Gears of War Mafia - ( Game Over! )

[Majiffy]

No, go away, I don't want to play your fucking game.

I'll read this in a bit.

[Majiffy]

Some of the hydras this game, I can't even...

Nero and AA9? In one slot?
VOTE: Angelicwhateverthefuck Nero

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Majiffy

Unconfirmed and without a post.

Some of us have things like work and shit on weekends, sheesh.

vote:ANG

Maybe AP is right.

shut up Ma Jiffy

<3 I noticed you've actually acquired a number of votes. How do you feel about that?

[Majiffy]

You were voting you until a few posts ago.

Do you feel that you and you are also dumb as rocks?

[Majiffy]

but Jiffy...there's like thread content? Why did you not comment?

Because after page 3 my eyes glazed over. I abhor RVS.

What content? Unless you're talking about Mastin's miller claim, which is a non-event, as far as I'm concerned.

@Jiffy, but it's not the weekend. >.>

My weekend extends until Tuesday morning on account of the fact that I work Sat + Sun mornings, and Mon evening.

[Majiffy]

Looked pretty RVSy to me.

[Majiffy]

TOP'O'THA'PAGE'TO'YA'LADDIES

[Majiffy]

Cool story bro.

[Majiffy]

vote:Ma Jiffy

Oh, so my vote IS in the right place.

[Majiffy]

No fair, you have two people in your slot.

Pick on a hydra your own size, pal.

[Majiffy]

tee hee, Ma Jiffy knows he's gonna flip scum.

[Majiffy]

Mastin you should join me on Angelious Nero lynch and then I'll join you on AP lynch.

[Majiffy]

Man Majiffy isn't reading shit.

Damn straight.

Mastin you should join me on Angelious Nero lynch and then I'll join you on AP lynch.

Uh, you got that backwards.

[Majiffy]

laid down a RVS vote

What makes you think it was RVS?

didn't comment on ANYTHING and still refuses to do so

Nothing worth commenting on. Problem?

AND he's scared to 1 vs. 1 me.

Pray tell where you got

this

silly notion.

[Majiffy]

You're good at this game.

[Majiffy]

This is another game that is moving rapdly.. Huh!!!

Get back in your hydra, you dirty injun.

[Majiffy]

Didn't majiffy do this exact same bullshit in overly posh mafia? And flip town? Just saying, I don't get why people are up in arms about lynching him, unless its pure policy..in which case, wagon-ho!

It's only two people. One's an idiot (Nero) and the other is lyke supr pr0 (Knights of Cydonia).

It's about as much of a non-event as Mastin claiming miller.

[Majiffy]

I would it is totally PL, Majiffy is not helpful, arragont and totally suck at scum hunting. Each wagon he pushes they all end up being town.
He is horrible at this game. I don't know why he even play

You mean like the three different ongoing games I've led lynches on scum in?
Or Posh where I had scum reads and was trying to get all 3 of the scum at endgame lynched at some point earlier, but no one was listening?

Yes, you're right, Nero. I am totally inept at this game.

[Majiffy]

Oh wait, this is AA9 I'm speaking to, isn't it?

Carry on.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, that's going to backfire.

[Majiffy]

KoC might be scum hiding behind an easy policy vote. Discuss?

I was thinking a similar notion.

When you notice that there's actually a WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT HAPPENING instead of just dismissing the people voting you as "idiots" or being snarky, and actually start contributing to the game (assuming what you contribute is actually useful, pro-town stuff), I'll reconsider my vote. Until then? You're doing nothing to help move the game along which does nothing but distract from finding actual scum (if you're town and this is just you being a VI), and producing zero active scumhunting of your own, which means you're either a retard (no bueno) or scum (similarly no bueno).

So instead of contributing to the important things going on, and hunting for scum, you're going to sideline your vote for policy reasons?

Sounds pro-town. Glad you're here to lead by example.

[Majiffy]

I've contributed to both major discussions so far today.
You've sat on your arse, complained nothing is happened, and then bitched at anyone calling you out for not reading.
Yeah, I think I have the high ground here, Anakin.

All I know is that for someone who claims to have done an awful lot in the game, if the best thing you can do is place a policy vote on someone... Well, just seems like your heart isn't in the whole

finding scum

thing, eh?

So whats your reasoning and why didn't you state it?

Policy on both you and Angel, for different reasons. But occupying the same slot, it makes my life easier.

Your slot has transitioned into scummy since then.

UberG and AANero hydras: please sign your posts.

These aren't reads. Seem bad? What the hell does that even mean?

D1 lynch material? Lynch material? Why are you making decisions based on "lynch material" rather than if he's town or scum?

1) ArcAngel will be obvious by her lack of proper English grammar and phrasing. If it makes you read it twice and you're still going "huh?", it's probably Angel.
2) Seems bad = scummy, obviously.
3) Lynch material = scummy individuals. Potential lynch targets.

Why does this attack on Mastin seem so fake?

and this is why putting Mollie and Majiffy in a game together is a bad idea, they'll defend each other regardless of alignment. See Mollie voting for Goat despite Ma Jiffy doing the same thing. And despite calling Majiffy scummy she still finds a way to not vote him. + I don't remember Bork expressing suspicion of him so...what the hell?

