Gears of War Mafia - ( Game Over! )

[Colonel Guile]

Vote: AngryPidgeon

Sucks that you drew a scum role in this game, bro.

[Colonel Guile]

Is that UN or Guille posting I JUST CAN'T TELL

That's obviously guille. He is such a jerk sometimes.

[Colonel Guile]

hmmm I'm still not sold. Bork are you scum?

What kind of post is this? Of course bork's not scum.

[Colonel Guile]

I see mollie around, but shes lurking in this thread! Clearly she and mala rolled scum. Which is ok, I expect them to implode if they did ^ ^.

Guille - how did let UN talk into allowing your name to be spelt wrong? You iz total weakling

Because, sonic boom, that's why.

Oh, and I totally recognized you Mala.

[Colonel Guile]

@ANG: I'm not scum and it boggles me you'd come to that conclusion based on this exchange.

See, he said so himself.

[Colonel Guile]

Okay AP is town

[Colonel Guile]

quit Mastin. I'm town and you should actually listen to me this game.

I see you've been working on your shit, Nero. Good shit, Nero.


Wait, in an attempt to not get lynched immediately, you hydra'd with ArcAngel9?

Bad, BAD Nero.

[Colonel Guile]

teh kernal is being kind of quiet except for giving a town read on pidgeywidgey which is....weird.

No it isn't.

also uber goober is my new best friend. he never tells me anything about himself so I don't have to pretend to be interested in the boring details of his life and mostly just blather on about my own. works out great. \o/

You're a pretty dynamite gal yourself.

so to the cgkernal hydra...why so quiet? and why do you have pidgeywidgey as town? I don't. he is unsure for me.

I'm not being quiet. I'm adjusting to remembering to log into another account because neither of us have this bookmarked on our mains so we won't alt-slip and let you all know who we are...

UberG and AANero hydras: please sign your posts.

We are Colonel Guile. Please refer to us as such.

Then there is the whole multiball theory.

This is worth discussing. Being somewhat of a Gear-head myself, there is the possibility of the Locust and the Lambent being two scum teams.

What's your take on it, Venmar?

Ok so right now AP is town, mastin is town, bork is town, Jal is town, PirateCat is town.

We are in good shape. Who's left?

[Colonel Guile]

The Uber hydra is being useless? Good chance of scum wth a side of meatballs.

Good luck pushing that angle

[Colonel Guile]

I have not played on this site in years. I popped on a month ago, and received a prod from 2008. And I'm (obviously) not too concerned about the common perception of when the random stage should stop. It's D1. I enjoy random voting and having fun. Tis what I'm gonna do.

I seem to remember you playing a game or two after 2008. Significantly after.

Do these ring any bells?

The question is, why would you lie about getting a prod from 2008?

[Colonel Guile]

I gots an internet person fluffing up their feathers at mah. If only I were a 14 year old boy and gave a shit.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT JOSH HUTCHERSON

[Colonel Guile]

Town mastin would post during surgery imo.

[Colonel Guile]

You all are silly.

[Colonel Guile]

I'm behind by 14 pages. Let me catch up over the weekend. Very Tired right now though.

[Colonel Guile]

UN is a shit ton more active in mini's, but this head isn't familiar with his large games and is too lazy to look it up....

I'm lazy on hydras. lol

That pretty much explains it.

[Colonel Guile]

guys, i am really fuckin busy

i might have to replace out of this, ironically enough
after i invited so many of you to the game

this is BULLSHIT

and i am going out of town this weekend too

[Colonel Guile]

hi viomi <3

[Colonel Guile]

There's two of you...

Yeah, that's what you'd think... but noooo

[Colonel Guile]

Uber/guile hydra is quiet. Too quiet. And Viomi has replaced in and posted absolutely zero content in her posts so far.

Honestly, I just a) keep forgetting I'm signed up for this game and sit there looking at my bookmarks page on my main, waiting for something to happen, and then I'm like "OH YEA GEARS OF WAR" and then I come here and I go "aw shit, ten more pages" and I lose all motivation, and b) never think of signing on as this hydra, and c) keep getting RL busy (srsly this shit is crazy yo).

If guille doesn't make any posts soon I might just replace this hydra with my own username, and then I'll be marginally more active. Either that, or you guys should wagon me to give me some motivation to post. lol

[Colonel Guile]

I'd much rather not lynch Slandaar.

[Colonel Guile]

Guille posting here. Man, Keeping up with a hydra is a bit harder then I expected. I'll be posting more often now.

[Colonel Guile]

This head thinks pirate cat is probably town. Mollie kinda smudges my read on them though. I have to give them an ISO and see if I can spot anything. The idea that Slaandar did not masonize is not definitive proof, especially after he announced to the world that he had this power. Had he not said anything (especially with the whole: "can't mason to scum" bit) then it would have been the best lynch for the day.

