Gears of War Mafia - ( Game Over! )

[The Goat]

Hi!

9 pages and 214 posts...in less than 12 hours?

This is not the Mafiascum I remember.

Anyway, random.org says

vote CryoNudist.

I await your mockery with eager derision.

[The Goat]

The Uber hydra is being useless? Good chance of scum wth a side of meatballs. AP is town? WELL. THANKS FOR POSTING.

KoC contributed as much as I have in terms of content and scum hunting and I only have to post so...

What does this mean.

I don't know what is going on with Pirate cat but I don't like any of their posts or votes and the goat vote looks like it could be scum trying to get into the game, especially after they made that big ass post telling how people smelled/posted funny/odd and voted no one in it.

@The Goat:

: Did you read any of the thread before posting?

P-Edit: Yeah, but his posting really is awful and scummy. I want to hear more about D3 stuff.

I hyperskimmed. I will do a more thorough read after dinner and the kids get to bed.

[The Goat]

Additionally, I will need a refresher course on clever acronyms at some point.

[The Goat]

@Angelious Nero, he had he same response to the situation as I did. I was leaning more town on him as a result. You make it sound like he called GIF out in 47, but he didn't. He was questioning why bork would call GIF town. And the whole timestamps argument across a 12-minute span is pretty damn weak.

my point exactly.

In 47 he echoed your reasoning and made it sound like he had found post 33 scummy but didn't call GIF on it until after you did

. Now maybe he wasn't online when GIF posted 33 but I think its quite a coincidence that he just happened to be online 14 mins later to be able to sheep/echo you. Yea its weak, its day 1 with 4 pages but its a slot to watch me thinks.

I'm going to remember this...because I had the exact same reaction during my read. It looked to me like scum piling on.

[The Goat]

Okay.

Hi again.

@Piratecat: I almost always drop a random vote on D1 (RVS = Random Vote Strategy?), because there's not usually a whole lot to analyze. I also mess around with people, just to see how they react.

Regarding the saber rattling in the first few pages, Mac looks the dirtiest to me. Post #47 seemed contrived. If ANG is scum, Mac almost certainly is as well.

Recently, the KoC/Angelous Nero/Majiffy kerfluffle struck me as interesting. Starting here:

Didn't majiffy do this exact same bullshit in overly posh mafia? And flip town? Just saying, I don't get why people are up in arms about lynching him, unless its pure policy..in which case, wagon-ho!

I would it is totally PL, Majiffy is not helpful, arragont and totally suck at scum hunting. Each wagon he pushes they all end up being town.
He is horrible at this game. I don't know why he even play

What I found most amusing is that a couple posts later, NERO called MAJIFFY a dick. This has nothing to do with whether either is scummy. It just made me laugh.

Now...I may be swayed by Majiffy's line of thought being similar to my own (read as: Not much happening D1), but it looks like KoC was trying to build a case against him out of thin air with post 201, to the point where I'm going to do this to see what happens:

Vote: KoC

[The Goat]

Thanks for filling me in on what he actually means there, champ!

Except, he didn't actually say these things. He didn't say scummy or call people scummy individuals. If he thought they were scummy, why not just say, HEY I THINK THEY ARE SCUMMY!! ? Because he is not actually giving reads, Mr "Meh, not D1 Lynch Material."

You're not the brightest crayon in this box of players, are you?

Wait. ARE you a dick?

[The Goat]

Thank you.

[The Goat]

I've been described as such in so many words.

Your honesty is refreshing.

Are you scum?

[The Goat]

Would you believe any answer I gave?

I was hoping you would be lured into a pattern of answering "yes." Sales technique and all.

Ah, well...one of these days, that'll work

My vote stays where it is.

[The Goat]

first off, that technique won't work on line since you have to type out your response

second off, you admit that you were trying to get Jiffy to "claim" scum? that move is so anti-town, it isn't even funny

I'm going to assume you're kidding.

[The Goat]

there was a list passed around a few years ago of 20something scumtells. most of them are outdated. like the food tell. voting from random.org was another one. goat boy knows perfectly well that his rvs vote is misplaced cos...we are out of rvs. have been for a while.

I get town wanting to stir things up

but the timing is wrong. the game is moving at a fast paced so....why the rvs vote? it is an entrance into a game when you are a sub when you are for whatever reason feeling unconfident. whether it is cos he doesn't know a lot of people or cos he is not confident in his team is what I would like to determine.

I'm not a sub.

I wandered into the game about 10 hours after it started. In my experience, the average Mafia game had a page or two of posts at that point. Things have apparently changed in my absence.

I looked through quickly, and from the vote count, it was evident that nobody was close to a lynch. So I random voted. I'm sorry if you don;t like my play style, but if you're going to get that worked up about it at this point, it says a lot more about you than me, imho.

I stated I'd read up on the game, and I did...and I gave my opinions.

If anyone seriously thinks I was trying to trick majiffy into making a scum claim, then that person needs to pay very close attention to my next post, because it tells them what they need to know.

[The Goat]

The bolded part is the important bit.

@Piratecat: I almost always drop a random vote on D1 (RVS = Random Vote Strategy?), because there's not usually a whole lot to analyze.

I also mess around with people, just to see how they react.

Post 260 is meant to be taken seriously. Everything involving majiffy thereafter is pretty much "poking him with a stick to see how he reacts."

[The Goat]

don't you dare pair me with that scumshit mollie, seriously, don't. I want nothing to do with him, and no goat, I'm not joking. that stunt you pulled is anti-town, but I can't figure out if it's coming from a townsman, or if it's coming from scum

Welcome to my suspect list.

Please explain to me how it's anti-town.

[The Goat]

when someone does a fluff post about what they ate. it can't be used anymore cos town drops it all of the time (borealis on tr and rach marie on this site). occasionally it still works as far as picking out scum.

I don't know if that is what goat boy is doing or not so can you plz stop interfering!

eta: goat boy,

what makes you think I don't like your playstyle

? I actually quite like it. especially if you turn out to be scum.

don't turn this into a personal issue when what I am clearly quite saying is that you dropped a legit scumtell that dates way back.

eta2: xposts

You disliked my random vote at that point of D1, correct? That's what I'm referring to.

[The Goat]

The Goat, why did you decide to RVS vote if you didn't have time instead of not replying or saying you will catch up soon?

Didn't really put a lot of thought into the process.

It was a random vote. Once I realized that multiple undergarments were bunched up over it, I *did* state that I would catch up soon.

[The Goat]

but it does not mean I don't like your playstyle it means I don't like your vote

there IS a difference

Okay. I tend to draw a correlation between the two.

[The Goat]

What? the stunt you pulled with Jiffy?

you basically admitted to trying to manipulate him into stating something that you wanted to hear so... it's anti-town

.

Pedit: big post is scummy? huh?

:blank stare:

Well, you had better get ready to be suspicious of me every D1 of every game you're in with me then.

Let me clear this up as best I can: In no way, shape or form did I seriously think I could trick or manipulate majiffy in that manner. It was intended to be ridiculous and amusing. I assumed that was tremendously evident. Apparently it was not.

Now...tomorrow, assuming I'm alive, I'm going to tell someone that I'm trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them to get them to admit their alignment. DISCLAIMER: This will also be a joke.

