Open 493 - Jungle Republic. (Game Over - Werewolf Victory)

[kuribo]

Stop being kuribo.

NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THE REAL THING

[kuribo]

errrrhmmm


i could just hammer and read the game during the night phase and then yell at the Dead QT when i get NK'd during my read

because, man, 50 pages but on the other hand alot of flips

on the third hand i never win as town if i don't read the game

on the fourth hand i really don't feel like going to the dead QT while catching up

on the fifth hand there's plenty of time before deadline to read this crap

on the sixth hand lololol open setup

on the seventh hand humans only have two hands anyway




hey Egg, why Bulba?

everyone else- is Proton werewolf or maf?

[kuribo]

Princess is mafia and egg is the wolf?

Egg is under the impression people assume princess is the wolf because that's what she said. if he is the wolf, people will know she's not. he's banking on towncred with this.

wait, princess claimed wolf?


why is she even sitting at L-1?

[kuribo]

yeah i read her iso and she's town


what else you got?

[kuribo]

because the last game i replaced into, I got NK'd before making a single post

[kuribo]

nope, just read Proton's

she's town because her posts reek of the newbish desparation that someone of her experience level doesn't easily fake

[kuribo]

unless she's a hydra or an alt in which case all bets are off re: experience

[kuribo]

Klick- Town.
DBK- Town. Both of these guys give off a town vibe to me. Earnest scum hunting.

calling two of your scumbuddies town so blatantly is such an obviously bad move, I find it hard to believe anyone would do that

[kuribo]

yeah, I was about to head to bed when i got the tap to come on in here so for now i'll tuck the murderdick into my pants

PP's definitely a preliminary townread though

[kuribo]

So kuribo

scum have a very low chance of winning this game unless they pull of some good gambits and work together

you aren't trying to derail a scum lynch are you?

nah, you and i both know i'd powerfuck the hell out of another scumteam

my opinion is based solely on the ten minutes or so i spent iso'ing a slot that was at L-1 when i replaced in


and for the record, your idea is the definition of ridiculous anyway because it assumes that: 1) scum know who is on the other team, and 2) that they would play in a way that YOU feel is optimal for the situation, even though there would be alot of ways to play moving forward


besides, the PP lynch could BE scum "working together," a notion that you ignore

[kuribo]

Its really funny that he thinks i could come up with a strategy all of ten minutes after joining a game

i iso'd you because i was considering just laying down a hammer but that other guy said you had claimed scum

skimmed your iso and couldnt find it but did find some town tells

and by the by, claiming any flavor of scum is modkillable regardless so.

anyway i dont know the setup because the link to it in the OP is broken in the wiki
is there one of each left? thats the assumption im working under

[kuribo]

If youre working under the idea that PP is wolf then it invalidates the tell about calling her buddies town, youre right

the flailing can be faked, but like i said my gut reaction to it is that its not

i really am gonna have to read all of this

[kuribo]

Well okay you dont see it as a towntell, but i see some forms of flailing as town

anyway, anyone hammering PP before i finish reading will be considered confirmed scum and will spend the rest of the game CHOKING ON THE RIGHTEOUS COCK OF VENGEANCE


Why do i still play this game im like a cartoon character ffs

PEDIT GOD DAMMIT PREPARE YOUR FUCKING BUTTHOLE

[kuribo]

She better be scum mac

otherwise you and me are doing the dance of death

[kuribo]

Oh and PS: when i dance, I ALWAYS FUCKING LEAD

[kuribo]

Six days


six fucking days to deadline and you couldnt even give me 24 hours to read

[kuribo]

"Oh shes scum shes scum" they say

then they fucking quickhammer and now theyre all quiet when im here giving them the business

she aint fucking scum, two of you just murdered her and the rest of ypu are idiots

gonna give the silent treatment after the hammer like ill just disappear


i aint going nowhere fuckers


best kill me before i find you

[kuribo]

If shes town, mark my words both scum on her wagon

[kuribo]

WHEN THE FUCK HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SCUM MAKE A MONETARY WAGER IN DIRECT RISK OF GETTING MODKILLED

She could easily have been modkilled for that. SCUM WOULD BE WAY MORE CAREFUL

[kuribo]

If shes town, mark my words both scum on her wagon

If she's town, the wolf is off her wagon and is going to try to soak up the towncred (Hi Egg...).