Slaander

:
1) Why did you try to mason with Pirate Cat, You who had such a read on her?
2) Is being blocked or getting a negative result indistinguishable?
3) Where you confirmed in your role that you cannot mason to scum?

[Colonel Guile]

Messiah isn't scum

, I'm not seeing how.

he is also a far more helpful person

then many others in this game so...

I'd much prefer to get rid of [X]

before I get rid of him

Bold: This is scum.

Blue: this is scum: how does one define helpful? Ah right; he doesn't suspect Pirate.

This is incorrect. Both of these.

You are falling victim to confirmation bias here imo.

[Colonel Guile]

2000, bitches!

[Colonel Guile]

Party like it's 1999!

[Colonel Guile]

we are lynching messiah today I'm pretty sure

No No messiah is town.

Why are you interested in getting him lynched?

Also, What happened to your gut read on Cryo?

[Colonel Guile]

@CG: Why didn't you vote Slandaar even though you thought I was town? Both of you aren't playing to your town meta and this worries me.

I wanted to get a resonse from him for the questions that I asked. I was trying to gauge if he was lying or working on the wrong assumption, which was possible given the Bias that he presented. Just because I thought you were town, doesn't mean that Slaandar was scum.

Unfortunately, My bosses decided to block the internet in the office and I was having a hard time to get logged on. Then UN took over.

[Colonel Guile]

Yeah; UN is barely doing anything, but attack a post by Slandaar.<-(During Day 2)

I don't even know where you guys stand in terms of reads. The us being town was the only read you have given out recently.

It was pretty damning evidence that he was lying through his teeth. His whole claim was really bogus, but the fact he claimed to have targetted us, but then said 'oh hey guys they are scum'.

I don't think Messiah is scum unless him and Slandaar did some awesome gambit here.

Ya, we both let the game snowball and had to read like 1500 post just to catch up. Most of our reads are in our heads. But we are currently discussing Buld, cryo, and mac. I'm suspicious of <--- those, but I need to go over it with my other head.

The good news is that I'm caught up and I discovered that I can log in on my main account with Firefox and log in on this with Explorer. So then I don't have to go through the whole Log off log on log off log on process. So I should be more active. As long as my bosses don't discover that I still have internet.

[Colonel Guile]

Buldermar's VT confusion sounds Legit. Reduces my suspicion of him.

[Colonel Guile]

Oh shit, there's a cult in this game?

[Colonel Guile]

First off, LOL all 3 of the Carmines died last night. I'm sure Venmar got a huge chuckle out of that.

Secondly, there are 12 players left, and assuming only 2 scum teams, there are likely 2 scum of each faction left (Stranded/Locust). That makes it 8-2-2.

Third, today is the day I will try to catch up and make sure some good shit happens. This is your Captain, er, Colonel, speaking. (Uber)

Are you ready to rock and roll, boys and girls?

[Colonel Guile]

Hey.

HEY.

You guys.

I would really appreciate it if you would give me a little bit of time today to finish reading the thread (I have already read a lot of pages) and to form some good solid reads, and share them with you all, before you lynch anybody.

i.e.

DON'T LYNCH ANYONE YET PLEASE

You fuckers have lynched people too fast every day, and I keep getting discouraged from reading during the night phase because I don't even know if I'll be alive in the morning.

So let me read while it's day time, and share the secrets of my awesomeness with you.

[Colonel Guile]

News flash: Mac is town. Unvote him, you morons.

[Colonel Guile]

See post #553. There is at least one bork-scum in [The Goat, mastin2, Majiffy, Angelius Nero]. Possibly two.
If I had to guess, I'd guess Majiffy and Angelius Nero, in order. That's still an uneducated guess based on gut at this point, though.

As for my re-read, that's coming along nicely. As for who scum is, that yet remains to be seen. Don't worry, PoE process is incoming.

What do y'all think of post #145 by borkjerfkin? Scumbuddy talk between bork and Viomi/ANG? Hmmm

Once Messiah flips, post #593 will be super useful.
There are a lot of associative tells like that, we just don't have enough info yet.

And once I die, I expect you all to follow my breadcrumbs.

Then, just use common sense to figure out which ones are wrong, and which are EVER SO UNFORGIVINGLY RIGHT.

qwints might be a decent lynch, just not yet. Remember, wait for me to finish plz. Don't lynch anyone yet. We have plenty of time left and there is absolutely no reason to rush.

Still have to read more Slandaar/bork, and I still have to finish the thread readthrough. GOOD THINGS ARE COMING.

This has been an UberNinja post. (obviously)

[Colonel Guile]

I'll have to think about qwints harder as I finish my re-read. Not sure he's scum yet, but we'll see.

Spoiler: Where did you find this picture of me? :shifty:

[Colonel Guile]

I'll have to think about qwints harder as I finish my re-read. Not sure he's scum yet, but we'll see.

