Khan's Wacky Xylbot II Mafia (Mini 1441) (Game Over)

[Parama]

I claim bulletproof.
Discuss.

[Parama]

too lazy to be serious

vote: Voided

because omgus

[Parama]

I totally forgot how Xylbot works lol <.<

[Parama]

okay
someone point me to the posts that aren't setup nonsense
I only care about those

hint: setup speculation is totally useless in a randomly generated potentially bastard setup

[Parama]

!vote Varsoon

I haven't read anything \o/

[Parama]

I only just realized the scummies happened

[Parama]

Vote: Parama

>taking fakeclaim seriously
>Don't know if scum or dumb
>Ignoring rest of game

I claim bulletproof.
Discuss.

He's clearly a jester.
VOTE: Voidedmafia

>Obvjester
>Obvnewbie
>You're lucky

Stop making up stuff Parama, that's my job! :angryface:

you serious or what.

>are you serious
>confirmed scum
as informed minority shos must take things more literally. that line pretty much biases me to read shos as scum from here on out.

Seriously Parama

Seriously

I don't know what you expected

VOTE: Syryana

No

VOTE: Syryana

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Sharper

Yes

Let's start over, Syryana. VOTE: Voidedmafia

Also scum, 2/3 caught

VOTE: voidedmafia

/inb44rdvoteisscum

You got scummier

Nah, they can't say that because you preemptively sneered at it. Now the Voidedmafia lynch can proceed unabated.

Wow, and this is a beautiful scum interaction. Totally got this

VOTE: Monkeyman

Policy

...
Molla.
What happened? Your play is crap. You're only just now policy voting, though he hasn't posted yet, and you have posted prior to this? What the hell were you dillydallying for?

vote shos

Just cause

10/10 would read again

vote: BBMollan

Policy Lynching is dumb. Plus, I'm 2-0 in my last two games, one each as town and scum.

I can tell from this post why Molla wants to policy you, just that I'd rather lynch scum

Hi guys.
VOTE: mod for voting pedantry
and

!vote Sharper

for reasons.

Giving you a cookie too

If I wasn't policy lynching Monkey I'd be voting UT right now for pointing out stupidly obvious things.

You don't play this shallow and you know it

Three people haven't talked yet~ have they seen the thread is open?

Oh my god shos
you have mastered the art of bleeding scum
this is the most passive lurker callout ever, designed to distract the town without really making any accusations.
would be pro if not so obvious.

Nah, they can't say that because you preemptively sneered at it. Now the Voidedmafia lynch can proceed unabated.

!vote Sharper

You broke out the L word way too fast.

That's not the reason why Sharper is scum, but your vote is appreciated. Sorry for hammering you.

Never been in a Xylbot game. I am so confus.

!xmafia special

Soo you haven't been in a Xylbot game before and already you know this command, which is what?

You're still not scumhunting.

If I wasn't policy lynching Monkey I'd be voting UT right now for pointing out stupidly obvious things.

pointing out the obvious is a scumtell now?

If you're UT yes

I'm glad you apparently hate me, it means I can just brush off your rage because I'm 100% sure you're third party. Don't make sense with my scum pairing but you can't possibly be town.

Fucking hell, this is just screaming bastard.

Welcome to the redundancy department of redundancy, welcome!

!vote Untrod Tripod

I have cut out everything except your logic towards UT for emphasis

okay
someone point me to the posts that aren't setup nonsense
I only care about those

hint: setup speculation is totally useless in a randomly generated potentially bastard setup

Btw Parama this post is shit and is as useless as setup spec

Nice. Discrediting. You still haven't done anything useful in the game up to this point.
Also Varsoon wagoned formed on a newbtell. Sorry for hammering. He's town. Unfortunately, since that means ya'll are gonna rage at me for hammering.
I think I'm going to give serra points for not voting him in 86.

Why are we PLing monkeyman?

He's Monkeyman

Your sig gets even more ironic

!vote Varsoon

Serra brought it to my attention that Varsoon has responded too heavily to the 'accusation' of sorta-lurking.