Mollie is definitely not defending me in any way whatsoever, but you're so cute when you act like you know things.

Why is Mollie buddying Bork?

Nor is she buddying Bork. We just play together a lot. Refer to statement about cuteness above.

Mollie why are you so bubbly this game? You seem very bouncy, esp. your first few posts.

[Majiffy]

Thanks for filling me in on what he actually means there, champ!

Except, he didn't actually say these things. He didn't say scummy or call people scummy individuals. If he thought they were scummy, why not just say, HEY I THINK THEY ARE SCUMMY!! ? Because he is not actually giving reads, Mr "Meh, not D1 Lynch Material."

You're not the brightest crayon in this box of players, are you?

[Majiffy]

I've been described as such in so many words.

[Majiffy]

Would you believe any answer I gave?

[Majiffy]

Would you believe any answer I gave?

I was hoping you would be lured into a pattern of answering "yes." Sales technique and all.

Ah, well...one of these days, that'll work

My vote stays where it is.

Damnit, I had such a good response to either answer and you blew it all by not answering with a yes or a no. This is why we can't have nice things.

first off, that technique won't work on line since you have to type out your response

second off, you admit that you were trying to get Jiffy to "claim" scum? that move is so anti-town, it isn't even funny

Most scumhunting techniques that are worth their salt are essentially anti-town on the surface.

[Majiffy]

and why are you dropping the classic scumtell that dates back to like what the 50s or something

?

[Majiffy]

Or it could just be that he hadn't read before he voted. People do that, you know.

And what in the hell is the food tell?

[Majiffy]

when someone does a fluff post about what they ate. it can't be used anymore cos town drops it all of the time (borealis on tr and rach marie on this site). occasionally it still works as far as picking out scum.

If scumtells go out of fashion because town uses them with some frequency, they weren't legitimate scumtells to begin with.

Legitimate scumtells only die off when scum realizes what they are

and avoids doing them

.

You're not the brightest crayon in this box of players, are you?

Mama, some horrible player doing shit all in the thread is trying and failing horribly to-to-to put me down WAH WAH WAH."





Yawn.

Shoo and go back to under that bridge you live under.

And an A+ poster, at that!

[Majiffy]

By skimming or just looking at the BW, it should be obvious [RVS] was over.

Because RVS bandwagons never happen, right?

[Majiffy]

Yeah that's the kind of rubbish a Jedi WOULD say just so you don't catch on!

[Majiffy]

She'll pick one eventually.

[Majiffy]

Quicktopics are amazing things, Jal.

[Majiffy]

Is this like babby's first mafia game or something?

[Majiffy]

Can never keep track of those women, once you let them run loose.

[Majiffy]

Jal, if you want, I can call my doctor tomorrow and see what kind of cream would be good for your case of the butthurt.

[Majiffy]

Why isn't Angelious Nero dead yet?

I ask myself this constantly.

... Yes, I know, not all of you are going to be town, but that makes it all the more important for me to do the coordination. ...

Why can't 5 people in a large game all be town?

[Majiffy]

With the exception of Majiffy, I agree pretty much with you.
Majiffy is heavy load to carry... trust me. anyone is better off without him.

~A

Keep harpin' on me, missy, and you're gonna get the JiffyTreatment. And this isn't in the pleasurable way.

[Majiffy]

Truth can hurt anyone Majiffy, even you. Look at you now.. getting defensive!!
Are you admitting that you play bad?

~A

No, it just hurts me inside when Indian women have unfavorable opinions about me.

Working with me is a great way to convince me that you're town.

Then work with me and help me lynch AngelNero.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy why is AngelNero scum other than you don't like ArcAngel?

OMGUSing me for poor reasons.
Nero : Majiffy is scummy [for refuted reasons that have not been responded to]
Angel : PL Majiffy because bad!

This isn't town behavior.

Majiffy, what's your Mac read?

Who the fuck is Mac?

[Majiffy]

I think you're important, Mollie!

[Majiffy]

Back in your hydra, you filthy injun.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy/AANero are quickly turning this game into NY161. Thank god Vifam isn't here.

[Majiffy]

GuyInFreezer--if this game is multiscum, he's scum. If this game isn't multiscum, he's town. Simple as that; we'll need a scumflip to tell for certain.

Thank you, Mastin.

VOTE: Mastin

[Majiffy]

No.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy, like AP, I suspect you, but if you're town, I'll be blunt; you're barking up the wrong tree, here. And you were also on the wrong track for Nero/Angel. So tell me, other than myself (which is beyond stupid) and Nero/Angel (equally dumb), who is it that you suspect? There has to be more than just two or three people you suspect. And who do you think is town? Why? You've given very little actual content this game. Heck, what's your read on Mollie? I realize hydra-play changes meta, but you should still have SOME clue as to Mollie's alignment.

RE other suspects: I'm working on it, give me some time.
RE mollie: She's acting different than any other time I've played with her, and I've seen her as town, scum, and 3rd party. I blame the Mala.