[The Goat]

Still don't really care what a player slot thinks of their own post.

I don't care about this playstyle crap, either.

Why RVS at that page though? By skimming or just looking at the BW, it should be obvious that stage was over. You've played multiple games on this site before so you should know that the "random stage" should be over.

I have not played on this site in years. I popped on a month ago, and received a prod from 2008. And I'm (obviously) not too concerned about the common perception of when the random stage should stop. It's D1. I enjoy random voting and having fun. Tis what I'm gonna do.

[The Goat]

Hmm interesting. That comment right there might be the only thing that makes me lean slightly town on you Goats. Scum normally care what they look like to avoid early suspicion and town can normally careless what they look like and use a number of certain ways to show it.

Remember that Jedi Mind Trick thing I just mentioned?

(I'm KIDDING!)

[The Goat]

And could we settle on a nickname, please? Goatie? Goatboy? Goats? Pick one.

[The Goat]

She'll pick one eventually.

There are two of them flinging monikers around. Or maybe three.

[The Goat]

How about "Goatastic?" I kinda like that one.

Anywho, I'm going to bed.

[The Goat]

Good morning. Have we determined which of the snarky parties on this page is less perturbed by the opposing party's mockery? Because that's really what we're trying to accomplish here; not hunt scum or anything.

(Note: The last sentence was sarcasm. I am the Goat, and I approve this message.)

[The Goat]

Well, technically, that would have been the previous page, now. Dammit.

[The Goat]

Oh, dear God.

[The Goat]

I'm gonna get ready for work; can someone please explain the term "white knighting" to me? That whole exchange between Piratecat and Marangal a few pages back looks interesting.

[The Goat]

Thank you.

[The Goat]

Jal, when you check in, I'd like your analysis of what Slandaar did in post 327.

[The Goat]

I voted scum is what I did. I am not joking.

Okay. I believe you're not joking.

You're also not Jal, though.

[The Goat]

Goat and ANG, what happened to your read on Mac?

It stands. Still find that post shady. Am beginning "catch-up" right now.

[The Goat]

I have not played on this site in years. I popped on a month ago, and received a prod from 2008. And I'm (obviously) not too concerned about the common perception of when the random stage should stop. It's D1. I enjoy random voting and having fun. Tis what I'm gonna do.

I seem to remember you playing a game or two after 2008. Significantly after.

Do these ring any bells?

The question is, why would you lie about getting a prod from 2008?

Huh. Yeah, it was 2010. No idea where I pulled 2008 from. Lie<>Error. I actually commented on this in a werewolf game (on another site, obviously) at the time I got the pm...with the correct year. If you'd like me to, I'll post a link, assuming that's not against the rules or incredibly bad form.

[The Goat]

Hey, I just realised that I've completely disregarded some pressure towards me because I asked bork why GIF is town.

I'm not sure how Nero has come to the conclusion that me and ANG will be partners should he flip scum. I mean, really? I asked why bork called GIF town based on #33 (and glossed over ninja posts in the process) and then thought, if anything, it was more likely to be a scum move.

Anyway, Ms. Marangal looks really strange for her interactions with The Goat a couple of pages back. I thought TG was pretty clearly joking around and it was taken literally. Looked like she was trying to form a case on Goat out of nothing to me.

VOTE: Ms. Marangal

This post freaks me out horrendously. I'll get to why in a bit.

[The Goat]

This Mac pressure seriously sucks though.

Messiah is a quality lynch.

Can you explain?

I'm currently perplexed by a horrific circle of the three people I suspect as scum being directly correlated.

In short, my #2 suspect (Mac) finds my #3 suspect (Madrigal) to be suspicious for the identical reason I voted for my #1 suspect (KoC).

I need bourbon. Back in a few.

[The Goat]

who are your circle of 3 I forget

Did you only read half of my post?

In short, my

#2 suspect (Mac)

finds my

#3 suspect (Madrigal)

to be suspicious for the identical reason I voted for my

#1 suspect (KoC)

.

[The Goat]

AP - How in the world does PV look town for that post? I don't even remotely see that. In fact I don't see how that post is an indication of either alignment.

FWIW, you look solidly town to me.

Slightly crazy, but town.

[The Goat]

who is madrigal

also how long are you planning on staying away from cryo

1) Sorry. "Marangal"

2) I will stay away from Cryo until I am of the opinion that he is not town. Then I will vote for him.

[The Goat]

AP: Thank you.

[The Goat]

There was also something that Mastin did that bothered me. I'm gonna go back and look.

[The Goat]

2) I will stay away from Cryo until I am of the opinion that he is not town. Then I will vote for him.

How are you planning on making this determination?

When he posts or votes in a way that I find scummy.

[The Goat]

Okay. Why don't you interact with him to force a slip or a scummy comment instead of hanging back allowing the time to come?

I've been pretty damned busy responding to your interrogation since my random vote.

[The Goat]

PirateHydra...whichever head I'm speaking to at the moment:

You had a bad read on me. It's okay to think that. However...I'm going to apologize in advance for excessive sarcasm if you continue to chase minutia.

[The Goat]

Okay. Why don't you interact with him to force a slip or a scummy comment instead of hanging back allowing the time to come?

Wait....wait a second.

Are you seriously suggesting that a random vote should be followed up with interaction in the possible event that said random vote had actual merit in finding scum?

In other words, why in the world would I interact with Cryo more than any other player that I hadn't developed a read on as yet?

[The Goat]

MollieK, I really want to talk. I'm one of the few people not town-reading you this game and I can't tell if its because I'm paranoid (definitely possible) or we really aren't working towards the same win con. So what is your read on me right now? I'd appreciate a stream of thoughts from one of yo about why your opinion of me is what it is. Why is mastin such a liability that he should be vig'd? Mastin is more valuable than you think. I really don't get why you would think he is town but insist that he must go for his claim.

Why was Ms Marangal scummy circa post 270?

If you had to give me your combined top 5 townreads and top 2 scumreads, who would they be?

Also, @mastin. Yes you. I think I know what you are getting at. But I swear I'm not scum this game and there will be no need to be looking at me even beyond Today. Seriously. I will be disappointed if you don't trust me this game.

For what it's worth, I did a little research on you, and a pretty damned funny conclusion to a game in which you were scum.

I do not think you're scum this game.

[The Goat]

Also for what it's worth, it looks to me PirateCat is shaking the trees to see what comes falling out. Is that the typical MO for her as town?

[The Goat]

Random thought: Can someone post a link to where AN explains why he/they/whatever think Majiffy is scum? If there is no such link, I'd like to hear the case. Majiffy is cracking me the hell up, and I'd like to make sure that's not blinding me to something obvious.

[The Goat]

Well, that timing worked out well.

[The Goat]

PirateHydra...whichever head I'm speaking to at the moment:

You had a bad read on me. It's okay to think that. However...I'm going to apologize in advance for excessive sarcasm if you continue to chase minutia.

are you being serious you can't tell mala and I apart

she capitalises and punctuates and stuff

also she is the sane one

no one can accuse me of being these things ever

Noted. MollieK = crazy one with indifference to punctuation and capitalization. Thank you.

