Author Mafia - Game Over!

[Fred Phelps]

Y'know, I look at this game, and all I see is one generation after another of queers and queer-enablers. Dr. Seuss? The guy's a pedophile, bent on creating a nation of poetry-spouting sissyboys who mince around in footy pajamas. You're going to hell, Seuss, along with Things 1 and 2. Lord God? How dare you take upon the name of the One True Lord and use that to spread the queer agenda? You couldn't even fathom the punishment that God has for you. I haven't even seen one post from you decrying the homosexualization of America. You are a false prophet, and you too will one day eat your children in the fiery pits of blackest hell. Oscar Wilde? Man, don't even start me on the stuff THAT guy's into. He makes RuPaul look like the Apostle Paul.

But all that is irrelevant, because I've decided to bring judgement on the murderers among us, before letting God Himself judge the rampant collection of nancy sodomites that has assembled here.

Seuss, you called Brett Ellis a "good guy" shortly before contributing to his murder:

Vote: Bret Easton Ellis

He's a good guy; clearly it's so.
But it's time for someone to go.
Lurk for a month and throw down a hammer.
Shock! Awe! Lock Seuss up in the slammer!

If you were anything other than a hell-bound, child-sodomizing lunatic bent on spitting upon the very Bible itself... why would you contribute to his death while calling him a good guy? While it's obvious that Ellis is in hell, there are people here that wish to do us harm. More specifically, they wish to do me--- God's One True Voice--- harm. You need to answer me, Seuss, or soon you'll kneel before your true master, bound eternally in hell.

God bless lynch mobs!

[Fred Phelps]

The Suess hammer is not alignment indicative. The rate of the game and the time it took the wagon to build means that town wants a hammer to move the game, and scum want a hammer to kill town-Ellis.

Now, hold up, son. Are you honestly trying to give Seuss a free pass? Just because the wagon isn't alignment indicative? This is a clear and complete perversion of the viewpoint that's been set forth so far. It isn't just the hammer that gives reason for concern, The fact that you're trying to toss that sad little monkey wrench into the machine that would lead to his righteous death makes me wonder if you're not protecting him.

Fuck my life. I just wrote up a big long in character post and then my browser crashed so now you get bullet points and none of my incredible wit and rhyme.
I'm a giant cunt and I trollhammered because why the fuck not? The game wasn't going anywhere anyway and I happened to glance at it when someone was at L1.
I haven't read hardly any of the game.
That guy I hammered was town because what were the odds that the big L1 wagon would be on scum?
You all can suck my old dead childrens-rhyming dick.
Lemony Snicke tand Marion Zimmmer Bradely are both evil.

Vote: Lemony Snicket

Look at this! The fag agenda is so blatant in this. He's caught red-handed and he knows that he'll soon be kneeling at the filthcock of his Great Master Satan. He isn't even pretending to help us find sinners.

His glib reasoning reminds me more of Gary Glitter than, oh, say Habbakuk. Seuss, the child touching-pervert must on this night be given a one-way ticket to his true home in hell. He is a murderer, plain and simple. He willingly assisted in the murder yesterday by throwing the hammer, and his whorish lies now are an attempt to cover the fact. He doesn't care who dies as long as he lives to touch the children of our town another day.

"But if a man come presumptuously upon his neighbour, to slay him with guile; thou shalt take him from mine altar, that he may die." - Exodus 21:14
The Holy Scripture is completely clear on this. There's no in-between, you idiots. If he is allowed to get away with murder, than each and every one of you are culpable and liable for that murder in the eyes of God, and all will suffer in the lake of fire.

Vote: Dr. Seuss

God hates child molsters. God hates murders. And above all-else, God hates Dr. Seuss. 'Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.'

[Fred Phelps]

It's really disturbing how many of you mealy-mouthed, light in the loafer homo-loving book-molesters are ignoring Dr. Seuss. The guy's made no effort to help anyone, he's stated he doesn't intend to help anyone, and he's actively working against us to further an agenda of gay tolerance.

Now, do any of you sodomite heathens want to explain to me why you're just letting this worthless sinner coast?

You people act as if you're pulling your opinions out of a bingo cage. "B-7, I suspect Jane Austen!" "I-33, I think it's Shakespeare!" This is beyond useless, people. Just like our Secretary of State, the Whore of Babylon, Hillary Rodham "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Clinton.

Things I was thankful for on Thursday:

1) AIDS.

2) Having discovered the anti-righteous agenda of Dr. Seuss, praise be to God.

3) IEDs.

4) The Bible.

5) Joshua 11:14

[Fred Phelps]

Thank you Sir Afraid For Hellps for tunnelling.

Listen, you nonsense-speaking hedonist, if I'm "tunneling," it's because I've found Seuss' answers to be non-existent. Not even lacking, just non-existent. He hasn't even bothered to accept the fact that people find him scummy, and a selective portion of you idiots are more than happy to let him coast.

Even his last post, it's just him whining and complaining like a little Nancyboy about how he's an "easy target."

