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Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:24 pm
by Sir Elton Hercules John
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moderated by: Sir Elton Hercules John
reviewed by: quadz08


Dancing With The Big Boys
(1)
Spoiler:
DrippingGoofball [Nicolas Cage],
1-Shot Semi-Janitor Rolethief Bulletproof Serial Killer
, ascended to become Thor and won the game!




Dead Against It (24)

Spoiler:
ThunderHog [Jerry Falwell],
Mafia 3-Shot Bookie
, was suffocated by a giant purple dildo Day 1
kuribo [Jesus H. Christ],
Vanilla Townie
, was crucified again on Night 1
Gammagooey [Shangela Laquifa Wadley],
Vanilla Townie
, had his/er eyes gouged out and throat slit Night 1
Nachomamma8 [Bruce the Archangel],
Glorious Winged Faggot aka Nexus Actor
, had all of his major arteries cut Night 2
Bella [Betty Fuckin' White],
Town Bodyguard
, had her vagina impaled upon a Judas Cradle Night 2
Ythan [Jerry Sandusky],
Mafia Roleblocker
, was raped to death by a giant baby Day 3
One Direction [John Travolta],
FBI Agent
, was offed by a clan of Ninja Scientology Assassins Night 3
Quilford [Rowdy Roddy Piper],
Town Vigilante
, was dragged to hell by a demonic Bret Hart Night 3
Om of the Nom [Brad Altman],
Vengeful Lover
, had his rectum forceably ripped out Night 3
JacobSavage [George Takei],
Vengeful Lover
, set phasers to grief Night 3
TheButtonmen [Aziz Ansari],
Suicide Bombing Vanillaizer
, was RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Day 4
Pretentiousdra [Neil Patrick Harris],
Cop
, was stabbed in the back with a bladed dildo N4
DeltaWave [Yaweh Adonai Frankenstein Jehovah G-d Smith IV Esq.],
Dreaming God
, was shot in His Heavenly Face N4
Wyrd [Ronald Reagan],
Mafia Governor
, was stabbed in his stupid fascist gut N4
SlumberPartyBois [Xenu],
Mafia
Dreaming God Traitor
Jack of all Trades
, was braind with a chair and had his body parts sold on the black market D5
The Mini-Librarian [Katy Perry],
Miller
, got high on coke and had her tits impaled by sharp metallic cupcakes N5
Kawaii [David Bowie],
Mod Mason
, was handcuffed to the bed and skullfucked to death N5
vollkan [Esteban the Power Bottom],
1-shot Bulletproof Townie
, was literally lynched D6
TheTrollie [Gov. Chris Christie],
Vote Thief
, was force fed another human until he exploded with vomit N6
Magua [Harvey Milk],
Self-Watching Ascetic
, was shot in the head (again) and fed to a RINO N6
zoraster [Satan],
Hated 1-Shot Informed Townie Maker Enabler
, cut to ribbons Day 7
dramonic [Anderson Cooper],
Reporter
, had his head severed and put on a spike for all to see N7
Iecerint [Fred Phelps],
Mafia Redirector
, was shot in the mouth after begging to suck a cock N7
Zoidberg [Brett Favre],
Fruit Vendor
, was endgamed



The Pretty Things Are Going to Hell (modkilled)

Nobody, hopefully.






General Rules


1) Starting and Ending States:
All roles that can communicate at Night may do during pregame. The game will end when one faction has fulfilled its win condition, unless otherwise specified.
2) Day Procedures:
Each player may discuss the game and cast a single vote at a time against people they want to lynch. Day ends when either the deadline hits or a strict majority of the votes are on one person.
3) Voting:
Votes should be in
bold
in order for them to count, for instance:
Vote: The Homosexual Agenda
. You may also use the VOTE: tags if you desire. If you wish to vote for a different player, you don't need to unvote. As long as I can tell who you're voting for, I don't care if you abbreviate someone's name when you vote them.
4) No Lynch:
As an alternative to voting for someone, you may
Vote: No Lynch
, but for it to take effect, enough players must vote No Lynch that it would be impossible to form any other majority.
5) Deadlines:
D1 deadline will be 3 weeks. Every day from then on will have a strict deadline of 2 weeks, unless a ridiculous amount of replacements are needed.
6) Mass Inactivity:
In an act of pure villainy, I may shorten the deadline if I deem the activity level is unsatisfactory. You will be warned if I want you fellows to pick up the pace.
7) Deadline Lynches:
If no single player has enough votes for a lynch at the deadline, the result is No Lynch and the game proceeds to Night. Deadlines are there for a reason.

