Micro 158: borkgame (Game Over)

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1537 (isolation #1) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:58 pm

i'm town FUCK YEAH

I'm gonna tear some fucking shit up..

just not tonight. I'm fucking drunk

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1540 (isolation #2) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:01 pm

varsooooon that's a funny name to pronounce

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1546 (isolation #3) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:07 pm

someone tell me what I missed, and who I should vote for.

reading 62 pages is gonna be a bitch

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1559 (isolation #4) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:42 pm

In post 1556, Majiffy wrote:HEY IM DRUNK TOO.

Also Jake show me you're town so I can unvote you. Your slot was a scumbutt.

i'm sure it wasn't, you suck early on so your reads are probably shit

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1560 (isolation #5) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:26 pm

var, why did you unvote my slot? if my slot is scum I don't get the unvote

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1561 (isolation #6) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:05 am

Majiffy - night 1 you said that if DGB was town you would vote Selkies, why did that not happen? why did he not even appear on your list of 3 you were willing to lynch?

@ varsoon - why do you think icebox was killed and if you were scum who would you have killed?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1563 (isolation #7) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:11 am

can you link me to 3 posts that best resemble Ice's town work?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1566 (isolation #8) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:04 am

fair enough, Thanks varsoon.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1568 (isolation #9) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:49 am

Fml, my bad

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1570 (isolation #10) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:21 am

I don't need to show you anything, I don't trust you to find yourself out of a paper bag, let alone find scum on day 1

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1571 (isolation #11) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:21 am

or day 2

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1574 (isolation #12) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:25 am

you wanted me to show you I am town, I am snarky when i am town.

if you want reads and shit, I will get to it. Having 2 games just end and another going to night i will have more time for this game.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1576 (isolation #13) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:28 am

nah I got plenty from your momma's teet

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1578 (isolation #14) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:30 am

Thanks, i will be here all week. And don't forget to try the Veal

Jake from State Farm · Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:24 pm

So do something productive instead of bitching about it

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1591 (isolation #16) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:37 pm

↑ ArcAngel9 wrote:
↑ Selkies wrote:The pace has slowed way down. It's a great time to calm down, pull ourselves together and review. I get antsy when game pace drops to nothing, but this is for a good reason and at a good time IMO.

I was about say this and you said it.
This game needs to move forward...

Jake - Stop drinking and get your inputs fatso

I just finished soldier fit, thanks. Don't wait for me, carry on...

Tonight, tomorrow at the latest

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1592 (isolation #17) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:39 pm

Var is probably scum, I've caught scum adding the "town" unnecessarily.

vote: var

For now

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1600 (isolation #18) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:03 pm

@ rach - you have been fencesitting on Var's alignment all game. Why now are you giving intent to hammer?

unvote

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1605 (isolation #19) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:30 pm

↑ RachMarie wrote:cause it seems to be the will of the town and no one seems to pursue Jen and Arc...

plus I wanted to hold the hammer to make sure Var got his final words... I dont trust some of the players not to go in and hammer...

so you settled with us not being close to deadline?

that mini blitz seemed bad, my only issue is, would rachScum give intent to hammer like that? seems lke putting a big target on her back.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1606 (isolation #20) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:34 pm

ok anyway my laptop is about to die

I think majiffy's vote is crap too

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1610 (isolation #21) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:06 pm

Selkies claimed PGO right? who the hell is going to cc that?

Jake from State Farm · Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:42 pm

↑ Varsoon wrote:So, what will you do when I flip town, Majiffy?

Like, I mean, if I were to be lynched right now, and then I flipped town, what level of cognitive dissonance would you feel?

That is, granted that I am town, and all that moses.

Seriously, though, it feels like I'm in a pretty damn hopeless situation. Let's go with this, though.

Vote: Jake from State Farm

That's the guy who replaced Sven, right?

