Mini 1428: Reign of Flame (Game Over)

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Jon_h61
You're going to be an annoying one, aren't you?

[Majiffy]

Suspicions confirmed.

[Majiffy]

Yeah Cryo and Jon can go die horrible ropey deaths.

[Majiffy]

How did cryo offend you, jiffy?

The royal we's.

Also the attack on Mollie for not liking RVS.

[Majiffy]

Just a close approximation.

[Majiffy]

UN can you start adding "with x alive, x to lynch" to the vote counts?

Also deadlines?

[Majiffy]

p-edit: I guess that part's not coded yet... but seriously though, how hard could it be to maintain a level of awareness that you know how many are left and how many it is to lynch? after all, this is a mini game...

I play ~7-10 games concurrently. I'm not going to keep all those numbers floating in my head.

[Majiffy]

I am digging the aesthetics of the OP formatting.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

If we lynch the mod, do we

all

win?

[Majiffy]

A mod has been reached. Lynch, the Uber Goober, has died.

Game is over! The

uprising players

have won the game.

[Majiffy]

Has a mod lynch ever been done?
Would they write their own death scene?

I probably would.

And then modkill all the players on the lynch wagon.

[Majiffy]

I don't believe any two heads in a hydra can ever agree in such a bloc fashion.

[Majiffy]

k so 2 more on Jon so we can quicklynch.

[Majiffy]

k so 2 more on Jon so we can quicklynch.

How headstrong are you going to be with this lynch, Majiffy?

dunnolol

Wanna join?

[Majiffy]

He's going to be really annoying.

[Majiffy]

You two are no fun.

[Majiffy]

What's the reasoning for so many votes on Jon again?

Dragons about?

^ You see? This is not going to get any better, or more tolerable.

[Majiffy]

@ Majiffy Then bring something to the table. Noone can glean anything from your posts, except you don't need any evidence or leads to want a quicklynch.

You haven't said anything that'd convince me to vote, if the wagon wasn't on me. Worse case scenerio, just say it's gut.

1) What have you brought to the table, other than being a wagon target?
2) What should I be bringing to the table on page 2 with nothing to go off other than a reasonless wagon?
3) Nothing gut about it; you haven't posted anything to give me any feel about you other than an assumingly annoying dedication to flavor, which is null.

[Majiffy]

@ Majiffy I assume you're saying I should be outing scum right now, and since I'm not I must be guilty.

No, I'm saying that if you're going to object to something, you'd better as hell not be in the same boat.

I've never played with anyone in this game, and I have no meta except for what I've read recently. I have absolutely nothing to go on yet.

So if we've never played together, I couldn't have any meta on you. And if I don't have anything to pin you on meta-wise, and there's only been two pages, how can you possibly chastise me for "not bringing anything to the table"?

Personally I think you're just going after an "easy" target not caring if you hit scum(dragon?) or not.

Uhhh. 1) How would I know if you're an easy target? 2) If I was just "going for the easy target", wouldn't that mean I'm scum and therefore know if I'm hitting scum or not?

That puts you easily on top of any scum reads I've developed so far.

Funny, because I think this post hits about four or five scumtells.

Lynches are good, reasonless quicklynches waste days we may need later in the game.

+1 more.

[Majiffy]

don't even mind being quicklynched as it might be useful to Town later in the game ... or are you going for some kind of policy lynch?

Little bit of both of the above. But at this point it isn't going to go through, so
UNVOTE: Jon_H61

also, re: Mollie, the meta argument is kind of fucktarded. But worth starting somewhere, eh?

[Majiffy]

If you don't have a RVS, then how do you ever get the game started?

Also, what is a hydra?

Do something worth talking about. Fake claims, speedwagons, etc.

Hydra is an account shared by multiple players.

[Majiffy]

Oh, makes sense. I guess RVS isn't universal, as I thought. That makes the PM wagon seem a lot less valid. PM's reaction still stinks, though.

That is a neat concept, although kind of strange. How common is it?

I don't disagree, but it's not atypical of her. One of the other sites Mollie and I play on, there's a tag specifically for her "melting down", aka freaking out and lashing out at people. Not alignment-based. I do recall thinking she was scum and getting her lynched the first game I played with her based largely on that fact, and she ended up flipping town. If she's scum, it'll become readily apparent soon enough.