Best way to discern Mollie is to make her flip out about something.

[Majiffy]

GIF = GuyInFreezer, another complete non-entity in this game along with this Mac fellow.

[Majiffy]

I want him in the game cos he is a good player. if he delivers.

Ohgodperformanceanxiety.

[Majiffy]

Ok this isn't the mock-confused ploy of a scum Angel. You can be town now.

[Majiffy]

^ with the way the above vote count, this day is not ending anytime sooner.!!!
This is going to be another game with very large day 1 game.

You're worse at staying in-hydra than I am, jeez.

[Majiffy]

Tempted to jump on KoC wagon because OMGUS, but Messiah wagon looks promising.

[Majiffy]

Pretty sure he meant to end that with *

" is dumb

[Majiffy]

^ with the way the above vote count, this day is not ending anytime sooner.!!!
This is going to be another game with very large day 1 game.

You're worse at staying in-hydra than I am, jeez.

Hydra first time...

Don't worry, it DOESN'T get any easier to remember to switch accounts.

[Majiffy]

I don't like Jal.

[Majiffy]

Not sure yet. There was a post Jal made that was rather sizable wherein I disagreed with practically everything she said. But stupid doesn't necessitate scum. I'll need to poke and prod her more.

Her defensiveness to my insults is notable, though.

[Majiffy]

That was only notable post that i see her mentioning about you, mostly blamming mastin for considering you as some kind of material to keep you alive for a while.

well doesnt' seem so bad....

And rest of our posts were about Goat and Marangal RVS vote thing.

~A

Yeah that's the post. But you're misunderstanding; my qualms aren't with it because of any involvement with me. I fundamentally disagree with all of her opinions stated therein.

[Majiffy]

Hokay.

VOTE: Messiah

[Majiffy]

Why don't you state those opinions?
So far she had only two logics may three (including her thing Slaandar)

Because I'm looking for scum, not stupid. I'm going to poke and prod her in other ways so I can determine her alignment, not her intelligent quotient.

8. Majiffy

Why the fuck do I get a sad face? How rude.

Also for what it's worth, it looks to me PirateCat is shaking the trees to see what comes falling out. Is that the typical MO for her as town?

That's Mollie's (uncapitalized), I don't know about Mala's.

Then claiming that we (my slot) is scummy 'cause we are "anti-town" when he himself is anti-town. That logic sucks.

Yeah, you haven't explained how anything I've done is anti-town.

So....this head doesn't really feel like reading 22 pages....

Anyone want to sum them up for us?

Don't do that, they'll think you're scum if you don't read.

>Quickwagon on ANG
>Mini counterwagons on a few other people
>Nero is dumbtown, AP and Mastin are town, Mollie seems to be keeping up with her town self
>We're lynching Messiah

Hope this helps.

[Majiffy]

Not with me, I wasn't around.

p-edit: to Cryo

[Majiffy]

Explain your Slandaar and Jal town reads please.

[Majiffy]

I'll re-read those two tomorrow or friday in light of that. Thanks.

[Majiffy]

Or bacon-wrapped bourbon?

This please.

[Majiffy]

Oh hey there Fitz.

[Majiffy]

Why the fuck do I get a sad face? How rude.

In Posh mafia, you had the most town posts at 503 and town lost.
In You can be anyone mafia, you had the second most town posts, and town lost.

I think your town this game, but a certain refinement in your technique would be appreciated, and I think, improve your scumhunting efficiency.

The sad face was because I REALLY wanted to lynch you.

Both of those games are games where I had called out members of the scum teams very early on, and no one bothered to listen to me.
Meanwhile, there are games where people DO listen to me.

So you can fuck off.

[Majiffy]

Messiah, Slandaar (pending review), Jal (pending review), Knight of Cydonia

A good third of the playerlist are still null reads, though.

[Majiffy]

Does anyone in the bloc (or, heck, really...anyone at all ) still have a townread on Ms Marangal? If so, how strong and can you explain?

She seems to have the same mindset as she did in Newbie 1342, and she was town there.

Majiffy, could you explain your Slandaar scumread?

Same thing as with Jal, basically. I haven't really sat down and tried to digest the ISOs but I've seen posts that just rubbed me wrong.

[Majiffy]

I don't know but the Cryo wagon sucks. I may be biased because they're apparently Loyalists to the Order of Flowchartians... But no.

Also a Cryo townflip seriously hurts my AP town read. That switch was

awful

.

[Majiffy]

Bork's was fine because 1) He was the lead, and thus the driving force, on the suddenwagon, and 2) His actually had a reasonable statement to support the switch, even if I don't agree.

Yours was utter shit because 1) You clearly have been pushing for it, but lacking the vote to support, and then 2) just quickwagon hopped as soon as someone else took the initiative first.

Scummy.
As.
Fuck.

[Majiffy]

Wah he thought something I did was scummy! I'm going to revoke my townread in protest!

Isn't that what scum does? Yeah, that'll help your case.
VOTE: AP

[Majiffy]

40 pages that also seemed enough for, what, 3 other people to switch?