[The Goat]

It was destiny. Who else is mentioned in your role card btw?

I kinda want to form a town bloc with Goat, Slandaar, mastin2, Majiffy and AA9/Nero. Pretty sure of those townreads (just gotta stop Nero/AA from trying to kill Majiffy). And most of those townreads are sure of MollieK. In hindsight, I think Majiffy is right about Mollie playing par for the town course.

Other town reads: Jal, PV, Bork, Mac

I'm not usually much of a "joiner" - will there be bacon? Or bourbon? Or bacon-wrapped bourbon?

[The Goat]

Strongest town reads thus far (in no particular order):

PirateCat
Majiffy
AP
qwints

[The Goat]

Thegoat, what do you think of AN's case on mac, and why aren't you on that wagon?

I'm assuming you're referring to his early read on Mac's overreaction to Bork's post. I saw it similarly. I am not on that wagon because I don't feel as strongly about that as I do about KoC being scum.

I'll be phone posting for the rest of the day as I can; may check in very late. Apparently my workplace's Websense filter dislikes Mafiascum.net.

[The Goat]

I mean, the only real case I have on him is that RV outside of RVS

and his admittance to active manipulation

. is it really not that dependable scum-tell?

Yeah.

That'll about do it.

unvote, vote Ms. Marangal.

[The Goat]

(And I jump off of my former #1 suspect, onto the same wagon as my new #3 suspect. That's dandy.)

Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna take a look at the LVG and try to figure out how I feel about them.

[The Goat]

but seriously, that's just about the shittiest case of OMGUS one could come up with

Oh, you're being serious?

Okay, let's be serious.

There is absolute NO way that you or anyone else can keep pushing the "active manipulation" BS that you keep trying to jam down everyone's throat and be town. None.

It was clearly a joke. I said it was a joke. The person I said it to said it was a joke. EVERYONE ELSE told you it was a joke. They actually TYPED (paraphrased) "Um, Ms. Marangal, we're pretty sure that was a joke." Every single event, short of Jesus Christ or whatever deity (if any) you choose to hold as a pure and honest soul descending in front of you and proclaiming in the holiest of decrees

"HE WAS KIDDING"

has now occurred.

And yet you continue to suggest that I'm scum because "I tried to actively manipulate Majiffy."

If you want to continue down the path of trying to present me as scum because of a random vote after what is the general consensus of RVS is, fine. I understand it, but I quite frankly don't care.

My first (post random) vote was based on KoC trying to manipulate evidence our of thin air. You've now done the same thing, and far surpassed what he did. That is why you have my vote now.

[The Goat]

(and please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did.)

[The Goat]

the thing is though, you are scum. one way or another, I'm going to get the evidence to prove that I'm right, hell I'll probably even find out who your buddies are in the process. right now, I'm leaning KoC and maybe Mac. you state that you suspect them, but you never have once put to much pressure on them, Mac more specifically. I mean, you can easily live without all your partners right?

Pedit: yes I did, I can't die so there's no inherent danger in doing what I did

:blank stare:

Well, then, this should prove amusing.

...and you're aware I was VOTING KoC before I voted for you, right? I was thinking about accusing him of stuff he didn't do to aggravate him, but you've cornered that market pretty well.

I beg of you to do what you say you're going to do, because I like apologies from crazy people. I'll be easy to find.

unvote

until morning.

[The Goat]

I really don't believe that Goat is town though...

Yes. Everyone knows. I've explained my actions to you as clearly as is humanly possible multiple times. In doing so, I've taken away time from scum-hunting, which you then pointed at as another scum-tell. I no longer have any interest in trying to placate you. You've developed tunnel vision. I am not scum. Proceed as you wish.

and I didn't claim cop... I said they can't work if I'm dead... besides, there's always the possibility of GF

I understand your post. My concern is that you pseudo-claimed a town role for reasons I cannot imagine. I understand that you cannot be NK. I'd recommend that you do not reveal any more of your role mechanic. But, it's pretty evident that you don't listen to me, so do whatever the heck ya want.

[The Goat]

Goat and Mara - Pretty sure you're both town so... lets play nice and lynch the scum.

After rereading the last few pages, I'm getting the same feeling about you and AP.

[The Goat]

Thegoat, what do you think of AN's case on mac, and why aren't you on that wagon?

I'm assuming you're referring to his early read on Mac's overreaction to Bork's post. I saw it similarly. I am not on that wagon because I don't feel as strongly about that as I do about KoC being scum.

I'll be phone posting for the rest of the day as I can; may check in very late. Apparently my workplace's Websense filter dislikes Mafiascum.net.

It wasn't really an over reaction though, it was me pondering bork's opinion and offering my own.

I actually missed out a couple of words meaning it looked like I was accusing GIF of being scum

. I would never class him as scum straight off the bat from that, but his question would be, in my eyes,

more likely

to come from scum than town.

This post makes me feel worse about you, not better. Can you unpack the bolded part for me? Pretend that I'm not only stupid, but also uncaffeinated.

[The Goat]

Well this was an interesting calendar day to catch up on....

[The Goat]

Someone please explain to me how to do the post iso thing like Mastin did in post 784. That will be incredibly helpful to me.

[The Goat]

Cryo's scumreads summed up;

Slandaar Vote is good, Angelious is better...

Vote:Angelious Nero

I mean seriously

Hes scum, its obvious. There is no way that is coincidence.

I don't know that post 17 was intended to be taken as a serious scumread that early in the game.

I didn't have a strong scumread on Cryo until page 34. I'm currently paying for forgetting how annoying red wine hangovers can be, but will try a Cryo post iso and analyze it later on today. You know, when my brain feels like it's properly anchored in my skull.

@Ms Marangal: Okay, *I'LL* ask, because I didn't really notice it until you posted it...why do you suddenly find me to be town?

@pirate mollie: You want to get up in my grill in a good way or a bad way? Because now I picture you as crazy AND gangsta.

[The Goat]

Without the spaces in the first and last brackets, his looked like this: [ url=http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... er_sort=Go]

Messiah's iso

[/url ]

Basically, copy the webpage address of the ISO, put it in URL brackets and type what you want it to say in the part I bolded.

Let me rephrase:

I don't know how to get the iso. I'm feeling fairly stupid for it.

[The Goat]

Never mind. I figured it out.

[The Goat]

You shouldn't use them as an argument to lynch a different player.

Nice OMGUS.

Well considering I am not actually trying to lynch them at all your argument holds no weight.

Does OMGUS mean anything Majiffy?

vote Slandaar

[The Goat]

I clearly am talking about PirateCat.

Odd. I misunderstood this as well, and thought you were talking out of both sides of your mouth about CN.

Unvote.

[The Goat]

I clearly am talking about PirateCat.

And I was clearly talking about Cryo. Let's try to keep up, yeah?

Doesn't make sense to be talking about Cryo

Its part of a case on Pirate not Cryo, obviously.

Except you were calling Cryo also-scum because of it. And said "Cryo first". And you're voting Cryo.

So... looks an awful lot like it's part of the case* on Cryo.

*We use this word gingerly as not a single argument you've made seems valid, and this doesn't amount to much of a case.