Spoiler: Where did you find this picture of me? :shifty:

Seriously, are you reading a post a day?

Apparently he's reading whichever post he can make the least game-relevant response to.

Damn... are you actually scum this game, KoC?

Because this is the PERFECT "he's not being game relevant but no big deal" post that scum like to make, to try to plant Seeds of Doubt and Mislynch in other people's minds.

In other words,

IGMEOU

and you will not escape the Eye of

Sauron

The Ninja during my re-read.

Sucks for you.

[Colonel Guile]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why non-game-related content is sometimes useful.



Thank you.

I'm here all week.

[Colonel Guile]

DrippingGoofball replaces CryoNudist!

VOTE: Majiffy

STOP FUCKING ENTERING THE GAMES IM IN FFS SHIT GODDAMNIT

No, you know what, no. Fuck this.

Request Replacement

Not playing any more games than I already have to deal with with this cunt.

..............

Vote: Majiffy

[Colonel Guile]

Yes, in general. I dislike how Majiffy doesn't do shit in any of his games, he just says "I'm Majiffy. This person is scum."
and his hundreds of followers are just like OH YES MAJIFFY <3_<3 SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP

At least DGB does shit. Not this game yet, but he usually does, anyways.

There is literally nothing wrong with that play style...

That's exactly what I used to do, isn't it?

[Colonel Guile]

Also, here's some thoughts:

I'm fine with letting Majiffy's replacement catch up. If this wagon dies though, it will be nearly impossible to get it going again. I also have a decently strong scum read on that slot without the whole DGB related shitstorm. That was scummy too but that was just icing on a huge gut cake that I have spent weeks baking. So that slot is ripe to lynch.

Also, hey, who was it that said Knight of Cydonia is scum? Because I just spent quite a while reading this thread, and before that I just played Gears of War 3 for like three hours, to pump myself up to find scum in this game. And Knight of Cydonia looks like he's it. I'm ready, ready, oh so ready. Let's do this baby. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Vote: Knight of Cydonia

Obligatory "I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

[Colonel Guile]

"Hi, my name is KoC...
I don't know how to respond to pressure when I'm scum, so I joke around and try to laugh it off in an extremely exaggerated manner.

Also, instead of saying 'You're wrong, and here's why', instead I choose to try to point out something anti-town my attacker has done. I think that helps.

Overall, I just hope nobody takes UberNinja seriously, because that would really really suck for my mafia team.

Shit. I think that post I just made is way overdone. I hope nobody notices how much I exaggerated in order to make UberNinja look bad. Shit. Shit shit shit shit. I am totally gonna fry for that post. FUCK, why didn't I wait more than 5 minutes before snarkily replying? D:

FUCK."

[Colonel Guile]

Or, in a more traditional manner:

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me.

> Omg, somebody's attacking me, I better attack him back immediately and bring his reliability into question so as to discourage people from suspecting me before UberNinja even has a chance to explain things.

I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

> I'm not quite sure that he has anything solid on me, so I'm going to try to make the legalistic players go to bat for me, because UberNinja hasn't presented a case yet.

10/10 would nearly piss myself laughing at again.

This is simply a level of exagerration to a degree that is uncommon for KoC even at his snarkiest.

[Colonel Guile]

*exaggeration

[Colonel Guile]

This is rather entertaining. Jolly good show.

[Colonel Guile]

You pointed it out yes. I agree that I'm ignoring Mac for the most part. It's because I think he's town.

Read posts #52, #107 (seems unaligned with bork) and #2455 (seems town-motivated) for starters.
If you want, feel free to present an actual scum case on Mac if you think I'm missing something obv.

[Colonel Guile]

No DGB. He is clearly a BUCKET of ketchup. As per the Holy Wiki Page of the Cult of UberNinja.

[Colonel Guile]

Mac is town. The argument presented by AN is old old old. So old, it might even be considered RVS.

AND now, despite the fact that I've been calling him scum since day 1 AND knew why I thought he was scummy/what [part of] the case on him was he's all the sudden yelling that I have no case on him. So why did he not really seem to care much about my scumread on him to suddenly pissing blood? The way it looks to me is that, the game is getting smaller and there's not as many players he can kick a mislynch too, so I could see a scummer, with one man down with not as much mislynch bait around him, being worried.

With 2 rivaling mafias, the mafia teams would do their best at finding the other team and lynching them. I see no case here.

You've been tunneling Mac all game and have done nothing other than saying that MS is also scummy (Most prominent days 2,3,4). At some point you say scum team is MS + mac/Jiffy. By MS I assume you mean Marangal right? no case there either.

Like my other head said, there is no case.

[Colonel Guile]

Rubicon's read list looks like typical scum BS, but what do I know, I'm new here.

This head agrees with this.