Hydras are somewhat common. Becoming moreso recently, I think.

[Majiffy]

But does that make him scum?

I never said it did.

Great job!

This doesn't make sense.

What part of it doesn't make sense to you? Maybe I'll dumb it down to 3rd grade vocabulary for you so you can figure it out.

Christ you guys talk too much, but Majiffy so...

I guess I'll read now?

I didn't know I was such a big draw!

[Majiffy]

So?

[Majiffy]

and if i agree with [Majiffy], I want to automatically think he's town.

And with the added bonus that, if scum, I'll lynch my teamates more accurately than town ever could.

@cooldog, that's a really weak point, as it happens in almost every game on site. It's ridiculously common, and in now way indicative of alignment.

Be mindful of his join date.

[Majiffy]

perhaps I should follow the holy flowchart?

The holy flowchart isn't on anyone atm, but the sentiments are appreciated.

[Majiffy]

We'll see how he rebukes.

[Majiffy]

Wow I just slid that one right on in there. Did you even get a p-edit on that?

[Majiffy]

Welp, I couldn't find the clip I was looking for on youtube, but;

Don't take any gruff from these motherfucking swine, Molla.

[Majiffy]

the reason why unvoting so suddenly is a scum tell in this case (I will agree it is not the most damning in the universe) is because the whole wagon was catching a lot of flack for being scum driven. Then all of a sudden *pop* lets all jump off. I read it as scared that you might get caught as scum on a dumb push.

Did you not read the rest of the post, where I outlined

why

I unvoted?

[Majiffy]

What the hell am I doin heeeeere, I don't beloooong hereeeeee, I don't belooooong hereeeee.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy, you're obviously here because of Mollie.

And Uber Goober!

[Majiffy]

I think that majjify is scummy for pushing so hard on the wagon, then getting caught out on it and backing off.

Caught out on what, exactly?

Are you even reading this game?

[Majiffy]

Again, I'm asking if you're reading the game. Specifically the post where I unvoted.

[Majiffy]

Axxle realizes how dumb he is in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

p-edit: Fuck it, we'll do it live.

[Majiffy]

?

Mollie never said "if and only if", or any phrasing that would indicate the former. In other words, she was giving you a direct yes/no question inquiring if you've played a game with her.

[Majiffy]

your bullshit justifications don't interest me.

What makes them bullshit?

And if my reasons don't interest you, does that mean you're town tunneling or scum sidelining a vote for the day? Answer with haste, please. I'd like to know if I'm filing you away as idiot or retard for the rest of the day.

[Majiffy]

I have never played with you before and if you are going to meta me at least get it the fuck right. I have no fucking idea who you are I am pretty sure I have not played with you unless you are an alt and then you better own the fuck up.

"If you are an alt, fess up" Not "Tell me if I've played with you"

That's really out of context. And IIRC, moving some things around. Let me go fetch the actual quote.

[Majiffy]

... I am pretty sure I have not played with you

,

unless you are an alt

,

and then you better own the fuck up.

Bolded comma additions are mine to clarify.

"Unless you are an alt" was merely her saying that she doesn't know who you are under your current username. Removing that, it reads "I am pretty sure I have not played with you, you better own the fuck up" aka "you need to answer for why you're giving a meta read on me" aka "have we played together before".

And if you got so far as to believe she was saying "tell me if and only if we have played together before", you're obviously not so reading challenged that you didn't

already know this

.

[Majiffy]

So instead of telling her that she's not wrong, you just choose to ignore her? Yeah, that's going to get you far in this game.

[Majiffy]

You're missing the main point; you didn't explain why you're presenting a meta read on a player when it is obvious to both players - and you've not refuted the claim by the other player - that you have never played together.

This necessitates an answer

. You failed to provide. THIS is what Mollie is getting on you for.

[Majiffy]

Apology accepted.

Want to lynch Fuzzy?

[Majiffy]

Well obviously

you

wouldn't, it's against your wincon! You thilly gooth.

[Majiffy]

My read of you is

completely independent

of any reasons for unvote that you can give. You do realize that one can fake reasons to unvote, right? So file me down under retard.

Then please elaborate on your impressive case, because all you've offered is "ERMAGEHRD HE UNVOTED LOLZORZ WAT A SCUMBUT!!!!"

I'll wait.

