/in-vitational 12: Mafia in #YOLOville - All wrapped up!

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WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP IN THE HIZZY

I'll be reading this tonight/tomorrow

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unvote, vote CES

for now

preliminary scumread having skimmed is CES so I'm happy for my vote to sit there for now

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sheep me, Tammy, I'm a PRETTY COOL GUY who KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING

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why would I want to lynch Benmage?

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move it to where mine is tammy. shepherding up in this bitch

thou art my sheep and I am thy shepherd. I will not lead thee astray

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SHUT UP SCUM

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YOUR BUS DOES NOT IMPRESS ME

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huh?

oh you were implying that I'm scum

loldongs

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as the great artist Juvenile once said, back that thang up

although he was talking about butts, not reads.

but really how disimilar are the two

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Broaaaaaaaaad strokes tamtam. You have a bad case of wordvom

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Also I'm loving Vi's sideways attempts to discredit me without actually calling me scum. It's cute, really.

And follow my lead tamtam, didn't you hear I'm the new pope? My gut reads are infallible

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It's glorious

Also wrong

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Tammy, pretty sure UT fucks around like that regardless of alignment at least from what I remember of his meta so it's not a tell.

if you think I'm fucking around now, just wait until you see what I do to Jenny

but seriously, self-meta revolts me, so I'll let one of these other fine upstanding sheeple let you know what my scum game looks like

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nacho, get on the CES wagon and we can get a real dueling wagons thing going here. you're the key, don't let me down man

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yeah....

unvote, vote Shadoweh

no time for counterwagons. this flip will tell us volumes about a few vocal players

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considering that I specifically asked you to join the CEStrain and you DIDN'T I don't think you get to bitch now

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unless I'm mathing wrong the counterwagon isn't the same size at all

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oh I see the confusion now

Shadoweh/Nacho were referring to the benmage wagon as the counterwagon instead of by its real name which is A FUCKING RUSE

the benmage ruse was a distaction. we HAVE the scum.

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At this point I would like to be a total prick and say that one of the

wonderful

things about playing Mafia with greater-than-72-hour deadlines is that we could be lynching UT right now if we had more than half a day (as opposed to Faraday) right now.

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we have seven hours. can we swing a CES lynch? Shadoweh I know is on board. I definitely am.

show of hands?

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we have seven hours. can we swing a CES lynch? Shadoweh I know is on board. I definitely am.

show of hands?

What changed from your just a few hours ago "we have the scum" post?

oh hey there false dichotomy, haven't seen you in like four posts. missed u babe

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unvote, vote CES

come my flock. let us do this for great justice.

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because I can totally think they're both scum baby

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I don't have evidence, all I have is reads, and I'm more sure of my CES vote as should be evident from like any of my posts on the subject.

baaaaaaaaa

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look at dis nigga ignoring me

come on CES, I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred.

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you keep using this word...evidence....

you literally can't have evidence unless you have a mod-confirmed investigative result, and even then...

I have reads, I think benmage is town and I read that wagon as a rusewagon on town to distract us from the SCUMifom.

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do go on, Tammy. I'm sure this case based on activity since I replaced in will be well-founded and not at all stupid

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I'm sure I'd respond to you if you had something to say, UT.

when you got your scum PM, why did you decide it would be in your best interests to play this game scummy as fuck?

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I've thrown out two scumreads and three or four townreads already

I'm not really sure what your point is here. I have a clear opinion on all of the major wagons for today. what exactly would be the point of me throwing out a bunch of half-baked shit based on sort of kind of wishy washy null reads?

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I would think it was pretty clear that I count you and Tammy as townreads because I'm like, actually trying to get you to go along with me on stuff. I don't negotiate with scum.

I also have a provisional townread on Empire in addition to the aforementioned town read on benmage.

my only strong scumread is on CES and I have a bit of a scum boner for Shadoweh. what else did you want to know?

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I would think it was pretty clear that I count you and Tammy as townreads because I'm like, actually trying to get you to go along with me on stuff. I don't negotiate with scum.

Weren't you just complaining about false dichotomies?

either I think they're town or I think they're scum. I think they're town.

what's option 3?

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bzzt

the answer was "only a sith deals in absolutes"

come on man, I'm softballing this shit in for you

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welcome to the town squad, Zach

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I would think it was pretty clear that I count you and Tammy as townreads because I'm like, actually trying to get you to go along with me on stuff. I don't negotiate with scum.

I also have a provisional townread on Empire in addition to the aforementioned town read on benmage.

my only strong scumread is on CES and I have a bit of a scum boner for Shadoweh. what else did you want to know?

Nacho mama is the one who started the wagon on benmage. How can the benmage wagon be a ruse to save shadoweh and be started by someone you think is town?

one person does not a wagon make. my townreads are perfectly capable of being wrong, by the way. you know, kind of like how your vote on me is shit

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what semantics game?

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@UT: Out of interest, what reference were you making with that image?

that's the crying indian. it's a fairly iconic image

subtext: I think a lot of what you're saying is fake

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serious question, is english not your first language? because that's not at all what semantics means

also the Benmage wagon consisted of Nacho (townread), OGML (wtf is he even doing he's like intentionally trying to not provide content), and Shadoweh (who I've said I have a scumread on) so I'm pretty sure I can claim that a wagon is scumdriven where there are (from my POV) two potential scum on it

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I mean, evidence is a word that it's important that we use correctly. at this stage of the game we can hardly have ACTUAL evidence and that hard absolutely are NOT a thing I throw around lightly. I don't call things absolute that aren't, so I was making the point (as I always do, you can check my meta) that you can't use the word evidence at this time

as far as false dichotomy, I mean that's a logic thing, not a semantic thing

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do go on, Tammy. I'm sure this case based on activity since I replaced in will be well-founded and not at all stupid

The caps response to ces when he voted shadoweh read off, and today instead of just answering a question you played the semantics game.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand just as I expected your reasoning was absolute shit nothing to see here move along

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wouldn't go that far. he says a whole of nothing though.

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NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING EVIDENCE, ME SAYING YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY HAVE EVIDENCE KIND OF ANSWERS THAT QUESTION NOW DOESN'T IT

and yes, it was a false dichotomy. you're implying that of ces and shadoweh only one can be scum. I prefer the ces lynch so I went back to it when deadline was extended

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fuckin konowa making my slot look bad

don't worry town brethren, we can make it through this

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VOTE: Untrod Tripod
Claim!

town roleblocker!

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targeted Empire on night 1

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not everyone claims all their reads up front

I don't know what to tell you, I'm not konowa

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ok you're clearly committed to being a dumbass

unvote, vote Benmage

I know my alignment, I don't know his, I'll at least ACCEPT that lynch because there's a chance he's not town.
my reads are public, try to use them later I guess?
whatever