Majiffy is scum because all hes actually doing is attacking my playstyle

That's interesting. Your playstyle is always this piss poor? And it's always scum that attacks you for piss poor play? Well darnit, I must be scum then. Ya got me.

Slandaar, I look forward to your response to this.

[The Goat]

what made you think slaandar was talking about us when he posted those links and was making a case against cryo

how did you come up with that. what am I missing

I didn't. I thought that Slandaar was making his case against CN, and then turned around and stated that he wasn't trying to get them (CN) lynched. Slandaar is the one who then stated he was talking about you.

That bit a couple pages back where Slandaar and Majiffy got into it is a little hard to follow.

[The Goat]

MOD: I will be l/va for about a week, starting today. Definitely out for the day, and am unsure about Internet access.

I'd like to think I'll at least have phone posting ability.

I do not know where this piratekitty wagon came from, and I'm not entirely sure I like it, specifically the way AP comes off. Will examine.

A couple thoughts:

1) I agree with post 1060, in that I can't quite be certain if Slandaar is scum, but he's giving me the heebie-jeebies something fierce with the last few pages. Leaning scum on him.

2) There's gonna be a lot to examine D2 from the wagons that formed on D1.

3) IMSHO, there's a difference between examining and questioning someone's posts in the hopes of finding scum...and arguing with another poster for the sake of arguing. It looks like there's a lot of the latter going on, and it's confusing the hell out of me.

[The Goat]

I am currently tremendously busy, drinking a craft porter whilst in a hot tub, staring out at the surf off Isle of Palms in South Carolina.

Expect a drunk and/or hung over analysis in the next 12-18 hours.

[The Goat]

I am currently tremendously busy, drinking a craft porter whilst in a hot tub, staring out at the surf off Isle of Palms in South Carolina.

Can I join you plz.

You are the wrong gender and (hopefully) the wrong cup size to be my preferred hot tub partner. Unless you have bourbon. And cigars. And strippers. Or at least two of those three.

[The Goat]

@Jiffy: Pretty much everyone but the Irish.

Americans are split on it.

Anyway that's my fluff quota I'm done.

Not true. Bourbons are "whiskey".

And I will be not fluffy soon. Sorry if I'm watering down content.

[The Goat]

Maker's Mark spells it with no 'e'.

The communist bastards.

[The Goat]

The fact is Bork. The only thing that I said about Cyro was way early and I'm trusting in Mollie's read because that's how hydra's work. We need to try and harmonize rather than be dis-harmonized because then our reads will be all over the place. When we have conflicting reads we try and work through it and get to some level where both of us are seeing eye to eye.

We were wondering if you were trying to confuse us on purpose, but now I know that you seem to be confused while trying to tell the difference.

For those who are having trouble reading us you can refer to our sig. That should help clear up confusion, but please don't call us in thread by one person unless you want something that one of us said cleared up. Thanks.

Okay, I'll be the guy to ask. Why doesn't Mollie use caps and punctuation? She's quite erudite, from what I've seen.

[The Goat]

Hi.

Holy tapdancing crap.

[The Goat]

After reading the past dozen or so pages and comprehending as best I can, the Buildermar wagon is the one I've liked best this entire day. That Messiah wagon ended up looking so scum-laden it hurt my eyes. You know who Buildermar reminds me of? Me, when I get all "fast and loose" as a bad guy in a Werewolf game.

[The Goat]

I want absolutely no part of a Messiah lynch. I'm just don't see it.

[The Goat]

OK we can either lynch Messiah which I am fine with or everyone pile on Viomi as there is a ton of us around I would prefer the Viomi lynch at this point if we can make it happen and I believe we can.

Please explain the Viomi case.

[The Goat]

I don't want to get into them all, but I don't think town has all these potential clearing and investigative roles, and I believe Ms M's claim.

Can we lump all the claims together and look at them? I apologize for not doing the work; I'm pretty freaking tired.

(Side note: I got caught up in that freaking mess that occurred on Route 77 on Sunday. I had planned to do much more yesterday, but was just whupped when I finally got home.)

[The Goat]

vote: Buildermar

[The Goat]

Messiah's claim moved them to the scummier pile for me.

why would you not want them to investigate messiah?

We're not talking about me. We're talking about you and why since YOU not having a scum read would want a townie investigated above all.

well if he is in the scummy pile then you will have no problem with him being investigated.

I don't want him investigated. I want YOU investigated,

what I provided was a solution to YOUR apparent problem

goat boy plz help me

I cannot figure out what you're trying to convey. Plus, I've just figured out that you're British, so I'm now reading everything you type with an accent.

[The Goat]

Jal: I'm taking a very close look at you tomorrow. You're either very smooth as scum, or town. The possibility of the former just gave me goosebumps.

[The Goat]

I would much rather Mac/qwints/Buld investigated.

Has there ever been a case of a scum "masoning" with town? I'm going to assume Slandaar would have to pull something out of his ass or be lynched tomorrow if scum. Could be buddies with Moliie as another alternative.

If mollie and Slandaar are scum buddies I will fall out of my chair with surprise. Or fall out of my chair after too much wine and blame it on surprise. One or the other.

[The Goat]

that was supposed to be a hug goat boy

I got it, Mollie girl. Thank you.

[The Goat]

In other words, he dies about an hour into Gears 1.

You just linked me to a huge wall you realise that?

What means this?

The link worked for me.

[The Goat]

Hes saying my character is minor but there is a huge wall which debates this quite considerably.

K - thanks.

[The Goat]

Well actually its;
Sland: X is scum
X: vote sland!

KoC/Messiah/Pirate/Cryo have all done it.

You know that you've done something remarkably similar to what you're condemning, right?

I'd like to assume your claim will WIO, but GOD you seem scummy to me.

[The Goat]

it is called a one shot neighboriser

Wat?

[The Goat]

(I'm going to delve into Wiki a bit during night phase, so I feel less stupid.)

[The Goat]

Viomi, havingfitz, Colonel Guile, Slandaar, PirateCat, Messiah, Qwints, The Goat, Mac
These people were off the major two wagons as of VC 1.19, with an hour and a half remaining.

Of this group (and including Buldermar, since he left one of the two major wagons to join this group), the following willingly and knowingly

continued to post and not join a wagon despite all obvious signs that we were heading for a no-lynch.

PirateCat, Goat, Slandaar, havingfitz, Buldermar

Ergo, these people need to be lynched and/or vigged immediately for willingly and knowingly playing anti-town.

VOTE: Slandaar
Also I consider the fact that of the two competing wagons, neither went through, means one or both were scum wagons. So I suggest we start with Slandaar.

I am generally against lynching for the sake of lynching, specifically when claims are in play. In retrospect, I definitely should have done what I'm going to do now.

vote Slandaar

[The Goat]

The Goat is scum too btw. Just saying it now so that you guys know if I get nightkilled.

From yesterday. Can you give me any thought behind this that doesn't start with OMG and end with US?

[The Goat]

The Goat is scum too btw. Just saying it now so that you guys know if I get nightkilled.

From yesterday. Can you give me any thought behind this that doesn't start with OMG and end with US?

I'm too lazy to read back and figure out what I based it on atm, I just made a pretty clear mental note of it. I may find it tomorrow.

It is difficult for me to convey how much I'm looking forward to this. Please find it.

