Yet Another Dance of the Title Fairy: Change Up

[killerjester]

Nominate Kcdaspot as

Part of a Balanced Breakfast

for obvious similarities with Corn Flakes

[killerjester]

It's not a bad title.

[killerjester]

Doesn't work unless everyone hears the farting noise when reading UN's posts.

Born again isn't really fitting if kondi was never good to begin with. Nominate Klick for

Growing the Beard

[killerjester]

Come on guys, it's perfect.

Growing the Beard

, it shows how he's taken on a much more respectable identity.

Kondi 2.0

sounds like the title we'd be giving him if he hadn't improved, and instead fallen back into the sissy-like ways of flaking every game. I mean yeah I get you're trying to make the obvious connection that he used to be Kondi, but I think that aspect of the title should already be understood to anyone who knows him. Instead of another that's-the-joke.jpg title I think we should be looking for a title that illustrates his determination to change for the better.

If you want something that'll make you laugh quietly to yourself, at least consider something more subtle. Like how

Redeeming Replacement

or

/replace in

will remind us of how he no longer flakes from games.

[killerjester]

Eh he's replaced out of 4 recently but it felt like he had a passable excuse for 3 of them. If there's any real reason to doubt that he deserves the title it's probably due to his flaking from Newbie 1288, which I'm sure you're quite fond of Tierce. I don't think that behavior is beard-worthy, nor does it have any place in Newbie games. So yea, my opinion is to hold off on Klick's title and perhaps look at possibilities in a month or two.

[killerjester]

Yea let's switch some gears. I think we're headed in the right direction for this thread, at least in regards to page 6.

Nominate Mehdi2277 for Malpractice

. Coupled with Oversoul in a hydra, his play is quite decent in SC's bastard game. Definitely the most active town player in the game, and their Doctor fakeclaim near the end drew in the nightkill like a magnet. A deadly, explosive magnet. I do believe it was Mehdi's head that came up with the claim, and by that I mean ctrl+f "doc" and skipping past all instances of "document".

I guess we run into the 6 month issue again, but if we spend a month talking about the title (seems to be par for the course) he should be in the clear.

[killerjester]

It ended the game.

[killerjester]

Is the joke that you don't have to be constructive because this isn't your thread anymore?

[killerjester]

The funny part is he can't reject it on the grounds of being depreciating

[killerjester]

[killerjester]

Om

SPAM IS REAL

[killerjester]

Ani if we're giving titles out based on 4 nths, then we clearly know who's first in line.

Om Nom Nominate!

Or

Om of the Nominations

.

Somebody stop me!

But really, I think it's more fitting than his title about spambot hunting. And it's incredibly meta to boot!

[killerjester]

Music MTV

[killerjester]

nth

Do it up

[killerjester]

If it makes no difference you could ask Matt

[killerjester]

wow what a relaxed attitude

nth

[killerjester]

If we're doing this again Flay has already stated the bar.

So far only Hard Asss comes close.

[killerjester]

I don't. He's not resisting titles, he just thinks titling himself is a conflict of interest.

Which it is.

We can do better.

[killerjester]

"HUGS ♥" is her thing, like GODDAMMIT is kdowns's thing.

It's not great, but it's better than the suggestions related to her & NS.

[killerjester]

Nominate Tazaro for

Ridiculously Photogenic

[killerjester]

The narcissism would be implicit under his approval of the title.

I thought of everything.

[killerjester]

Good thing the "positive and constructive" thing wasn't in effect when I got my title. Just sayin.

Is that even a thing? If it is, it's a dumb thing.

Titles aren't some infinitely-coveted entity. They aren't (always) a reward for positive and constructive behavior. They're a user's identity within the community, which can be a good or bad light. If anything, the excessive hype we seem to place around titling reflects the kind of inane attention whoring that would make titling Tazaro

hilarious

.

[killerjester]

It's much easier to have a negative "definining thing" than a positive. Giving people titles for bad things only encourages people who want a title to just start annoying everyone.

That's a bold claim. And I think it's the staff's job to moderate annoying users, not the title committee's. We just think of titles that fit.

So why photogenic?

Not because he looks good, rather he thinks he looks good. Why does Tazaro post so many pictures? Is he trolling us? No, the camera loves him, so he must share his built-like-Adonis body with the rest of the world. "Ridiculously Photogenic" highlights the irony in the vast gap between his delusional world and the general consensus about his appearance.

[killerjester]

He also plays quite a bit of forum chess.

[killerjester]

LOL okay there might be something there.

[killerjester]

I reaaaally like

Selfie

. It refers to his annoying pictures AND the fact that he's played forum chess against himself.

[killerjester]

I'll address Tazo's stuff and start the finalizing process tomorrow evening, I think we've hit the stage where we're just going in circles at this point.

So what's the latest?

[killerjester]

HE LIKES IT

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

[killerjester]

Keep in mind this was a Speakeasy poll. Let's see some titles related to popularity + booze.

[killerjester]

Sounds good to me!

nth King of the Morlocks

[killerjester]

Really though, unless she drinks a lot of water we can do better than "Hydrated"

Heads Will Roll

, for example

[killerjester]

If purple refers to the Amethyst Actor hydra, your scope is too narrow.

Heads Up!

Come on, we can make more puns!!

[killerjester]

Hit the Panic Buttons

policy

any policy has to be pluralized.

[killerjester]

He hit the panic buttons!

[killerjester]

I don't get it. How is he more sassy than UT?

[killerjester]

More like Rick Insanetorum hahaaahahahhahahaha

[killerjester]

Well it's difficult because any N title has to be as shitty as his jokes, but it's hard to differentiate between shitty titles and GOOD shitty titles

Guess we throw ideas around until we find one we like

Element of Humor

[killerjester]

That would be funny if it had anything at all to do with him

N
O

is a shitty N joke AND it's what every. facet. of my existence is screaming whenever I read his shitty jokes

PLEASE GOD NO JUST MAKE IT STOP

nth O

[killerjester]

Guys guys I know we had to get into a certain state of mind for N's title but we can stop with the bad suggestions now

[killerjester]

Also it's "Cabd"

Very tempted to counter-nom you for

It's 'Cabd'.

The only user who corrects others more is Titus, who tends to remind people that she's a she and they should use the proper gendered pronouns.

The only user who should have a title like that is Xalxe

[killerjester]

3rd Safe Behind My Walls

because it made me smile when I thought about Mastin triumphantly standing on a wall of walltexts, Jesus-hair and all.

[killerjester]

We already tried that (well, a verbose-variant) and got rejected.

[killerjester]

Can confirm. Also did not expect.