And that's not a newbtell why? Are you planning to give any more evidence to back up your read? Assuming Varsoon is scum, there's likely something in his other posts, yes?
Syr also gets townpoints for not immediately hopping on Varsoon.

Vote: Sharper

He did get quiet all of a sudden. Plus he questioned why lynching town is a bad thing.

You're safe for now too.
I really like serra. Might be my first actual townread. I get the impression he's actually thinking and is actually trying to catch scum.

Monkey calls someone out for lurking after they say they're going to lurk

Please lynch Monkey, I'm gonna make campaign banners and everything

That doesn't make it excusable
In fact
It makes it justified

That you're pushing it as policy, and not scummy, though, is what really makes me think you're scum.

...oh. holy carps. Molla is totally jester. Carry on.
I get it. The especially aggressiveness, the noticeable ignorance, it's like scummy without being too obvious, except it is apparently too obvious since I see through it or something? I dunno either way Molla is officially jester and I'm moving on
Rufflig if you're going to arrive late and then vote without explanation you better have a damn good reason

you guys are goint o have to explain the Sharper votes for me.

zzz too easy

Serra is scum btw.

10/10 would vig again

Vote me then

...Your plan is brilliant. You are a jester acting like a mafia acting like a jester. Beautiful.
okay maybe I shouldn't ignore Voided completely but I wouldn't o so far as to call him town yet

FTR Voided sucks at reading me.

ftr more discrediting
I'm not sure why I'm wasting my time reading your posts anymore, they don't matter, but I guess I just had to say it

Aside here, but eyeroll has to be the douchiest emoticon anyone could insert into their text. Every time I see it, I cringe. I guess it's cool to be an ass, but eyeroll just feels juvenile and crass.

they see me rollin'
they hatin'

...I'm sorry. I just had to. It was too easy.
BACK TO TAKING THIS SOMEWHAT SERIOUSLY
Hmm. I get bad feelings about Pim, but they're not worth pursuing yet, not with several better targets
I guess I can't say shos didn't contribute any logic to the Varsoon wagon but I can't say his logic amounts to much either
136 however is slimeball vote fishing and shos can burn in hell for it
141 is ye old meh actually who cares

Yeah I'm vigging Parama

COME AT ME BRO

oh wait
you don't have a vig
tough luck

[Parama]

also yes
Varsoon is going to flip town

ehh. hammering was fun though.

[Parama]

>makes massive post
>is ignored

Fortunately you're the jester, and I'm the vig who's going to shoot you.

...mod, can I have a vig?

I approve of shos being the one to call me scum btw, apparently "votes of Varsoon" and "lynch Parama for voting Varsoon" are not contradictions

[Parama]

it's a discredit because you're attacking the player not the argument

[Parama]

The one thing I agree with Molla on

[Parama]

I'm so glad shos won't possibly survive the night

and if he does it should be a quicklynch d2

[Parama]

Hammering got me to actually read the game

also shos
READ MY POST DAMMIT

[Parama]

I did, because your first post was scummy as balls

and I don't know if you knows this but balls can be pretty damn scummy

[Parama]

...okay that was terrible, sorry.

but you are scum. and stuff.

[Parama]

"someone voting me is scum"
oh noooo I never would have thought that

do something more useful plz
if you're town you're going to be confirmed town when the mod gets here
give us reads now

[Parama]

varsoon
I'm giving you advice
in a mean way because why not
but still

also thanks.
i will take note of that.

[Parama]

Well shos is one scum

Pim's and UT's votes on the wagon are worst in my opinion so

[Parama]

clarifcation: worst besides shos' for reasons already clarified, since that is one of the weakest wagon-starters I've ever seen and his conduct and involvement in how the wagon formed is pretty damn awful too

[Parama]

getting dangerously close to putting you back in the "ignore completely" pile

why is my vote the worst? it's an objectively neutral vote.

[Parama]

!xmafia vote shos

obvious

[Parama]

NO BRAKES ALLOWED

[Parama]

>voting the jester

read the game plz

[Parama]

I really do not get the iimpression you've read anything besides votes from your post

[Parama]

voided didn't read my long post \o\

[Parama]

Well I can 100% guarantee you that BB isn't mafia in this game, or even a harmful third. He's either town or jester, so lynching him is bad.

