Author Mafia - Game Over!

[James Joyce]

Eros demanded some blur blurt blurt and "why-not- oh what am I doing and besides B-sides bees ides vote it's election time! I drrrrreamt it.

VOTE: Bret Easton Ellis

[James Joyce]

Bugleschumgleguuuuglebugleglglglglg displays a teenscreen of town mind headset.

Hag Chivychas Rucks Ruck Rucks Ruck, in prefall paradise peace by following his plough for rootles in the rere garden of mobhouse sho is scum he hijumps high for opportune nity calling out townposting as mob-blood. Lest Rucks drives bevies of vity buses, revelations from dream must be deconsidered.

Ye olde Mamet hotel, when theater was announced by runner to have been pleased to have halted itself on the highroad along which a leisureloving dogfox first I read and had a vision of scum, then I re-read and the vision turned to innocent citizenry rice paddies.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[James Joyce]

Flashing open your boastingboards exploding of authortalent reeks inarticulation. I entreat as you amazepig pig pig pig the whole barn that the assembly strives for greater comprehension as the opposable thumb depends upon its bonework.

Gutterscum behind hiding be smokescream?

[James Joyce]

Inkpens down on the farnientedesks!

Wagon this hiss bag'o'scum! Gums aflapping, pens ascraping, brain nomeaning.

No more page-antry, soldiers, war has bee gun.

VOTE: Rucks

[James Joyce]

Thomas Algernon Spock Pinch On, your poo-dle shall be drowned I say it is rabbit.

Stoop stop the flow flowery flim flam, get dawn to buzz Ines and vote four Rucks. Ewe no you want two.

[James Joyce]

No klew Watt Rucks is obscuretalking about. Crowdheads filled with smokescreens of silky ink.

Kill him!

[James Joyce]

Rucks Kill Kill Rucks Rucks Rucks Rucks Rucks Rucks Kill Kill Rucks Kill Kill Kill Kill Rucks Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill KillKill Kill Kill Kill

Kill

Rucks

[James Joyce]

Brian stirred in his chair, and drowsily listened to the current chatting. It was mostly the same people with some added pentameter from Bill Shakespeare. On the bright side, he finally understood some of James Joyce's mutterings.

The Funeral Director recovers his chair and mode-declaring Brian Jacques a distinguished Prime Ministerial member of the scumbag alliance in his ability to express voidnothing with nonwords.

[James Joyce]

One bullet kills Rucks and Jacques the heme of one's bloodtaste giving the heme bloodtaste of the other.

[James Joyce]

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Timewasting everyone's blurbablurbablurb. Nonsense must halt under penal tea of soaking in afterlife.

cummings, Rucks, Jacques equals triumvirate age of plainsightlurkage. Fuckend inkspillage in navelgaze to rest ore mean ing!

[James Joyce]

I Eye Will Not Nut Sleigh Slay Jane Austen Fore For Four She Seems Nurmel Normal By All Appearances.

[James Joyce]

FoS

@ Jane Austen

FOSs are scummynummynumnumnumnumnumscum.

VOTE: Brett Easton Ellis

[James Joyce]

Mais non mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, mais non, Monsieur Poquelin vous faite une grave erreur pur beurre.

OMGUS does not a scum from a citizen make monkeys and cupcakes.

On another note, Ellis looks like he is hiding a lack of content in his style.

Indeed, in, deed.

Has my superscription to the Daily Bugle expired at the pied pier? I miss the Eddie Torials.

[James Joyce]

Poor Poe is Poonnocent. This mush iz Sir Tain. To you, poonnocent man, I say unto you, verily, that an FOS on a player whom I bee lief to bee poonnocent (Miss Augusta Crinoline Jane Austen), is iz iz iz iz sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

skum

eeeeeee. Especially when that person is under sus pee shun by many other shall wee say, doobioos arguments! The opportunism! The opprobrium! The brand of foot powder! Captain Admiral Sir Yes Sir Bret Easton Ellis mobster extra or diner.