Let me go get you a shovel to help you dig your own grave here.

[Majiffy]

Because qwints' and mastins' votes didn't bug me like yours did. What do you want me to say? Yours stuck out like a sore thumb.

[Majiffy]

Hey, dipshit, I already did;

40 pages that also seemed enough for, what, 3 other people to switch?

I guess reading is too hard for you.

[Majiffy]

-There aren't 40 pages in this game.
-AA9 was the only person that switched to a Cryo vote in those 40 posts.
-Cool, I don't see how referencing that there are 40 posts between Bork's votes makes Bork's super-vague statement hold any more water.

- Sorry, 40 posts. You seemed to have gathered it yourself like a big boy, though, so good job! You get a gold star.
- Switching isn't what I'm referring to. I'm obviously referring to Cryo's posts that had everyone up-in-arms and the flood of votes that switched AFTER bork's vote. Which, if you actually fucking read my posts, you'd be able to piece together yourself. Like a big boy.
- You're obviously very inept at this game, then.

[Majiffy]

Goat looks town to me Mara.

[Majiffy]

Does he really? why?

His comments tend to follow my line of thought.

Ok, then you still haven't explained why Bork's statement was reasonable. I asked 2 things, I got a troll one sentence BARELY comprehensible response back that did not even tell me which of my concerns it was addressing.

I'm going to choose not to respond to you, because I'd rather not be modkilled for the amount of insults I am capable of rendering on any one victim in my current mindset.

I mean, the only real case I have on him is that RV outside of RVS and his admittance to active manipulation. is it really not that dependable scum-tell?

Nah, I manipulate people all the time as town. How do you think I get my way so often?

And RVs outside of RVS are just didn't-read-tells.

lol. Thats slightly ironic.

Yeah, I chortled at that, too.

Goat and Mara

- Pretty sure you're both town so... lets play nice and lynch the scum.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy, having played NY161 with me, do you still think me wagon hopping on a whim is a scumtell?

Yes.

Not my fault you exhibit scummy behavior.

[Majiffy]

KoC is obvpartner to AP with that ridiculous argument of AP/Maj buddies, with a case that points directly towards AP moreso than myself, and yet continue to push my lynch.
AP continues to be obvscum for 1) Obvious vote hop, 2) Continually shifting his read of me from town -> scum on the basis of me voting for him.

Moar votes on AP please. Then KoC next.

[Majiffy]

Nah I have a firm conviction in Maratown.

[Majiffy]

Oh I always thought people were referring to Mara when they said MS.

[Majiffy]

We need to start working on standardizing our abbreviations here.

[Majiffy]

Needs moar AP votes.

[Majiffy]

Nero, Majiffy, trust me. AP's town.

I'll burn in hell if I'm wrong. Guaranteed. AP's town. So don't diss the Cryo wagon because of AP's switch, when mine was not only nearly identical, but arguably worse.

You also think Cryo and Mara are scum, two players I find town.

So... no?

[Majiffy]

Mala get on the AP

wire

wagon.

[Majiffy]

I would like to talk it over with Mollie before I vote. Considering it would be 'bad' for me to vote someone that I still think is weak town regardless of what is coming out of his mouth.

[Majiffy]

It's ok ladies, you can seek solace in my loving arms.

[Majiffy]

Just a dumb-champ then?

[Majiffy]

AP's posts recently makes me cringe more, lets get votes on AP

I went ahead and fixed your post for you.

[Majiffy]

Appeal to Fuckingretards?

[Majiffy]

Enjoy my blatant AtF.

[Majiffy]

Do you see why I feel like you are just intentionally trolling me?

>Implying he's town
>Implying you know he's town

Thanks for confirmations.

[Majiffy]

Do you see why I feel like you are just intentionally trolling me?

>Implying he's town
>Implying you know he's town

Thanks for confirmations.

I've been calling him obvtown all game?

This doesn't actually help your case.

[Majiffy]

Yeah fuck reading 32. I'll get back to it tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

Town

CryoNudist
Angelious Nero
PirateCat
The Goat
Ms Marangal
mastin2

Scum

Messiah
Slandaar
AngryPidgeon
Jal
Knight of Cydonia

Null

Colonel Guile
borkjerfkin
Mac
Approximately Normal Guy
Bitmap
PeregrineV
qwints
havingfitz
GuyinFreezer



Nulls need to step it up and interact with me more so I can get reads, thanks.

[Majiffy]

So I'm your only scum read, and you're voting me for not scumhunting?

Just making sure we're clear on this. Page 34 and you're sticking to a policy vote from like page 15 and you haven't even bothered to expand your reads beyond "hurr Majiffy is scum and I guess I have a few other town reads AND THE REST OF YOU ARE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF NOT-SCUMHUNTING-IDIOTS LOLOLOL"

[Majiffy]

Also, pagesnipe.

[Majiffy]

Stupid, but not really very scummy. Makes sense for someone who is suffering from a severe case of the bias.

[Majiffy]

where is the bias

Suggesting a 1v1 against their scum read on day 1. You really can't get any more conf-biased than that.

