Newbie 1342 - Over

[Majiffy]

Hello Jason, Deb.

[Majiffy]

Fine, Deb, don't say hi.

also let me tell everyone right now that i don't intend to write a colossal amount explaining why i'm town and why the person i'm voting is mafia. just trust me, i'm usually right.

Lol

[Majiffy]

IC is always right

Lol, unless IC is dumb or scum. y u no account for these factors?

[Majiffy]

Doo doo doo I'll read this tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: HadMatter

[Majiffy]

Neither.

[Majiffy]

24 and 54.

66 wasn't too good, either.

[Majiffy]

It'd help to state reasons if you want people to vote where you want them to.

[Majiffy]

I'm not the one asking people to place votes.

Also, you haven't

made

a case, so nothing I do can either help or hurt it.

[Majiffy]

It's not called sheeping, it's called following the flow-chart.

[Majiffy]

It's totally sheeping. that flow chart has some inaccuracies.

Now, now; lying is bad.

[Majiffy]

Policy lynches are only useful if you don't have any scum reads, Ms.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy isn't actually obvi-scum but not explaning votes and trying to help me lynch them seems off.

Good backpedaling. Really looks town.

[Majiffy]

Good backpedaling. Really looks town.

When I say obvi-scum, and there's no scum cop result, then I tend to be joking. It's my meta. Like yours is being generally unhelpful.[/quote]

I think Maj is obvi scum but I can't vote him because I already used up my OMGUS during RVS. Someone help me out?

By the way, you helping me lynch you doesn't help your case.

If you claim these posts are just "joking", you have contributed an absolute amount of zero to this game thus far.

If you claim they aren't, then we're back to you backpedaling; and now lying to try to cover it up.

You can eat rope now.

[Majiffy]

Keep kissing my ass, maybe I'll put you in the flow chart.

[Majiffy]

You'll learn.

[Majiffy]

Just making sure but the above is sarcasm ain't it jiffy?

Wonder what would give you

that

impression.

[Majiffy]

It's going to be funny when Deb and Jason start trying to lynch each other because

this here town's not big enough fer the two of us, sonny.

[Majiffy]

You should move your vote to Hatter, Jason.

[Majiffy]

24 and 54.

66 wasn't too good, either.

[Majiffy]

Plus probably more since that post.

[Majiffy]

Oh yeah and his whole backpedaling thing, and then OMGUSing me when he couldn't defend against my arguments.

Basically, his whole ISO.

[Majiffy]

kk

[Majiffy]

Nero and Korranth, stop circle-jerking and participate with the rest of the game.

[Majiffy]

Your vote is still conspicuously placed on Nero. And if Nero is anything like I'm discerning he is, he's going to keep tunneling you until you remove it, and probably a short bit thereafter. So help us all and find a new home for your vote. Like HadMatter.

[Majiffy]

I've given plenty of reasons to vote HadMatter. Maybe if you read the thread...

[Majiffy]

... I

am

voting you.

[Majiffy]

Ok let me word this a little simpler for you, since apparently you don't brain cell too good.

At the bottom of this page there is a "display posts by user:" followed by a drag-down prompt and a plus sign in brackets. Press the plus sign. Drag-down "majiffy" in one, and "hadmatter" in the other. Click go. Read.

If you still feel I haven't elaborated quite fully - and without a single refuted point therein - on why Had is scum and you should be voting him, then by all means, please state my case as you see it, providing quotations or post count numbers to cite, and I will not belittle you the rest of the game.

[Majiffy]

My point is you gave no analysis just some posts that you "didn't like" and "LOL his whole ISO". Why didn't you like it? What makes that scummy to you? Share with the class your thoughts.

Now, now, you didn't do what I asked you to, now did you?

I didn't think so.

[Majiffy]

Welp, now I have to make that my avatar. Thanks, asshole.

[Majiffy]

Unless one of them is Had, then lolnoyouaren't.

[Majiffy]

You should place a vote on the little scumbutt.

[Majiffy]

Why is it so important to you that we build votes on him?

Because my win condition is to eliminate threats to the town.