Majiffy thoughts on CooLDog?

Working on that.

[Majiffy]

The case in brief. Keep in mind that this is day 1 and only what, 10 pages in.
Push quick lynch for shit reasons (He is annoying)
Stay on quick lynch for long time
Town doesn't like quick lynch
Immediately jump off wagon.

That is the case. Not the strongest in the world, but for d1 page 5 or whatever, I think it is pretty good.

Only problem is your lynchpin relies on 3 causing 4. When I've given reasons for 4, that you're patently ignoring because it ruins your entire case.

So you can take your vote off me, dipshit.

[Majiffy]

And as I said you have lied about 4 so yeah.

Prove it.

You can't convince me that your reasons are legit. Simple as that. Don't even try.

I feel like this is on par with the religious fanatics that say because you can't prove (?) evolution, it isn't true...

look at bb and tell me why we shouldn't push his wagon.

Because I like Molla enough to not bother actually trying to read him until later phases of the game.

stop defending yourself all the time and scum hunt, majiffy.

If you pulled your head out of your ass and looked at the things that aren't involving you, you'd realize that I

am

scumhunting.

Also I feel no need to convince you that I'm town. Why are you trying to hold a townread over my head like a dog treat?

[Majiffy]

Also, how does one "lie" about unvoting? It's an action...

[Majiffy]

Cute. I start poking around to see if anyone wants to lynch you, and so you decide to slip a vote in on me.

[Majiffy]

Probably because CoolDog is a scumbutt pushing a pissant case.

[Majiffy]

It's like watching the three stooges.

[Majiffy]

Let's try tomorrow night; I'm highly intoxicated tonight, but I sha'n't be tomorrow lest I play FIFA 13 with a buddy of mine.

[Majiffy]

AJ you wanted to talk; I'm done working until Saturday. Let's talk.

[Majiffy]

Is cooldog worse than that to you?

Yes. Mostly based on the fact that I don't see Molla's play as scummy.

Also, hi Nacho. Glad to see you're town or 3rd-party-killing-role-because-that's-all-you-get.

[Majiffy]

He was mocking CD. I'm in his town pile.

[Majiffy]

I'll hold your hand.

[Majiffy]

On edge, lol.

[Majiffy]

*shrug* Just how you play, I suppose. I don't think "on edge" describes you well, but, as I said, I don't really know how to explain it.

I think on edge is actually the furthest from it; I'm typically quite relaxed.

I'd go with aggressive/abrasive/etc.

[Majiffy]

Oh, are we finally lynching Cryo?

[Majiffy]

Yeah I'll support it.

VOTE: Cryo

[Majiffy]

You should just hop on the Cryo wagon.

[Majiffy]

Shits and giggles.

[Majiffy]

Yeh yeh yeh

[Majiffy]

Yeah Cryo and Jon can go die horrible ropey deaths.

How did cryo offend you, jiffy?

The royal we's.

Also the attack on Mollie for not liking RVS.

Well that was hard to find!

[Majiffy]

Eh, I'm still happy with it.

Also your 342 stinks to high heaven.

[Majiffy]

Pray tell us what stinks about it

You claim I'm voting you without any reasons, and a position that - if it had been correct - would have pinged multiple scumtells. And yet, instead of voting me, you vote for ANG. This leads me to believe that you didn't actually believe in a goddamn thing you said about me, or my vote, because you know I'm not scum.

Once we understand that, your actions make much more sense;
1) You felt ok to disregard my post because there was no case, and thus no clout.
2) You

needed

to respond to ANG, the person who had presented a case, and you

needed

to place a valid vote. Responding to his case and voting him afterwards added the extra punch you needed to weaken the only case made against you thus far.

Ergo, 342 is a scum post, and provably

not

a town post.

[Majiffy]

What the hell am I doin heeeeere, I don't beloooong hereeeeee, I don't belooooong hereeeee.

You'll always be special in our eyes, Maj.

But I'm a creep! I'm a weirdoooooo!

hhhmmm....

[Majiffy]

Please stop speaking in plurality.

Please?

[Majiffy]

Then I have no choice but to continue pressing for your lynch.

[Majiffy]

Not to mention he hasn't had a vote in the first place from his RVS unvote until his Cryo vote...?

I detest RVS and rarely if ever place a vote until it is serious.

