Micro 136: Bork's NFL UPick (Game Over)

[Majiffy]

WIDE RIGHT BITCHES.

JUST LIKE THE BILLS, I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL (LYLO) AND THEN LOSE DRASTICALLY!

WOOOOOOOOOOoooooo! WE'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR, BUFFALO!

[Majiffy]

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VOTE: majiffy
I'm still not over our last encounter.

Hey, man, I don't distribute the roles, man.

Unless I'm the mod. Then I guess I do.

[Majiffy]

Lincolm I just found out your old avatar was Slenderman.

[Majiffy]

Poor Lincolm.

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D:

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I...

...







D:

[Majiffy]

Good god why did I sign up for this

[Majiffy]

Bork, I'm sorry, but it seems some of your players are suffering from brain damage that may or may not have been induced by the multiple concussions they received while playing football.

with their bedroom walls.

[Majiffy]

Rofl.

[Majiffy]

Actually I don't like football, but I like UPick setups and the mod is awesome ♥

Pretty much this.

[Majiffy]

I love Football,



Association.

[Majiffy]

Oh good, one word Lincolm and I actually use in common.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy, you have three votes, are any of those votes worthy of suspicion at all?

wut?

[Majiffy]

Oh the wagon.

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IDK I'll look at it tomorrow. Probably not, though.

[Majiffy]

None of those voters have left any kind of imprint in my mind, so no, I don't reckon there's a real problem with any of their votes.

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VOTE: jmo

[Majiffy]

Someone's gotta set the trends around here.

Where do you think all the Hint: / Protip:

[insert sarcasm here]

came from?

[Majiffy]

I disagree.

[Majiffy]

I'm not seeing a single good post in his ISO. And I'm seeing a handful of things I don't like.

[Majiffy]

Finally! I've been waiting for someone to actually bring up game related content. Town points for mp5.

VOTE: grizzlegom

That's usefull.

By town points, I mean two points out of like 100. still town points none the less.

And in RVS, there really is no "wagon" as the purpose of RVS Isn't to lynch It's to create discussion.

VOTE: jmo

Is voting without saying anything else the new thing?

[Majiffy]

Lol.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Turquoise Jeep - "I Like To Dance"

[Majiffy]

I was just reading the game and saw everyone still posting about football, so I was just like eh. nothing important. ... staying in RVS only leaves time for scum to get comfortable.

Lol.

[Majiffy]

Okay, so chop and screw my quote to make it look bad.

I'm a politician at heart.

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Jmo, why do you accuse Majiffy of twisting your words....and then vote Grizzle?

This would have been the correct response:
VOTE: Majiffy

Speaking of correct responses: why?

[Majiffy]

AW SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING WAGON ON ME, FUCK, AW DAMNIT GUYS GET OFF AWWWW

[Majiffy]

Still waiting on reasons for that vote, FuDu.

[Majiffy]

Well to answer both of you questions, he did try to twist Jmo's words.

Explain.

true, but it is only day 1. I have never seen town lose if we keep Majiffy around for at least the first couple of days, after that then I will be happy to lynch him, because by then I will have figured out that he is for sure scum.

WIFOM, it's magically delicious.

[Majiffy]

Seanald vote is a good vote.

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Well to answer both of you questions, he did try to twist Jmo's words.

Explain.

Still waiting FuDu.

[Majiffy]

That didn't really answer the question, that kind of just restated why you voted me while beating around the bush.

I want quotes and definitive statements from you.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy is playing Majiffy-ish. This is how he plays, doesn't give a fuck ever, just wants people to bus him. As far as I seen, that makes him null/town. I do agree with RM (WIFOM aside) because Majiffy can be a very good asset if he is town. Majiffy, who is your top scumread and why should I bus you?

I think the word you're looking for is "sheep".

Also,
1) Stop buddying me
2) You can place your vote on either jmo or Seanald.

[Majiffy]

Jester, Lyncher, Survivor, SK, cult, etc.

Lots of 3rd party possibilities. Less likely in a Micro, though, for balancing purposes.

[Majiffy]

It's just jmo protecting his buddy in a time of need.