8) Twilight:
After someone receives the majority vote, everyone may still discuss the game, but votes and unvotes will not be considered - the person voted for by the majority will be lynched regardless. Twilight will last until I waltz in and post a death scene (which can be quite short, but never really long)

9) Night Length and Procedures:
The topic will be locked at Night. If your Role PM specifies that you have a Night Action, you may follow the instructions on that PM to use it. Barring extenuating circumstances, Nights will not last longer than 3 RL days.
10) Night Action Resubmission:
If you have to PM a choice to the mod (i.e. the name of someone you want to kill/protect/investigate), you may change your choice at any time during the Night by sending The Mod another PM with the new choice. The most recent choice will be honored.
11) Night Action Priority:
This game will use natural action resolution, unless otherwise stated by the mod.

12) Bolding Stuff:
Bolding something is how you get the mod to notice it. It's that simple.
13) Mod Color:
If The Mods needs to edit your post, it will be done in
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14) Activity, Prods, and Replacements:
You will be prodded if three days have passed since your last post. You will be replaced if you do not post after another 24 hours, or if you need to be prodded three times throughout the game. If you know ahead of time that you will not be able to participate for at least 48 hours, go ahead and announce it in-thread so nobody (such as the mod) thinks you're lurking. I reserve the right to blacklist flakers or people who maliciously replace out.
15) "Last Words" for replacements:
If you request replacement, you may PM me a message that you would like to have passed on to the person who replaces you.
16) "Bah!" Posts:
If your player slot is killed off, it's probably because people don't want you around. Unless your role specifically states you can keep talking/voting/playing parcheesi with me, you are allowed one informationless "bah" post and then scram til endgame. Special mechanics can of course overlap
17) Outside Discussion:
Don't discuss this game outside of this thread with anyone unless your Role PM lets you do otherwise.
18) Post Editing:
Editing or deleting posts is not allowed (and usually not possible). Doublepost with your changes instead.
19a) Mod and PM quoting:
For role PMs, If you quote it, you will be modkilled. You can send me the reformulation (I'm pretty loose with reformulation) and I will tell you if posting it is allowed or if it needs further modifications. If you quote a PM from me, you will be terminated (barring questions about rules or something).
19b) QTs and Private Communication:
If it is a moderator provided method of communication (i.e., neighbor QT, or masons who can daytalk and use AIM)
do not quote it in the thread
. Obviously, do not provide links to the QT in any way shape or form.
20) Modkills:
Breaking any of the above three rules (or flagrantly violating Rule 16) will result in you getting modkilled. Modkills can be retroactive. If a living player breaks any of these rules, the day may or may not end, depending on what would disadvantage that player's faction the most. In addition, getting modkilled results in an instant loss for that player, along with my general hatred. In short, follow the rules, don't be a dick.
21) Small/Invisible text:
You may use smaller text if it amuses you, as long as it's not meant to bypass a rule. As in, no hidden messages or shit like that. I will fuck you up for fucking with my game.

22) Win Mentality:
Play to win.
23) Policy:
Have fun. Or else. And remember, it's a game - keep it classy and don't take things personally; everyone's doing what they have to to win.
24) Setup Design:
You can try to outguess the mod, but it's probably pointless. Flavor is being used as the backbone of the game, but the game is unbreakable by flavor. Certain aspects of the setup were designed around flavor, whereas other aspects had the flavor applied after the fact.
25) Flavor:
Flavor revolves around a masquerade ball hosted by David Bowie and the ghost of Sir Elton Hercules John. Fred Phelps busts him and Jerry Falwell out of Hell, and they attempt to raise an army to kill enough gays to get into heaven.