And to think I was concerned about this guy possibly being town. After I lynch you, I'll find your buddy tonight.

vote: varsoon

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1668 (isolation #23) » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:06 am

I see a problem. Varsoon isn't hammered yet

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1670 (isolation #24) » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:15 am

Var/Jen

We solved the game. Hammer for posterity.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1671 (isolation #25) » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:16 am

I'm hard claiming a pr, I'll figure it out tonight for sure

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1674 (isolation #26) » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:52 am

Rofl dat b scum yo

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1680 (isolation #27) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:40 am

ROFL, you tried to kill me didnt you?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1682 (isolation #28) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:46 am

I'm not ruling out majiffy being scum either but I'm definitely taking my time to re-read this whole game

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1690 (isolation #29) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:42 am

How in your mind am I confirmed town?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1693 (isolation #30) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:45 am

did my slot really claim 1 shot BP? Link?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1699 (isolation #31) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:04 am

well given that and majiffy still pushed sven, fos him but I am pretty sure jen is scum. I don't like the fact that you guys lied about your claim. I'm probably just going to lynch you as either a scum lynch or a policy lynch.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1704 (isolation #32) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:09 am

In post 1701, Selkies wrote:
In post 1699, Jake from State Farm wrote:well given that and majiffy still pushed sven, fos him but I am pretty sure jen is scum. I don't like the fact that you guys lied about your claim. I'm probably just going to lynch you as either a scum lynch or a policy lynch.
You can be retarded too. We said the role was confirmable.

Why is Jen scum?

And can you confirm that you are 1-shot BP?

town should never lie so if you are town FU and lynch all liars.

yes I am 1 shot bp.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1717 (isolation #33) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:18 am

selkies, i'm not responding to you anymore. I don't particularly care for liars

AA - I'm not sheeping you because I believe I was targeted last night, I don't think you tried to protect a claimed PGO as I doubt any scum would target a claimed PGO if they were actually town

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1737 (isolation #34) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:43 am

can the hydra have conversations with themselves in their QT and not in the game thread. Thanks

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1738 (isolation #35) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:43 am

so majify just confirmed himself as scum

vote: majiffy

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1743 (isolation #36) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:47 am

In post 1739, Selkies wrote:
In post 1737, Jake from State Farm wrote:can the hydra have conversations with themselves in their QT and not in the game thread. Thanks
Can you shut up

Like please I cannot stand to see your posts anymore

I cannot fucking believe I have to work with you to achieve a lynch today

Hi majiffy Sven/Jake is our strongest town read can you pick another target and/or unvote

liars need to shut up. seriously don't post again unless you are going to self vote

p.edit - what I am saying is I don't need both heads having a conversation with each other in the game thread. That is why hydras have a QT

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1753 (isolation #37) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:04 am

In post 1749, ArcAngel9 wrote:Explain why do you think you're targeted last night.. you should give us more details to resolve this.

cause I am obvious town and a threat to mafia

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1758 (isolation #38) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:07 am

see majiffy is acting like he didn't even know rach claimed despite calling her out on it ROFL

he's scum. lynch him now

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1773 (isolation #39) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:33 am

In post 1771, Majiffy wrote:Because AA9's makes sense, your claim would be suicidal if scum, which leaves us with an IC, BG, and BP if his claim is legit.

That's incredibly powerful for a Micro.

Obvious AA9 is probably lying but is Majiffy doing the biggest no no in mafia? Setup spec? U scum

Majiffy town would not do noob setup spec.

Scum Sven would not claim 1 shot BP like that and replace out.

We are power lynching jiffy now. He's done slipped twice now.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1776 (isolation #40) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:47 am

In post 1774, Majiffy wrote:^ And then we have Jake the obvscum here. How you're reading that slot town is beyond me, Selkies.

You tried to kill me last night?

I'm obv town, Sven was pretty obv town if you know his play.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1777 (isolation #41) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:50 am

Setup spec is scummy. Worrying about balance is a scumtell.

Lynch jiffy now

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1780 (isolation #42) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:02 am

So today we lunch majiffy or Jenn

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1781 (isolation #43) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:02 am

*lynch*

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1784 (isolation #44) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:18 am

Cause Jen and jiffy are scum. Jen slipped with the hammer and jiffy slipped with all his scummy shit

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1787 (isolation #45) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:24 am

Selekies is mod confirmed you dolt. Of course I'm not lynching him.