Also lol @ Slandaar calling CN scummy for suggesting a 1v1, then

Please lynch CryoNudist.

If I am somehow wrong lynch me tomorrow but there is no way I am.

[Majiffy]

By agreeing to [1v1] Cryo wants people to think exactly what he just said ie 'What does it gain scum-us to be in a 1v1 situation when we are on multiple people's scum lists yet have (had) 1 total vote?'.

You mean like this?

[Majiffy]

And to give you an idea of your "case" on Cryo up to the point where you suggested the 1v1:

[He says he's played with me before, he hasn't]

Proven wrong

[Awkward phrasing]

Not a scum tell

[WIFOM]

Because WIFOM arguments are winning arguments!

[unflipped player is bussing Cryo]

Because unflipped associative tells always work!

Please lynch CryoNudist.

If I am somehow wrong lynch me tomorrow but there is no way I am.

And a 1v1.

So about that scum role PM you got there, Slandaar...

[Majiffy]

Read the first page

There you go, proof its a scumtell; I knew from his first post he was scum.

Now you can explain why you think its not Majiffy.

Great sample size of (1) one occurrence involving a different scenario from a different player.
That really strengthens your argument.

And 348 isn't a scumtell because I've done it plenty of times myself

as town.

Whats wrong with my associative tells again? They are good yes?

They're on unflipped players, so no, they're not good.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Slandaar

[Majiffy]

So? I should not point them out when I see them?

Majiffy is scum.

You shouldn't use them as an argument to lynch a different player.

Nice OMGUS.

[Majiffy]

Because unflipped associative tells always work!

Said the guy calling a KoC/AP team.

I'm not calling you two scum together, I'm just calling you both scummy.
And furthermore, I'm not calling you scummy because of associative tells on unflipped players.

Let me tell you how many times I've actually seen that work...

I'll get back to you on that, this is a toughie.

[Majiffy]

Well considering I am not actually trying to lynch them at all your argument holds no weight.

Does OMGUS mean anything Majiffy?

If you're not trying to lynch Cryo, why is your vote on them, and why have you spent a good majority of your posts saying how scummy Cryo is?

OMGUS means a lot when you suddenly call someone scum out of the blue because they called you out, yeah.

[Majiffy]

I clearly am talking about PirateCat.

And I was clearly talking about Cryo. Let's try to keep up, yeah?

OMGUS is just a way to attempt to discredit someone who thinks someone who called them scum is scum.

Right well I eagerly await your case on why I am scum, then.

[Majiffy]

I clearly am talking about PirateCat.

And I was clearly talking about Cryo. Let's try to keep up, yeah?

Doesn't make sense to be talking about Cryo

Its part of a case on Pirate not Cryo, obviously.

Except you were calling Cryo also-scum because of it. And said "Cryo first". And you're voting Cryo.

So... looks an awful lot like it's part of the case* on Cryo.

*We use this word gingerly as not a single argument you've made seems valid, and this doesn't amount to much of a case.

Majiffy is scum because all hes actually doing is attacking my playstyle

That's interesting. Your playstyle is always this piss poor? And it's always scum that attacks you for piss poor play? Well darnit, I must be scum then. Ya got me.

[Majiffy]

You should vote Slandaar with me. I assume he can only OMGUS so many people until the appeal wears off.

[Majiffy]

majiffy plz bus all of your teammates it will make this game so much easier

you dropped a mega scum tell

kk. Lynch Slandaar with me.

you can keep on trying to get me to sheep you Jiffy, though it'll never happen

Why not?

[Majiffy]

Ok

[Majiffy]

Better watch out, according to Mollie I'm a 100% confirmed scumbutt likely to lie, cheat, and steal my way to the top this game.

[Majiffy]

I followed it pretty well, actually.

I think Slandaar is the one who got lost.

[Majiffy]

I'm leaning that you're dumb hth tia

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Read the first page

There you go, proof its a scumtell; I knew from his first post he was scum.

Great sample size of (1) one occurrence involving a different scenario from a different player.
That really strengthens your argument.

And 348 isn't a scumtell because I've done it plenty of times myself

as town.

Now; when I linked this example I proved beyond doubt I play this way, however he is suggesting its scummy to do so when I have proven I do this as town.

Funny, nothing here that you've posted says anything about your meta. Looks like you're trying to back up some weak scumtell... which you were... which means you're lying again.

So what is his argument? What actually is his argument here?

That you haven't done a lick of legitimate scumhunting, and you're pushing a complete BS case on Cryo.

There is nothing wrong with people using scumtells that are not actually scumtells as long as they believe they are scumtells.

Wat

See the defining factor? the belief part, the rest is nonsense.

Wat

Are you about to go all born-again on me?

Are they scum for suggesting it? no.

Nor is that why I'm calling you scum! Good job misrepresenting my argument.

So, Majiffy is suggesting that by using something I believe is a scumtell as a scumtell It somehow makes me scummy when I have proven I use it as a scumtell.

Wrong, go re-read.

This is an attack on playstyle. He is not looking for the belief which is the factor to do with alignment.

He is scum.