Okay you can be town too


at least youre thinking things through

[kuribo]

/popcorn

HEY I SEE YOU THERE FUCKER

THIS IS YOUR BIG BREAK

POST YOUR READS RIGHT NOW

[kuribo]

Come on god dammit


if she aint wolf, someone dies tonight and i will be super pissed if i read this game and die N1 afted replacing

Anyone reading this right now needs to post their reads in case they die

[kuribo]

No.

Oh you cheeky little fuck, im writing your name on my dick now

[kuribo]

WHEN THE FUCK HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SCUM MAKE A MONETARY WAGER IN DIRECT RISK OF GETTING MODKILLED

She could easily have been modkilled for that. SCUM WOULD BE WAY MORE CAREFUL

she is definitely scum since she never intended to pay out.

Ive been in Large Themes so long that i forget some of you Open people are awful players


ALSO, READS FUCKER

[kuribo]

DONT YOU ROLL YOUR FUCKING EYES AT ME I INVENTED THAT SHIT

[kuribo]

You seriously have no fucking interest in helping the town in the event of youe death?

so which one of you is the killer and which one is an idiot?

because only the killer can be sure they wont die

pedit: attaboy bulb, you can come fuck my sister

[kuribo]

Save it for the bath house, nancyboys

[kuribo]

FINE I DIDNT WANNA GO TO TO YOUR STUPID GAY PARTY ANYWAYS GOD

ILL HAVE MY OWN PARTY AND ITLL BE SO GAY AND AWESOME AND YOULL BE ALL MAN I WISH I WAS AT KURIBOS PARTY THAT GUY IS THE SHIT

[kuribo]

Ive hammered immediately upon replacing as town just so i could catch up overnight


didnt end well either time

[kuribo]

To me all that points to her being maf with klick and dropping a silencing hammer to distance herself though

[kuribo]

PP stop fighting your already spoken for death

give us some reads to work with after youre gone if you really want to help the town

youre already lynched. at this point you cant convince anyone so youre just arguing

[kuribo]

Why would you stop fighting your lynch?

because you have been hammered. you are lynched.

not almost. lynched.


town would want to leave us something to work with

[kuribo]

PP i want your fucking reads and i want them now

not posting reads after your own lynch is tantamount to a fucking scum claim

unless your lynch has resulted in your loss?

[kuribo]

If you have a town wincon, you owe it to the town to post your reads after your lynch in twilight

[kuribo]

Oh so youre scum and your game is over? otherwise youd help the town if it was your team

thanks for making me look stupid when i thought you were town

get to stepping, youre done here

[kuribo]

if you're this sure, do you want to hammer?

i thought mac hammered?

[kuribo]

ohhhh he was already voting her


disregard i suck cocks

[kuribo]

i thought it seemed like twilight was lasting forfucking ever

[kuribo]

jesus, i seriously thought mac had hammered her


and i was pissed that she was arguing against her lynch instead of posting her reads

[kuribo]

Princess, take this as your formal fucking warning.

Either Bacde or I will hammer you.

If he doesn't do it, you have until the time I finish reading this game to post your reads.

It might be tonight. It might be tomorrow. Might take me all weekend, who knows? 50 pages is alot of derp.

But if I finish reading this game, and you haven't coughed up something besides endless appeal to emotion, I *WILL* drop the fucking bomb on you in ten seconds and then forget you forever in the following five.

[kuribo]

page 1 down. Tick tock, Clarice.

[kuribo]

EGG WHY ARE YOU VOTING BULBA

[kuribo]

Because NOBODY cares about the reads of dead VT. Pretending otherwise is nonsense.

