Author Mafia - Game Over!

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The Room flops - 5 dead.

Vote: Shakespeare

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Uproar in academia as Jane Austen and Shakespeare are implicated in the Jimmy Savile scandal.

Unvote, vote: Jane Austen

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if both Shakespeare and Austen are equally implied to be bad guys (as his post 287 suggests)

Dewey defeats Truman!

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Charlie Kaufman stared down the spinning paper.

CHARLIE KAUFMAN

I suppose by invoking that famously inaccurate headline, you're implying that my reasoning is inaccurate. If that's the case, why don't you elaborate on what you meant?

Equality of numbers is rare, new experiment finds. "1+1=2 a grand cosmic coincidence."

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Poets are useless
this game is hardsess.

(We should bandwagon Austen.)

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Spinning Paper, your tendency to not divulge your motivations makes it difficult for myself and the rest of the town to discern your alignment. Thus, if you do not do so either through a multitude of headlines or through a post out of character in your next post, I will be more unhappy than when I was when I learned the fate of Beatrice.

Cold War escalates.

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Danielewski wins Nobel Prize for Literature.

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@Spinning Paper- What are your thoughts on Suess? Hammer and all, but more the all. And headlines are less useful without the story beneath.

Tow Jones up 2 points.

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Justice up 20%.

Vote: Jane Austen

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Look at this! His grand entry into the game, and all he can do is make a joke about the night kill and lay down a reasonless vote on Shakespeare!

Laughs spring eternal.

Vote: Shakespeare

(Ooc: not the nightkill.)

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Shakespeare steals candy from baby.

Vote: Shakespeare

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Lightning strikes twice.

Vote: Rucks

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Amazepig pig pig pig...

Vote: James Joyce

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Snicketsnack!

Vote: Lemony Snicket

(ooc: If people trust me, e.g. for catching Shakespeare and Jane Austen, this would be an excellent time to follow me. Lemony Snicket is very much the high percentage play here.)

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Snicket, claim in your next post.

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Lemony Snicket arrested and charged with attempted murder.

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Lemony Snicket still at large.

Vote: Lemony Snicket

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I am very suspicious of the claim that Lemony Snicket allegedly watched David Foster Wallace and was given a Tracking result. Seeing as David Foster Wallace was a Townie, the Mod accidentally revealing that he "went nowhere" does not even reveal any information to a Watcher at all, and I would fully expect in such a situation that a real Watcher would insist on getting a proper result, and the Mod would have to relent given that the improper result could not possibly have harmed the game whatsoever. Alternatively, if the Mod actually felt the game had somehow been compromised, Lemony Snicket should have been force-replaced and a true result should have been given to his replacement.

Confucian faith on the rise.

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1) Hogan is scum and didn't send any fruit last night (assuming that he can either kill OR send fruit).

Vote: Hulk Hogan

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P.S.

Newspaper editor gets a protective detail.

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P.S.

Newspaper editor gets a protective detail.

I look at this again.

"Are you saying that you confirm the nurse that Mr. Wilde has been talking about?" I ask quickly.

ooc: Scum are likely 3-3. Balance + Hulk Hogan failing to fruit someone right after we nab Snicket (note that we already have 2 dead roleblockers too; seems pretty straightforward to me!). If Oscar Wilde is faking any results, he's going to get caught.

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OOC:
Danielewski, please tell us who God smote so we can move to lynching Hoganscum.

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Confucius = petroleumjelly.

Sun rises.

Ooc: if you're all going to be silly (yes, this is actually a fairly reasonable way of attempting to deal with a scenario that was basically always going to get him caught), I'll just mention that I do in fact have info on Hogan. His alignment is not in doubt. Can you just tell us the poisonee so we don't have to wait for God

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T.S. Eliot kills God.

(OOC: + I tracked Rucks N4, so I know he's clean.)

Vote: T.S. Eliot

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It's probably the guy I tracked making the kill, Rucks.

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