[The Goat]

The pace of this game has slowed considerably now that D2 has started. Interesting.

[The Goat]

There is one tidbit in there related to something I saw, as well. Raised my eyebrows a little.

Slandaar, does anything in your post have anything to do with the question you asked the mod?

[The Goat]

Never mind the last bit.

[The Goat]

this is probably one of those games where town will get annihilated and it will come down to

the 2 scum teams

Okay. This has been bugging me since I read it, and if PC flips scum, I'll be horribly disappointed in myself for not at least discussing it.

At the risk of sounding like I'm a character in the Exorcist, I'd like to chat with the other PC personality now. Chatting with Mollie gives me flashbacks to a three-week relationship I had in college with an equally crazy and hot girl. Said relationship ended with a spectacular public argument. Fun memories, but it's distracting.

Cat - can you give insight into the bolded? Did you two chat about this? Because while there has been hypothesis about two scum teams, this looks dangerously like a slip from someone who KNOWS there are two scum teams.

[The Goat]

That is a shitty reason and I doubt having people run you up had you actually thinking that.

I thought we were talking about potentially being night killed?

The Goat is scum too btw. Just saying it now so that you guys know if I get nightkilled.

From yesterday. Can you give me any thought behind this that doesn't start with OMG and end with US?

I'm too lazy to read back and figure out what I based it on atm, I just made a pretty clear mental note of it. I may find it tomorrow.

It is difficult for me to convey how much I'm looking forward to this. Please find it.

(I'm going to delve into Wiki a bit during night phase, so I feel less stupid.)

There you have it. "Hi, look at me I'm not scum and I'm not a power role because I'm going to use specifically the night phase where I don't have anything to do (as opposed to the day phase where I make posts) to delve into Wiki". No, scum, try again.

You're scum.

Okay. Is this the game where people just randomly make up stuff about me, throw it against the wall and see if it sticks?

Are you seriously implying that "I'm going to delve into Wiki tonight" somehow translates to "I'm trying to pretend that I don't have anything that could adequately fill a mandated two-day night phase"...and then use that as evidence that I'm scum?

Also, did you just rolefish me?

I'm trying to determine if you're scum or just really bad at scum hunting. It's definitely one if the two.

[The Goat]

So apparently I should have had three options to explain Buildermar's behavior instead of two:

1) Scum
2) Really bad at scum hunting
3) Overindulgence of crack

[The Goat]

Mollie, stop acting crazy. You're messing me all up.

[The Goat]

Wait.

That actually almost makes sense.

Mollie, you've clearly given this thought, and have been working under the assumption that there are two scum teams. Name me the teams as you see them...because I've been doing a lot of if/then scenarios in my head, waiting for scum flips. I just need data.

[The Goat]

Vote Buildermar.

[The Goat]

we are lynching messiah today I'm pretty sure

Explain.

[The Goat]

Why are you morons voting me? Majiffy and

Goat doesn't need to explain

themselves because I already know they're scum.

I'm so relieved. Can you explain your incredibly odd flip-flopping and subsequent cessation of posting yesterday? I'm willing to listen to outlandish explanations like multiple personalities, demonic possession, etc.

Also don't waste your time voting me if it's to get a claim, because that's not going to happen.

This is a tactic that always works well. I cannot possibly see this going wrong.

[The Goat]

we are lynching messiah today I'm pretty sure

No No messiah is town.

Why are you interested in getting him lynched?

Also, What happened to your gut read on Cryo?

I'd like to hear from Messiah.

[The Goat]

I'm so relieved. Can you explain your incredibly odd flip-flopping and subsequent cessation of posting yesterday? I'm willing to listen to outlandish explanations like multiple personalities, demonic possession, etc.

I already did and it's super simple. I thought PirateCat claimed to have an innocent investigation on me in her first post yesterday. If she had an innocent investigation on me, she must be town. Therefore I claimed to know that PirateCat is town. However, she then questioned this claim of mine. This suggests that what I intially thought was an innocent investigation on me being claimed in her first post really wasn't an innocent investigation on me. Therefore, I had to retract my statement that PirateCat is town and could once again vote her.

If you'd read my previous posts carefully instead of going into noob-mode and vote me, you'd see that I am indeed telling the truth. You can even read PirateCat's first post of yesterday to confirm what I'm saying. However, we both know that you aren't going to do so because you're scum and you're pretending to be retarded.

1) I'm not pretending; I'm genuinely a moron. You can ask around.

2) I wasn't the only person confused by your behavior.

[The Goat]

If she had an innocent investigation on me, she must be town.

Also this is

What?

OOO! I know this one! :waves hand:

He means it looks shady as all hell.

[The Goat]

Buldermar's logic and approach to this game, while not indicative of his alignment necessarily, detracts from scumhunting as he draws attention onto himself by flailing at anyone who holds an opinion contrary to his. While it is not necessarily scummy, it is anti-town in that it muddies the waters, and therefore I would prefer not to take him to endgame.

I've just been playing poorly and being lazy in this game specifically - it's not my general approach.

The is the smartest thing I've seen you say yet.

Regarding finding an excuse to unvote you, I could give a rootin-tootin rat's ass about needing a reason. I will always put my vote where I think it does the most good...apparently with the exception of the end of Day 1 in this game. I was still in vacation mode. Or something.

[The Goat]

and I would absolutely love to lynch Viomi.

Why? Anything aside from the lurky general non-helpfulness? 'Coz that's starting to get on my nerves, too.

[The Goat]

Goat is scum for reason

s I have already explained previously in this game - just ISO me.

I fixed this for you, because...unless I'm mistaken, the only reason you think I'm scum is because of a statement I made a bit ago. Here's the solitary reason you gave:

There you have it. "Hi, look at me I'm not scum and I'm not a power role because I'm going to use specifically the night phase where I don't have anything to do (as opposed to the day phase where I make posts) to delve into Wiki". No, scum, try again.

You're scum.

See, here's the thing: I think you're lying. I think you pulled an OMGUS vote, got called on it, realized how made it looked, and just made up something to cover it. You know who cares about how they look?

Here's my initial impression of you:

After reading the past dozen or so pages and comprehending as best I can, the Buildermar wagon is the one I've liked best this entire day. That Messiah wagon ended up looking so scum-laden it hurt my eyes. You know who Buildermar reminds me of? Me, when I get all "fast and loose" as a bad guy in a Werewolf game.

vote: Buildermar

Here's the statement that supposedly made you think I was scum:

(I'm going to delve into Wiki a bit during night phase, so I feel less stupid.)

Here's your reaction:

The Goat is scum too btw. Just saying it now so that you guys know if I get nightkilled.

Here's the sequence where I called you out on it:

The Goat is scum too btw. Just saying it now so that you guys know if I get nightkilled.

From yesterday. Can you give me any thought behind this that doesn't start with OMG and end with US?

I'm too lazy to read back and figure out what I based it on atm, I just made a pretty clear mental note of it. I may find it tomorrow.

It is difficult for me to convey how much I'm looking forward to this. Please find it.

And here, again, is your explanation

:

There you have it. "Hi, look at me I'm not scum and I'm not a power role because I'm going to use specifically the night phase where I don't have anything to do (as opposed to the day phase where I make posts) to delve into Wiki". No, scum, try again.