Out of the three town reads, only the messiah read is logical. Thinking KOC is town for rage quiting, does not compute.
His scum reads are bland and weak.
Null reads are null.

one of the hardest things for scum to do when they replace into a game is to fake a scum read on somebody.

[Colonel Guile]

I would pound it

if you know what I mean

but I started the wagon, and therefore can't

[Colonel Guile]

My name is UberNinja and I fully endorse this post.

[Colonel Guile]

I would like to go on record that I did not like this lynch.

Well who the fuck else would you like to lynch today?

Do you have anything useful to input? Who else is scum?

Is it anywhere near within range of lynching, Mr. I'm Voting For Someone Who Only Has My Vote On Him?

[Colonel Guile]

Rest in Peace, Bacde.

[Colonel Guile]

VCA time.

Vote Count 1.1

[5]

Viomi (ANG):

AngryPidgeon

, Angelious Nero, Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, qwints
[3]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Mac, Viomi (ANG),

mastin2

[2]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

PirateCat

[2]

Angelious Nero:

DGB (Cryo), Rubicon (Majiffy)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

qwints
[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

Mac:

Slandaar

[1]

Ms Marangal:

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

Not Voting:

The Goat, Ms Marangal,

Jal

,

borkjerfkin

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Vote Count 1.2

[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, qwints
[2]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

PirateCat

[2]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

,

mastin2

[2]

Angelious Nero:

DGB (Cryo), Rubicon (Majiffy)
[2]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

, Angelious Nero
[2]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Mac, Viomi (ANG)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

Mac:

Slandaar

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

Not Voting:

The Goat, Ms Marangal,

Jal

,

borkjerfkin

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.3

[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, qwints
[2]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

,

mastin2

[2]

Angelious Nero:

DGB (Cryo), Rubicon (Majiffy)
[2]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

, Angelious Nero
[2]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

, The Goat
[2]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Mac, Viomi (ANG)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

The Goat:

PirateCat

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

borkjerfkin

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.4

[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, qwints
[2]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

, The Goat
[2]

mastin2

:

Jal

, Rubicon (Majiffy)
[2]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

,

mastin2

[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

[1]

Angelious Nero:

DGB (Cryo)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Ms Marangal:

Mac
[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

The Goat:

PirateCat

[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero
[1]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG)

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

borkjerfkin

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Vote Count 1.5

[3]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

,

mastin2

, Rubicon (Majiffy)
[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, qwints
[2]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

, The Goat
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

[1]

Angelious Nero:

DGB (Cryo)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero
[1]

Ms Marangal:

Mac
[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

[1]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG)

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

borkjerfkin

,

PirateCat

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.6

[5]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

,

mastin2

, Rubicon (Majiffy), DGB (Cryo),

borkjerfkin

[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, qwints
[2]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

, Angelious Nero
[2]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

, The Goat
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

Ms Marangal:

Mac
[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

[1]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG)

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

PirateCat

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.7

[5]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

,

borkjerfkin

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints,

mastin2

[3]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Rubicon (Majiffy), Angelious Nero
[2]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Messiah:

DGB (Cryo)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

[1]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG)

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

PirateCat

, The Goat, Mac

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.8

[4]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Rubicon (Majiffy), Angelious Nero,

borkjerfkin

[3]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

, qwints,

mastin2

[2]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

[2]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

,

AngryPidgeon

[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Messiah:

DGB (Cryo)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

[1]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG)

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

PirateCat

, The Goat, Mac

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.9

[4]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Rubicon (Majiffy), Angelious Nero,

borkjerfkin

[3]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

, qwints,

mastin2

[2]

Viomi (ANG):

Messiah,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

[1]

Angelious Nero:

DGB (Cryo)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

[1]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG)

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

PirateCat

, The Goat, Mac

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.10

[6]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

borkjerfkin

,

Knight of Cydonia

, DGB (Cryo)
[3]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

, qwints,

mastin2

[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[2]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG), Mac
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Messiah:

AngryPidgeon

[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat

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Vote Count 1.11

[6]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

borkjerfkin

,

Knight of Cydonia

, DGB (Cryo)
[4]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints,

Slandaar

[2]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG), Mac
[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[1]

DGB (Cryo):

mastin2

[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat

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Vote Count 1.12

[5]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

, DGB (Cryo)
[4]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints,

borkjerfkin

[2]

DGB (Cryo):

mastin2

,

Slandaar

[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[2]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG), Mac
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Knight of Cydonia

:

PeregrineV

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.13

[5]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

, DGB (Cryo)
[3]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

, qwints,

borkjerfkin

[2]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[2]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: Viomi (ANG), Mac
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

:

PeregrineV

[1]

mastin2

:

Jal

Not Voting:

Ms Marangal,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.14

[6]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

, DGB (Cryo),

borkjerfkin

[4]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints,

PeregrineV

[2]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

, Mac
[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

qwints:

Ms Marangal

Not Voting:

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat, Viomi (ANG),

Jal

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.15

[6]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

, Ms Marangal
[5]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints, Mac,

havingfitz

[2]

Angelious Nero:

PeregrineV

, DGB (Cryo)
[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

DGB (Cryo):

Slandaar

Not Voting:

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat, Viomi (ANG),

Jal

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.16

[6]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints, Mac,

havingfitz

, DGB (Cryo)
[5]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Angelious Nero:

PeregrineV

[1]

PirateCat

:

Slandaar

[1]

havingfitz

: Ms Marangal

Not Voting:

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

, The Goat, Viomi (ANG),

Jal

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.17

[6]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints, Mac,

havingfitz

,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

[6]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

, Ms Marangal
[3]

Angelious Nero:

PeregrineV

, Viomi (ANG), DGB (Cryo)
[2]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero
[1]

Colonel Guile

:

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

PirateCat

:

Slandaar

Not Voting:

The Goat,

Jal

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.18

[8]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

, qwints, Mac,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

,

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

PeregrineV

, Angelious Nero
[7]

Slandaar

: Rubicon (Majiffy), Messiah,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

, Ms Marangal, DGB (Cryo)
[2]

PirateCat

:

Slandaar

,

havingfitz

[1]

Angelious Nero:

Viomi (ANG)
[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

Not Voting:

The Goat,

Jal

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.19

[7]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

,

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

PeregrineV

, Angelious Nero,

Jal

[5]

Slandaar

:

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

, Ms Marangal, DGB (Cryo), Rubicon (Majiffy)
[3]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

:

PirateCat

, Messiah, Qwints
[1]

Angelious Nero:

Viomi (ANG)
[1]

PirateCat

:

havingfitz

[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

[1]

Viomi (ANG):

Slandaar

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 1.20

[6]

Messiah:

mastin2

,

AngryPidgeon

,

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

PeregrineV

, Angelious Nero,

Jal

[5]

Slandaar

:

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

, Ms Marangal, DGB (Cryo), Rubicon (Majiffy)
[4]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

:

PirateCat

, Messiah, Qwints, The Goat
[3]

PirateCat

:

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

,

havingfitz

,

Slandaar

[1]

Angelious Nero:

Viomi (ANG)
[1]

AngryPidgeon

:

Colonel Guile

Not Voting:

Mac

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 2.1

[7]

Slandaar

:

PirateCat

, Rubicon (Majiffy), The Goat, Ms Marangal, Viomi (ANG), Messiah,

Knight of Cydonia

[5]

PirateCat

:

Slandaar

, Qwints,

havingfitz

, Angelious Nero,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, DGB (Cryo),

borkjerfkin

, Mac,

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

Jal

,

PeregrineV

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 2.2

[10]

Slandaar

:

PirateCat

, Rubicon (Majiffy), The Goat, Ms Marangal, Viomi (ANG), Messiah,

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

,

havingfitz

, DGB (Cryo)
[3]

PirateCat

:

Slandaar

, Angelious Nero,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, Mac,

Bacde (Bitmap)

,

Jal

,

PeregrineV

, Qwints

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 3.1

[4]

Mac:

Messiah,

PirateCat

,

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

,

havingfitz

[3]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: The Goat, Rubicon (Majiffy), DGB (Cryo)
[1]

Angelious Nero:

Mac
[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

: Qwints
[1]

havingfitz

:

PeregrineV

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero, Viomi (ANG), Ms Marangal,

Knight of Cydonia

,

borkjerfkin

,

Bacde (Bitmap)

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 3.2

[7]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: The Goat, Rubicon (Majiffy), DGB (Cryo), Ms Marangal,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

, Messiah
[2]

Mac:

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

,

havingfitz

[1]

Angelious Nero:

Mac
[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

: Qwints
[1]

havingfitz

:

PeregrineV

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero, Viomi (ANG),

borkjerfkin

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 3.3

[9]

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

: The Goat, Rubicon (Majiffy), DGB (Cryo), Ms Marangal,

PirateCat

,

Knight of Cydonia

, Messiah,

Bacde (Bitmap)

[2]

Mac:

buldermar (GuyInFreezer)

,

havingfitz

[1]

Angelious Nero:

Mac
[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

: Qwints
[1]

havingfitz

:

PeregrineV

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, Angelious Nero, Viomi (ANG),

borkjerfkin

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 4.1

[4]

Bacde (Bitmap)

: DGB (Cryo), Viomi (ANG),

Knight of Cydonia

, Rubicon (Majiffy)
[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Mac, qwints, Messiah
[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero
[1]

qwints:

Ms Marangal

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, The Goat

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 4.2

[5]

qwints:

Ms Marangal, Rubicon (Majiffy), DGB (Cryo), Viomi (ANG), The Goat
[3]

Viomi (ANG):