Screw you. I spend post after post after post AFTER POST


bitching and complaining about site meta being to ignore the dead


if anyone here is gonna take your reads to heart, it's me


help your fucking town or get strung

[kuribo]

The only one I really see that's incredibly valid is connections to fuzzy

and I haven't read that post yet so I can't comment on how valid the connections are


the rest of your points are invalid either by my own opinion or by your own admission

[kuribo]

kuribo I probably can't read anyway.

why do people always say this, I'm easy to read

[kuribo]

eh fair enough

[kuribo]

Preliminary reads:
Bacde either town or wolf. i lean town, but he is almost certainly not mafia. of that i am extremely confident

Bulb is mostly town

you and mac i lean town. Mac more strongly than you. Mac is my strongest town read right now.

Princess was townish to me but looking further in depth she looks like she's upset about being "caught fpr the wrong reasons." her initial indignation read town to me however the same sort of reaction comes from scum thats annoyed when they cant fight a gut-case

Egg is underwhelming to me and quite likely scum

If hes maf and princess the wolf, wouldnt he be mpre interested in her lynch?

i still think its possible that Princess is maf, not wolf

[kuribo]

Im good with either. there is a very good chance that one or both are scum.

its possible there is one scum among my town reads but almost certainly not both. meaning that among princess and egg, scum can be found.

princess, why arent you voting someone?

i still maintain that she realizes her game is over, thus the unwillingness to help the town. getting her reads was like pulling teeth

[kuribo]

Oh. i forgot goodmorning


i see him as fairly town. a little under the radar but mpstly good stuff


also i ISOd egg and some of his fuzzy interactions are weird

[kuribo]

^ Kinda like in Catch 22 mafia when i left the vig alive since i haf to burn through foir mislynches


though to be fair she tried to shoot me and i self doc'd lol

[kuribo]

Kuribo, did you see my request?

I did and i just finished my homework assignment

bacde's treatmment of icebox as seer on those pages reads very town to me. probably not wolf either.

Wolf would be quicker to softly push icebox over fuzzy and save himself the trouble of NKing the seer so he can aim at maf. bacde saw icebox as scum until the claim.

[kuribo]

Getting ice lynched over a fuzzy counterclaim would have been easy for bacde as scum, too.

and probably could have looked good while doing it.

[kuribo]

For the record i see bacde as not maf because the level in which he would have been bussing both klick and bo goes beyond bussing and into nearly straight up outting his own buddies

he pushed them hard even when it wasnt necessary to bus. if he is maf, that balls out sort of bus would probably get him eaten by wolves

[kuribo]

Mac, I'm not caught up. I've read like two kuribo posts. So my read is entirely based on thene's play and the connection to Bo.

Bulb, that arguement makes zero sense. Even if I was scum, i'd have no living buddies. There'd be no way to know who else is scum and no reason to protect them. You are pushing whatever you can to make sure you survive.

unvote, vote egg

this self vote is an appeal to emotion at its worst and a pointless vote

[kuribo]

I've read like two kuribo posts.

ARE YOU FLIRTIN WITH ME

[kuribo]

Holy shit


egg says he only has read two of my posts

PROBABLY BOTH POSTS WHERE I QUESTIONED HIS VOTE

ive posted 56 times on a number of subjects and you havent read them? except the posts where i directly addressed you?

might as well forget getting my slot lynched, ive only been mislynched twice in five fucking years. And you aint half as good as CKD or GreyICE

gotta at least pretend to scumhunt dude

[kuribo]

Your tells are bullshit hope that helps



and i was referring to the fact that theyre the only two scum to ever get me lynched as town, so its good that you realize youre not as good as them

See, you just dropped another nearly bulletproof tell. i wish DGB was here so she could tell you how accurate it is that "I DONT HAVE MUCH FREE TIME" is as a scumtell.

and youre in the same position benmage was in against me in wire mafia. he had designated ActionDan as the mislynch but knew that wasnt gonna happen when i replaced into the slot. so he tried to push me based on his old cases.


i fucking verbally deatroyed him for twenty pages


try and mislynch me, fucker. ive been guarding my gate a long time.