You're scum.

That's just ridiculous.

Now, TODAY, you're doing stuff like this:

I'm not "pretending to not be reading", I'm actually not reading this game carefully, which is probably why I missed the VT out by mollie and the result by Messiah in the first place.

VOTE: Buldermar

Hi scum.

(Right. As long as you're not OMGUS voting.)

Also don't waste your time voting me if it's to get a claim, because that's not going to happen.

I'm not going to explain why Majiffy is scum because it is based on meta and I play a lot of games with him.

So, you're basically being lazy, stubborn, and unhelpful. Additionally, you're making judgements about people's alignment while playing in such a manner. Some would call that anti-town. I simply think you're scum. Keep in mind that I haven't even touched the blind following of your buddy Slandaar yesterday.

Remember that time when you said I'd find an arbitrary reason to unvote you? I don't see that happening any time soon.

[The Goat]

And - apologies...the "OMGUS voting" should be "OMGUS logic". You didn't actually vote me until later, just called me scum. Not sure if that's worse or better.

[The Goat]

Viomi has offered absolutely zero content in her posts so far.

Shush, I thought we agreed not to bring that up...

Please give a list of your scumreads.

[The Goat]

Wh...

What the....

What the FUCK?

If Buldermar and Bacde both flip scum (which I'm getting a sneaking suspicion might happen), I will forever refer to this game as "The game in which scum lit themselves on fire and ran around screaming for no apparent reason."

Jeebus.

[The Goat]

WHERE IS MY SOLAR ECLIPSE LOGO?

[The Goat]

(Is it my birthday?)

[The Goat]

Hey! Yesterday was my birthday! Buy me alcohol!

Yes, I'm drunk on a Tuesday. I'm having a good week.

[The Goat]

Qwints today, Bacde tomorrow...

Hi. Did you ever give your scum reads?

[The Goat]

Also wanted to say I actually think viomi is town now

I was upset with her at the time but after an ISO read she looks good to go

I am ALMOST convinced you aren't scum. Almost.

Every time you flip flop on something, or...post...at all...it makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a fork, because it makes you look so scummy. Please stop.

[The Goat]

vote Qwints

On a completely unrelated note...does anyone else find it weird that Messiah is generally unharmed, despite being the only town PR claim for the last three days?

[The Goat]

Or you should not blame us for your laziness and we'll lynch somebody without you.

As far as this game goes, you accusing someone else of laziness is kinda like O.J. Simpson telling someone else they have an anger management problem.

[The Goat]

unvote

to listen to Guile.

[The Goat]

unvote

to listen to Guile.

So...Guile...how much time you gonna need there, bub?

[The Goat]

I'll have to think about qwints harder as I finish my re-read. Not sure he's scum yet, but we'll see.

Spoiler: Where did you find this picture of me? :shifty:

Seriously, are you reading a post a day?

[The Goat]

Aaaand DrippingGoofball replaces CryoNudist!

Thanks, and welcome her!

Oh, for Pete's sake.

[The Goat]

FWIW, I view everyone on that post-quit Majiffy wagon as highly suspect. Except maybe Messiah.

[The Goat]

You know what?

vote Dripping Goofball.

[The Goat]

God, I don't know what possessed me, I actually iso'd The Goat and he's scum, too. Case: much fluffy banter, fake drunk-posting, posts to announce postponements and promises of later activity.

So now The Goat is going to replace out too, and some people will say that my scum tells suck. Yada yada yada, why did I even bother?

HI!

1) I don't ever bitch out of a game. If you're implying that I would sub out because of your presence, you are tragically mistaken.

2) I do not EVER fake drunk post. I am exceptional at spelling. I do, occasionally, mistype when i'm drunk. But accusing me of "fake drunking" will simply incur my wrath and be bad for the town. So please don't do that. And I am not a drunk. I...am a professional.

3) If you're going to OMGUS, at least have the balls (anatomical differences aside) to VOTE me on it. Because this silly "Goat looks scum" without either presenting a "non-fluffy" case or having the stones to vote me just makes you look weak. Step up or step off. You and I played together before. I fluff. I sincerely do not give a tapdancing shit whether you like it or not. You know why? Because I catch scum.

Now. If you'd like to have a conversation about why I think YOU are scum (barging into a game with a slot that many read as scummy early on and declaring who was town and who was not without pleading ANY sort of case), I'd be happy to discuss it with you. Otherwise...my bote STAYS on you. Because that looked tragically bad.

(And I thought you were better than trying to disguise a OMGUS than that, lady.)

[The Goat]

1. Colonel Guile
2. Messiah
4. DrippingGoofball
5. Angelious Nero
8. Rubicon
10. The Goat
11. Mac
12. Viomi
13. Ms Marangal
14. Bacde
16. Knight of Cydonia
19. qwints

Slandaar and bork are the dead scum.

Goat, KOC & Rubicon are scum so they'd make terrible mislynches.

Should I bother with wagon analysis that you'll all ignore as usual, or should I watch a baseball game?

Oh, please. Pretty please. Analyze.

[The Goat]

For what it's worth, I read Majiffy as straight town before the replace. I did some research on his games, and still read him that way. I don't think my opinion will change on that slot.

[The Goat]

Hey Goat, what do you think of Mac?

Will reread. Read Mac as town early, but I believe he/she did something that troubled me. Don't recall what it was at the moment.

[The Goat]

Hey Goat, what do you think of Mac?

and Goat, I just posted a case on Mac. Why is no one commenting on said case?

I'm trying to analyze the case on KoC. Wtf?

[The Goat]

In a quick reread, I think you're tunneling on Mac.

[The Goat]

And JFC, the more I read this game, the more I think Bacde needs to be dead.

Bacde, if you're playing a "too openly scummy to actually be scum" gambit, you're doing it spectacularly.

[The Goat]

I do NOT like the KoC wagon. I will not vote it. I had an early scumread because of an overreaction to something, but I haven't seen it since.

Goofball irritated me, so I'm willing to wash my hands of that vote for now.

I'm placing my vote where I think it will do the most good.

vote Bacde

[The Goat]

I just iso'd Bacde and I have a infallible read that he's town.

I'm a way better mislynch, I want your vote back.

Really?

He pretty much throws his vote whichever way the wind blows, as long as it's away from him. He plays so anti-town it's ridiculous.

[The Goat]

Someone please explain the KoC wagon to me.

[The Goat]

KOC & Rubicon are almost guaranteed RED bus'ing scum.

At least one of them

is red scum. Maybe both.
qwints is not likely red scum, but very likely orange scum.
Messiah and The Goat are red scum, if scum.
Angelious Nero is likely orange scum.

Are you suggesting this solely based upon positions on lynches? Because with that as the basis, I can see the argument for KoC, but not Rubicon. If anything, your slot looks worse than his.

[The Goat]

Thank you for doing that, though. The one wagon that sticks out like a sore thumb (to me, anyway) is the Messiah wagon.

[The Goat]

I would like to go on record that I did not like this lynch.

[The Goat]

Apologies, Bacde. Apparently I'm a jackass.

AN: Where in the writeup do you see a blocked kill?

[The Goat]

I hate this.