Sample VT role PM:
Sir Elton Hercules John

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You're Sir Elton Hercules John and you're dead. But you're also a ghost. SPOOKY, SCARY!

Abilities

Living & Breathing
- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.
Last Will and Testament
- You can target one player and they will be given your entire collection of outlandish glasses.

Wincon (Town):
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:32 pm
by Sir Elton Hercules John
YOU'RE INVITED!




Hello, my name is David Bowie and I am writing to cordially invite you to the biggest event of your afterlife! I am hosting a New Year’s masquerade ball inspired by one of the settings from my classic film
Labyrinth
. The event will involve live guests, too, so in order to preserve a sense of mystery about the afterlife, we will be concealing our identities. Additionally, Sir Elton Hercules John himself will be providing the musical entertainment for the evening. Please come by yourself, decked out in your holiday finest, and sporting a face-concealing mask. I do hope I can be graced by the pleasure of your company (and perhaps a bit more!).


MEANWHILE, IN
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Fred Phelps carefully replaced the phone back on its cradle. He stared at the burning lake, contemplating. It was a repudiation of all he knew and held dear that he should be in this place, while the proud fag Elton John walked in paradise. A stray demon fell into the burning lake and splashed about, playing evilly in the liquid fire. Fred saw that it held Thomas Monson in its jaws. Fred Phelps let out a proud shudder and retrieved the phone once more. He dialed.

Hello?

Jerry. It's me, Fred.

Freddie! How are you?

Miserable. Listen, I need your help.

With what?

We have to get the fags.

Fuckin' fags.

Exactly. We need to catch them by surprise during one of their gay dick-sucking festivals.

I don't know when the next Jizz Fest is, but I have a better idea.

No such thing.

Hear me out. I understand that David Bowie is hosting some kind of party for a bunch of queers.

So what?

It's a costume party, we can sneak in and kill those damn queers without anyone seeing.

Yes... yes! We can kill those cock munchers once and for all!

Goddamn right. Maybe if we kill enough queers, God will finally let us into heaven.

That queer king, Elton John... he made some deal to get us stuck down here in eternal damnation. It ain't right!

Amen, brother. We can reclaim our place at the right hand of the Lord Almighty! But we're gonna need some help...

I know some friends who can help us. I'll rally them all up and we'll put an end to the homosexual desecration of Earth and Heaven once and for all!


Fred Phelps hung up the phone again and began to gather his resolve. He was ready to fulfill his noble purpose and perhaps win the favor of the lord again.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:33 pm
by Sir Elton Hercules John
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:24 pm
by Sir Elton Hercules John
”Welcome, one and all, to my masquerade ball!”


The one and only David Bowie steps to the center of the floor. Spotlights center on him. Some naked men and women hula hoop with rings of fire in the background. “Oohs” and “Aahs” ring out in the crowd.

“This is my fantabulous party of the century! You’re all looking quite dashing in your masks and costumes. A good old fashioned masquerade, with some very special friends... ooooooooooh Eeeeeeeeeeelton!!!!!”


The spotlights shift to a raised platform on the edge of the room. The wall spins around and a shiny silver grand piano takes its place on the floor. The piano keys begin to play by themselves, and a silky smooth voice fills the ballroom...

I was justified when I was alive
Raising Hell, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the gays get flak
But the queers are gonna catch you when the bitch gets back


Suddenly, a fabulous Elton John materializes on the piano bench, with angelic wings and a rainbow halo above his head.

Eatin’ cock on a Friday, that's alright
Even like ass on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your heavenly dos
I get high in the sky smokin’ meth with Jews


A large black man now takes the stage, completely nude, and he dances. Though, his dancing simply consists of swinging his twelve inch dick around in circles like a helicopter.