[Majiffy]

A pain in the ass. Possibly too boneheaded for scum, but I'm leaning that way on him. Was kind of trying to avoid making any comment on him until I had a firm read but it's getting impossible to dodge the obvious.

[Majiffy]

^ And that's why I didn't want to say anything.

[Majiffy]

I was vaguely bothered by you, but I can't remember why atm.

[Majiffy]

Maestro hop on the Cryo wagon.

[Majiffy]

Oh thank god for a minute I thought I was posting out of my Hydra but then I realized that was a different game. I was about to be really pissed about having to go back and quote all my posts.

[Majiffy]

You probably shouldn't challenge myself and Maestro to a top-of-the-page post race.

[Majiffy]

Welp, now it's on.

[Majiffy]

y

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

KNOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABCS
NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME.

[Majiffy]

kk

[Majiffy]

I was going to make a sarcastic comment about it only being like page x but then I scrolled down and saw what page we're on.

Can we just lynch Cryo already? Good god.

[Majiffy]

Yey.

[Majiffy]

I think that's L-1. Can't be certain, though, because FUCKING UBER NEVER LETS US KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.

[Majiffy]

If you flip town, I'm looking at Maestro.

[Majiffy]

Maestro's appearance on the wagon was marked with a lot of buddying up to me and mimicry.
Fuzzy's actions are relatively bad and he gives me some scum vibes as well, but not as strongly as Maestro's actions.
Molla strikes me as townish this game, as does Aj.

[Majiffy]

Do you mean Molla and not Mollie? I haven't bothered reading Mollie yet.

[Majiffy]

This head didn't like mollie's earlier reactions, but we don't agree on what those reactions mean and the other head is usually smarter.

Give me some quotes, I'll try to make sense of them for you.

VOTE: Maestro
Definitely a better lynch for the day.

[Majiffy]

If there's one thing to be said about Maestro, at least he sheeped me, eh?


Eh?

Eh...?





Yeah?

[Majiffy]

Shit happens.

[Majiffy]

You could just

not

be paranoid about me.

[Majiffy]

Nah, Molla's town.

[Majiffy]

People, people, lets lynch Maestro.

[Majiffy]

So tempted to lolhammer, but I don't want to be mcqueen.

[Majiffy]

Jon - Yes.

[Majiffy]

I cannot find the proper emoticon face to express my inner turmoil right now.

[Majiffy]

Ok let me try to lay this on you guys.

[Majiffy]

It's like this



With a bit of this



With just a touch of this




That finishes....

Like this.


VOTE: ANG

[Majiffy]

Can we lynch Maestro now?

[Majiffy]

This is some really gruesome, dark flavor Uber.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Cooldog

[Majiffy]

I'm thinking Hunter is a vig-type and Ranger is a watcher/tracker type.

[Majiffy]

In fact, the strategy was to find Majiffy's alignment and sheep the shit out of him the rest of the game

This is a good strategy. Don't give up on it now!

Cryo - Yes, obviously he is claiming that.

[Majiffy]

AJ does your role PM indicate anything about your communication being subject to occurrences in the game?

[Majiffy]

Molla wot r u doo'n.

[Majiffy]

ITT Venmar is claiming Molester role.

[Majiffy]

:O

[Majiffy]

ZzZzZzZzZz

[Majiffy]

I don't like the initial reasons Maestro gives for believing the claim though, "Lansdown" could easily be in a scum PM even if UN hadn't mentioned it yet.

This for days.

[Majiffy]

That'd be pretty fucking punk. ANARCHY IN THE LANSDOWN.

[Majiffy]

And suspect. Mostly because CD was already a scumbutt to begin with.

[Majiffy]

#1 I never said I was power role. I simply said that hunter and ranger are probably different and one is a power role. You are the ones who forced me up to l-1 and forced a claim. But whatever.

You said one was VT...

We can lynch this liar-in-his-own-web now.

[Majiffy]

Spoiler:

No.

LOOOOOL

[Majiffy]

You forgot you were in a mafia game while addressing a joke to a mod of a mafia game about their game.

...

[Majiffy]

Son, are you on the pot?

[Majiffy]

Yeah, that's right Uber. Fuck your top-of-the-page bullshit.

[Majiffy]

Molla y u do deez tings.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

NO, but if we were we'd be awesome - right Jiff?