You seem to have been tunnelling for almost half the game.

Well, he

is

basically claiming scum ITT.

[Majiffy]

He quoted for truth a post that called him a scumbutt, and requested a vote on himself.

[Majiffy]

180's analysis doesn't fit the final reads whatsoever.

Completely manufactured, actions don't make sense from a town perspective (voting bab is survivalistic in nature because he doesn't want to OMGUS me), also a lot of deflection and empty claims such as his QFT "reaction test" where he says there are good and bad reactions but doesn't elaborate on why each is good or bad, and calling a lot of people on the wagon "contentless" without really pointing out why their posts are void of content...

Yeah, we can give him the hammer.

[Majiffy]

I really like this fucking Nero guy.

[Majiffy]

Good god someone hammer this retard.

[Majiffy]

He's had enough, do the deed.

[Majiffy]

Good god how has he not been hammered yet.

Someone fucking do it and I swear I will call you town till at least day 3.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

...infers that he isn't scared to be in the spotlight, and thus, isn't likely scum.

Not a towntell fyi.

[Majiffy]

Keep playing the way you do, and you'd find yourself immersed in wealth beyond your wildest dreams.

[Majiffy]

First.

[Majiffy]

504 Gateways make me want to...

[Majiffy]

Lets just run off the assumption that scum tried to kill me, and either JK or doc protected my ass.

If cop has a guilty, out it and gogogo. Otherwise... I'll probably know who to lynch after a few minutes of intensely staring at the final VC.

[Majiffy]

Marangal is town. Deb is town.
Nero isn't a bad lynch. Babushka isn't a bad lynch.

ISO time.

[Majiffy]

First String Scumbutts (aka "Bad Hatteractions Gang")
{babushka, JasonWazza}

Second String Scumbutts (aka "Unlikable Little Twits")
{Nero, korranth}


Somewhere in those four is the game.

[Majiffy]

You guys go ahead and chew on all that for a while. I have a busy four or five days ahead of me. I'll poke my head in occasionally.

[Majiffy]

It's called bussing.

[Majiffy]

WHy would anyone bus their partner by page 4 and stick it for 5 more pages till a lynch?

You got on the wagon for a bit of distancing, it suddenly found itself at L-1 with intent, and you would have looked scummier getting off.

[Majiffy]

More discussion please. Just because one player is waiting on a response from another doesn't mean the rest of you sods are done speaking, poking, prodding and questioning each other.

[Majiffy]

ZzZzZzZzZzZz

[Majiffy]

Quicklynches usually do the trick.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Babushka

[Majiffy]

Out of the two options available, Babushka had poor interactions with flipped scum. Korranth is just scummy in his own rite.

[Majiffy]

By poor interactions you mean voted scum extremely early and pressured them in a fashion that new scum doesn't usually do? Yeah, she did do that.

You're going to have to elaborate on your opinions with quotes and sentiments if you want me to take this post seriously.

This post is scummy as fuck. I'll have to look at Nero's slot now.
Andhere's him going for the town cred after Theminnow flips town. Note that

he's still voting theminnow

Anyway I suggest we lynch TIN first just to make sure, but I think this hawk dude is our last scum.

[Majiffy]

hahaha, how many votes does minnow have on him? I actually want to place mine, but I don't want to hammer unintentionally

4.

But do it anyway, TIN just fucked his slot.

[Majiffy]

hahaha, how many votes does minnow have on him? I actually want to place mine, but I don't want to hammer unintentionally

4.

But do it anyway, TIN just fucked his slot.

Can I vote myself without being shunned into eternity by the elitist mafia community? If so I'll do so and get into another game.

Yes.

[Majiffy]

No.

You cannot seriously consider allowing a troll to WIFOM the game into oblivion.

WHICH IS IT.

I will listen to the highest ranking wizard-orc.

The flowchart knows all. Follow the flowchart.

@Majiffy: I am still voting for him because there is nobody else to vote for and, although he may not be scum, is very anti-town. Also, next time you tell me that my only two posts that have content on them are scummy, could you at least explain both of them.