And I liked you before but your stubborn insistence to not logic is baffling

[Parama]

activity will resume after classes wednesday

stupid friggin' exams

[Parama]

Let's lynch Parama while he's afk.

!vote Parama

stand by for a daykill kthx <3
this is inexcusably bad posting

[Parama]

Brave, bravo, good show. The playerlist has collectively let me go almost a week without posting, and I'm only pointing this out now because waiting any longer seems redundant at this point.
What this proves is that anyone and everyone calling me scum

clearly doesn't believe it

. If you cared, you'd have the mod prod me, to force a response, or even notice my absence. But nope. Pushing cases on me "while I'm afk" and not even being the slightest bit interested in hearing what I have to say. I know there's not many people saying it but this one gambit is likely to provide a roadmap to wiinning this game in an easy handsweep. Going to do a quick skim of the "needs dead" list and then post a real thing tomorrow when it's not 12:30 AM.

[Parama]

that makes the deathlist syr, shos, and wind-up, it looks like
lemme check who he replaced... Mac, the non-existent one. Okay.
Going to give syr and wind-up special scrutiny then, I've already said my piece about shos
expect stuff and things tomorrow

[Parama]

shos are you drunk
go home shos you're drunk

[Parama]

yes molla I agreeds

[Parama]

I have been too lazy to do a read like I promised
This game is so bloody dull

[Parama]

repost that when you get the time plz

[Parama]

where am I defending Molla
he's jester
don't lynch him because in xylbot I'm pretty sure jester lynch ends game (could check but)
the end

[Parama]

[Parama]

depends

[Parama]

Yay! I did nothing and people agree with my lynch preferences! \o/

this is why I always do nothing, when I actually do stuff people yell at me :V

[Parama]

!prod Parama

\o.o/

[Parama]

...UT confirmed for scum 100%.
I don't want to derail the shos wagon, but UT needs death badly.

[Parama]

he repeated the same joke I did
literally in the next post

this is completely serious by the way, that's feigning light-heartedness

[Parama]

I was going to change it to an inverted version of yours but decided I was too lazy to
and sure I believe you except that I don't, plus it was brought up on page 16 for the most part

[Parama]

Pim: There is already a wagon on shos, who is scum.
UT is scum too but we have more than one lynch. I hope. Not that there is any universe where shos is town, anyways

[Parama]

the hell, am I not voting?

!vote shos

fixed

[Parama]

I approve of your fakeclaim
voided where art thou

[Parama]

!xmafia help Inventor
!xmafia help Malfunctioning Inventor

[Parama]

>acknowledges bias
>doesnt' change opinion

starting to think voided might be the scum here, would be why he didn't mention the ability until just now too I guess but that's kind of reaching

[Parama]

hint: one of the roles I asked for help on would totally have motivation to give junk to a townie

[Parama]

lel pulling out ye olde buzzwords

yeah UT can die .-.

!vote Untrod Tripod

[Parama]

!vote Untrod Tripod

tags suck

[Parama]

Zzz
Tierce you can be wrong too
Syr is basically begging for death though

[Parama]

I'm willing for this wagon to go through just because it's obvious the scum want me dead.
And I have no clue why anyone thinks I'm scum, Tierce's entire read is meta (read: trash) and Syr's entire post is literally "Molla is faking Jester and Parama is scum with Molla" without reading into my alignment at all. Syr is incredibly dead when I flip town though so.
Though Tierce is doing a blatant vote townie fos scumbuddy when she has a legit case on Syr and just meta on me, so I have my doubts about her being town too.
Anyways have fun guys~

!vote: Parama

[Parama]

Rufflig's second paragraph in his latest post seems hilariously faked too so I wouldn't be terribly surprised if the entire wagon on me right now is scum.

[Parama]

Voided, Molla, vote me.

This game needs to go somewhere.

[Parama]

you morons wimped on the shos wagon from a pretty limp claim so don't you dare be blaming me for this btw

[Parama]

well molla
can you daykill syr for me?
if not, vote me.