Yeah I have this nagging feeling we'd make such a great scum team... I wonder why that hasn't ever happened before...

what am I missing

It's just a flavor thing. And Hunter was probably some kind of vig.

CD is scum mollie....vote him.

Also this.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Good god that flavor. It's like a car wreck you can't take your eyes off. When are you writing a book, UN?

VOTE: Cryo
All aboard.

[Majiffy]

Why not.

[Majiffy]

Wait nvm

1) Maestro was far too eager to believe CD was town for the Lansdown thing. Good partner here.

2) Molla's unexplained, bullshit attempt to start a different wagon:

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Venmar

then he hops back on later.
Then he hops back off:

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Mollie

Then hammers the bus:

UNVOTE:
VOTE: CD

VOTE: BBMolla

[Majiffy]

Oh wait Venmar was the hammer.

Well either way, that D2 voting record...

[Majiffy]

Maestro and Molla brah.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Maestro
Lets go with the common denominator.

[Majiffy]

Venmar don't put me in the awful position of actually having to read 3 ISOs right next to each other.

[Majiffy]

That vote may change, come Tuesday. Don't get too attached to it.

[Majiffy]

why?

I have maestro in my unsure leaning scum pile too

Because I have a lot of reading to do, and I want to make sure I pick the best bet.

I'm the Lansdown Armorer, as long as I live my passive ability allows others to keep fighting

that's why I believed CooLDog and I said that when I said I believed him

obviously the partner is setting me up, but I'm V/LA this weekend so this's kindof all I can offer

Why would you claim when no one has stated intent and there was a strong possibility the wagon on you would dissipate?

[Majiffy]

I'm thinking jon, Cryo, Majjify are all town looking at CD's iso. I'm a bit VLA for the weekend I'll reread and place my vote on Monday but my initial reaction might be Venmar or Molla busing.

Molla.

[Majiffy]

I'm not sure I understand the reasons for your vote.

[Majiffy]

UNVOTE: Maestro
VOTE: BBMolla

[Majiffy]

@Majiffy - I think I just noticed... but is your name an interesting word play of the word major and the word Iffy? Is it supposed to mean "Majorly Iffy"?

#notgamerelated

No, it's actually a (sorta) phonetic pronunciation of MJFI, the initials of my stage name for music. British bloke I used to forum it up with all the time made it up, and it stuck.

Not hard for scum to get correct reads on those they want on their side.

Pretty sure Molla was town in the audio game, and that's the point of the connection Mollie is trying to make here.

Still disagree, though. Molla is a little scumbutt.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Maestro

[Majiffy]

Nice page snipe btw, brah.

[Majiffy]

Whenever anyone wants to hammer, it'd be cool to have one less game to pay attention to for a little bit.

[Majiffy]

Probably.

[Majiffy]

Let me know how that goes for you.

[Majiffy]

What changed your mind in regards to compromise?

[Majiffy]

Such that you would sideline your vote for the day?

Uber can we get a deadline please?

[Majiffy]

Uber can we get a deadline please?

I suppose if you really

want

one, I could give you one.

-grumbles-

Soo... where is it?

[Majiffy]

Actually I agree with Cryo, lets go with tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

Did you seriously just suggest lynching half the players in the game merely for being on your wagon?

[Majiffy]

Oh boy, you really shut me down there!

[Majiffy]

How about Molla?

[Majiffy]

I refuse to budge, then.

[Majiffy]

Oh fuck I could have sniped that too.

[Majiffy]

I feel like we have all explained our votes on Maestro sufficiently, and you should probably just go re-read if you're confused.

Unless, that is, you are aware of all the explanations, in which case, I am confused as to why you aren't arguing against them, if you believe they aren't good reasons.

[Majiffy]

1. You don't feel that giving a now-flipped-scum the "OK" on completely bullshit reasons isn't enough to merit voting said person?
2. Why would I lynch town to strengthen a scum read on a player who is already at L-1?
3. Molla is weaker than Maestro, but he's had bad interactions with CD.
4. We had a scum flip. It's now time to buckle down and look for associative tells. These are more prominent than individual reads.

[Majiffy]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not to mention you made a link between the two, saying

you would look into Maestro if CryoNudist flipped town

, so from your PoV

Cryo is a better lynch since it would make the Maestro read stronger

.