[James Joyce]

Papa Poe's con dem nation of brothel Madam Bradley most convinces the twigs of my willows. Claire Voyant, Daily Bugle, A Greed.

[James Joyce]

The G Williamson is talking chatting mystifying obfuscating with his odd words and sophomoric Riddles. Just as a Bad Person would attempt try endeavour. There exist a finite group of Bad Persons which we are tasked with ferreting finding seeking revealing.

I have but one vote two votes three no no just one vote. It shall remain in place.

I have dined on enough obfuscation meeseld. Eye The Mand Clara Tea!

[James Joyce]

Charlie Kaufmann

UNfriquingreadable. Gawd I hate tea a tur. Only mean ingful weirds are:

page 1
- jane austen votes god for bullshit reasoning, poe does the same. must be a joke. joke. jane austen as a joker? seems unrealistic.
- not them, everyone. wallace, snicket, seuss all talk nonsense. first page is unusuable in the screenplay. garbage. utter garbage.
- bugle is eager to move things along. i think this casts him in a good light, yes
- mamet still a villain, still overblown and bombastic and exaggeratory

page 2
- joyce is unintelligible. can't get him. he's psychotic. good thing or bad thing? good characters.
- Daily Bugle still good, must be good, don't know how others see him as bad. prod further
- cannot seemes too remember and think i don't need to contineehuelsssss

Gonna say tow one on dis wan.

David Foster Wallace

Sum wun in Telliji bowl. Fine, ally! TOWN.

Jane Austen

Righter of a nest prose. Dose nut steel ore kill at nights.

Edgar Allan Poe

He bee friend. Fell, oh citizen!

EL James

Sexy sexy sexy I want to eat your brown potatoes EL James you hear me?

Gertrude Stein

The Island of Lesbos lost an out standing citizen. Their loss is our gain. Votes against God and Jane Austen were written in the starzzzz.

Lemony Snicket

Me likey mucho gracias.

Lord God

Morals cannot be questioned.

Oscar Wilde

Holy buggery! This bugger is OK in my book.

Rucks

Looking at the big pique sure, I wish him dead no longer. I regret my earlier ass, sessement. I see the err, or of my ways.

Thomas Pynchon

A nest sit, is zen!

@@@@@@@@@@@ GOAL POST @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Gregory Williamson

Kud bee a right.

John The Baptist Poke Lynn

Bah wah wah. Note mush, but nuteral.

Marion Zimmer Bradley

Unimp Pressive.

The Daily Bugle

Is this printed on leaves made of cabbage? Is this a monthly? An almanach, published yearly? BURN ITS IDLE PRESSES! It started so well. The news are very stale now.

Tommy Wiseau

Wants to strangle Austen for doob. Eeyus raisins.

William Shakespeare

Bard passes smell test, and farts.

@@@@@@@@@@@ GOAL POST @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Bret Easton Ellis

Izz scum. Two voats 4 Dddddddddddddjane Austen. ???? . AND, and I mean, AND, an FOS 4 guess who? Jane Austen. Hiz Light Rapture is tote all rub ish. RUBBISH! On porpoise to con, fuse, da citizenry.

Brian Jacques

Loves two hear him self talk, loves to read himself write, his words speak of naught. Vooootes cummings, unvote cummings. Then, void.

Christopher Marlowe

Poets, pwets, poo wets, SCUM! Rye Ming is scum. Lure King is scum. Versus are scum. Lure King since 16.

David Mamet

OOC: Yep, two midterms Friday. I'll be active afterwards.

OOC: I know my activity level is abhorrent but I am producing and acting in and teching and am president of the group that is putting up a play this weekend so I am literally swamped. I promise promise promise I will be active come Sunday night. I should probably just state V/LA

So V/LA until Sunday

Luck! Lure King Scum!