I HATE this.

I might have been wrong the entire damn time.

That pisses me off. Almost as much as DGB being staggeringly wrong about me...but she was right about KOC. I was wrong.

vote Rubicon.

I would really like to hear from Messiah before we proceed.

[The Goat]

God, I hate games that are full of replacements. They drive me batty, because I can't read people as well.

DGB, the potential for you to be scum...having elbowed your way into the driver's seat of wagons, scares the crap out of me.

[The Goat]

DGB, the potential for you to be scum...having elbowed your way into the driver's seat of wagons, scares the crap out of me.

NK me then.

Ah, shaddap.

[The Goat]

I saw no-one visit DGB.

vote: AN

Hmf.

Okay, then.

[The Goat]

Again, if I was wrong about Majiffy, I will be tragically upset.

[The Goat]

I saw no-one visit DGB.

vote: AN

Hmf.

Okay, then.

Again, if I was wrong about Majiffy, I will be tragically upset.

Let's lynch Goat instead actually.

Vote: The Goat

He's completely fucking useless.

...because your impersonation of a Jerry Springer guest has been super helpful. You can Z-snap that in a circle and stick it up your ass, homeboy. Because I said so.

[The Goat]

Unvote

[The Goat]

Guile, I really dislike what you did in post 2929, but I'm willing to play along for now.

Vote AN

[The Goat]

By the way, anyone else notice how DGB soft claimed Quarterflash?

(Disclaimer for Ms. M and anyone else who could take the above as serious - it was intended to be humorous.)

[The Goat]

So key me get this straight:

Guile is voting me because he finds me useless and has drawn a loose correlation between the reaction KoC had and I had.

DGB is voting me because I invited Rubicon, having picked up on something Guile was alluding to.

Viomi is voting me because, apparently, she bites.

Quints is voting me because he's an opportunistic wagon-hopper.

That about right?

[The Goat]

Damned autocorrect...

[The Goat]

For future reference, Guile, if you find numerous people acting similarly and negatively when you vote like a jackass, you might want to consider that their actions don't indicate similar alignment. It just might mean they react similarly to jackasses.

And DGB, I'm starting to think that Majiffy didn't quit because of his alignment. I'm starting to think he quit because you tunnel like crazy.

[The Goat]

Jesus. Did you nimrods accidentally lynch me?

I'm the town doctor, you unspeakable idiots.

[The Goat]

Dizzy Wailin, for reference.

[The Goat]

...and I've protected Messiah every single night.

[The Goat]

Guile, you should probably come out with whatever you were hinting at. If I saw it, so did scum.

[The Goat]

No.

I'm Corporal Dominic Santiago, Town Doctor. Majiffy protected Messiah nights 1-3. I protected Colonel Guile last night, guessing that scum would not risk targeting Messiah until a doctor had flipped. Presumably this accounts for the single kill.

VOTE: The Goat

Liar.

[The Goat]

unvote, vote Rubicon.

[The Goat]

Can't believe I misread Majiffy that bad.

[The Goat]

what is your rank, goat? Sgt?

Private.

[The Goat]

Guile, you should probably come out with whatever you were hinting at. If I saw it, so did scum.

Actually I didn't see anything that made me think Rubicon is scum.

All I know is that Rubicon will ALREADY die tonight NO MATTER WHAT, due to machinations already set in place by Yours Truly, so lynching him today would be a waste of a lynch.

We should lynch someone else.

@ DGB ^ read this

Fair enough. Unless there's some other protection mechanism, I'm gonna get kilt tonight, so there's that. Unless there ARE two town docs, the only guilt you'll have is for starting my wagon.

[The Goat]

W...wait a minute.

[The Goat]

Isn't it a little odd that Rubimajiffy pulled this stunt near the end of the day before he died? Kinda like he knew he had nothing to lose.

[The Goat]

Guile, you're filthy as all hell.

[The Goat]

Qwints, some of my flavor includes saving someone by transporting them in my vehicle for a night.

[The Goat]

I'm phone posting, as well. Back in a bit.

[The Goat]

Well, I made the sale. Yay me. I'm on my computer, and popped open a beer. Will answer questions.

I'm aggravated as hell now, and here are my random thoughts in no particular order.

1) I sincerely do not give a rat's ass at this point if I get lynched or not. I'm the town doctor, and have protected Messiah every night. I do find it odd that nobody even took a SHOT at him...and I even mentioned that yesterday. To this end, I am not 100% convinced that he's town. I do not think, if he IS scum, he's on the same team as Slandaar, as he pretty well cooked Slandaar's goose. I am also not convinced Guile is town. If I don't get lynched, I may or may not protect either of them. I do not expect to survive the night.

2) Guile, you're all over the place, like a ferret on crack, just ITCHING to lynch anyone. I DEFINITELY want to know what the hell this mechanism is you set in place.

3) Qwints, I don't know the connection between Guile and Rubicon, if there is any. Here's what I know.

a) I'm the town doctor
b) Rubicon counterclaims, then completely disappears.
c) Guile then says that Rubicon is going to die tonight ANYWAY, because of "a mechanism that he set in place". Again, this happened after Rubicon counterclaimed.

Now, obviously I have the advantage of knowing that I'm not scum. Look at it from my perspective. Why would one of the remaining scum stick their neck out to try and counterclaim, when they'll be hyperlynched the following day? Would it be worth eliminating my protection for a night and gaining an additional action? Probably not. So why do it? The only thing that makes any sense is if Rubimajiffy ALREADY KNEW he was going to die tonight anyway.

Also, I didn't panic. I was eating lunch and phone posting, and I miscounted. And I'm a little pissed about the way the whole thing went down.

4) Viomi...seriously?

[The Goat]

..and now I need another beer.

[The Goat]

Wat?

[The Goat]

ferret on crack

Welcome to UberNinja's cage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3vnbe2_EGE

[The Goat]

UNVOTE:
although I still want Goat to die.

Flavor for both of you?

The gist is that I can deliver supporting fire to protect someone who's under attack.

Do better. My role pm was a good bit more detailed than something you could get a "gist" from. I apparently have this cool vehicle. What do you have, other than made up stuff?

I'm the town doctor, and have protected Messiah every night.

I do find it odd that nobody even took a SHOT at him

...and I even mentioned that yesterday. To this end, I am not 100% convinced that he's town.

Doctor shouldn't know this.

I'm working from flavor. I'd like to think that a protect should appear in a writeup. Remember when I asked AN about why he thought there was a protect very early today? Interesting, no?

Why would one of the remaining scum stick their neck out to try and counterclaim, when they'll be hyperlynched the following day? Would it be worth eliminating my protection for a night and gaining an additional action? Probably not.

You make an excellent point, Goat.

Just wait till I get going. Where was I?

So why do it? The only thing that makes any sense is if Rubimajiffy ALREADY KNEW he was going to die tonight anyway.

...Right.

I can only think of one way Guile could

know

I was going to die tonight, and it's not something I could have known before he said it

. Here's an alternative suggestion, which makes a bit more sense: I'm the town doctor, and you're scum.

Well golly gee whillikers, Liary Liarpants...you want to share that with the class?

[The Goat]

Night 2 and Night 4... only one kill.

