Mini 68, Homestar Runner Mafia (Game Over!)

[Strong Bad]

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Dear Strong Bad,
What would happen if you and the whole homestar crew played Mafia? I think it would really rawk!!!!1 You could give Pom Pom posting restriction, and the Poopsmith could be a snoop role that could tell what everybody ate last night. well that's about all I can think of right now.

Crapfully yors,
Kid of Coolness, Wellington NZ

"Kid of coolness? Does anybody else call you that? And NZ? Where the heck is NZ? Is that like, the fifty-first state? Anyway, I think playing mafia would be pretty cool. I always wanted to have an excuse to kick the crap out of some of the idiots around here. Let's send out the roles and make some magic."

Strong Badia(Pop: 1)

Wacky, Strong Bad, won the game!

Those "offed"(9/12)

blackhawk, Homsar, severe loss of crap in endgame
d8P, Strong Sad, lynched(really!) day 4 - achieved win condition
gslamm, Homestar Runner, out-of-crap-kicked night 4
Dirge, Strong Mad, lynched(Sort of) day 3
rite, Marzipan, Pummeled night 3
Saigon, Bubs, Bottomless-pitted! day 2
bloojay, Coach Z, faded night 2
Breakdown (replacing Quagmire), The Cheat, starved day 1
Foolster41, Trogdor, pummeled night 1

Also:

carmine(replacing Lady Of The Wood), Eh, Steve! has been chased out of Strong Badia by Dasquian(replacing bunsofsteel), The Talkin' Wheelchair. Dasquian wins!

I'll send out the roles real soon. Right now I have a few classes to teach at CGNU on "The basics" and "Why I'm so cool", as well as "History of Strong Badia".

[Strong Bad]

Allright, then roles are out, here's da rules:

-I'm in charge. Everything I say goes.
-No quoting anything I send to you. I need some plausible deniability.
-Every night stuff will happen with peoples roles. This stuff depends on who they are. There is also a criminal element who will off a stupid person every night.
-Every day we'll lynch someone by majority vote. This will end the day.
-You can vote for someone like this:

Vote: Dumpface

-You can unvote like this:

Unvote: Strong Bad, the coolest guy ever

-If you eliminate everybody who isn't on your team, you win(unless I say otherwise)
-If your name is Homestar Runner, beat yourself in the face with a cinder block fifty times.
-Have fun, I guess.

Night one has begun. Send in your choices and confirmations already.

[Strong Bad]

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Dear Strong Bad,
Whatever happened to Trogdor!? He was my favorite careactor. That dragon could burninate! Why don't we see more of him around here?
-Remko Ruskus, Hell AZ

Funny you should mention that Remko, because this morning, as everybody was getting up and gathering by the stick to discuss who to string up, we all noticed that Foolster41 wasn't there. So we headed over to his house and found a big hole in the wall that looked like it had been made by some large mammal. Inside there was another hole in the ground, with some armored legs sticking out. When we pulled the guy out, we realized that he was none other than TROGDOR the burninator. Anyway he's out of the game now.

Foolster41, Trogdor, has been pummeled. He started out as a dragon man. As soon as he burninated someone though, he would become just a dragon, and would be forced to burninate every night thereafter. His goal was to burninate

eveything

!

We start day one, let's get the lynch mobs rolling.

[Dirge]

Whoa. That was ugly.

Vote: Saigon

[Saigon]

hmmm, you forgot "random" there Dirge.

Anyway

random vote: bunsofsteel

[gslamm]

~Checks to see if Rite is in this game~

Random

Vote: Rite

Now I use my psychic powers to predict Rite will say that I'm ugly

[rite]

vote: gslamm

El es feo.

[Wacky]

Vote: bloojay

Heck, I have a reason... somewhere.

[bloojay]

erm...

random vote: LOTW

welcome!

[Wacky]

Wasn't LOTW in the archives AND/OR on GL?

[bloojay]

i dunno, new to me
unwelcome or re-welcome!

[Quagmire]

LOTW was in Super Mario mafia, which was abandoned, not thankfully.

Because he doesn't know who LOTW is,

vote: bloojay

Muhahaha.

[Dirge]

Come on! I don't know who Lady of the Ward is. Are you going to vote for me?

[Quagmire]

unvote: bloojay

Come on! I don't know who Lady of the Ward is. Are you going to vote for me?

Well, for one thing, it's Lady of the Wood. So, yes. :p

VOte: Dirge.

[Saigon]

What the heck, let's see if I can start a bandwagon against Quagmire for no good reason.

unvote: Bunsofsteel

and

vote: Quagmire

Jump on the single-vote bandwagon everybody

[Lady Of The Wood]

Does anybody know what kind of roles there are in this game? Like I'm sure we have the regulars like Homestar, but do you think that the talking Wheelchair or Eh Steve! is in it? oh well.

Random vote

Vote:

Wacky

[gslamm]

Let's go with the theory that only the main characters are in this. (and let the mafia find their own claims!)

[bunsofsteel]

random vote: blackhawk

[Strong Bad]

Vote count baby:

blackhawk: 1

(bunsofsteel)

bloojay: 1

(Wacky)

Dirge: 1

(Quagmire)

gslamm: 1

(rite)

Lady Of The Wood: 1

(bloojay)

Quagmire: 1

(Saigon)

rite: 1

(gslamm)

Saigon: 1

(Dirge)

Wacky: 1

(Lady Of The Wood)

What the crap happened to all the bandwagoners?

Not Voting:

blackhawk, d8P

11 alive, 6 to lynch.

[rite]

unvote: gslamm
vote: Wacky

Wacky has been around long enough to recogonize Foolster41 as a good player who presents a threat as a mafia, seems a good a target as any.

And I wanna start a bandwagon

[bloojay]

unvote: LOTW

anyways Mr. Bad, i believe that you forgot mister bunsofsteel's vote[/i]

[Wacky]

unvote: gslamm
vote: Wacky

Wacky has been around long enough to recogonize Foolster41 as a good player who presents a threat as a mafia, seems a good a target as any.

And I wanna start a bandwagon

No I don't. I haven't been here very long, have I?

Unvote: bloojay, Vote: rite

Heck, you've been here longer than me.

[gslamm]

I'm goin to have to agree with Rite here. 1st of all with the votes so spread out whoever is voting for good players must be mafia trying for a ... hey wait a minute he unvoted me!?

sugmO Unvote: Rite

Ok as I was saying, voting for a good player is ... Aww nevermind

Vote: Wacky

[Dirge]

Wacky has been around long enough to recogonize Foolster41 as a good player...

By this definition there are a few here who would fall into this category. Do you think that this is a reliable way to find scum? If so who else would fall into this group?

[rite]

Wacky has been around long enough to recogonize Foolster41 as a good player...

By this definition there are a few here who would fall into this category. Do you think that this is a reliable way to find scum? If so who else would fall into this group?

Sorry if I wasn't clear enough-- I want to start a bandwagon. And I'd rather have a somewhat crappy yet still somewhat valid reason to start my bandwagon then just total randomness.