[kuribo]

THIS SITE IS LITTERED WITH THE BONES OF THE SCUM FUCKS THAT TRIED TO LYNCH ME

THEIR SPIRITS HOWL IN ANGUISH

THEIR FLESH CONSUMED BY WORMS

THEIR SOULS CONDEMNED TO BLACKEST HELL


JOIN THEM IF YOU DARE, FUCKER, BUT WHEN YOU GET TO THE DEAD QT, TELL THEM KURIBO SENT YOH

[kuribo]

Dont hide now beetlejuice, you werent too fucking busy to read when i memtioned your name


i had way more to read than you and im caught up


its only getting worse from here you scum fuck

[kuribo]

unvote, vote kuribo

Cuz why the fuck not.

No one wants to lynch me to leave princess and syryana alive. No one wants to lynch bulb. I don't think goodmorning has been voted.

Wouldn't it be hilarious to watch kuribo piss and moan that he's being mislynched and then we see his scum flip.

I'm sure it won't happen because princess is being lynched but it would be insanely funny.

By the way DGB always says I'm scum when I'm town. Then again she says everyone is scum at one point throughout each game.

Im also the only person on site that has a 100% accuracy reading DGB over five years.


i can smell your fear.

[kuribo]

IT CAN REPLY TO ME BUT IT CANNOT READ

NOW PUT THE FUCKING LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

[kuribo]

Other than egg being scummier to me than princess, about the same as i mentioned before.

bacde stronger town read
mac and syr may as well be masons together
princess disappearing again doesnt look good to me
pretty sure youre town
not quite sure about goodmorning. leaning townish i think

egg and princess for death first. at least one scum there.

[kuribo]

Why aren't you voting then?

Because deadline isnt an issue, and we arent done talking.

im perfectly willing to hammer, though id like to see princess come back to the thread and see. if she has any last words before i administer her last rites and send her to hell

[kuribo]

Wut.

i'm saying you're both incredibly fucking town

[kuribo]

For the record, I've avoided joining games that Kuribo is in before...

THE FEAR

[kuribo]

Haha, for the record I've gone out of my way to join a game that kuribo was in. He's awfully fun, though I think it would give me a headache to play him more than once or twice every three months.

i seriously don't remember ever playing with you

[kuribo]

ohhh

your posts really turned me on

i remember you now

[kuribo]

Yeah she has until 3:00 PM EST

im dropping the hammer at that point

[kuribo]

Why 3pm? Is there something she can say to change your mind? Do you value her last minute reads knowing she can't have scumbuddies? Do you expect a claim with no living power roles?

Because i wanted to give her a chance to post her final thoughts, and the end of my shift seemed to be as good a time as any


you nosey scumfuck

[kuribo]

And i already told her that if im wrong, id take her reads into consideration

her disappearing act still does not look well on her

[kuribo]

Her refusal to post reads until damn near forced

her complaining about the case against her being bullshit

her disappearing now

hrr refusal to help town even when threatened with lynch



all of it points to scum who thinks they were caught for the wrong reason and cant talk her way out of it

if she had a town wincon she would be more helpful. she acts like someone that has already lost.

[kuribo]

And heres the pisser


its multiball, so if she flips scum, her reads can still help us

[kuribo]

She's not going to answer. She already said she doesn't care.


Time's up.

Ave Versus Christo
Ave Satani

Tenebrosus in nomine Domine Satanus, hanc committo rubigo aeternam inferni. Ipsa est enim sollemnitas diaboli sanguinem propter magnam gloriam tuam, et furorem meum super sacramentum.
In nomine Satana patre mendacii, Princeps cæli, et tenebrae Domino
In servitio vestro, kuribo.

When you get to hell, tell them kuribo sent ya.

Vote: Princess

[kuribo]

^^thats a cool catchphrase btw

i'm also partial to "you're done here, get to steppin'"

[kuribo]

It's ok syr, I take getting NKd my first day as a compliment

[kuribo]

Stop being kuribo.

NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THE REAL THING

But seriously what did klick mean

[kuribo]

I think sometimes I get NKd early not because of my reads, but because I'm unpredictable

Look at goonies mafia, I was all over the place and then out of the blue I settled on Bacde and AngryPigeon