Micro 136: Bork's NFL UPick
Reviewer: Quadz08
Flavor (i promise it's not bortrax):
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"Gentlemen," greeted NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. "Take a seat."
As the nine NFL owners filed into the room, Goodell clasped his hands behind his back. As soon the last of the nine filed into a chair, he continued.
"As you're no doubt aware, the Players' Union, a few years back, filed a suit against the league, claiming that certain owners colluded with each other during the 2010 season to impose an artificial salary cap, thereby shaving off, oh I don't know, around a billion dollars in player salaries. The suit was thrown out, but I've received a little tip that perhaps the courts might just have gotten it wrong that day.
"Now hey, far be it for me to get all up in arms about shaving a little cream off the top," Goodell said with a chuckle. A couple of the others allowed nervous ghosts of smiles to creep onto their faces.
Goodell's look turned cold again. "But you forgot our little arrangement, didn't you?" Goodell said to no one in particular. "Ol' uncle Rog' was not let in on this little scheme. And I'm afraid I just can't abide such a lapse in judgment." His look turned predatory. "
"So here's what we're gonna do." Goodell looked around the room. "
He shrugged. "Well,
As the nine NFL owners filed into the room, Goodell clasped his hands behind his back. As soon the last of the nine filed into a chair, he continued.
"As you're no doubt aware, the Players' Union, a few years back, filed a suit against the league, claiming that certain owners colluded with each other during the 2010 season to impose an artificial salary cap, thereby shaving off, oh I don't know, around a billion dollars in player salaries. The suit was thrown out, but I've received a little tip that perhaps the courts might just have gotten it wrong that day.
"Now hey, far be it for me to get all up in arms about shaving a little cream off the top," Goodell said with a chuckle. A couple of the others allowed nervous ghosts of smiles to creep onto their faces.
Goodell's look turned cold again. "But you forgot our little arrangement, didn't you?" Goodell said to no one in particular. "Ol' uncle Rog' was not let in on this little scheme. And I'm afraid I just can't abide such a lapse in judgment." His look turned predatory. "
And
I've narrowed it down to two of the nine of you in this room."So here's what we're gonna do." Goodell looked around the room. "
You
are going to tell me who's behind all this. Maybe I already know. Maybe I don't. If you guys manage to come to the correct conclusion, I'll make sure that everything is put right. But if you don't..."He shrugged. "Well,
someone's
got to take the fall here."Player List:
1. FuDuzn
2. Grizzlegom
3. jmo16mla
4. Rondar
Lincolm
5. Salamence20
Mac
6. Majiffy
7. MP5
8. RachMarie
9. Seanald
italics
= awaiting replacementAlive:
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1. FuDuzn,
The Chicago Bears, Town Aligned Neighbor Even-Night Redirector
6. Majiffy,
The Buffalo Bills, Town Aligned 1-shot Commuter
Dead:
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3. jmo16mla,
The New Orleans Saints, Mafia Aligned Jailkeeper,
was lynched Day 1.7. MP5,
The Philadelphia Eagles, Town Aligned Universal Backup,
was killed Night 1.8. RachMarie,
The San Francisco 49ers, Town Aligned Ascetic,
was lynched Day 2.4. Rondar,
The New England Patriots, Town Aligned Odd-Night Tracker,
was killed Night 2.9. Seanald,
The Dallas Cowboys, Self Aligned 1-shot Bulletproof Survivor,
was lynched Day 3.5. Salamence20,
The Green Bay Packers, Town Aligned Neighbor Cheese Vendor,
was killed Night 3.2. Grizzlegom,
The Miami Dolphins, Mafia Aligned Godfather,
was lynched Day 4.Modkilled:
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Events:
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