Dr. Seuss

Van isht octo berfourth.

ee cummings

Allnun, sense, nutty venanote.

Mark Z Danielewski

Two posts, one month apart. Obfuscater extraordinaire. KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[James Joyce]

Can (and by can, I don't mean tin can, or half a can can, or prison) we hang ee cummings already? I grow impatient at his foolishness.

[James Joyce]

How man, he ropes doo wee have? Just the wan.

Bret Easton Ellis & ee cummings heads, like mushroom bodies dancing on thin ephemeral stalks, are ripe for da pikkin chickin.

[James Joyce]

Plea spick won.

[James Joyce]

Austen, oh you charming woman dropping delicious brown potatoes, why are you casting a ballot for Poe, a fine gentle man that we could include in our cavorting and form a 3-some? Bbbbbbbbbbbbrown potatoes. Poe-ta-toes Poe-Tate-ohhs.

cummins or Ellis. Choose one for death.

For lovemaking, we take Poe.

[James Joyce]

Miss-Brown-Potato-Dropper-Bradley imp presses me as a singularly attractive member of the female purr sue Asian.

My power of seed duck shun does not preclude lovemaking with Austen, and Bradley, both. My love, my perfect love, jail lousy does nut soot ewe. Austen has no illness of the veneral sort.

MissBradley, con sider this:

Ellis-a-scum-read is faux-cussed on your other scum-read?

Dose diss may kesense? I ex-plane two ewe. Ellis-is-a-scum-read is faux-cussed on not-scum-Austen. Haze diss entered your ice cream brain?

[James Joyce]

Retired General Brettersky Eastonshire Ellis, Esq., has given up. Tide up two the stake, the logs around him, set the man-witch on fire all reddy. Fire! Fire as in flames, not as in firing squad car of police brutality and sharpshooting.

Gertrudis Ramirez Oolong Stein, my love, Zimmer Priscilla MacBradley is meh. Is your Rome Antique competitress a Prior, priority? Nut four two day.

[James Joyce]

Balls, lots! Ball lots. Count them! Count the balls. Count the balls in the lots. Count the ballots.

[James Joyce]

It is Halloween, my delicious little farting pig.

[James Joyce]

Esteemed Scumlord Brettanny Eastonshire Ellisisland,

Kindly submit to clams. Or calm. Or claim. Yes, claim now.

[James Joyce]

Bread Phelps! The game just goat butter! I agree with defined dings or my fail low authors.

VOTE: Seuss

[James Joyce]

Williamson showed up looking like any traditional townie, looking for votes on a wagon he cared about.

Hoodoo ewe no? Diss serous quest, Sean. Ewe seam two shore.

[James Joyce]

Fuck my life. I just wrote up a big long in character post and then my browser crashed so now you get bullet points and none of my incredible wit and rhyme.
I'm a giant cunt and I trollhammered because why the fuck not? The game wasn't going anywhere anyway and I happened to glance at it when someone was at L1.
I haven't read hardly any of the game.
That guy I hammered was town because what were the odds that the big L1 wagon would be on scum?
You all can suck my old dead childrens-rhyming dick.
Lemony Snicke tand Marion Zimmmer Bradely are both evil.

Vote: Lemony Snicket

Brown potatoes are the liscious. I very approve of the above post.

UNVOTE:

Uproar in academia as Jane Austen and Shakespeare are implicated in the Jimmy Savile scandal.

Unvote, vote: Jane Austen

The above is a diss guised FOS BUDDY and vote TOWNY.

It is lake shoo tingfish Innabar ale.

VOTE: Spinning Paper

[James Joyce]

Can we lynch the buddy Shakespeare first?

It's 50 cents or a half-dollar, Sir Tomato Pincher.

VOTE: Shakespeare

[James Joyce]

if both Shakespeare and Austen are equally implied to be bad guys (as his post 287 suggests)

Dewey defeats Truman!

