A uPick of Ice & Fire - Day 12 - #REKT?

[Syryana]

Hi guys

-f

[Syryana]

Hi Tammy!

[Syryana]

VOTE: syrlacious

Hi Mac!

VOTE: Alfred Borden

Tomorrow/the next day. Timing was terrible.

You and me should dance, puppy girl.

[Syryana]

I have this pocket wind-up Benmage for entertainment purposes. I'll bring him out tomorrow.

[Syryana]

Lokyana of Asgard, burdened with glorious purpose, you should probably start dancing without me. There are some excellent dance partners in this thread and I want to see you play ball!.

Fear not, dear lady, for the only thing with which I am burdened is a great desire to play tricks. Therefore I have much with which to amuse myself whilst I wait for a quality dance partner.

Like what? Annoyed at having my time wasted? Yes. Annoyed at players thinking it's funny to joke when you're genuinely trying to understand the game.. and I don't know trying to do something to progress the game further a long. Yes... Annoyed at having Noones who don't have the mafia capacity, experience or knowledge of an infant talking down to me... Yeah, its comically bad. But I guess that's where people have regressed too. How many people even mentioned KK's Miller Gambit. How many of the 013's even know Scum have claimed miller and won several times. There's a reason I'm good. I've fucking seen everything, but even mentioning that and being annoyed at Thor playing games is a Cardnial Sin.. Than I'll be fine with sitting around twiddling thumbs and hoping Cops win the game for us like this generation does. There's no playing mafia anymore... just Roles and mods, and corpses.

Like my Benmage wind-up doll.

Hi Tammy!

syrlacious are you scum cos you sure as hell are acting like it

And Mac. Let me know when mollie is around!

VOTE: Alfred Borden

Wrong!

You. I like you.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Cephrir

-n

[Syryana]

Are you a human male by chance?

Also are you town?

My dear girl, I am both town and oh so very male.

-c

[Syryana]

Are you a human male by chance?

Why do you want to know?

-f

Pedit: Yes.

[Syryana]

[Syryana]

eta: -s

[Syryana]

Way more exciting than a white knight!

But... I'm not a hero.

-s

[Syryana]

But, I'm still lonely.

I'd love to help you, but people die when they get too close to me. I don't want you to get hurt.

[Syryana]

But, I'm still lonely.

I'd love to help you, but people die when they get too close to me. I don't want you to get hurt.

HAHAHAHA...If you only knew how ironic that statement was.

[Syryana]

But wait are you saying like you're a pgo or something, or are you just flavoring?

Not a PGO.

-f

[Syryana]

Now, now, Syr, its poor show to reuse gifs.

And I swear you're trolling me with that -c.

Thou shalt not deign to interfere with Lokyana's judgment in GIF usage, lest ye die.

[Syryana]

Syry - why the cephrir vote?

Because anyone that gets named Princess Fluffybutt in my internal dialogue needs to be lynched with fire.

[Syryana]

Hey! On behalf of all princess fluffers everywhere, I demand you change your thinking.

(or you made me chuckle and you know what that means.)

I adhere to Whorfianist Hegelian principles, so no I will not change my thinking.

-f

(it means the wine cabinet is open again)

(-s)

[Syryana]

First person to ever post mostly a majority of fluff out the gate - and still ping me as town.

[Syryana]

Especially when I do this:

VOTE: Thor

I don't think Thor is scum.

-f

[Syryana]

Especially when I do this:

VOTE: Thor

I don't think Thor is scum.

-f

Why not?

Largely because I think his happiness about being a miller is genuine. That and his play fits the "what now, I'm town and I do what I want bitches" mentality that went with the claim.

Pedit: Mac, calling me syrlacious isn't going to get me to think you're mollie.

[Syryana]

Let the 013ers and 011ers do their thing.

Apparently the 12ers are chopped liver

Yer two weeks from being an 11er. Deal wif it.

[Syryana]

syrlacious I was talking to you

I will only speak with mollie when she shows up. I dislike how hard she's lurking right now.

[Syryana]

here is a smilie

tammy it is bothering me that tierce did not address my question about you except to blow it off and then syrlacious still...trolls.

am I being overly paranoid

Tammy is town as fuck. Tierce is too. Dunno wot yer queschin woz, but it was probably irrelevant and you should go talk to mollie and have her make you feel better n' shit.

[Syryana]

I'll believe Syr is town when I get a decent reason to believe it.

macmollie, what on earth makes you think SD is "lynchbait" with his one completely useless post?

syrlacious I was talking to you

I will only speak with mollie when she shows up. I dislike how hard she's lurking right now.