Fairly certain I did, actually, explain them. Which part of you being a little scumbutt didn't you grok?

[Majiffy]

....

why would anyone have to provide you a summary of the game? you didn't even ask you for a summary so. Replacing in sucks, yeah I know, and catching up is a pain but at the very least do something or I will hammer

Stop feeding the trolls and hammer.

[Majiffy]

It's a shame she's town then, eh TIN?

[Majiffy]

Explain why I'm town Jiffy

Interactions with the Hatter and his wagon.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy another suspect right here.

Shhh, your idiot is showing.

I'm town because I openly defended scum? how does that work out?

Not scum-scum interactions. Also a newbie buddy doesn't vehemently defend their definitely-going-down teammate like that.

[Majiffy]

Right.

Are you going to hammer yourself already?

[Majiffy]

You haven't actually read the flowchart, have you?

[Majiffy]

Probably for the same reason you're posting in this game.

[Majiffy]

For the lols?

[Majiffy]

We can hear from hawklander when you're dead. You have trolled and WIFOMed the thread where the only possible use you now serve, if town, is as easy lynchbait at LYLO. You're now priority lynch number one.

[Majiffy]

Yes, because I can't resist putting my penis into everything with a vagina.

[Majiffy]

Well that was uneventful.

[Majiffy]

And no refutation? Ok.

VOTE: Hawk

[Majiffy]

General gist: I power lynched scum d1, all smart townies are sheeping me d2.

[Majiffy]

I said all

smart

townies, Jason.

[Majiffy]

They have a chance to rectify their shortcomings, the day isn't over yet.

[Majiffy]

You realize you just sound like an egotistical ass right?

Why do you always internet so seriously?

[Majiffy]

Yeah I'm cool with that.

[Majiffy]

^

[Majiffy]

Hawk came out like a little scumbutt so he's worth driving home before we consider any other options.

Besides, we've got mislynches to spare. Time to cut the chaff.

[Majiffy]

Indeed.

[Majiffy]

This game won't be over before Easter, I can guarantee you that.

Maybe before June.

[Majiffy]

Yes, but unless I'm nailing both scum in a row there's no way this game will be over in under a month. Not with, what, week long night phases and three week day phases?

[Majiffy]

This post is scummy as fuck. I'll have to look at Nero's slot now.
Andhere's him going for the town cred after Theminnow flips town. Note that

he's still voting theminnow

[Majiffy]

And somewhere in his ISO he admits I'm right and also gives a caught-scum post of "you're calling my only two posts with content scummy!"

[Majiffy]

^ Those two are separate occurrences and should not be read as being involved with each other on any logical level.

[Majiffy]

Also, next time you tell me that my only two posts that have content on them are scummy, could you at least explain both of them.

@Majiffy: My bad, I reread it again and missed the other explanation.

[He doesn't refute]

[Majiffy]

And somewhere in his ISO he admits I'm right

WHY DID YOU FEED HIS EGO?!?!?!?!

[Majiffy]

Mara I won't hold it against you if you just quickhammer the summabitch.

[Majiffy]

He was trolling in other games - plural - so Occam's Razor tends to disqualify the argument that he fucked up and then started trolling. His stated intent in all the games he was in was to troll.

[Majiffy]

don't make me decide between the two of you :<

I'm the better looking one, so you should probably side with me.

[Majiffy]

The ego, you mus'nt stroke it!

[Majiffy]

Holy shit Deas I was just looking over your wiki... you roll scum like 60+% of the time

[Majiffy]

Policy lynch Deas every time you play a game with him, he's 60% scum :3

That's what I'm thinking.

[Majiffy]

Oh.

What a major let-down.

[Majiffy]

Rofl

[Majiffy]

Look for motivation behind players' posts. Try to discern if a townie would - and under what circumstances they would - make those posts.

If it makes more sense for scum to make those posts, start pressuring them. Then try to see if they crack under pressure.

[Majiffy]

I refer everyone to my newest link in my signature.

[Majiffy]

Psst, go don the super sweet OFC avatar.