If your playstyle is scummy, I'm going to lynch you for being scummy. You still haven't explained why that makes me scum.

Majiffy is just focusing on something I mentioned once

Like everything else you've been calling Cryo scum for? Yeah, you have a habit of doing that.

What do you propose I do when I see such things? I see you ignored this question earlier.

Ah right; I just ignore them so that when I get nked noone can see what I was thinking. Seems good.

You could just say "possible associative tell". Instead, you're doing exactly what you were calling Cryo scummy for doing; over-explaining.

Is there a point to this?

Yeah, I like being snarky.

I assumed he was talking about Pirate

>Meanwhile, entire post was about Cryo.

Yeah, calling bullshit on this.

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More incoming.

[Majiffy]

This isn't part of my case, so what is it doing here?

Because that's why you originally voted him.

I have talked enough about this.

And the Westboro Baptist Church talks enough about God hating Fags. Does that make them right?

WIFOM accusation; Good Job. Doesn't actually argue the point; just tries to dismiss it as WIFOM.

THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

Eh I have spoken about this also. But the point is he doesn't argue the content; just that I shouldn't be pointing out these things? why? Never answered.

Quote me where I said you shouldn't be pointing out associative tells. I'll wait.

This isn't part of my case either.

No, but it's pretty damning.

Majiffy actually ignored a few of my later arguments I assume because he had no witty remark for them.

Such as? I pulled out everything I saw.

Won't bother quoting this because walls, but this entire post is a blatant misrep of why I'm finding you scummy.

I have to applaud Majiffy for the best chainsaw defense I've ever seen

So you're Slandaar's buddy, eh?

Cyro's actions, including the unprompted 1v1 offer, mean that they're scum.

Please elaborate on

why

.

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Maybe more.
Hi Bork, glad to see you've joined the Slandaar vote.

[Majiffy]

Bork where do you propose that I buddied you?

p-edit:
Posts seem to be coming from a town mindset, if not the brightest in the box.
Also he sheeped me earlier, and that always makes me a happy Jiffy.

[Majiffy]

Also people with Nazi avatars are always scum. It's like a scumtell.

I don't actually have any evidence, and it might not actually be a scumtell, but I believe it is, so Slandaar is scum.

[Majiffy]

... I was directly asked about why your vote wasn't scummy re: AP's vote.

How does that qualify as buddying?

[Majiffy]

It seemed like you were trying to defend me after the fact on something you should have been neutral about.

... I was directly asked why your vote wasn't scummy.

What part of this are you not comprehending?

[Majiffy]

Do you think I'm town overall?

IDK this spurt-posting you're doing makes you hard to read.

Keep sheeping me and I'll give you a town read for a few days, though.

[Majiffy]

Btw all of you complaining that we should decide a lynch; Slandaar wagon is waiting with open arms.

Hop on! Late is better than not at all!

[Majiffy]

I really don't want to read the last 6 pages.

tl;dr?

[Majiffy]

Yeah, hey, if you call everyone scum, you'll have a 100% calling-out-the-scum-D1 accuracy!

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

That clapping Obama kinda looks patronizing.

[Majiffy]

There's two of you...

[Majiffy]

Lol as if it's hard to tell the difference between Mala and Mollie.

[Majiffy]

Guys whats capitalization and punctuation I don't know.

[Majiffy]

[L-5] Slandaar: Majiffy, Messiah, PirateCat, borkjerfkin, Knight of Cydonia, CryoNudist
^Bad wagon is baaaaaaaad.
Like, seriously. At most I have two or three townreads here.

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME BUS HIM FOR TOWNCRED?!

[Majiffy]

Then sheep me.

[Majiffy]

Then sheep me.

No thoughts on Slandaar not behaving like we would expect scum-Slandaar to do? ie. accepting 1v1 vs us while having the largest wagon with us having only his vote?

... Why would I have any thoughts on something that is entirely independent of my read on him?

[Majiffy]

inb4 triple-shot vengeful townie unlynchable treestump bulletproof serial killer.

[Majiffy]

I like how you questioned that but didn't question the town-aligned serial killer.

[Majiffy]

I think you mean "this Slandaar wagon is awesome".

It's ok, typos happen.

[Majiffy]

I don't know if maybe you're getting confused, but "shit" is not the proper spelling for "awesome". Try copy-and-pasting how I spell it, and then just go ahead and use that whenever you refer to the Slandaar wagon.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

^ This post sucks.

[Majiffy]

Sure thing Mr. "X and Y are prob scum", "X-Z team makes sense" >votes Z.

Looks more like a CN/Qwints team, honestly.

[Majiffy]

Lol, sometimes you have to compromise Majiffy. You know like when its < week to DL and people are lurking like mad.

Yeah, lets talk about compromise.

Slandaar wagon is largest wagon.
Slandaar is scummy.

How about all of you not on Slandaar,

compromise

to a Slandaar lynch.