Not that I probably have as much experience with her but I'm feeling similarly.

MacTammyTierceEmpireThorNastyrashaNacho vote this with me pls

[Syryana]

Tammy and Syryana have been married! Day continues

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I accept.

[Syryana]

but yeah

You should read Paradox Prime sometime. That's where Nastyrasha originated.

[Syryana]

Town:
ALFIE

Amrun

Zero Information:
Safetydance

Scum Candidates:
Syryana
Andrius
Shadoweh

More later.

Unvote: Benmage
Vote: Alfred

Why vote Alfred?

@Syr - I don't despise the Ceph push, but I don't want to sheep it at this moment either. I actually think he might just be that bad as town presuming I am remembering the game he and I had together correctly. The entire town kept stopping conversations and voting people they thought were rude and congratulating themselves on their brilliance.

Understandable.

[Syryana]

Sheep me?

I will if I can't get more people to vote Cephrir!

[Syryana]

Is your Ceph cased based on anything other than the points I already noted and suggested were meta with him?
Because if not that comment alone probably torpedoed your Ceph push.

No. Just can't be arsed to post it right now.

[Syryana]

we are on our honeymoon thank you very much.

This is why, Thor.

Great sex >>>>>>> case on ceph-scum

[Syryana]

I'm sheeping you, SyrGod. Im going to defer to you when SSK asks me why were lynching Ceph though, k?

*nods*

Your god demands obedience. Dayvig StupendousMan immediately.

[Syryana]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: SafetyDance

[Syryana]

This

PrideandJoy (1) - Amrun
kanyeknowsbest (3) - Andrius, ooba, PeaceBringer
quadz08 (1) - Cephrir
ooba (4) - Alfred Borden, quadz08, Goat on a Raft, PrideandJoy
StupendousMan (3)- Tammy, Messiah Complex, Nautilius
Thor665 (2) - Benmage, elleheathen
Cephrir (3) - macmollie, Garruk Relentless, Shadoweh
Alfred Borden (1) - Thor665
Goat on a Raft (1) - Zdenek
Andrius (1) - kanyeknowsbest
Zdenek (1) - StupendousMan
Garruk Relentless (1) - SafetyDance
SafetyDance (2) - Tierce, Syryana

Needs to look like this

PrideandJoy (1) - Amrun
kanyeknowsbest (2) - ooba, PeaceBringer
quadz08 (1) - Cephrir
ooba (3) - quadz08, Goat on a Raft, PrideandJoy
StupendousMan (1)- Messiah Complex
Cephrir (1) - Shadoweh
Andrius (1) - kanyeknowsbest
Zdenek (1) - StupendousMan
SafetyDance (13) - Tierce, Syryana, Andrius, Zdenek, macmollie, Garruk Relentless, Alfred Borden, Thor665, Benmage, elleheathen, Tammy, Nautilius, SafetyDance

[Syryana]

also, SD's response to it is good

Are you real? SafetyDance's response to that was awful.

@Syryana

do you have any completed scum games on this site? IF so can you tell me which?

I do. I could. Click my Wiki button.

[Syryana]

it turns out being serious makes me boring

You should have married the troll.

[Syryana]

44 pages for me to read?

you guys are awesome!

should be done with it tonight hopefully.

Well hallefuckinglujah, mollie finally showed up. Looking forward to your catchup.

In other news, people should stop wasting time on Thor and vote SafetyDance.

Garruk, your god speaks.

Vote.

Fucking.

SafetyDance.

[Syryana]

I hope you're trolling. Otherwise you are really bad at telling them apart.

And if you are trolling, what you've done re: mollie (see: nothing) is a spectacular waste of time.

I find it spectacularly awesome and ironic that you're taking me to task for doing nothing and wasting time, Tierce.

[Syryana]

As for my SafetyDance vote, it should be blatantly obvious why he needs to die toDay.

[Syryana]

*sigh*

Problem #1: 3000 fucking scumreads. Scummy by itself? No. Scummy when considered of the context that he's done jack fuck to narrow the list? Hell fuck yes.

Problem #2: Reaction to scumslip. As town, when somebody else goes up to me and says "LOL YOU SCUMSLIPT LOL", the immediate town reaction (in my humble 13er opinion) is some variant of "lolthefuckyousmokintierce".