Well, here's a novel idea, you Christ-hating freak--- STOP BEING RIDICULOUSLY BAD AND MAYBE NO ONE WILL WANT TO STRING YOU.

[Fred Phelps]

ou have control of your destiny! You can do it; find some scum with me!

Kinda hard to find scum "with" you, when you haven't even found any in the first place! Or even tried to find any!

[Fred Phelps]

[Fred Phelps]

Your "contribution" to scum-hunting has consisted solely of hammering town, and complaining about the lack of scumhunting.

Look at someone who can't be arsed to hunt. Is he just lazy, or is he a scum-cunt?

You know, what's really ironic is.... that very question is how I figured out you were scum.

You know, that and Deuteronomy 23:1.

Your posts are the most contentless drivel I've seen yet, nothing but a masturbatory false idol to inactivity and fluff.

[Fred Phelps]

Shakespeare:

- Flies under the radar
- Not much content behind his pretty words

Listen, you porn-producer. All of that applies equally to Dr. Seuss, if not more so. Why are you so moonstruck as to call Shakespeare out and not Seuss? Seuss is just as hell-bound as Shakespeare, and he was more than willing to give the Kiss of Death to a townie yesterday. Even calling him town in the process of giving him the Vampire's Kiss! Seuss should have been Gone in Sixty Seconds, but instead you decided to Face / Off against Shakespeare.

Which, I don't really care, we can rope that guy too, but at least help me force Dr. Seuss to explain himself before the day is out. He owes us that, and his glib little dances around the subject of his behavior just do more to make me think he should be Next.

But I don't expect to change your mind. After all, we both know that you touch yourself while looking at pictures of The Rock. More importantly, though... God knows. God is always Knowing.

[Fred Phelps]

I here buy entreat the illegimate son of Freddie Mercury and a F>M tranny from Miss Ispee, aka Mr Archibald Bread Phelps, to state his views on every wordsmith sodomite in present con penny.

Why, you one-eyed fag lover?

Need a good idea on who to murder in cold blood tonight?

Hell, shoot me tonight, send me to my Lord! God hates the Irish!

[Fred Phelps]

Oh, I fully intend to answer Joyce's question, I just refuse to indulge his dog-sodomizing lack of intellect until Seuss stops deflecting questions himself. And shame on you hedonists for calling me out while letting Seuss get away with it--- he's even flaunted the fact that he's not being helpful, even while being called out for being unhelpful!

[Fred Phelps]

No, you lying, mealy-mouthed fag enabler. He's not "busy," he's obviously posted and actively avoided doing what was asked of him while criticizing other peoples' lack of scumhunting.

HUGE difference, how don't you get that?

[Fred Phelps]

"Scumbag" Seuss has two choices before him.
Hammer the guy and get run up? Or just ignore him.
The former leads to all sorts of bad stuff.
The latter? He gets off free, and the town has it rough.
Tell me which one is the smarter play for scum?
Staying below the radar? Or hammering someone?

Seuss is an easy target in a still-active game. He's the obvious scapegoat to shoulder the blame. It's laughable that Joyce says he hasn't improved, when several authors cannot be moved. You hold the key to the world in your hands! It's time to rise up and take a stand! Don't be LAZY, James Joyce, good host. I've contributed far more today than most. There's no analysis of my actions. Just really awful knee-jerk reactions. The game was stagnant as could be yesterday. The mods were fretting over how it could stay. Now that time has cleared up a bit, I'm having another go at it. But you put me on your list to die? I have to ask,

really

why?
Look at the bufoons who park their vote, then sit in the background writing nary a note.
Look at the people who go "Dr. Seuss! He made a bold move, he must get the noose!"
Look at someone who can't be arsed to hunt. Is he just lazy, or is he a scum-cunt?


Kind folk, this day is yours, you can be the best! If only you'd stop behaving in jest!
You have control of your destiny! You can do it; find some scum with me!

Look at what he's posted here, he had all the time in the world to post, or share his thoughts, and all he did was defend himself.

This post can be summed up with "Yeah, I hammered, whatcha gonna do about it, why aren't you scumhunting?!"

I *am* scumhunting, you godless whore, and now I've caught me a scum and I'm not gonna rest until it faces God's righteous judgement. PRAISE GOD! THANK THE LORD FOR ROPE!

[Fred Phelps]

Anyone who thinks the Seuss wagon is "easy," has been blinded! Blinded, I say by the scumfag agenda!

For such an "easy" wagon, it's sure gone nowhere, and in fact a handful of counterwagons have sprung up like so many rotten fruit. Indeed, suspicion cast on all sides of this "easy" wagon!

Were it such an "easy" wagon, Seuss would feel the need to modify his behavior, but instead he hasn't. News flash, sinners--- it's not the hammer or the lurking that makes him scum, it's the attitude behind it. This worthless waste of sperm has a smug, cavalier attitude regarding this town. He thinks he's untouchable in the eyes of the Lord. Well it ain't so! None are innocent! None shall go unpunished in the lake of fire! And that's where you're headed, Dr. Seuss, a damnable fire that cannot be quenched!