I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Still a damn ghost as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`cause I’m deader than you
Its the way that I move
The things that I do


Elton continues playing, but after a few moments, a loud
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”Attention all faggots and fag-enablers! The cock loving queer Sir Elton has tried to defy the laws of the LORD and steal his way into the Kingdom of God, while keeping us true Servants of God locked away in Hell with Lucifer and his ilk!

Well, I will not have it! Let this be the first warning! The time of your filth and pollution has come to an end. The day of your reckoning has come. So enjoy what little time you have left to be sodomites and delinquents, because your days are numbered!”


The fire subsides, and the room goes quiet. Moments later, the lights kick back up. David Bowie hops to the stage and examines the smoldering corpse of the dancer. He turns back to the crowd, pausing only momentarily, searching for the words to say.

”Well, we aren’t going to let a little mishap stop us, are we? Fuck those haters... this party is still going to happen, come Hell or... well... oops.”


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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:35 pm
by Quilford
VOTE: Pretentiousdra

Ugh.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:37 pm
by Nachomamma8
ALL I HAVE IS HAMMERS
SO I'M DISHING IT OUT LIKE ITS CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKING DAY

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:38 pm
by DrippingGoofball
Quilford wrote:VOTE: Pretentiousdra

Ugh.


KILL IT WITH FIRE

VOTE: Pretentiousdra

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:38 pm
by Om of the Nom
VOTE: Pretentiousdra
Yay wagons :D

Hopefully my internet problem is resolved.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:39 pm
by Quilford
DrippingGoofball wrote:
Quilford wrote:VOTE: Pretentiousdra

Ugh.


KILL IT WITH FIRE

VOTE: Pretentiousdra

:D

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:40 pm
by SlumberPartyBois
its your lucky day matt, it looks like you wont be the first to break hydra!

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:40 pm
by SlumberPartyBois
vote pretendhydra
~kanye seal of approval~

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:42 pm
by DeltaWave
sup fags

VOTE: Pretentiousdra

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:45 pm
by Gammagooey
HEY

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU NACHO AND MATT

SUP

Vote:Nobody Special

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:47 pm
by Gammagooey
OH I SHOULD HAVE SAID SUP TO KAYNE TOO, MY BAD. I THINK YOU'LL GET IT THOUGH.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:47 pm
by SlumberPartyBois
sorry matt got tired and went to bed already. you know who got alllllll the soda and didnt give him any >; ]

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:47 pm
by DrippingGoofball
Gammagooey wrote:HEY

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU NACHO AND MATT

SUP

Vote:Nobody Special


SCUM DETECTED

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:48 pm
by SlumberPartyBois
mb check ur equipment dgb think u got a false read there.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:49 pm
by DrippingGoofball
Dear scumbags,

We're lynching Pretentioudra before that monstrosity even posts.

Gammagooey is scum. If Gammagooey is on your team, sit tight. If Gammagooey isn't on your team, and you're ready for a X-kill, you know where to shoot.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:49 pm
by SlumberPartyBois
Gammagooey wrote:OH I SHOULD HAVE SAID SUP TO KAYNE TOO, MY BAD. I THINK YOU'LL GET IT THOUGH.

uh huh

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:49 pm
by Gammagooey
oh I'm afraid you're mistaken DGB

it's you who have fallen into my trap, not the other way around

except my trap is less of a trap and more of a reference and acknowledgement of things that have passed
so uh yep

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:51 pm
by SlumberPartyBois
DrippingGoofball wrote:Dear scumbags,

We're lynching Pretentioudra before that monstrosity even posts.

Gammagooey is scum. If Gammagooey is on your team, sit tight. If Gammagooey isn't on your team, and you're ready for a X-kill, you know where to shoot.

yowzers

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:52 pm
by Om of the Nom
DGB attacked Gammagooey.

Gammagooey activates his trap card.

DGB's move is next.

This battle is intense.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:54 pm
by DeltaWave
Om of the Nom wrote:DGB attacked Gammagooey.

Gammagooey activates his trap card.

DGB's move is next.

This battle is intense.


this post hnnnggggggg

VOTE: Om

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:55 pm
by Quilford
nah that's just om being om