>Already have a Maestro scum read.
>In order for Cryo lynch to strengthen read of Maestro [scum], Cryo would have to flip town.
>Why would I lynch town to strengthen a scum read?

[Majiffy]

Reading comprehension, my dear boy, it will serve you well.

[Majiffy]

What, on Maestro's part?

[Majiffy]

Venmar have you been huffing glue?

[Majiffy]

I have a scum read, call him player X.
There is an associative tell that if player Y flips town, player X is scum. This is independent of my scum read on player X.
You are proposing that I lynch player Y to strengthen my player X scum read. This requires player Y to flip town.
You are asking me to lynch a town player to strengthen a scum read

I already have

on a player

that could just as easily be lynched without losing a town player

What the fuck part of this is not computing in your brain?

[Majiffy]

What, on Maestro's part?

Mollie

[Majiffy]

UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO FOLLOW A LOGICAL PATH THAT NECESSITATES CRYOTOWN TO STRENGTHENNNFKABSDGFIABSANLDFSKABHYNDKLAEBSAS


GET THE FUCK OUT.
GO TAKE A LOGIC COURSE.
COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

[Majiffy]

Lets say I have what I believe to be a cake. I just want to eat the fucking cake. Eating it will tell me, for sure, 100%, if it is a cake or not. But I already believe very strongly that it is a cake. It has cake-like properties.

I also have what may be a cake, or may be a pie. I know that if I eat it, and it tastes like pie, then the other thing that I have is most definitely a cake.

You think I should eat what-may-be-a-pie to prove that the thing I believe is a cake is actually a cake. In order for this to work, however, what-may-be-a-pie has to actually be a pie.

I don't want to eat pie. I want to eat cake. Let me eat cake.

[Majiffy]

What, on Maestro's part?

Mollie

majiffy

Answer the question please. This is about the town flail.

[Majiffy]

Maestro - I don't think what-may-be-pie is pie, I just think it's stupid to coinflip in the hopes that what-may-be-pie turns out to be pie, just so that I can say HA! and enjoy my cake, which I could very easily just enjoy without the pie.

Mollie - Can you show me a history of ScumMaestro self-voting? Otherwise I'm not feeling that justification as being enough to merit anything more than "well at least he hasn't given up!"

[Majiffy]

stating intent to hammer

slip slip slip up guess who I learned this from

maestro

Wow what the fuck is this post.

[Majiffy]

Maestro - yeah, but that doesn't tell me why

you

would self-vote as scum.
Mollie - No, you're wrong. You're like really blatantly obviously wrong. Maestro was CLEARLY referring to himself and Venmar in regards to me.

[Majiffy]

Cooldog slipping was what caused Cooldog's death. Let's not be naive.

[Majiffy]

No I thought he claimed a passive PR.

[Majiffy]

When I flip Armorer

[Majiffy]

Actually if you read the death flavor for CD, the dragons were here first. So TECHNICALLY there was peace tranquility etc. UNTIL THE HUMANS.

Just sayin'.

[Majiffy]

CryoNudist is scum, I don't know how you think he's town and you have refused to say why. Right now, you should understand that you haven't explained much and I couldn't ( kind of still can't ) comprehend how you could think Cryo to be town. You had him as a scumread for a good bit of the game, and even tried to push his lynch earlier this day, but you then flipped the read without even mentioning why and then you call him 100% town. You can't call me unreasonable in this circumstance.

I don't think he's town. I said a town flip on Cryo would strengthen the argument for Maestro scum. I have a scum read on Maestro. You're asking me to lynch Cryo to strengthen my scum read on Maestro. The only way that would work is if Cryo is town. Thus from the argument you're making, you're asking me to lynch a townie instead of scum, just to strengthen a scum read on a player that is already at L-1.

tl;dr you're an idiot.

[Majiffy]

I'll play BB's favorite game with you while we wait for your mislynch to go through...
who is Scum if I'm not?

BB and Cryo.

[Majiffy]

But you look a lot like cake.

[Majiffy]

I'm very sensitive about my weight problem

[Majiffy]

Shut up, cake.

[Majiffy]

Cakes don't fucking talk.

Fucking cakes.

[Majiffy]

Ok I'm not waiting for someone to post.

[Majiffy]

Page sniped, bitch.

[Majiffy]

Oh right 5 more posts.

