and at least one Greendale-aligned player is alive. Please confirm your participation in this game by posting your four-digit code, which is: ####"

[Amrun]

4220

[ChannelDelibird]

/confirm 5880

Stoked about this game. Great theme and playerlist.

[xvart]

Looks like a fun player list. Happy hunting. 1062.

[xvart]

Oops. 1026...

[Nexus]

5733

Hello ladies.

[Albert B. Rampage]

7666

[Albert B. Rampage]

5733

Hello ladies.

There was a girl that wanted to join but grumpy Porochaz took the last available slot.

[Nexus]

I can pretend?

[Amrun]

Well, I'm a girl.

[Porochaz]

0850 and Im grumpy because mod said he'd pm me and then forgot...

[PeregrineV]

1943

[zoraster]

^^^^^
Super Scummy number. Unlike the towny:
1240

[Nexus]

Ohh fuck I didn't see DavidParker was in this game. |:

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well, I'm a girl.

One. Singular.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Poor AeRyung, she never had a chance...trampled by the big chaz.

[Hinduragi]

1123

[gandalf5166]

5170

[gandalf5166]

Am I right in interpreting that the scum are non-community sitcom characters?

[Amrun]

Am I right in interpreting that the scum are non-community sitcom characters?

How would you know this?

[DavidParker]

8689

[Morthas]

9034