Mac, qwints, Messiah
[1]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Bacde (Bitmap)

[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero
[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

:

Knight of Cydonia

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 4.2

[3]

qwints:

Ms Marangal, DGB (Cryo), Viomi (ANG)
[2]

Angelious Nero:

Mac, Rubicon (Majiffy)
[2]

Viomi (ANG):

qwints, Messiah
[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero
[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

:

Knight of Cydonia

Not Voting:

Colonel Guile

, The Goat,

Bacde (Bitmap)

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 4.3

[5]

Knight of Cydonia

:

Colonel Guile

, qwints,

Bacde (Bitmap)

, DGB (Cryo), Ms Marangal
[3]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

, Messiah, Viomi (ANG)
[1]

DGB (Cryo):

The Goat
[1]

Angelious Nero:

Mac
[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero

Not Voting:

Rubicon (Majiffy)

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 4.4

[6]

Knight of Cydonia

:

Colonel Guile

, qwints, DGB (Cryo), Ms Marangal, Viomi (ANG), Mac
[3]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

, Messiah
[1]

Mac:

Angelious Nero
[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

: The Goat

Not Voting:

Rubicon (Majiffy),

Bacde (Bitmap)

----------------------------------------

Vote Count 4.5

[7]

Knight of Cydonia

:

Colonel Guile

, qwints, DGB (Cryo), Ms Marangal, Viomi (ANG), Mac, Angelious Nero
[3]

Rubicon (Majiffy):

Knight of Cydonia

, Messiah
[1]

Bacde (Bitmap)

: The Goat

Not Voting:

Rubicon (Majiffy),

Bacde (Bitmap)

Go to work, fellas.

[Colonel Guile]

But now we know "caught-for-the-wrong-reason" is a really good scumtell.

I agree with this, but consider the two rage quits. How easily recognizable is this "Tell"? It was plainly obvious in KoC. His position was. "I can't play with DGB and Bacde because their arguments are illogical." That is clearer as a "Cuaght for the wrong reason" Tell. I've been through it too, but I did not replace out for it. Jokes on him that He is still in the game and his replacement didn't go through.
Majiffy's was different. DGB enters the game. Votes Majiffy. And Majiffy says disgruntenly that he does not wish to play with DGB. It comes to mind that he would have done the same whether DGB votes or not. So, Majiffy's rage quite is not the reason for his scumminess.

DGB

: Why did you vote for Majiffy at your entry post?

[Colonel Guile]

I particularly find it hard to believe that AN is Red Scum. I think Red-Nero wouldn't have defended him as hard as he did if he was going to flip red. He is either Orange or Town.

[Colonel Guile]

He had no way of knowning that Bork will die. Hence why he did not link you to him until he fliped.

The likelyhood of AN being scum is high. So is Rubicon's. In that we agree.

[Colonel Guile]

AN: Where in the writeup do you see a blocked kill?

I haven't read any of the "flavor" yet. TL;DR. We've usally had 2 kills a night, tonight we only had one. Either a kill was stopped some kind of way or the red scum is all dead but metawise I'd think it was a 3v3.

False.

We had 2 kills on Night 1, 1 kill on Night 2, and 4 kills on Night 3.

Try again.

[Colonel Guile]

Nero wasn't defending KoC for what it's worth, just not hammering

show me the post where I refused to hammer? I prob did say that I didn't want to hammer yet but that =//=refusing to hammer.

"show me the post where I" is one of my favorite scum tells, for the record.

[Colonel Guile]

He had no way of knowning that Bork will die. Hence why he did not link you to him until he fliped.

Although I'm agreeing with scum...this.

Oh no u di' 'int guuuurl

-snaps fingers in a Z-

[Colonel Guile]

Yes. Two scum teams both hit independent lover pairs, causing two Romeo + Juliet scenarios. That's super believable.





Try again, homeboy.

[Colonel Guile]

And 3 Carmine boys all dying in three different shots is just mere happenstance.

That was hilarious as fuck tbh.

vote: AN

Everyone seems convinced that I'm mafia and I don't see anyway to convince folks that I'm not. Therefore, I'd be a liability in LYLO and my mislynch would be much better served today then later.

Mac
Guile
MS
^
^
scum

I'm not scum. Mac's probably not scum. Why is Ms Marangal scum?

[Colonel Guile]

If I hit KoC can we get Nero tomorrow?

if KoC is scum, sure

if not then tomorrow is gonna be one big ball of crazy

just gonna drop this here

[Colonel Guile]

If I hit KoC can we get Nero tomorrow?

if KoC is scum, sure

if not then tomorrow is gonna be one big ball of crazy

just gonna drop this here

test dem waters more scum.

Oh, but I'm not scum. And I think you know that.

Vote: Angelious Nero

Meh.

We'll nail the minor scum after we nail the major scum AN or Rubicon.

