Um...
FOS: Porno, RubberDick and Ambic
(for the herbal comment) 
And, well...
...wait - Mackay starts with the same letter as Mafia! And she was Mafia once! I must be mafia! Die scum die!
vote: Mackay
...hang on a second...
Bah.
(Oh, and "durrrrrr", just because I really wanted to write that
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