[Parama]

the game you linked is over a year old.
are you saying my play isn't going to change in the slightest after a year?

[Parama]

*scans your ISO*

There is literally nothing but meta. This is why I only brought up meta.
Please point me to these actual points so I can address them.

[Parama]

Translation: "I have nothing but meta"

[Parama]

Okay Voided, thank you.
First line is meta. Super special awesome vague meta.
Second is "really bad"
Third is "equally bad:
Fourth is nothing.

I'm sure glad there are points to refute there.

[Parama]

if you're saying I'm playing this game similar to puppy mafia

all I have to say is:

ell
oh
ell

[Parama]

Nah.

[Parama]

Rufflig:
If Syr isn't bleedingly obvious mafia at this point to you
Please replace out

[Parama]

Nah.

[Parama]

I loooove how you're acting like you're in charge <3

[Parama]

in your post you agreed that my play is uneven
uneven play is true of pretty much everyone
thus pinning down their play to being the same every game is a fallacy

your own meta-argument discredits itself.

[Parama]

She used meta and he posts a reason why he believes meta doesn't work.

Precisely! I'm impressed that someone in this game is thinking.

[Parama]

Well, you're confirmed scum, Syr is confirmed scum, and Tierce is probably scum.

[Parama]

Also, I killed Sharper n1, you can thank me for making it harder for scum to hide~

[Parama]

Well, I am a vig so yes, yes it has

[Parama]

You'll have to when I flip :V

[Parama]

and ftr I shot sharper because he was on my scumlist but lynching him would have been relatively informationless compared to most anyone else
his ISO is hilariously thin so you really should be thanking me, he was just mislynch bait

[Parama]

go right ahead d(''d)

[Parama]

still flippin' town

[Parama]

You wouldn't make this post as a vig, Parama.

Actually I totally would. If I make you believe I'm trying to make you believe I'm vig, you won't believe I'm vig ~(o.o)~
And by the you I mean scum-you.

[Parama]

voided: what is the town motivation for not posting in that brief period of time between a lynch and a flip if one is around to do so?

[Parama]

I'm worried that voided is not scum, just incredibly bad. He seems interested in painting himself as scum so.

[Parama]

ahem
since this is what you love so much
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=26594
in this game
I get bored as scum
and replace out of a god-role
as should be evident, my role is not what keeps my interest in the game
and this game has been pretty damn dull
also in Puppy Mafia you're clearly ignoring that I was visibly fighting the apathy
'cause it's dull as hell
screw LLD and her tactics, I like interesting games :V

I'm not even sure why I'm dignifying you with a response at this point

[Parama]

oh
okay

!vote: Syryana

[Parama]

pro-tip: voided isn't town
rufflig just owned him so hard o/
hey hey let's lynch Syr and I'll vig voided tonight

[Parama]

I'm not a SK so do neither because there prob isn't an SK

+1 immunity to whoever spots the grammar error in that sentence

[Parama]

I'm not giving immunity to the person I'm shooting

[Parama]

hey hey let's lynch Syr and I'll vig voided tonight

Syr: nope

[Parama]

Well if I'm not shooting you tonight then I'm lynching you today, would you be okay with that?

[Parama]

Syr you still haven't given any valid reasoning as to why I'm scum, so why are you voting me?

[Parama]

it's actually hilarious to read your ISO, because you're willing to explain why I'm scum with BBMolla, you're willing to interject to defend yourself, but you're unwilling to provide any actual case on the person you're voting

if you were any more obvious scum the mod would have flipped you already

[Parama]

why can't we lynch voided
let the vig shoot syr
and then lynch me tomorrow if they somehow both flip town?
(if they both flip town I'm done with mafia for a few months, because. really now.)

[Parama]

^obvious town 100% guize

[Parama]

no not sarcastic at all

[Parama]

oops forgot my sarcasm tags

I'm sorry, am I making it too subtle?

[Parama]

Actually Parama claiming BP as a gambit in the beginning and now vigilante is essentially an SK claim.