What did we get? "What? I scumslipped? Where?" *looks for scumslip for 20 minutes* "Oh, you mean that?" *proceeds to overexplain scumslip*

Hmm...

Problem #3: Best reasoning for anybody being in his scumlist is "X is most likely to flip scum." No reason X is scum. No indication of thought process. No indication of scumhunting. Hell, corollary to that, there's no reason anybody in his list is any alignment. The moral of the story: THERE'S NO INDICATION OF THOUGHT PROCESS OR ANY KIND OF ALIGNMENT HUNTING IN HIS READS LIST OR ISO.

Questions?

Pedit: Tierce, I was attempting to troll the fuck out of mollie, and you are all up in me shit. Besides, I don't

need

gallantry, because I got bitches

lining up

to be all in me shit. Just ask Tammy and Shadoweh.

[Syryana]

...You asked me to dance. Now you're leaving me hanging? When I went to all this effort to be awake and stuff?

Wow. Just wow. Excuse me, I may need to hit the bar.

Time to get crunk and do the shack nasty, honey child.

[Syryana]

When you done wif yo alcohol and you reddy to tawk some sense you lemme know Tiercey-poo.

[Syryana]

Lokyana, darling, I don't understand none of that Asgardian slang. Do call me when you actually feel like dancing instead of offering empty promises. Dude, I'm here. I'm still awake. Be more entertaining than Penn & Teller and I'll happily discuss things with you.

Penn & Teller are a hell of an act.

Tell you what.

Town:
Tammy
Empire
Thor
Tierce
mollie

Leaning town:
Benmage
elleheathen
Nautilus
Zdenek
kanye

Null:
agar
pnj
shadoweh
messiah
displaced
Amrun
goat
garruk

should be vig'd/policy'd:
StupendousMan

Leaning scum:
ooba

Scum:
SafetyDance
Cephrir

Let's sort some shit, Tierce. Read the above list and

shit on the stuff you don't like

give polite, mannered feedback.
(It also bugs me that I only have 2 real scumreads, this game sucks)

[Syryana]

So this is even more pathetic than I thought, I don't even have four scumreads. That is an awful null mess, been too busy pushing people up the ladder instead of checking out the null pile. :/

So after reading this I'm not sure if you're saying I suck, you suck, or we both suck. Not that any of that is relevant.

Why are you pestering me to dance when you do fuckall with what I give you? Give me some feedback damnit, or pick someone for us to sort.

[Syryana]

So this is even more pathetic than I thought, I don't even have

four

scumreads. That is an awful null mess, been too busy pushing people up the ladder instead of checking out the null pile. :/

There was feedback there. Why are PrideandJoy null? Do you share my misgivings about kanye? Why is Cephrir scum to you? And yes, we should go through Messiah Complex, because I have trouble reading Desperado and he tends to have a rather unbalanced play regardless of alignment.

I guess I'll read between the lines harder next time.

I'll get to sorting shortly. There's something else that commands my attention at this time.

@ syrlacious

you iso him in this:

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=29629

and then tell me that it is even remotely the same.

Well, it's not the same at all. Which makes sense, considering he was town there and he's not here.

you have 8 freaking null reads and you are bitching about his scum reads while ignoring that he doesn't really differentiate between null and scum? [redacted] you

Reading comprehension is a thing.

your case is downright

terrible

and reeks of opportunism in picking on low hanging fruit (which only makes sense if you are scum) and elitism (which I am surprised at you).

You evidently don't know me that well, then.

silly me. I had this retarded incredibly stupid idea that we were supposed to lynch scum not go for the easy lynch "just because" but mebbe that is cos it is my wc to do that.

God, if you come up with ideas like

that

, you should give up on this whole thinking thing.

jesus fucking christ I subbed into a game that was about as confscum as you can get without a view and he was mislynched over me. your push on him looks scummy as fuck I don't care what anybody says.

Good for you...?

[Syryana]

Why are PrideandJoy null?

They aren't anymore. ISO reads town.

Onto kanye.

[Syryana]

Well, as for kanye, my only real point of reference for him is Paradox Prime. With respect to this game specifically, I haven't seen anything out and out scummy from him, but you already knew that. What's giving you misgivings, specifically? I'm not getting much from my ISO of him.

Also, I owe you an apology, cause I totally didn't realize until approximately now that you'd modded my list when you quoted it. Sorry.

[Syryana]

he was scum you dummy

we were freaking scummates

reading comprehension is a thing yanno as in you have to actually read it

tammy, naut, no. this freaking cannot be town syrlacious.