VOTE: Rubicon

Switch to Angelious Nero with me. I promise, this is going to be good.

I hate this.

I HATE this.

I might have been wrong the entire damn time.

That pisses me off. Almost as much as DGB being staggeringly wrong about me...but she was right about KOC. I was wrong.

vote Rubicon.

I would really like to hear from Messiah before we proceed.

I too would like to hear from Messiah.

But hey Goat-boy, since you're planning to sheep DGB, you might as well just vote Angelious Nero. DGB's only voting Rubicon because she hasn't switched to Angelious Nero yet. But an AN wagon's where it's at, and DGB's juuuust about to switch.

Also, I think I have found good reason to believe that Rubicon should not be lynched today. So there's that.

I don't understand how Messiah isn't dead yet. There is a possibility that he's scum.

I don't understand how we're all not dead yet. There is a possibility that everyone in the game is scum.

See the problem with your post yet?

there is a possibility that he is being protected. Seriously, if Messiah was scum he would have no reason to lie and say that Slandaar didn't visit Molliecat. He also risked himself by stating as such because, had Slandaar flip town, and flip the role that he stated he was he would have been questioned hardcore

and Messiah stated that Slandaar didn't visit Molliecat before Slandaar stated that they were scum and that the masoning didn't work so...

Also, hello, there were only one kill each on Nights 2 and 4. That probably has something to do with it.

Something tells me we are getting lucky on blocking/protecting kills so far, and that Night 3 was for all intents and purposes A Night of Power Role Shenanigans.

Since it seems we've had good luck on that so far, I'd like to ask for protection from kills tonight

[Colonel Guile]

Explain to me why you think AngelNero is scum Uber

[Colonel Guile]

I'm almost positive that Rubicon is town (i.e. neither scum team) if Angelious Nero flips scum. Please trust me on this DGB.

[Colonel Guile]

I saw no-one visit DGB.

vote: AN

Hmf.

Okay, then.

Again, if I was wrong about Majiffy, I will be tragically upset.

Let's lynch Goat instead actually.

Vote: The Goat

He's completely fucking useless.

[Colonel Guile]

WAIT. THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

Also, here's some thoughts:

I'm fine with letting Majiffy's replacement catch up. If this wagon dies though, it will be nearly impossible to get it going again. I also have a decently strong scum read on that slot without the whole DGB related shitstorm. That was scummy too but that was just icing on a huge gut cake that I have spent weeks baking. So that slot is ripe to lynch.

Also, hey, who was it that said Knight of Cydonia is scum? Because I just spent quite a while reading this thread, and before that I just played Gears of War 3 for like three hours, to pump myself up to find scum in this game. And Knight of Cydonia looks like he's it. I'm ready, ready, oh so ready. Let's do this baby. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Vote: Knight of Cydonia

Obligatory "I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me. I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

"I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

10/10 would nearly piss myself laughing at again.

VS.

I saw no-one visit DGB.

vote: AN

Hmf.

Okay, then.

Again, if I was wrong about Majiffy, I will be tragically upset.

Let's lynch Goat instead actually.

Vote: The Goat

He's completely fucking useless.

...because your impersonation of a Jerry Springer guest has been super helpful. You can Z-snap that in a circle and stick it up your ass, homeboy. Because I said so.

SCUM? YOU DECIDE.

[Colonel Guile]

UberGuile, you know I love you, but I can't see what you are pointing out in your post.

I'm sure I agree with it. But understanding it would be a cool bonus.

Look at it. It's the exact same brand of snarky-ass response to an unexpected vote on them.

I can't bring myself to believe it's anything other than mistakenly believing he can save himself from the slippery slope of "having not been too noticeable" and suddenly being brought into the light. It's like he's trying to hold the moral high ground or snark his way out of pressure or something. Just like KoC tried, but it didn't work too well for him either.

See it. Feel it. Believe it. Vote it. Lynch it. Flip it. Rinse, repeat it.

[Colonel Guile]

Oh I get post #2977. KOC says you pulled your scumread out of your arse, and Goat wants you to shove your scumread up your arse.

Is this some sort of new scumtell?

UberNinja pulls accurate scum reads out of HIS OWN ass, and shoves them up OTHERS' asses. He does NOT shove them back up his own ass. For that would be most unsanitary.

However...

The Mystery Of UberNinja's Arse

notwithstanding, The Goat is scum and needs to die.

Also, obligatory:

"I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

[Colonel Guile]

Unvote

Let's puzzle this out real quick. Stand by.

[Colonel Guile]

Guile, you should probably come out with whatever you were hinting at. If I saw it, so did scum.

Actually I didn't see anything that made me think Rubicon is scum.

All I know is that Rubicon will ALREADY die tonight NO MATTER WHAT, due to machinations already set in place by Yours Truly, so lynching him today would be a waste of a lynch.

We should lynch someone else.