I called you out before you voted me btw so your vote was omgus

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1788 (isolation #46) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:27 am

Also jiffy if you beleived "scum survivalism" you'd be voting Jen. But she's your partner so you won't.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1790 (isolation #47) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:59 am

1. I wanted to lynch Selkies for lying and nothing more

2. Blah blah, flail more jiffy

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1792 (isolation #48) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:05 am

In post 1771, Majiffy wrote:Because AA9's makes sense, your claim would be suicidal if scum, which leaves us with an IC, BG, and BP if his claim is legit.

That's incredibly powerful for a Micro.

1. 1 shot bg & 1 shot BP w/IC is NOT OP'd

2. Only scum worry about setups being OPd for town. I made this mistake as scum and have seen other scum do this.

Lynch jiffy he knows better

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1794 (isolation #49) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:20 am

Here's the kicker also

It's mylo, if we lynch wrong it's game over. Majiffy has been pushing a claimed pr since day 1 by doing nothing to discredit this slot. He never provided any good reason to lynch Sven

P.edit - well I have seen it at least twice if not more than twice.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1796 (isolation #50) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:44 am

He wasn't mod confirmed and he hasn't claimed his role yet so yes I absolutely considered the idea of policy lynching him, but I didn't.

Sorry jiffy, you are getting lynched today. Maybe you should self vote

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1797 (isolation #51) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:46 am

And both original heads are dead to me on this site. I shall not play with either of them if I can help it

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1798 (isolation #52) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:48 am

also let's point out that jiffy thought my slot was scum yet hopped on the varsoon wagon after I voted him despite calling varsson town earlier in the game

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1799 (isolation #53) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:49 am

In post 417, Majiffy wrote:
Town
{DBK, Icebox, RachMarie,
Varsoon
}

Null
{Disturbed_One, Jennifer}
Scum
{Selkies, Sven}

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1800 (isolation #54) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:50 am

so jiffy, do you always vote your town reads by sheeping your scum reads?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1803 (isolation #55) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:52 am

In post 1801, Majiffy wrote:Except what stopped you wasn't that he was mod confirmed, what stopped you was you voting me. As soon as I voted you, Selkies was suddenly okto

misrep me some more why don't you.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1807 (isolation #56) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:05 am

I though you knew how to play this game jiffy

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1808 (isolation #57) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:09 am

In post 1704, Jake from State Farm wrote:
In post 1701, Selkies wrote:
In post 1699, Jake from State Farm wrote:well given that and majiffy still pushed sven, fos him but I am pretty sure jen is scum. I don't like the fact that you guys lied about your claim. I'm probably just going to lynch you as either a scum lynch or a policy lynch.
You can be retarded too. We said the role was confirmable.

Why is Jen scum?

And can you confirm that you are 1-shot BP?
town should never lie so if you are town FU and lynch all liars.

yes I am 1 shot bp.

In post 1707, Selkies wrote:Ok let's do it.

Our role is Innocent Child.

I've PMed bork to let him know we've claimed.

Jiffy, why did you purposely leave out them claiming innocent child before I voted you? Innocent child is a conformable role and basically mean that I wasn't going to vote them. If the mod didn't confirm them that would have been proof they were lying and I would have voted them.

so now you are caught mis-repping me.

die now

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1809 (isolation #58) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:12 am

basically the lynch pool is

Jen/Rach/Majiffy

imo Jen and majiffy are scum, but it's possible Rach could be. I will be doing some re-reading now

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1810 (isolation #59) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:30 am

looking at VC on DGB - Majiffy and I are the only ones who aren't confirmed town who lynched DGB

day 2 - majiffy voted Jenn for "pressure" but once was at L-1 unvoted (despite jennifer not even posting during that time) and attacked Sven for some obviously BS reason and later switched to varsoon and sheeped me, the person he had been trying to lynch.