[Majiffy]

[L-10]

Colonel Guile:

Bitmap

[L-9]

Messiah:

Mastin2, AngryPidgeon, Qwints

[L-6]

Slandaar:

Majiffy, Messiah, PirateCat, Knight of Cydonia, CryoNudist

[L-10]

CryoNudist:

Slandaar

[L-8]

PirateCat:

havingfitz, qwints, borkjerfkin

[L-9]

AngryPidgeon:

Colonel Guile, Angelous Nero

[L-10]

Bitmap:

PeregrineV

[L-10]

mastin2:

Jal

[L-10]

Buldermar:

Mac

[L-10]

Qwints:

Ms Marangal

Not Voting

• Buldermar, The Goat, Viomi

All of you non-voters and one-man-wagon voters need to find somewhere else to go.

[Majiffy]

Are you always so sticky with your votes? I just noticed that unvote was from a vote placed over 1000 posts ago.

[Majiffy]

Sure thing Mr. "X and Y are prob scum", "X-Z team makes sense" >votes Z.

Looks more like a CN/Qwints team, honestly.

then Sheep me onto Qwints

I don't lynch on the basis of unflipped associatives.

Get on the Slandaar lynch.

[Majiffy]

You're sidelining your vote, Mala. Qwints isn't happening today. Put your vote on a viable wagon.

[Majiffy]

Dat Messiah counterwagon to a Slandaar wagon

[Majiffy]

Are you always so sticky with your votes? I just noticed that unvote was from a vote placed over 1000 posts ago.

Is this relevant in some way? No.

Yes, it is, actually.

Stop dodging the question and answer it.

lets go after Qwints, and did Jiffy call me Mala?

[Majiffy]

"Women" and their "feels"

[Majiffy]

Mock you when Slandaar flips scum.

p-edit: yey

[Majiffy]

Nope.

[Majiffy]

@Mod- Qwints voting Pirate and Messiah?

That's an error, sorry.

Or... Actually it isn't, Majiffy changed the VC for his post. Qwints was still voting pirate when I made my official VC.

Actually that was me. I was updating the wagons from the last postcount and didn't catch qwints on the other wagon.

[Majiffy]

... Woah ninjaed on the quote.

[Majiffy]

Pedit: Bork, Scum would have to be careful about attracting attention, and doing what Slandaar is doing attracts alot of attention. ... Slandaar isn't giving a shit about who look at him at what way, which is something town does more then scum.

Lol you should read my scum games.

[Majiffy]

Mastin you should hop on the Slandaar wagon for the lulz.

[Majiffy]

So Jal next then, yeah?

[Majiffy]

no, not Jal.

Why not?

[Majiffy]

Other than the thousand-post vote, unvoting a week out from deadline, and being snarky and overly defensive when questioned on it?

Read the thread.

[Majiffy]

Read the thread.

[Majiffy]

Thanks Bork. I am aware, but I actually wanted him to answer rather have someone else answer it.

Yeah he took the wind out of my sails!

I guess snarky sounds

similar

to scummy. I must fit the bill. You can also join the legion of idiots who don't understand what being "defensive" is or how to apply it properly as a scum tell or as an anything tell.

Lol.

I will never be lynched this game.

Lol.

[Majiffy]

Jester/Fool is incredibly uncommon on MS.

Also, I haven't played more than 5 minutes of GoW, but I don't think the tone of the game is quite suiting to a jester/fool role.

[Majiffy]

I wonder if that's like how you never post in our hydra anymore, Mollie...

[Majiffy]

I am currently tremendously busy, drinking a craft porter whilst in a hot tub, staring out at the surf off Isle of Palms in South Carolina.

Can I join you plz.

Good job. Now the mod's pissed at me.

That's what you get for not fact-checkin'!

lol, maybe if you would talk to me during a game about the game maybe I would! you are as bad as mantis. in our hydra qt all we talked about was how yoguart was good for the skin and how potatoes can reduce the puffiness around your eyes. then we talked about wine. I don't think we had one game related post in like 30.

but this is a mala/mollie hydra called Piratecat so address us accordingly!

Well maybe if you kept up and posted occasionally I would!

And uhhh no. I can tell the difference, so I will address you as the individuals you are.

Angel Nero vote parking and clamming up?

Hmmm.

Vote: Angel Nero

Meanwhile, Jal...

[Majiffy]

Yeah. This thing you're doing? Only works on 13 year-olds. It's not humorous. It's not intimidating. It's not anything, really. I don't think anyone else gives a shit about it in this thread either.

Thanks, though, for proving my point that you really don't care to know how I normally vote and you just want to go on doing whatever the hell you think you're doing.

Oh sorry, I was just a little busy laughing at how you were misrepping my position to defend yourself, and then trying to talk off suspicion by playing the cocky-13-year-old you're now projecting onto me.

[Majiffy]

I can find these things if there is a hot tub and alcohol at the end.

[Majiffy]

We need to make a whisk[e]y thread in GD

Who spells it without the e?

[Majiffy]

@Jiffy: Pretty much everyone but the Irish.

Americans are split on it.

Looks really weird without the e.

[Majiffy]

Communist is too good for them. They're thoroughbred capitalizt fascists.

[Majiffy]

Well fuck the Scots.

[Majiffy]

I presume laziness.