@ DGB ^ read this

[Colonel Guile]

No.

I'm Corporal Dominic Santiago, Town Doctor. Majiffy protected Messiah nights 1-3. I protected Colonel Guile last night, guessing that scum would not risk targeting Messiah until a doctor had flipped. Presumably this accounts for the single kill.

VOTE: The Goat

Is it possible we have two town docs? Probably not.

Which one of these sounds like a legitimate doctor? Tsk tsk tsk

[Colonel Guile]

Still think we should lynch The Goat today... BECAUSE:

1. Why would a doctor react in such an antagonistic way towards a single vote? He'd lay low instead, like he's been doing all game.

2. Why the snap-claim between posts 3000 and 3004? This doesn't really ring true. Also, the "nimrods" and "unspeakable idiots" sounds a bit like a calculated post, even though he's allegedly posting on his phone and making rapid-fire posts.

3. Dizzy Wallin doesn't really sound like a Doc-type claim. He's more of a JOAT or VT kind of role, probably VT because JACK (character) would be the Jack. Doc would be like Anya Stroud or something. Call it out-guessing the mod, call it whatever you want, but Dizzy isn't a Doc type of character in the game. Smells like a fakeclaim.

Vote: The Goat

I think both him AND the Rubicon/Majiffy slot are scum.

[Colonel Guile]

W...wait a minute.

Also this post sounds fake as fuck.

[Colonel Guile]

I admit, I'm kinda falling for Angelious Nero's appeals to emotion.

I'm kinda not wanting to listen to the AtE on one hand, but on the other hand, I still think Goat is the best lynch for today.

[Colonel Guile]

And proud of it motherfucker.

[Colonel Guile]

Answer my posts in #3029 satisfactorily, and we'll talk.

Also anyone who is town should unvote Rubicon as that is a dead slot already anyway.

[Colonel Guile]

*points

[Colonel Guile]

Alright Goat gets to live until tomorrow DGB.

If we're not lynching Angelious, Rubicon, or Goat, then who the fuck are we lynching?

[Colonel Guile]

Vi are you sure you're reading the thread, lol

[Colonel Guile]

Unvote; Vote: Messiah

DEATH TO MESSIAH

[Colonel Guile]

You can't pick Goat, AN, or Rubicon. Who's next on your list?

[Colonel Guile]

Who knows? He's as good a bet as anyone else, right?

brb, ISOing.

[Colonel Guile]

Actually, we should all unvote, and not rush this.

Viomi, let's have a little chat. Are you scum? Can you tell me anything useful you've done this game?

Mac, I want to know why you think Messiah thinks/thought you are/were scum, in your own words.

Messiah, tell me what you think of EVERYTHING in the game please.

[Colonel Guile]

In good faith:

Unvote

I expect everyone else to follow suit. Please.

[Colonel Guile]

ferret on crack

Welcome to UberNinja's cage.

Daykill: DrippingGoofball

[Colonel Guile]

I somehow managed to skip over where he claimed the name.

Still voting goat :3

Answer my fucking questions.

[Colonel Guile]

I somehow managed to skip over where he claimed the name.

Still voting goat :3

Answer my fucking questions.

Answer mine. What is this "mechanism" you're referring to?

You don't need to worry about that yet.

I understand it's embarrassing for you to have blown your load prematurely, but that doesn't mean everyone has to.

[Colonel Guile]

Hello, where the fuck is everybody

[Colonel Guile]

I am unapologetically a douchebag when the situation calls for it.

So, Mr. Claimed Doc, what do YOU want to do today? Just sit there on your claim and look pretty, and while you're at it try to out some more claims?

Or are you actually gonna get some useful shit done for once in your life?

[Colonel Guile]

Yeah but I want to talk a whole lot before we lynch anybody.

Where the fuck is everybody. Except for us and The Goat, we're sitting on an over 24-hour gap in the game where nobody else is talking but us.
Where are the other seven players in the game? I refuse to believe they're all too busy to think about this game.

I want there to be some good discussion before I get back.

Anybody who wants to lynch qwints/AN/Mac/ANYBODY needs to have a damn good case as far as I'm concerned.

[Colonel Guile]

Oh hey look. Immediately after I complain that nobody's posting, somebody posts.

[Colonel Guile]

This is my favorite, btw.

[Colonel Guile]

I would but I think you're town now. Your spectacular AtE won me over.

So here's another video for you:

[Colonel Guile]

Jesus Christ you are fucking dumb. Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and vote me.

You think I'm town but you continue to make snide lil' comments. Jesus Christ, you are immature as fuck.

where the hell is this animosity coming from nero

do you have anything useful to say?
if not, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up

and that's a commentary i usually reserve for cunts like Tierce

[Colonel Guile]

VOTE: qwints

Dance.

[Colonel Guile]

Yo Rubicon since you're gonna die and all do you wanna give us something a little bit better than that?