You don't sheep the person you are trying to lynch, Majiffy did exactly that. He's scum

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1813 (isolation #60) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:39 am

it's an example of survivalism, one that jiffy says is scum behavior but won't vote jen for it and refuses to even acknowledge it and acts like it never happened.

this is why jiffy needs to be lynched

Jake from State Farm · Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:28 am

Rach isn't voting no-lynch

unvote

Consider my vote on majiffy though

Jake from State Farm · Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:28 pm

I don't know majiffy targeted me last night. I'm voting him because everything he's done is more likely to come from town imo.

I agree with AA, NL won't help us

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1829 (isolation #63) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:04 pm

In post 1820, ArcAngel9 wrote:am I reading your bolded statement correctly?

no that was a typo, it's more likely to come from scum

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1830 (isolation #64) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:06 pm

In post 1822, Selkies wrote:Jake you are literally retarded and I'm sorry for your parents.

seriously fuck you

mod - I would like to

request replacemnet

I don't play in games anymore where I am personally attacked.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1833 (isolation #65) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:12 pm

In post 1825, RachMarie wrote:NO LYNCH seriously dudes and dudettes.. if we lynch the wrong person TOWN loses...

you realize tomorrow Selkies is dead and we are back into the very same position.

NL accomplishes nothing because the purpose of the 1 shot BG is to protect the IC. The 1 shot BG is "supposedly" gone now

We lynch

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1835 (isolation #66) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:13 pm

In post 1830, Jake from State Farm wrote:seriously fuck you

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1838 (isolation #67) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:16 pm

you actually should be mod-killed but most mods don't enforce site rules so consider yourself lucky

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1839 (isolation #68) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:17 pm

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You should not make any post, or start any thread, with the intention of abusing, ridiculing,
insulting, offending, or upsetting any other user on this site.
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Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1841 (isolation #69) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:18 pm

In post 1838, Jake from State Farm wrote:you actually should be mod-killed

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1845 (isolation #70) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:26 pm

How have I been disrespectful to you? Cause you lied and I'm mad?

Ok

Did I call you retarded or say I thought you were? Having parents who are handicapped and them being called retarded as a kid, I take that insult very personally. Why do you have to insult me anyway? Cause I think lynch all liars is a good policy? That's dumb.

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:37 am

Rach not wanting to lynch majiffy is kind of telling cause that's basically painting herself into a corner.

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:59 am

Why would you target a pgo?

P.edit ^

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1867 (isolation #73) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:00 am

Know what this means jiffy?

I'm clear ROFL!!!!'

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1869 (isolation #74) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:01 am

Jen

Why did you choose Sven and Selkies?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1877 (isolation #75) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:05 am

In post 1870, RachMarie wrote:What if she really had been a PGO? seriously

oh yeah and there are mafia watchers just like there are mafia trackers... so yeah...

This

Mafia watcher makes sense.

P.edit - pfft Selkies. Why?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1887 (isolation #76) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:19 am

Majiffy or bust

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1892 (isolation #77) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:23 am

I think the scum team is Majiffy/Jen, I have already made that declaration and this claim by Jen doesn't change my opinion at all.

If majiffy is town, well it's his own damn fault but the evidence against him pretty much damns him

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1899 (isolation #78) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:33 am

In post 1898, ArcAngel9 wrote:Jake, any inputs about my post # 1892

1892 is my post

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1900 (isolation #79) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:33 am

unvote

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1903 (isolation #80) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:36 am

I didn't know who I was voting for actually

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1905 (isolation #81) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:37 am

yeah, we have a direct CC of AA and Jennifer so as much as I want to lynch Jiffy, we lynch one of the CC's

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1906 (isolation #82) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:37 am

In post 1904, orcinus_theoriginal wrote:
In post 1901, Selkies wrote:
In post 1900, Jake from State Farm wrote:
unvote
Why?