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Sure. But just because roles exist doesn't mean they're town, or that the player isn't fakeclaiming.

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Like seriously, who the hell says "wow! a

real

role! he must be town!"

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It's heavily implied by defending against his detractors with "his role seems valid". No one has said anything to the contrary.

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Majiffy, that was a non-bias report of your play based on what I've seen. Are you telling me you don't boast about how amazing you are as town? That is why you made that flowchart. I was in the game that you created that flowchart. Do you think RM was buddying? Because I pretty much said everything she said about you.

Yeah, but RM actually has reasons to kiss my ass, after some recent games. Why are

you

sucking up to me?

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Sheeping me because "experienced" is entirely sucking up. My experience doesn't dictate my alignment.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy can be a very good asset if he is town. Majiffy, who is your top scumread and why should I [sheep] you?

Right then. Lynch all liars?

[Majiffy]

No but it applies as "I would like to sheep you and am looking to lay all the burden of my scummy sheeping behavior onto you by saying 'well he gave good reasons!'".

[Majiffy]

I like it if people sheeped me because I'm

town

...

Bastard.

[Majiffy]

Also, I'm late, but 'soccer' is the real football bros.

A+ posting, would read again.

[Majiffy]

wait. what?

[Majiffy]

If you're going where I think you're going with this, you were lying when you said you read the game "very carefully".

[Majiffy]

So, now, clarify.

[Majiffy]

The epicmafia community was lame and I hope this one isn't.

/end discussion

Since we're into explaining jokes, care to explain yours?

Yeah EM has sucked for a while.

And what joke?

[Majiffy]

If you honestly think that I could come up with a plan like that, not to mention it working, that is poor thinking.

How do you feel about a JMO or a Rondar wagon?

If you can't come up with a plan that simple, I question your abilities as a player in general. Or as a human being.
It's more likely, however, that you're downtalking yourself so that you can skirt by under the radar as scum.

I think I'm already on jmo. So that should be clear.

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I think so, briefly. He either got lynched early or replaced out.

He's been a regular of my modded games though, I think at least two.

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The hell happened to Rondo anyway?

I still want him to answer my question.

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It wasn't the townread, it was the "oh my god Majiffy is

soooooo

good!" that was the buddy.

And I hate RVS. Unless I'm in a chummy mood and I'm playing with a lot of people I like to play with, I typically avoid RVS.

Still waiting on you to explain the things I asked for.

[Majiffy]

by 'joke' I just meant your first comment 'A+ posting' or whatever it was.

That wasn't a joke. The careful reader will note that I am in favor of soccer being referred to as football. Particularly since I made a very obvious, incredibly hard to ignore post in favor of it.

This leads me to believe you didn't "carefully" read, and rather skimmed.

[Majiffy]

*cough*

[Majiffy]

Feel the flowchart coursing through your veins...

Vote the jmo.

[Majiffy]

Slandering my good name with scum meta! Bah!

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.

[Majiffy]

I think he was trying to shoot down the Flowchart Mentality

TM

.

p-edit: beat me to it.

[Majiffy]

To be fair, the Flowchart won ME the game... so...

[Majiffy]

SOOOOOOO

followtheflowchart

[Majiffy]

These sheep, I like these sheep.

I AM THE SHEEP HERDER.

[Majiffy]

Yeah I still want more out of Rondar and MP5.

[Majiffy]

Deadline is in about 48 hours and some change. We need to get this jmo lynch going.

[Majiffy]

I... don't think so.

[Majiffy]

'Not I', spoke the Toad.

[Majiffy]

Wow.

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Just... just wow.

[Majiffy]

Jmo is continuing to claim scum with that opportunistic vote hop.

[Majiffy]

You should probably just state intent and ask for the claim.

[Majiffy]

Hammer jmo please.

[Majiffy]

At this point I'm fine either way.

[Majiffy]

^ jmo's partner.

Stay strong, town. Stay strong.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Sometimes you have to activate a passive role

[Majiffy]

I think Jmo is scummier than Seanald, and I think you're Jmo's partner, trying desperately to get a lynch on a PR.