Fuck it, I'm going to bed. I can't even math right now.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Hip hip

Tally ho

[Majiffy]

Hard to say what is I see in you
Wonder if I'll always be with you
Words can't say and
I can't do
Enough to prove
It's all for youuuuuu

[Majiffy]

Mollie join the Flowchartians.

[Majiffy]

Uber has been very careful not to allude to any sort of deadline whatsoever since the start of the game.

I think I've pestered him at least three times about it, now.

[Majiffy]

TIME FER US TUH MAKE OWUR OWN DEDLYNES 'ROUND HEEY'R.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

She deliberately avoids sheeping me.

[Majiffy]

That's also why she won't joint he Order of the Flowchart

[Majiffy]

No one wants to sheep Majiffy anymore.

[Majiffy]

Ooh, ooh! Do it, do it!

[Majiffy]

UnVote

VOTE: Maestro

We were torn on the MaestroWagon, but this shit is solid Town posting if we've ever read it.

Vote:Maestro

This isn't the case with Maestro.

Elaborate. I see a pretty clear line with Maestro's role and an already claimed role.

[Majiffy]

Which one?

I want to hear your explanation first.

[Majiffy]

You scared him away.

[Majiffy]

Venmar please remind me with a link to your post as to where to pick up, I'm going to sleep.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy, you were wrong and I was right, I want an apology.

I am never wrong, I'm just sometimes not right.

That means Pirate Mollie, BBMola, and Axxle are the last possible scum. 2 of them are scum, I like the odds of that.

Where Majiffy?

Sorry, long night.

And I'm ok with this list.

VOTE: Molla

[Majiffy]

I'm not lynching for info, I'm lynching for scum.

[Majiffy]

CryoNudist [4] -

Approximately Normal Guy

, Majiffy,

fuzzybutternut

,

Maestro

CryoNudist [4] -

fuzzybutternut

,

Maestro

, BBmolla,

Aj the Epic

I think this is the most interesting wagon of all of them. ANG and I get off, BBMolla hops on to keep it relevant in hopes that ANG and I will get back on.

BB scum flip confirms Cryo town.

[Majiffy]

I'd still rather lynch Axxle.

Same...jiffy is a bit bull-headed though.

[Majiffy]

Flop flop flop.

VOTE: Axxle

I guess I'm taking the backseat for a little bit.

[Majiffy]

I await with bated breath.

[Majiffy]

We are going to assume that Ven, AJ, and jon are all town...and for good reason. That leaves Jiffy, PM, and Axxle in the scumpool and almost certainly 2/3 scum.

So, here's the VCA:
D1:
He's on the jon wagon
He's on the Cryo wagon
He's on the Maesto wagon
He's on the mislynch wagon

RVS Wagon.
Wagon on a scumread
Wagon on a scumread
Wagon on the day's lynch when no other wagon was viable.

From our POV, all those wagons are wagons on town (at least 3 for sure). We are guessing/hoping (as PM is currently one of our favorites on the site) that scum-Axxle got on ANG and never got off while Jiffy brought up the rear with the hammer. Though he was asked for it from town-Nacho, he says he wanted to hammer but didn't want to look bad for it and then brought us a BS hammer post (though it WAS funny as hell).

Well at least you enjoyed it.

Anyway - So 1 RVS wagon, 1 wagon on a scumread (incorrect), 1 wagon on a scumread (unflipped), 1 wagon that was going through anyway
I fail to see your problem here.

Moving on;

D2:
Either CD's wagon was all town, we are completely fooled by AJ, Venmar, and/or Jon, or Jiffy is the only person left on the wagon that could have bussed.

I feel like there are a number of possibilities in the above more likely than your ultimate conclusion.

D3:
Jiffy is on the mislynch wagon again

D4:
...and again

On two scumreads. And I

pushed

both of those wagons.

Explain to me how this is scumplay?

We've said before and after reading again, we stand by that we don't think Axxle and PM are scum together. PM's recent hammers have been...uh...less than stellar, but the common denominator remains Jiffy.

So you think Axxle is scum, I'm his partner, I'm currently bussing him, I bussed CD, and I pushed heavily for two mislynches.

I'm at a loss for words.

[Majiffy]

Civilian.

[Majiffy]

Sorry I went off of memory?

[Majiffy]

Where's your vote, anyway?