(Also, you weren't actually voting Majiffy before this so he was at L-2 the entire time)
Fixed

cmon, stop posting on the wrong account.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1912 (isolation #83) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:43 am

In post 1907, RachMarie wrote:huh what?? who is CCing Jens (mafia) Watcher claim?

jen is basically saying AA9's claim is bullshit. That's is essentially a cc even though the roles are different.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1915 (isolation #84) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:45 am

hold up, I need to read something real fast

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1918 (isolation #85) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:47 am

AA9 - if you protected Selkies and we had a NK last night, why would you think that Selkies was scum? Wouldn't you think your BG stopped the kill?

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1922 (isolation #86) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:50 am

In post 1920, RachMarie wrote:wait a min Arc is a bodyguard?

Shouldnt she have died then? I thought they die when they protect someone, unlike Doc?

yeah that too. Bodyguard DOES die which means

I WAS THE NK TARGET LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!

ROFL - Majiffy - I want you in here to eat some crow

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1923 (isolation #87) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:50 am

hey Majiffy

this one's for you

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1925 (isolation #88) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:53 am

In post 1924, ArcAngel9 wrote:Please sow down and Listen to us, Majiffy is a bad ass player

nah, he's not really.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1929 (isolation #89) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:57 am

In post 1926, ArcAngel9 wrote:
In post 1918, Jake from State Farm wrote:AA9 - if you protected Selkies and we had a NK last night, why would you think that Selkies was scum? Wouldn't you think your BG stopped the kill?
Wait, I am confused with your question, You said you were targeted last night, didn't you?
And If Selkies was targeted last night, I would have taken bullet for them, since that i am alive, they weren't targetted last night , i only had 1 shot BG, I can't protect anyone after this.

I assumed I was targeted last night, I have no clue. I thought when you claimed bodyguard you were also claiming to stop the kill but I forgot that bg dies, which means I was actually targeted (unless mafia NK'd)

This is what i don't understand

why would mafia target me if sven had already claimed 1 shot BP?

If you were not claiming protection on Selkies, why did you claim like you did?

ugh, my mind is confused.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1934 (isolation #90) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:01 am

I want Jenn to answer my question AND I want to re-read some things

the re-read won't happen tonight cause it's my anniversary and the wifey won't like that too much.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1937 (isolation #91) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:04 am

In post 1935, Selkies wrote:
In post 1934, Jake from State Farm wrote:I want Jenn to answer my question AND I want to re-read some things

the re-read won't happen tonight cause it's my anniversary and the wifey won't like that too much.
Please

Just

Please.

Please don't try to rush me. There is no rush. I also want majiffy to bow down and kiss the ring of towniness.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1960 (isolation #92) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:51 am

No no no. You gotta kiss the ring jiffy. I want you to bow down to me

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:17 am

So jiffy won't eat crow? Hmm? Please put him to l-1 so I can hammer him with much satisfaction.

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:39 am

In post 1975, Majiffy wrote:Wtf is eat crow even supposed to mean? Also, have you not been reading my posts? We're at fucking autowin here, both scum are caught.

Yes you are caught

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:52 am

Looking at your BS argument for Sven/me, you really are in no position to talk

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:55 am

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:01 am

Snarky is my middle name. I'm also part of Team Snarky.

You better fucking respect my authority or I'll power lynch your ass.

I'm not doing anything til I re-read, I'm sure ill figure it out just like I did in a game with your homie Matt.

Until then know your role AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:18 am

Sorry, I meant Thor. Same difference

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:22 am

Bottom line is you aren't going to convince me to vote your way. If I change my vote its cause I find something in my re-read. I already have scumread your slot so I have all intentions to hammer if you for there.

The fact that nobody wants to put you at l-1 is very telling. I'm not even bluffing. If you get to l-1 I won't even waste my time reading. Your slot IS scum for reasons already explained by me. Your lack of defense proves it.

Your insults don't help your cause. At this point nothing you can do will change my mind.

Karama's a bitch ain't it?

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:23 am

If you get there*

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:45 am

In post 1992, Majiffy wrote:
In post 1990, Jake from State Farm wrote:Your slot IS scum for reasons already explained by me. Your lack of defense proves it.
... What reasons explained by you?

The ones you responded with by calling me scum instead of defending yourself. Also known as deflecting

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:51 am

I'm not doing your work for you. In not even going to waste time reading if you won't even take time to read.

