Author Mafia - Game Over!

[Hulk Hogan]

Hogan...So what do you do when you're not filming yourself having sex?

Hulkamania's always runnin' wild, brutha. Whether there's cameras or not, the Hulkster's always giving 100% brother.

"By his own admission Phelps ignored both Austen and Shakespeare. What sort of a person completely ignores two people that are revealed to be villains in the same day? I submit this for general discussion."

It's already been pointed out, brutha, that your logic isn't firing on all cylinders here, but I'll address this too--- the kind of person who didn't know anything about either of them, and frankly couldn't have cared less at the time, brutha. But I'm renewed now, brutha. I've taken the time I've spent away, and I've been training, I've been saying the prayers, I've been taking the vitamins, brutha, and yes, I've even been believing in myself. The Hulkster's ready to participate in this gathering, brutha, and scums--- Whatcha gonna do?! When Hulkamania and the 24" pythons run wild on YOU?

VOTE: Hulk Hogan

In Vestige gation reveals this vote to be the correct choice. There can be no diss cushion.

I shall surely die tonight (at the very least pass out from the whiskey), but I will die happy with steam mulating thoughts of Jane Austen's rank undergarments. Shed not a tear for me.

VOTE: Fred Phelps/Hulk Hogan

Lemme tell ya somethin, brutha. This kinda thing here, really makes my blood boil, man. Now, I been down the highways and byways for a long time, brutha. You and I both know this isn't true. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar, brotha. And then you say you want to look for reactions? Me and all my little Hulkamaniacs out there aren't havin' it, dude. So you can pack up your gambits, little man, because the time has come for Hulkamania to set its sights on you, man. AND WHATCHA GONNA DO?

Vote: James Joyce

[Hulk Hogan]

You know somethin, brother, I can understand why you're thinking what you're thinking dude. But you got it all wrong man. I haven't been killing anybody at night. No, I'm a simple Fruit Vendor, man. Each night, I say my prayers, I take my vitamins, and I go out and deliver fruit to the little starving authors out there, man.

Now, the first night, in my incarnation as Fred Phelps, I did what Fred Phelps would do, I sent the "fruits" to "God" for judgement, man.
Night 2, I figured I'd send some fruit to Dr. Seuss as a way of smoothing over the bad blood between us, brother.
Then, Night 3, I decided I'd send a nice little basket of fruit to Danielewski, figuring this brutha would know what to do with it, man.

But as far as going out and killing anyone, you got the wrong guy. And now, you've exposed yourself for no reason, man. You haven't really thought this through, and the real question is whether or not you're trying to protect ol' Steiny.

[Hulk Hogan]

Wait a minute, bruthas, I gotta know this. Now, all my little Hulkamaniacs out there have been pouring in the support but they keep asking me the same question, dudes. They wanna know, "Hulkster, why are Wilde and Confsuscious counter-claiming one another, but Wilde doesn't seem to care?" It seems to me, man, that Confuscious pretty much claimed the exact same role as Mr. Wilde, but with Confuscious having a roleblock element added in.

Mr. Wilde, how is it that you don't find this odd?

[Hulk Hogan]

And furthermore, brother Wilde, why'd you RoleCop someone whose role was already publicly known, man? Seems to me you wouldn't do that if you were town.

[Hulk Hogan]

Not getting what you mean here, Mr. Hogan. Suess day1, me day2, unknown day3. Please elaborate.

Sorry, Big Man Upstairs, I thought he'd said he investigated Seuss Day 2.

The fact remains, though, that Wilde and Confucius are directly counter-claiming one another, brother.

[Hulk Hogan]

OOC: Super sorry again. All on me and my stupidity.

After the much unprecedented break I took with Christian, mostly due to his ideas, I take my seat to get back to work. I notice a few details that I am fearful of while we are in a spirit of prosperity by eliminating two dangerous men. "Mr. Rucks, are you hiding?" I ask as look at him oddly. He had been absent for almost a month now! I don't think he was into the slaving business but I'm not the smartest gal around (n.b. Bella is).

I'd like to bring to the light something that Mr. Bradley quoted:

Can people argue over whether Seuss is here; that he is hiding, and waiting? The so honorable Poe is still definitely scum, though I'm not voting him, because my suspicions of Seuss have been vindicated; I feel they have been at least.

Now Miss Austen flipped scum (quite accordingly! Only one woman should be in this game!), however the honorable Mr. Poe is still living. Perhaps I'm missing something here but this seems like a bad dodge toward attacking him. No?

Unvote, Vote: Edgar Allen Poe

Hold on, now, sister. You're gonna tell me that Gertrude Stein tries to deflect the town off James Joyce's death (by accusing someone of the very thing The Big Double J was accused of), we've got two dudes roleclaiming Role Cop, and all you can think to do is dig up tired old chestnuts from two days ago?

At least put a little bit of effort into it, man.

[Hulk Hogan]

How is it that a Town Flavor Cop and a Town Rolecop aren't direct counterclaims?

[Hulk Hogan]

You know, brother, what really worries me is this: Wilde, you outted the fact that you had investigated a doctor last night.

How do we know you're not just trying to put that information out there for your scumpartners in case you get lynched, man? I mean, your buddies would know who you're investigating anyway. Or do you guys have day talk? Something's fishy, man, when a "flavor cop" tells us without prompting that they "found a doctor."

[Hulk Hogan]

I also do not believe that you are actually forgetting about this game. Since you have a main account, you are therefore on MafiaScum, and as a result the fact that you are in a large game is not a fact that should continue to elude you. If you continue to lurk and use "forgot about it" as an excuse, I will assume you are scum using your alt as a shield against participating.