A reaction that sup ports the thee or ree that Spinning Paper is

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[James Joyce]

Charlie Kaufman stared down the spinning paper.

CHARLIE KAUFMAN

I suppose by invoking that famously inaccurate headline, you're implying that my reasoning is inaccurate. If that's the case, why don't you elaborate on what you meant?

Equality of numbers is rare, new experiment finds. "1+1=2 a grand cosmic coincidence."

To light it with a match is to kill it with fire; a delight to watch and a thrill on the pyre.

Spinning Paper hides bee hind its chosen con strain to big font head lines. His broadsheet soul, sold to Rupert Murdoch, Her Majesty's prisoner U-547258, for no more than five pence.

[James Joyce]

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

1.)

Dr. Seuss, answer my questions from Post #272. And why do you not replace out if you do not intend to play? Your last post dishonors you.

2.)

William Shakespeare, plainly explain your vote on Thomas Pynchon. And why vote Thomas Pynchon over Marion Zimmer Bradley?

3.)

Jane Austen, if Edgar Allen Poe is "still definitely scum," why only pursue Dr. Seuss? Please also make a concise case against Edgar Allen Poe without quoting yourself.

4.)

Lemony Snicket, what were the "few things" you had to "look into?" Have you done so yet?

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Mod

, please at the very least prod:

Gertrude Stein
ee cummings
Gregory Williamson
Christopher Marlowe

Baron Kung Fu Sioux, telephone us why you are nut volting for Spinning Paper? Or his buddy Julius Shake Spear?

[James Joyce]

Thank you Sir Afraid For Hellps for tunnelling.

Spinning Pauper and Shake-A-Spear are engaging in queer exchanges of badly flewids and have very dirty minds about it.

Below is a short list of the authors whose litter rarity out putt I wood love to burn in flames.

Spinning Pauper

who has destroyed the scant cred debility of his pre-deceasor.

Shakes-A-Spear

who is Spining Pauper's cocoon spire eater.

Dr Seuss

who huzzunimp proved from yes turd day.

Mark Z Danelewscum

who is even scummier toad day, than he was yes turd day.

Kindly exit the lady tunnel for a moment and halve a luck at these gays. Your opined pinyon is a press sciated.

[James Joyce]

I could be moved if Seuss hunted scum instead of foxes.

[James Joyce]

I here buy entreat the illegimate son of Freddie Mercury and a F>M tranny from Miss Ispee, aka Mr Archibald Bread Phelps, to state his views on every wordsmith sodomite in present con penny.

[James Joyce]

I here buy entreat the illegimate son of Freddie Mercury and a F>M tranny from Miss Ispee, aka Mr Archibald Bread Phelps, to state his views on every wordsmith sodomite in present con penny.

Why, you one-eyed fag lover?

Need a good idea on who to murder in cold blood tonight?

Hell, shoot me tonight, send me to my Lord! God hates the Irish!

Yaaar refuse-all to state views on players beyond your current tunnel is not perceived favorably by myself, Jimmy Voldermort Joyce Jr.

[James Joyce]

Hey Edgar Allen Milquetoast Johny Boy Poe,

Who do you think should dine on delicately prepared rope?

[James Joyce]

Monsieur Marlowe
Madame Bradley
Monsieur Moliere – who has transformed to Confucius
Monsieur Shakespeare

Thoughts on Fraid Fellaps? Mark Z Danilewscum? Spinning Pope?

[James Joyce]

This Emzed-dee post is not bad at all! Why, it shows some tooth. I wood lake two C more.

[James Joyce]

Hey everyone I am not currently in residence in my Tower with my circle and my Keeper atm. I am currently at Armida where I grew up attending to family matters. Hence the reason for V/LA. I will address your concerns in time when I can. Right now I must get things prepared to go to Hali for interment of my sire's remains.

This Act tivelure King requires my attention.

