Open 527 - Hard Boiled: Dixon Hill's Maudlin Madness

[Shodan]

WHY HELLO THERE LOVELIES

LET'S KICK SOME BIG BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Shodan]

Vote: Trolling Fairy

Die trolls die!!!

[Shodan]

Too bad Wisdom is 1st on the replacement list

Quick, someone flake

We need his tunneling people to death

[Shodan]

Vote: Baldeagle

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[Shodan]

Please answer my question about the VT claims, ty.
Seriously though, I don't get why we are claiming already.

You guys also realize that Shodan did RVS

right

after SD questioned it?

You also realize that the Earth is flat?

I realized that RVS is important and to stop being a selfish prickhead

[Shodan]

EBWOP: Translation - Bert is a price head from prickheadville

[Shodan]

Bring us some seashells

We can give them to TIP

He enjoys building sculptures of notscience with seashells

<3

[Shodan]

I can admit, Shodan is not making my town phones ring off their hooks.

Let's pretend I executed that metaphor a lot better than I actually did.

Don't worry, honey

I never asked for your number <3

[Shodan]

I mean, seriously, he voted soon as he was questioned for not RVSing and now he posted fluff.

And those are scum tells how?
You obviously havnt played with Bert before, he's special. In the retarded sense.

[Shodan]

I can admit, Shodan is not making my town phones ring off their hooks.

Let's pretend I executed that metaphor a lot better than I actually did.

Let's see how many people are cognizant of my retardedness:

1. Trolling Fairy (Nachomamma8/Cabd) Nacho CHECK
2. Sound of Silence (fferyllt/GuyInFreezer) GIF CHECK
3. Cephrir
4. Violent Saxophone (Mara/Majiffy) CHECK
5. Natirasha
6. Shodan (Xegarus/Bert) CHECK
7. BROseidon CHECK
8. SalmonellaDoctor (SalmonellaDreams/DoctorPepper) DoctorPepper CHECK
9. TheIrishPope CHECK
10. notscience CHECK
11. 1baldeagle1
12. Cait Sith (Tammy/Malakittens) Mala CHECK
13. Mac CHECK

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[Shodan]

I have played with him before, he doesn't play like this.

Obvious lie right here folks.

[Shodan]

Bet goes through posts and asks questions,

not post fluff.

So, no lie there.

hahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- Bert

[Shodan]

Bet goes through posts and asks questions, not post fluff. So, no lie there.

Well he was probably scum then.

[Shodan]

Bald, i still cant see how voting when questioned and "posting fluff" (normal bert) = definite scum.
Care to enlighten me?

[Shodan]

CABD YOU LEAVE NOTSCIENCE OUT OF THIS

Don't you dare touch her

or I will come at you

very, very, very slowly

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thanks

[Shodan]

*him not her *facepalm*

~ Bert

[Shodan]

Hey, yeah, move over. *I'm* supposed to be the lynchbait in this game. Sheesh.

Too late. TIP, notscience, me, baldeagle, we all got you beat. <3

Get comfy and enjoy the ride, busser

[Shodan]

hi guys

-f

Hi dah'lin,

would you like to be brutally lynched Day 1?

<33333333333 we can make that happen, just buck up, little trooper

[Shodan]

bert don't you even think of hurting my sweet, sweet ffairy ffriend cabd
i love you
but if you tarnish cabd's honor, i will tarnish yours

I understand, love

I am so glad you're back

as long as my hydra buddy notscience remains unharmed, I will shower your dearest friend cabd with mucho mucho AMOR <333333333333333

TE AMO

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[Shodan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just saw it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Shodan]

don't worry ns it would have been realized by the scum tonight probably anyway

it was way too obvious

yours in 507 was much harder to spot

[Shodan]

Mala's #199 is good

I have no problem with the hider claiming. I was in Hard Boiled 507 and the hider (notscience/DoctorPepper) got hammered D1 (by me)

[Shodan]

If you want to give credit.. Give it to Mara. I just explained it further.

No credit to anyone.