[Fred Phelps]

@Lord God---

After the fruits I sent you for judgement last night, THIS is how you repay me? Do not stand idly by while these heathens tie me to that fag-lover Jane Austen! Deus Ex Machina me in your Own Holy Name!

[Fred Phelps]

"In light of the results of this recent contest, I think we can say where Seuss's loyalty lies. In light of that, perhaps MZB has a point in thinking that we should look a little closer at some of our friend's critics."

VOTE: Fred Phelps

Oh, you mealy mouthed little worm. Look, I'm man enough to admit that I was mistaken about Seuss, okay?

Doesn't make me scum, you quivering ball of gay passion.

[Fred Phelps]

Little Janegirl was filthier than even my filthiest wet dreams!

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Oh geez, this queer is town.

See, the Lord came to me in a vision just a few moments ago, and this is what he said:

Three dead people last night. Three. Now, one assumes naturally that with three kills, at least one is a scumteam, and another is a vigilante or serial killer with a third being either a second scumteam or the missing equation of vigilante-slash-serial-killer.

What does that mean? Jane Austin, whose funeral I'll be picketing later, flipped orange. Not the traditional "Red" one would expect for Mafia, as pointed out here by Joyce.

What I'm sayin is that there are probably two scum teams.

And furthermore, James Joyce would have no reason to ask the mod to re-color the flip if he already knew that to be the case.

Those are the words my vision has wrought upon me, and I'll take no part in assisting in the murder of James Joyce, idiot and gay-lover though he may be.

I have other thoughts, but you'll just have to sit on your thumbs and wait till later.

[Fred Phelps]

Oh, no, wait, apparently I'm functionally illiterate and was counting the Rape Enthusiast flavor kill.

Disregard my previous post.

[Fred Phelps]

I notice you were awfully quiet around the time of the duel.

I work weekends, you racist.

[Fred Phelps]

Nevermind the fact that I got prodded, but I bet you love fags too, don't you Shaft?

Oh.

Wait.

Shaft

Never mind. I get it.

[Fred Phelps]

And how is it that you fail to mention our Lord God not posting during the duel, then showing up here afterwards?

Answer me that one, Mr. Big Black Shaft.

[Fred Phelps]

By all means, show me where I defended Jane Austen.

With quotes.

You're a liar, and a bad one at that. The Ten Commandments are very clear on the subject, Big Black Shaft.

Exodus 20:16, Thou shalt not give false witness against thy neighbor. Thou shalt not.

Now, don't get me wrong, Phallus, I've nothing against you or your people. In fact, I was a leading champion of civil rights in my law days. But I'm not going to allow you to slander me, either.

[Fred Phelps]

Further, my suspicion of Seuss, no matter HOW many times people claim otherwise--- was never about the hammer. This is a slanderous blasphemy against me and against the True Word. No, I said several times that my reason for suspecting him was his cavalier attitude as he dropped the hammer and continuing that attitude once accused of lurking.

Naturally, seeing that he had a role that could be easily proven certainly explains why he would be so smug and self-assured, but I couldn't know that at the time.

[Fred Phelps]

So wait, if I defend her, I'm scum, but if I don't talk about her I'm scum?

How in the name of all that is holy did you manage to become a detective?

And I *did* mention her at least once, though it was in an off-handed way.

In fact, there are a great number of players in this game that I haven't talked about.

Can't very well be scum with all of them, now can I?

Titus 1:9

[Fred Phelps]

Leave it there until judgement day for all I care.

Racist.

[Fred Phelps]

The gathering of the crowds of people paid attention to Austen or who Austen paid attention to makes me want to put a bunch of people on the back burner, for awhile, to simplify things, so it pretty much comes down to Shaft, Shakespeare, Joyce, Williamson, Phelps, God and Rucks. I've got to grip on

something[/b]. Rucks is okay in my books. God, I'm iffy on after Austen's flip, it's just about his timing. Joyce's lapse of reason in doubting Seuss is for that moment is shocking, and the wifom of it is enough for me to want to lynch her. Shakespeare could easily be scum, and the others, the others (Phelps, Shaft, Williamson) I have to get to, soon.

You know, how much you want to, how much you fear to, that you can't contain the impulse.

Vote: James Joyce

Again, by all means show me where I paid any attention to Austen.

[Fred Phelps]

It's a Large Theme, I can barely be bothered to give special snowflake attention to every single last one of you sodomites.

[Fred Phelps]

Yes. There's probably three+ scum alive, and Phelps's vote was at an early time that had no danger for either of them.

When did I ever vote Shakespeare?

[Fred Phelps]

In fact, I never voted Shakespeare, and neither did my predecessor.

Now, I am sick and tired of you lying heathens accusing me of this that and the other to further your fag agendas.

Stop it at once, for the Bible says, THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS.


You hear that, you devils?


THOU

SHALT

NOT

BEAR

FALSE


WITNESS

How can you even pretend to be building proper cases when YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO VOTED FOR WHOM.

Though you attempt to honey your words, in truth they are as bitter as glass!