I didn't realize he'd been replaced by qwints.

[Syryana]

You're still with that horrid bonneted vixen, I don't know if that apology is worth anything. (That's why I usually don't make alterations in quotes and find them bad form and it drives me up a wall when people reply to quotes inside the same quote with bold, but that's beside the point--I was feeling lazy.)

Hypocrite!

Don't blame ME for being married. It's not like I had a lot of choice, you know. I'm filing for divorce if it means anything.

That last bit with Thor and kanye (which, incidentally, pinged Thor-Town for me). kanye's reaction to Thor answering for someone else seemed out of place, as it wasn't any sort of leading question, it was something that jut asked for a clarification. It seems like kanye is trying to ply that "Town who is annoyed at someone ruining their magic" line and doing it out of place--that reaction to Thor doesn't feel like it's coming from Town.

I see what you mean. And I agree.

[Syryana]

As for Cephrir, my primary reason for scumreading him is because I recently saw him up close and personal as town, and this ain't

nothin

like I saw him play.

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... er_sort=Go

It's a bit of reading, but Ceph is laid-back, personable, pops his reads out here and there, scumhunts in a leisurely fashion, etc.

Here? His tone's completely different; he's very serious, almost formal. He's been super serious in his interactions and has been almost totally oblivious to the tempo of the thread; none of the playful banter present in 527, ignoring all the trolling going on, etc. Hell, he's so profoundly literal this game that he latches onto my mollie troll, takes it seriously, and proceeds to agree with the dislike of lurking

right after saying he's seen nothing townish from me.

(which is another reason i think he's scum but it helps my tone point so dealwithit)

His ISO also feels superficial as hell. Like, I dunno how better to describe it. It's that he's trying so HARD to look town. I feel like it's all an act. There's a bunch of on the surface scumhunting, but I don't get a thought process from it. It's just a bunch of stuff. Take his Nautilus read for example. He's got Nacho as "town as fuck", yet in his ISO he interacts with them in one post. In that post, he gives a bunch of responses to Nautilus, but reading them doesn't really give me that good "holy shit I think Nacho is so fucking town" feeling. This is true of much in his reads list; the people he takes stances on are ones he's hardly interacted with and the ones he's interacted with the most (i.e. Thor) is in his null list!

In short, Cephrir isn't playing the way I know he plays as town, he's too serious, and his ISO is devoid of any kind of discernible thought process.

[Syryana]

Onwards to Messiah.

[Syryana]

mebbe he has thor in his null list cos he said he cannot read him after making an extra effort to do so?

have you interacted with ever1 in your town list more than once?

oh god you really are scum aren't you

/kills self

the only thing that he has said so far that really stands out was his "safety dance an easy lynch?" and lo and behold an sd bw sprung up. shocking.

[Syryana]

Convince me? No.

Am I willing to consider I might be wrong? Maybe.

[Syryana]

whoa 9 post meltdown

thor you did not say he was neutral before I asked you so stop trying to act like you did

VOTE: thor

Actually, he did.

[Syryana]

@Garruk - If Amrun is your only scum read...why no vote on her? I'm here and alone.

I'm neutral on the Ooba push.
I'd support a Ceph push if people want to go back to that, the Amrun push is getting no love.
The Shadoweh push is bad.

Ooba opinion came here

thor what do you think of ooba guy?

Your question came here

[Syryana]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: ooba

[Syryana]

Vote: Thor665

?????

[Syryana]

His votes suck, the ooba wagon is horrible.

What votes?
Why do they suck?
Why is the ooba wagon horrible?

[Syryana]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: SafetyDance

[Syryana]

If 1591 isn't a scumclaim, I don't know what is. Holy shit WHY ARE WE LETTING HIM LIVE AFTER THIS?

FTFY.

[Syryana]

If 1591 isn't a scumclaim, I don't know what is. Holy shit WHY ARE WE LETTING HIM LIVE AFTER THIS?

FTFY.

The amusing thing is you're just going to do this again tomorrow.

I don't need to do this again tomorrow, because you're...

[Syryana]

I didn't say anything about you doing it towards me tomorrow. But good job admitting that's all you're doing.

[Syryana]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: ooba

[Syryana]

You guys deserved way better from me.

I also want to give a shout out to the Messiah Complex hydra for especially playing a strong game. I believe at no point did we ever suspect you could be our traitor.

This.

Faraday, thanks for the game! Wish I hadn't hit my malaise midway through, but I pulled out at the end. Thanks all!