Can we lynch jiffy already?

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:12 pm

In post 1999, Majiffy wrote:
In post 1997, Jake from State Farm wrote:I'm not doing your work for you. In not even going to waste time reading if you won't even take time to read.
I'm twelve and what is this

It's me lynching your ass

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:26 pm

In post 2001, Majiffy wrote:Have I mentioned how much of an idiot you are, Jake?

Mastin says I'm stubborn, I think he's right

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:30 pm

You essentially said the same thing about me so your ability to read people are obviously hit or miss.

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:12 pm

What's wrong with what I said

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:18 pm

Cause that's how he is in every game. He's hit or miss, he wants me to follow him when he's proven he can't read people since he's wrong about me.

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:49 pm

vote: thor

Jake from State Farm · Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:50 pm

lol dumbass

vote: majiffy

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:10 pm

It's auto win.

4:1
Lynch today leaves 3:1
Nk tonight leaves 2:1
Final scum is obvious

Whoever is scum just give up, I don't have the patience to dead this out

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:14 pm

So as doc, you saved the claimed PGO because why?

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:18 pm

Arc is da scumz you caught yo

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:20 pm

Pgo can be in mini normals yo

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:22 pm

Scum majiffy listed 4 town reads, 3 are confirmed town and 1 is you. Scum is usually going to list 1 partner as a town read.

Your choosing to test your doc on a pgo makes no sense.

P. edit - probably not

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:31 pm

It's basically win/win at this point anyway.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:34 pm

I'm serious, I don't want this game to go another day phase. Please don't piss me off. Just claim now

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:36 pm

In post 2058, ArcAngel9 wrote:
In post 2052, Jake from State Farm wrote:It's basically win/win at this point anyway.
Then why are you waiting. Why don't you listen to me?
you know that if i am lying i could only delay this but not win the game.

I am telling you that we win now.. i want to win before i go sleep for the day. I want to see the sorry face of Jen who doesn't want to end this game with dignity.

If you are scum I'm seriously going to rage.

Explain to me how doc/BP makes more sense than watcher/bp

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:49 pm

I think I want to lynch arc

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:14 pm

In post 2069, ArcAngel9 wrote:you know what.
go head and do what the fuck you all want to do..
I know what is my play is in this game and i did my part for winning this game, more than anyone of you did for winning.
you all die with shame after seeing my flip.

and I am not playing anymore with this hydra, Ferrl is adamant and stubborn despite the multiple times i protected her for the game winning...

Jake, i am very very very pissed with you for being a jerk today. Screw you all.

Jen, you're a loser, and your attempt is lame and pointless.

sore loser imo

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:17 pm

vote: arc

she is showing a poor attitude, seems more like but hurt scum imo. If she is town i'm still not happy with her attitude.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:35 pm

In post 2080, Selkies wrote:
In post 2073, Selkies wrote:I really expected to be watching this from the sidelines today.
Scum leaving us (Selkies) alive makes no sense. 3-1 would have been the ideal endgame, numbers wise, for scum. Now at best it comes down to 2-1 a day later
.
Highlighting this. Jake, your thoughts?

I pretty much already covered this, it's essentially win/win

i'd rather leave the person alive who isn't going to throw a hissy fit

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:37 pm

In post 2081, ArcAngel9 wrote:Jake is officially post pathetic player ever, that
fatso has no brains than just big stupid body

I am only hoping, ORC will come and read this horror and decides the vote.

seriously, FUCK YOU!

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:47 pm

we got it right cause I fucking made it happen. I caught majiffy and I hammered his ass.

now I got this little girl who wants to insult me because I don't sheep her? fuck that. I don't care about "pride of getting it right" (I'm trying not to spew insults I really want to do right now)

She is gonna throw a hissy fit and insult me, she can die and if i'm wrong I will hammer Jen tomorrow.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:56 pm

In post 2089, borkjerfkin wrote:AA, knock it the fuck off.

modkill imo

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:57 pm

how is being unsure which one of you 2 is scum anti town? seriously?