[Majiffy]

So are you confirming that you know the alignment of both Seanald and jmo as town?

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Yeah this is just getting pathetic.

p-edit: Hi Rach. Yes, yes you did.

[Majiffy]

Rach, you've lost that lovin' feeling.

[Majiffy]

You think?

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Seeing as I presumably will be online for nightfall, stating intent to hammer whichever wagon is at L-1 in the event of deadline. Prefer Jmo.

[Majiffy]

So you want to lynch a one of towns PR's? How usefull.

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>We aren't lynching claimed PRs D1.
>Votes JMO

Guys Sala is mafia

Yeah those of us who are paying attention already know that.

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Wait are you admitting you're scum?

[Majiffy]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[Majiffy]

I think it's a virus that's currently working its way through MS. Seems like no one is reading in any of the games I'm in.

[Majiffy]

I'm willing to lynch Seanald if necessary. I prefer jmo.

[Majiffy]

MP5 you should probably just hammer if you're ok with a jmo lynch.

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FuDu is already voting.

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VOTE: Sala

Till I can be arsed to actually check things.

[Majiffy]

Oh right Sala is the other scumbutt.

Ok I'll just keep my vote here. You guys can meander over when you realize I'll be right again.

[Majiffy]

There was nothing involved in that to determine your alignment.

[Majiffy]

Although I reckon 3 scum might be a bit much for a 9p.

Eh.
UNVOTE: Sala

[Majiffy]

Rach is town. Seanald isn't a bad lynch, but he won't make it all the way through the game regardless of if we lynch him now or later, so I'd opt for later.

VOTE: Rondo
We can try this guy.

[Majiffy]

Although I reckon 3 scum might be a bit much for a 9p.

Eh.
UNVOTE: Sala

You do know there are only 2 scum right? And the possibilty of one lone wolf as well.

Hey, captain obvious. "I reckon 3 scum might be a bit much for a 9p" implies that I think there is two scum.

And where are you getting all this setup spec from?

[Majiffy]

Oh I don't read OPs.

[Majiffy]

Get to this in a bit. I'm updating my wiki.

[Majiffy]

After placing a bussing vote (reason: POE), he unvotes in the next post very shakily here. Tries to push a counterwagon. Calls POE "hardly effective on D1" - didn't he just use that to justify his first vote? Then apathetic wagon jump. Plus his bad posts that he's made today.

There are other things, but this is the meat and potatoes.

[Majiffy]

I want Majiffy and Grizz to post some.

No, fuck you.

Ok

[Majiffy]

I received a Packers cheesehead and some other shit.

inb4 FuDu tunnels Sala because Packers.

Also I'm pretty sure this is a role madness game.
UNVOTE: Rondar

[Majiffy]

Thinking mass claim might be a good idea at this point.

[Majiffy]

and some other shit.

ominous

It was like 50 bucks and a note or something, idk.

[Majiffy]

Something like "Go Pack Go! - Sala".

Can someone explain to me what the fuck a fruit vendor is, and what it does? Am I marked for death or something?

Also I'm Bills, 1-shot Commuter. Obviously I haven't done the deed yet, on account of being... vendored.

[Majiffy]

Cheesy is right, what a shitty role.

[Majiffy]

Well Sala is (most assuredly) conf town, now. Rondo is confirmed tracker, although alignment is still TBD.

[Majiffy]

Only way Sala can be scum is if he is also scum with Rondo.

[Majiffy]

I don't get it, wouldn't the tracker result show him visiting both myself and the dead if he was scum?

[Majiffy]

Right yeah flavor shit. Keep forgetting about that.

[Majiffy]

What's up with this double-role shit? I only got one...

Bork!

[Majiffy]

I think Rondar is just not paying very close attention to the game.

[Majiffy]

Not sure yet. Continue squabbling.

[Majiffy]

Apparently maybe hammer so hold on

[Majiffy]

Jiffy Bittle's whats your take on that?

I need to see the unvote by FuDu and his subsequent re-vote onto jmo.

... it wouldn't matter him spouting off about the Bill's, especially cuz majiffy knows no one likes that team so even if he wasn't the bills he wouldn't have risked a CC at all.