VOTE: Marion Zimmer Bradley

Sir Buttmore urges, gently:

VOTE: Spinning Paper

[James Joyce]

Spinning Paper, your tendency to not divulge your motivations makes it difficult for myself and the rest of the town to discern your alignment. Thus, if you do not do so either through a multitude of headlines or through a post out of character in your next post, I will be more unhappy than when I was when I learned the fate of Beatrice.

Cold War escalates.

Matches. I need matches.

[James Joyce]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff Miss Jane Voldemort Austenitz is a heavenly creature of impeccable horse breeding, wearing alluring lace pantaloons overlain with abundant fru-fru. Inside lays a shiny plum peplum where I rest my exhausted spumoni ice cream. Only scumbags would sully the beckoning reputation of this filthy little woman whose ink well gets so excited at the thought of a favorable marriage.

Rhymeful pedofuls, on the other hand, leave me cold.

VOTE: Dr Seuss

[James Joyce]

I realize I was drunk on the smell of Miss Austen's chocolatey petticoats.

Dr Seuss may love chilled run, but he can nut pussy bley be scum. My vote fore him was soaked in tears of gin and whiskey.

While I see the errors of my ways, I would wager a pint that Miss Austen will be found to be a naughty-in-the-bedroom, completely honest piece of citizenry.

[James Joyce]

...thinks that it would be broken as scum as it is certainly useful for scum?

My beautiful little pig, you know that's just not possible. Why would a scumbag jeopardize his own neck of the woods, and chance a slice on his own juggler? No, Seuss is not a scumbagaroni. He would NOT use this role if pastascum - not with Fraid Feltphs screaming for his demise.

I was very drunk on your enchanting fumes once again, and I swear I counted the votes and calculated and lactated that you were dead. I was very, very far from anything assembling the truth. Inebriation, Sir! Al Kohel said so!

UNVOTE: Seuss

[James Joyce]

Little Janegirl was filthier than even my filthiest wet dreams!

@mod please follow the convention of writing mafia in red please.

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[James Joyce]

VOTE: ee cummings

[James Joyce]

VOTE: Spinning Paper

[James Joyce]

Four Watts its worth... I feel rather fullish that my intoxication on Jane's Austen tire-tracked pantaloons obscured my jugsment.

I have gradually changed my mind re: Sir Marktoast Zimmerman Danelooski from very scum to very not-scum-at-all.

I'm not show how much creed dance to give this hunch, but I am nut under de-impression that Phelps associated with my dear departed Jane. I would have smelled his holy water scent on her.

[James Joyce]

VOTE: Hulk Hogan

In Vestige gation reveals this vote to be the correct choice. There can be no diss cushion.

I shall surely die tonight (at the very least pass out from the whiskey), but I will die happy with steam mulating thoughts of Jane Austen's rank undergarments. Shed not a tear for me.

VOTE: Fred Phelps/Hulk Hogan

[James Joyce]

No, fuck this, that weasel wording on claim will not fly, especially with Williamson's flip. He'll just say he tracked Phelps to Williamson now to escape scrutiny. Should have thought about what you were doing beforehand, scum.

UNVOTE: Hulk Hogan
VOTE: James Joyce

Sorry it was not a

track

in pantaloons and my weirding was not wizzle.

Hogan is, quite simply, guilty.

[James Joyce]

No, fuck this, that weasel wording on claim will not fly, especially with Williamson's flip. He'll just say he tracked Phelps to Williamson now to escape scrutiny. Should have thought about what you were doing beforehand, scum.

UNVOTE: Hulk Hogan
VOTE: James Joyce

Sorry it was not a

track

in pantaloons and my weirding was not wizzle.

Hogan is, quite simply, guilty.

You lie.

There were no guilties last night

, not with a single death of a lightning rod. The only result you could have gotten would be an innocent.

Time to string Joyce up.

Oh shush. I wanted to see the ray actions. You marooned it.