Why you say that no one tried to shoot Messiah?

I'd like to think that it would have shown in the writeup. There's been a tremendous amount of flavor this entire game. I doubt a kill attempt would have been edited out.

[The Goat]

Misread the "supporting fire" part. Interesting that there's a mention of "cover fire" (paraphrased) in the writeup from today...and it didn't save anyone.

[The Goat]

I somehow managed to skip over where he claimed the name.

Still voting goat :3

Answer my fucking questions.

Answer mine. What is this "mechanism" you're referring to?

[The Goat]

I somehow managed to skip over where he claimed the name.

Still voting goat :3

Answer my fucking questions.

Answer mine. What is this "mechanism" you're referring to?

You don't need to worry about that yet.

I understand it's embarrassing for you to have blown your load prematurely, but that doesn't mean everyone has to.

Do you always cover up for being a douchebag by being MORE of a douchebag, or is this an isolated occurrence?

[The Goat]

Hey goat, you did read the part about flavor just being flavor, right?

I did. That doesn't mean that a protection wouldn't be indicated.

[The Goat]

I am unapologetically a douchebag when the situation calls for it.

So, Mr. Claimed Doc, what do YOU want to do today? Just sit there on your claim and look pretty, and while you're at it try to out some more claims?

Or are you actually gonna get some useful shit done for once in your life?

This was not one of those occasions that called for it.

Given your demeanor, I find it stunning that nobody else was posting with you. [/sarcasm.]

Anyway, I'll take a look at this at some point in time tomorrow and try to figure out what the hell is going on. This will be my last attempt to be even remotely civil with you.

Oh...and it's "Doctor Claimed Doctor" to you. I didn't go through eight years of MafiaScum Medical School to be called "Mister."

[The Goat]

What the hell is going on?

[The Goat]

I don't think there is any more then one member of each faction left alive, and if the factions are 3 and 2 I would guess that Red is completely obliterated considering how much more powerful they are compared to the orange team

also, when did Goat claim cop?

I didn't. I claimed, and AM, the Doctor.

Still.

Vote Rubicon.

Please follow.

If I am not who I say I am, I expect life-long vendettas. That's about what I've got.

[The Goat]

Hey Mod!

Are protections shown in daily write-ups?

Thanks, Messiah.

[The Goat]

Vote Rubicon.

Please follow.

I believe your claim, and I think Rubicon is scum too, but what is YOUR reason?

I am working under the assumption that there are not two doctors.

[The Goat]

Thank you.

I'm stupid.

[The Goat]

I protected Messiah again last night.

Messiah, who did you watch?

[The Goat]

Son of a bitch.

[The Goat]

I'm willing to bet they took a shot at you, though.

[The Goat]

There was a strongman and ninja spread between the two scum teams.

What does this mean?

[The Goat]

So, our claims are as follows:

Me: Doc
Messiah: Watcher
Ms. Marangal: Un NKable cop aider type Person
Dripping Goofball: Coroner type
Guile: Acme bomber

That about right?

[The Goat]

Sorry. Forgot about Liary Liarpants Rubicon, who is also claiming doctor.

[The Goat]

I'm willing to bet they took a shot at you, though.

A shot at whom?

Messiah.

[The Goat]

Messiah, working under the assumption that I don't get lynched, I'm protecting you again tonight.

[The Goat]

Dripping Goofball: Coroner type

I missed this. When did this claim come up.

About the time when she said she checked the dead scum.

[The Goat]

Dripping Goofball: Coroner type

I missed this. When did this claim come up.

About the time when she said she checked the dead scum.

Well, I kinda wanted a link to said post. I not interested in going through ISOs.

Look at post 3181. It's right before the post you asked me about.

[The Goat]

I'm town. What else can I be?

You could be watched tonight, for one thing.

[The Goat]

(When the heck is Math 18th?)

*hides*

[The Goat]

lets get some votes on Goat.

vote:goat

To be fair, this is what raised my eyebrows as a "vendetta." Not just voting me, but calling for others to do so. Struck me as odd.

Why Goat again?

Why not Goat?

Then this exchange. Seemingly without reason, and reluctance to GIVE a reason.

Then in post 669, after I call you on it, you do this:

In post 66 Goat votes for Squid for voting Monkey. Angel agreed with this and GCBC also voted Monkey so its some selective scumhunting.

In 494 he calls GCBC scum but waits until 553 to vote them.

Then in 663 he's claiming that I have a vendetta against him for an obvious joke post. I mean yuck.

Pretty much all his other posts are fluff. I want your top 4 scum reads.

Again, I fluff on Day 1. Always have, always will.

Here's what I really dislike about your most recent quoted post - you're being very selective (if not flat-out lying) with your reasoning:

1) "In 494 he calls GCBC scum but waits until 553 to vote them. "

No kidding. Here's the actual post. I'm gonna bold a couple important parts.

Raven: I don't really care for any of Goats 5 posts he was not posting here but still playing in his other gamea. Put your vote on him and lets see what he does.

If you read the game you're referring to, it's pretty damned evident I was phone posting and trying to prevent the town from doing something abysmally stupid.

For those who have commented on my slacking, I do that a lot on D1. The manic and outrageous finger-pointing and stick-poking wears on me, so, admittedly...I let others do it. I like to have fun on D1.

I said I will analyze and post tomorrow. And I will.

FWIW, my early read on Nero is town.

My early read on GCBC

is scum.

The next day, as I said I would, I analyzed and posted. Here's post 553.

I will not stop my activity. Although it will drop when my battery dies.

It will hurt town if you don't...

You complain about lurkers when you're making catching up way harder for them. If I was a day Vig, i'd kill you now. You piss me off.

In fact:

Vig: Sven

Good riddance.

This was the icing on the cake.

vote GCBC

How on Earth is this not directly in response to something that happened BETWEEN my two posts? That's blatantly evident.

Nero, if you want to say, "I'm voting Goat and trying to get him to do something because he's being all fluffy", fine. It won't change my general D1 behavior, but I get it.

This just looks like you're making shit up, and made me tilt my head and wonder about your alignment for the first time.

That being said, thank you for asking for my top four reads, because it made me read.

My top four scumreads WERE GCBC, Desperado, Ferret, and Krab...but rereading and doing ISOs made me realize that I need to read this a little more thoroughly, because I didn't realize how diametrically opposed two of those scum reads are to the other two.

[The Goat]

You know what's really bad about playing two games at the same time?

Son of a bitch.

[The Goat]

And YOU make fun of a mod mistake? Shame you you, Goat...

Karma is a bitch.

[The Goat]

Waiting on Rubicon's night report.

Wat?

[The Goat]

Who was "protected."

Ah. Okay.

[The Goat]

Or we can just lynch that playerslot without it ever showing up.

As much as I absolutely know he's lying, it may be beneficial, town-wise, to let him post.

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!

[The Goat]

Just popping in,

VOTE: Goat

Perhaps you should read a little more.

[The Goat]

How am I supposed to tell which of you is telling the truth?

It's obviously rubi

cmon dgb join me

rubi is obviously telling the truth

Is what I said

You silly head

I'm borderline close to being rude to you. Which isn't good, because I picture you as a kitten, lost in a field somewhere.

Reviewing.