Or maybe because I'm from Buffalo.

Hmmm.

[Majiffy]

Oh top of the page, no hammer.

Goddamnit I could have put it all in one neat little post.

[Majiffy]

It doesn't appear that FuDu ever unvoted and revoted. Why did you move his position in the vote counts, Sala?

[Majiffy]

Griz, Sala, Rondo town. 100%

VOTE: Rach
VCA says her votes are more opportunistically driven rather than legitimate scumhunting.

[Majiffy]

@ Majiffy who will you look at when I flip Town?

Not {Griz, Sala, Rondo}

[Majiffy]

kk

[Majiffy]

... Seems pretty straightforward to me.

[Majiffy]

Very rarely, a Redirector will, instead of redirecting all Night actions that targeted a specific player, redirect all Night actions performed by a specific player.

[Majiffy]

GIVIN' US THE OL' SILENT TREATMENT, EH?

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L-1.

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I don't particularly care, there's a good chance the last scum is in Fu/Rach. And if not, Sean is the last and obvious choice.

[Majiffy]

What if we lynch Fu, Griz inv. Sean, lynch Rach?

Does that work?

[Majiffy]

Grizzle is town.

VOTE: Seanald
Should be game.

[Majiffy]

Uhhh can you guys claim your roles again? I'll do some reading later.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Grizzle

[Majiffy]

And if I'm wrong I will never go against my gut ever again.

[Majiffy]

THAT DOESN'T TELL ME IF I WAS RIGHT OR WRONG

[Majiffy]

LOCKING THE THREAD DOESN'T TELL ME EITHER, BORK.

[Majiffy]

Oh you kinda snuck that in on me.

[Majiffy]

Uh, so yay.

Interactions with jmo were what changed my mind on you, FuD.

[Majiffy]

Also lol @ 2 shitty teams winning it.

[Majiffy]

Go Bears

[Majiffy]

It wasn't that I was believing him - I don't remember a single memorable post by him.
It's that his position on some of the later VCs pointed towards stupid, ballsy town rather than stupid, ballsier scum.

[Majiffy]

And as soon as I hit the submit button, I realized how dumb of a statement "I don't remember a single memorable x" is.

[Majiffy]

<3 It's ok, I think everyone that isn't me is stupid.

[Majiffy]

<3 It's ok, I think everyone that isn't me is stupid.

Wait until you see the dead QT

RUH ROH.

[Majiffy]

Yeah I never actually used my commute.

[Majiffy]

Griz you killed the man after he gave you a gift?! How rude!

[Majiffy]

See seanald agrees with me. Every fucking game everyone blows on majiffy like he skeets gold. What happens when he's scum? He ass rapes everyone because they follow him blindly. Sorry I put it in such explicit terms but it needed to be said.

[Majiffy]

I didn't get that either.

[Majiffy]

And now you can all click the link in my signature and become Loyalists to the Order of Flowchartians.

[Majiffy]

Also lol at Bears and Packers being neighbors...

[Majiffy]

QTs seemed SFW?

[Majiffy]

Blink. Blink blink.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Bah, Sala and I had Jiffy covered if he was scum.......though it took a quote from a year old game to convince Sala that Jiffy actually may be scum.

I probably would have WIFOMed the kill and gotten rid of Sala anyway.

But I like that you guys put in the effort!

[Majiffy]

And while we're on the topic of Aladdin, here's my favorite song from my favorite Disney movie.


Dat swing.

[Majiffy]

Divided Germany Mafia? wut?

[Majiffy]

Ah Mini 1319.

[Majiffy]

I play a lot of games...

[Majiffy]

Lunched you anyway.

[Majiffy]

Penguin Alien made that typo in a different game (NY 161?) and it stuck.

[Majiffy]

Er, either PA or Ucitron.

[Majiffy]

Apparently it wasn't even 161.

I know it was one of those two, though.

[Majiffy]

Ok it was Ucitron and it was before this game:

Information lunched but I would be more upset if I was a PR. Now I'm going to stew. -_-

Because lolreference