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:02 pm

and make no excuses about it I made that Majiffy lynch happen. It took a group effort to lynch him but I started the wagon, I drew everyone's attention towards him. and I put myself into the position to hammer him.

p.edit - nope, I pushed majiffy before you guys did,

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:03 pm

Mod - you warned us to chill and AA9 still insulted me. This imo is direct defiance and should be punished by a mod kill.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:05 pm

she gave her night actions. reading is fundamental.

p.edit - I did not insult you after the warning.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:06 pm

actually I don't think I insulted you at all

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:07 pm

In post 1951, Jennifer wrote:I chose Sven the first night because he was my strongest town read, so I thought he was the likely nightkill target. Similarly, I chose Selkies the second night because Selkies was town as well, Sven had claimed BP which means he'd survive a NK attempt, and I didn't think it was likely in a micro that there would be two roles that could avoid nightkills

cause you seemed to have missed it.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:08 pm

In post 2102, ArcAngel9 wrote:Neither I am.

say what?

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:09 pm

In post 2103, ArcAngel9 wrote:
In post 2101, Jake from State Farm wrote:
In post 1951, Jennifer wrote:I chose Sven the first night because he was my strongest town read, so I thought he was the likely nightkill target. Similarly, I chose Selkies the second night because Selkies was town as well, Sven had claimed BP which means he'd survive a NK attempt, and I didn't think it was likely in a micro that there would be two roles that could avoid nightkills
cause you seemed to have missed it.
i don't' believe these..

so it's she said/she said.

why am I an idiot for believing her over you? because you were so super town? NO

p.edit - prove what? I don't even know what "Neither I am" is supposed to mean.

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:14 pm

I voted you over Jen because your poor attitude
She looked town to me over you because your poor attitude
it's possible it's a fake claim but i'd rather keep the person who's not insulting me alive
I don't care how she has played the game
I am lynching you because of your poor attitude

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:17 pm

In post 2108, ArcAngel9 wrote:I don't even know what "Neither I am" means

did you mean neither am I?

In post 2085, borkjerfkin wrote:
chill guys.

In post 2088, ArcAngel9 wrote:by now you should see how idiot and brain damaged Jake is

Jake from State Farm · Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:22 pm

2088 was AFTER the warning from the mod. The "chill guys" was a warning which you blatantly ignored

mod, i'm serious. mod kill is warranted for violating your ruleset

Jake from State Farm · Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:02 am

Why? Cause I don't appreciate insults and lying? Ok fine you are entitled to your opinion.

Jake from State Farm · Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:39 am

And stop posting out of hydra

It's kind of funny that the longest micro was titled "speed" mafia

Jake from State Farm · Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:22 am

In post 2147, ArcAngel9 wrote:now rest of you die with shame for suspecting me after everything i did to win this game
HUH!!!

Jake, I'll forgive you for this!!!
and rest of you, thanks for playing great game. Good efforts

And BORK, thanks for moderating it. you're a great mod!!!

You will forgive me? Da fuck?

You act like a whiny bray cause you don't get your way and so you insult me and I didn't do jack shit to you and you will forgive me?

Good game bork, glad I could help you out.

Jake from State Farm · Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:23 am

*brat

Jake from State Farm · Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:48 am

Is AA9 in it? If no ill Pre-in

Jake from State Farm · Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:16 pm

any game where we lynch jiffy as scum is a great game. let's do it again

Jake from State Farm · Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:49 pm

In post 2253, borkjerfkin wrote:fuck yeah shameless plug

I'm hosting another large theme soon.

It will be publicly two-faction (no SK, no multiball)

if you do another mini or micro lmk

large games not so much

Jake from State Farm · Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:12 am

In post 2254, Majiffy wrote:
In post 2251, Jake from State Farm wrote:any game where we lynch jiffy as scum is a great game. let's do it again
Pretty much. Good luck doing
that
again.

Orly?

Didn't you just get lynched as scum again? Maybe you need a break

Jake from State Farm · Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:39 am

Ffly & I would be an interesting hydra lol