Wow, that's a great idea, we should do that. It'll give us an easy win.

not an easy win, but can clear 1+ townies or nail a scum.

[Shodan]

Also, bert is annoying me. Sorry buddy, but you are buddying already.

If that's the case, get used to it.

I'm taking this game pretty seriously; don't let this annoying, buddying façade fool you.

I also remember you fondly in 514 telling me to f off when you were scum, so any more "bert, you're annoying" and I'll plop a vote on you. Thank you.

[Shodan]

^That's at Mala, assuming Mala wrote that to me.

[Shodan]

UNVOTE:
Not voting soft claimed role.

This pings.

Yeah, he/she didn't need to add that to the unvote. Fishy.

Vote: SalmonellaDoctor

[Shodan]

*sigh*

Tammy and her "talks"

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Shodan]

Xegarus and I are currently in talks about the game state and who we find suspicious. Stay tuned for a post in the next 12 hours.

Love, Bert

[Shodan]

Sorry Im genuinely having to memorize stuff for a Thursday test so I haven't been able to gather all the info I need to post my usual fluff and crud

Ill paraphrase my gut reads from what Xeg and I talked about

Carry on scumhunting until Thursday's over...ill have tons of time after its over

This is a game I haven't been able to submerge myself into yet and follow everything step by step.

The interest and motivation will pick up soon with this playerlist <3

[Shodan]

Looks like you all are stuck with just Bert.

Xegarus is getting too busy to be playing Mafia, and he let me know this morning.

He's a cool dude and school's more important anyways.

For whatever it's worth, here were gut reads:

like Natirasha, don't like Salmonella, TIP leaning town, Mara (Saxophone hydra) is sorta leaning town/null, Cait Sith don't particularly like (null-leaning scum gutread), really dislike Cephrir (scumread for sure). all gutreads.

Xegarus wasn't sure what our best move was.

We agreed on Cephrir: His 54 tells me he's scum. That last sentence doesn't look good at all.
As if trying to ironically say he's town. 66 is kinda odd feeling too
I like Nacho, but Xeg thought that Nacho always looks town and can convince you that your son is the devil and should be killed.

Nat's last reads list is very scummy, which negates our initial townread, we agreed on this.

Sorry I have gotten a little busier than before too, so I haven't paid enough attention to my games lately. I'll be catching up once Thursday tests are over.

[Shodan]

EBWOP: Xegarus early on didn't like BaldEagle prior to his soft-claim reveleation: His reaction was - Looks to me like he's just trying to force some reactions.
And its making him look like anti town pushing for a lynch.

I said Baldeagle is very chatty as town and is easy mislynch bait.

[Shodan]

Oh, and my comments since the start are that I Don't like notscience, Xeg never commented on ns though.

I don't like salmonella or cephrir from what I remember. Need to re-skim this morning and make my reads more concrete/solid gut ones

Vote: notscience

Trying too hard to look town and the asking why people aren't townreading him looks really fake. Doesn't feel natural, any of his posts this game. Trying to duplicate his town game as much as possible, but it comes across not genuine.

[Shodan]

We didn't know what to think of you two

Plus can't tell who is posting. Also, we discussed this yesterday before your reads list was presented.

He informed me he had to quit last night.

Your last post is not taken into account.

P-edit: I didn't comment because I was having trouble getting into this game and staying interested

Thankfully Nacho is in this game so I should be able to submerge myself eventually

Been lrocrastinating on catching up with posts here every day

[Shodan]

Notscience is much easier to read, Cephrir, and I don't know you

More confident in notscience scum

[Shodan]

That was a pretty short gap in time between Nati's reads post and mine. :/

bad timing. we got done with discussions before 11:37 PM CST (your reads list timestamp), which is past normal computer access time for me - it's getting ready for beddie-bye time at that point

[Shodan]

EBWOP: Still have had a gut scumread on notscience since the start of the game, so sticking with that as my most confident scumread

Also, I don't have to worry about dissonance now so I can be forthright in my reads and votes and such