((OOC, If this is referring to me, I have never, not once EVER lurked as scum, and I do have a main account although I was retired until asked to join this game. In fact, at the time I joined this game as Fred Phelps, I had probably not logged onto MafiaScum for the better part of a month. Unlike DGB, I don't sign up for alts and link my primary email address.))

[Hulk Hogan]

I acknowledge this idea and refute it. "Wouldn't it better to take a safer step? I mean I understand your point that there's a 50% chance of hitting scum here but wouldn't you want to take something that looks more like 51%?" I say toward the large hulking man. We both had a lot in common. I blush.

A safer step, sister? No, the safest step for all Real Americans would be to lynch the person that voted somebody while ignoring the exact same behavior on confirmed scum, man. That's Ms. Stein for you. An even safer step would be to figure out if one of these boys in blue is lying. I believe Confucius. His claim came at a time when he thought he'd caught scum, sister. But Wilde, now there's a slippery little worm. There's a guy who I'm not quite sure if all the pieces are adding up.

[Hulk Hogan]

You know something, brother, if there's one thing I've learned in my years of travelling the highways and byways, it's that no man is an island, brother. Not even the Hulkster. So I'm going to bring in a guest star now and then to help me express my opinions, dude. Because a whole lot of heads are better than one man.

The Iron Sheik sez:

"Fuck the Hulk Hogan %100000. I put him in camel clutch, break his back, make him humble.
Fuck the Gertrude Stein she post less than Nobody Special on a cold day.
Oscar Wilde fuck himself old country way, not understand why people doubt him. I spit on him.
Charlie Kaufman good Jew, I let him fuck my sister call him my brother
Bradley is easy read, he better than Ric Flair fuck the Ric Flair.
Shaft, Dr. Seuss, TS Eliot, Lemony Snicket and Lord God all hiding like scared little children like the Mark Sanchez run from pass rush."

The Hulkster Sez:

Thanks brother, couldn't have said it better... I think. Anyway, we're not fully on board with OscarWilde here, man, and we don't like that he tries to paint it as suspicious that people suspect him. (damn, maybe I should just let the Sheik do my talking), but the fact is, brother Gertrude Stein is scum. Not only that, but she's perfectly willing to sit on the sidelines and let the town tear into one another claiming left and right, man. Well I've had enough of that, brothers.

Vote: Gertrude Stein

[Hulk Hogan]

@ Hogan cute reference to NS You are aware he is playing this game as one of the authors, Right?

You're very perceptive, brother, but do you know who *I* am?!

[Hulk Hogan]

You know, sister, I think I'll have another of my friends voice my opinion of you.

Kamala the Ugandan Giant sez

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Hulk Hogan sez:

I think what the big dude's trying to say is that you need to post more, if you truly want an informed opinion of you, Miss James.

[Hulk Hogan]

OOC because I'm in a hurry:

EL James, to say that you've been lackluster for the last few days is a bit of a misnomer--- Of 11 posts, not counting your most recent, this is your ISO:

1- Sorry I've been away
2- Thoughts on a handful of people
3- Sorry i've been away
4- Sorry I've been away, here's some thoughts
5- Voting Rucks
6- Sorry I've been away
7- Sorry I've been away, I have no opinion, Voting Shakespeare
8- Sorry I've been away, voting Poe
9- Why are we lynching Stein?
10- What do you think of me?
11- Why do you think I'm a lurker? Hammering Stein.

Your entire ISO consists of promises to catch up, spotty votes, and finally hammering Gertrude Stein. That's not "lackluster for a few days," and it's not "saying much about players before," that's flying under the radar.

[Hulk Hogan]

OOC:

This is all giving me a headache. Waiting on Confucius.

[Hulk Hogan]

I dislike how Phelps deflected Joyce's question, which was a good one as well. However, the rest of his content makes me think he is an innocent.

Phelps looks like an innocent caught up in a tunnel. Now that the choice is between him and Miss Austen, I do not believe that tunnel will be alleviating anytime soon.

Mmmm tasty.

Vote: Phelps

OOC: so because dead scum called me innocent, you think you're on to something?

Are you even reading the game? No. Of course you aren't or you'd have cast your vote against "Hogan" rather than "Phelps." Get to steppin'.

I fruited Shaft last night, by the way.

[Hulk Hogan]

Ooc :

I dont know what you expect me to claim regarding the missing fruit. I fruited shaft, and that's the best I can tell you.

I must admit I am against any plan that involves lynching me, but hell, I'm half assing. This game as it is and if my swinging helps weed out the scum, then fuck it, we probably have a mislynch or two anyway.

Ill post more tonight, and ill even make it in character. I wanna make good and damn sure I leave a paper trail so you can figure out who the scum are from here.
In short, sit on your thumbs, I'll be back layer.

[Hulk Hogan]

Later. Not layer.

[Hulk Hogan]

Spinning paper is wrong for once. Either Paper is scum, which I doubt, or shenanigans are in play.


And if I didn't know better I'd think EL was lyncher to rucks

[Hulk Hogan]

Spoiler alert: I know who Hulk's player actually is.

is this the part where i say WHEN I GET TO HELL I'LL TELL THEM YOU FUCKING SENT ME

[Hulk Hogan]

^---- that was OOC, I'm working on an IC megapost

[Hulk Hogan]

If you're expecting a heel turn, you're not gonna get it brother, but I will say that I have some information you might find useful.