[Majiffy]

There is a distinct lack of her doing what she usually does as town.

I need to see more MollieUnderPressure though.

[Majiffy]

Not what I'm looking for, Buld, but it's closely related.

[Majiffy]

Thank god. All that grammar from you was starting to scare me.

[Majiffy]

Ok...skimmed up. I was still good with the PC wagon which had reached 5 votes but sadly it's no more. Cryo and Messiah both look intriguing but Cryo wagon is as weak as PC's soooo,

VOTE: Messiah

Ping.

[Majiffy]

Ping?

It means you're a little scumbutt.

[Majiffy]

Like Slandaar!

[Majiffy]

Bad Cryo, bad!

[Majiffy]

They're the two most viable wagons that participants on either side will agree to in the result of a deadline compromise.

[Majiffy]

Then vote Slandaar.

[Majiffy]

and you just moved up in my town pile. scum would much prefer to have slaandar in the game than out of it if this what he keeps presenting.

Slandaar is maf though

Fyp

[Majiffy]

Fitz tomorrow, ladies, Fitz tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, so? That's all just part of the flowchart.

[Majiffy]

I'm ok with Fitz but I prefer Sland.

[Majiffy]

Get back on Slandaar we'll lynch Fitz tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

I am not reading another post from either Piratecat or Slandaar the rest of this day phase. What a fucking headache.

[Majiffy]

Yeah I was fine lynching that like 40 pages ago I've moved on to Slandaar.

[Majiffy]

lol wut

What has buldermar done that's so scummy?

[Majiffy]

w/e

[Majiffy]

@Piratecat

: Do you believe in the hydra dissonance tell?

For what it's worth, I don't. Every hydra I have been involved in (read as: two) I have had severe disagreements with ITT over certain players.

[Majiffy]

Not what I'm looking for, Buld, but it's closely related.

What are you looking for?

Now, now, we can't go telling Mollie how to look town when she's scum, elsewise how will we catch her as scum?

I'll PM you post-game, remind me.

nah. he lost points with that post. he should be calling you out cos you are essentially doing the same thing that he did to me in the recent tr game.

CCing you when I'm going down?

I believe majiffy tried to claim a meta read on me or something before trying to fake cc me (like you have done in this game)

No, I don't think so...

It would be suicidal for me to claim a meta read on you to try to get you lynched at TR when everyone is already reading you as town. As ballsy as I am, even

that

is fucking stupid.

[Majiffy]

Hittin da club.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Messiah
To ensure no-NL

L-2.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Slandaar

3 hours out from deadline. Anyone reading this

NEEDS[/vote] to vote Slandaar.

[Majiffy]

NEEDS

*

Too tired for this shit.

[Majiffy]

Viomi, havingfitz, Colonel Guile, Slandaar, PirateCat, Messiah, Qwints, The Goat, Mac
These people were off the major two wagons as of VC 1.19, with an hour and a half remaining.

Of this group (and including Buldermar, since he left one of the two major wagons to join this group), the following willingly and knowingly

continued to post and not join a wagon despite all obvious signs that we were heading for a no-lynch.

PirateCat, Goat, Slandaar, havingfitz, Buldermar

Ergo, these people need to be lynched and/or vigged immediately for willingly and knowingly playing anti-town.

VOTE: Slandaar
Also I consider the fact that of the two competing wagons, neither went through, means one or both were scum wagons. So I suggest we start with Slandaar.

[Majiffy]

If he's lying maybe you should place your vote on Slandaar.

[Majiffy]

Nvm you did.

[Majiffy]

What do you think about the fact that the Messiah counterwagon sprung up after Slandaar started gaining traction, thus stalling the game and eventually leading to a no-lynch?

[Majiffy]

I don't know what it means considering lack of flips on either so far, but you clearly want me to say it makes Slandaar scum.

You're gonna go far, kid. You've got a real player's intuition.

Also, the PC wagon came before the Messiah wagon sprouted up.

Not the last-minute one, which was

clearly

what I was referring to.

Ergo, these people need to be lynched and/or vigged immediately for willingly and knowingly playing anti-town.

This is a fucking retarded argument to lynch/kill someone.

Got any reasons to back up those strong words, bucko?

mod tell buld to stop posting like that

Lol good luck.


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Also, buldermar looks scummy as fuck the last 2 or 3 pages.

[Majiffy]

Oh it's because Slandaar and Buldermar are both in the list,

that's

why he's downtalking very viable theory.

[Majiffy]

JAL LEARN TO READ. SERIOUSLY

[Majiffy]

Jiffy, we aren't you defending Mollie tooth and nail like usual?

Probably because it's not usual?

What do you think about the fact that the Messiah counterwagon sprung up after Slandaar started gaining traction, thus stalling the game and eventually leading to a no-lynch?

I've read.

>Was talking about PC wagon
>Was talking about LATE-DAY PC wagon
>You're a retard

[Majiffy]

What do you think about the fact that the messiah counterwagon had its two leaders die?

Unless Messiah has two alignments this question doesn't hold much merit in the way of making Messiah look scummy.