VOTE: Parama L-1

I claimed BP as a joke, dumbnuts

[Parama]

a gambit of
1. I'm not reading
2. I read a few posts
3. I somehow know Parama claimed vig even though I'm not reading
4. Intentionally not voting mafia when there are no mafia dead
5. L-1 I mean hammer I mean L-1 woops

???

[Parama]

random factoid
shos wagon died almost immediately from a claim that is barely helpful to town and can still possibly be mafia
tell me what's wrong with that picture especially compared to the wagon on me

[Parama]

Tierce: Syr is scum durrr

[Parama]

I've already been over why Syr is scum
Thank you for adding another reason to the pile though

[Parama]

Tierce is obv not trying very hard more than anything

[Parama]

why are there votes on oversoul atm
wasted as all hell

[Parama]

preferably a syr lynch would happen actually
explain to me why oversoul is currently the best place for your vote, at the very least

[Parama]

So you find Oversoul scummiest out of everyone alive?

[Parama]

The less-subtle commentary:
The way you're treating your vote does not strike me as particularly town

[Parama]

So why are there only two options? That makes no sense to me.

[Parama]

The point

Your head

[Parama]

You're treating your vote like a negative thing
You would not believe how scummy that is

[Parama]

Like
I'm calling you out
Your response: Shut up or I'mma hammer you

[Parama]

Tierce
What's stopping him from
A: Unvoting if he doesn't want to lynch Oversoul
B: Voting someone else he finds actually scummy while still declaring intent to hammer me

???

Why is it specifically that Voided either votes someone he doesn't appear to see as scummy or hammer someone else?

[Parama]

Also I find your misreading of the scenario questionable Tierce

I call out Oversoul voters, none in particular
Voided jumps in threatening to hammer
I respond
In LITERALLY EVERY POST FOLLOWING, Voided says the word hammer
That's not a very well disguised threat, you know. I don't see how you could read it any other way

[Parama]

You want me to

hammer

you, then?

WHy can't I have it there? I already told you I'd be

hammering

you otherwise.

...no. It's only there because I don't feel like

hammering

you yet.

The only reason I'd move it right now is if an OS wagon sudeenly pops up.

P-EDIT: So you'd rather I

hammer

you, then?

That's actually hilarious.
And I thought I loved hammering a bit too much.

[Parama]

Tierce.
Your ego is going to weep when I flip.
Unless you're scum, which is totally a posibility.
But seriously, I never knew you were this arrogant.

[Parama]

1. I don't breadcrumb, if I planned to shoot shos I'd have said less about him.
2. The way you're phrasing it, is, simply put, hilarious. You are implying that I don't have a kill at all. Where does that put me?
3. You're seeming to imply you're using meta here, yet you're not linking to any instances of "Parama townvig" doing the things you claim I'd do.

[Parama]

plus I think that if you loved your meta so much you'd notice that I am always horrible at fakeclaiming
yet in this game I made tons of references to vigs d1
is that consistent with my meta?

I don't even buy meta logic as a valid thing, but you invoked it, so you have to uphold it. Else you're proving that you just want to hide behind meta instead of actual scumhunting in this game because there is no legitimate reason you can find for calling me scum.

[Parama]

still town~

[Parama]

Scum really had to fight to get me lynched, they want the vig claim dead for obv reasons
shos and syr especially need death though~

[Parama]

well the vig is dead
and shos and syr are still alive
you definitely need some rope but there's an order that things need to be done in

[Parama]

It's not because you're wrong lol

[Parama]

Why are you so defensive all of the sudden? You hammered so you think I'm scum but I haven't flipped yet so why are you assuming I'm town?

[Parama]

things voided needs to die for:
417 (see my 418)
571 (overly defensive of Syr for no adequate reason)
See Rufflig's 591 because that post owns Voided so hard it isn't even funny, I'll never be that pro
exchange between me and voided about oversoul wagon voters, see 704, 705, and 708 specifically
presently making it clear that he doesn't actually believe I am scum

[Parama]

anyways I'm off to grab lunch so have fun and make sure to not lynch anyone who isn't scum tomorrow d(''d)