NY 167: COMPLETELY NORMAL Mafia (GAME OVER)

[TheIrishPope]

How does this have three pages

[TheIrishPope]

1. MC Maraca (hydra of Mara and certainly not Cabd): these guys are so cool, Mara my favourite player on MS and Cabd the scummy motherfucker
2. Doctor Jekyll is a hydra with Cephrir and Cephrir
3. Sakura Hana is my secret girlfriend (it's so secret, even she doesn't know it yet)
4. sangres (hydra of Nacho and ffery): Nacho is like 13 and ffery is like 12 and they'll both call me Jacob
5. JacobSavage is a lurky scumfuck
6. MVP (hydra) is a hydra... Durr
7. caledfwitch is no one
8. Guyett is an Irish drunk
9. likeabauss is in love with the guy below
10. Rank is in love with the guy above
11. Wake88 is one of those players that annoy the fuck out of you
12. Hermy is a lolnoob
13. PeregrineV is an extremely strong player who got me lynched in Walking Dead
14. RadiantCowbells replaced into a scum slot in the other only large normal I've played
15. Toomai I've played with once
16. yessiree is yessiree
17. TheIrishPope is silky and Town

Wow! Productive day everyone!
Where the scum at?

[TheIrishPope]

I DO NOT

[TheIrishPope]

Vote: Jacob

Get out

That's the longest post I've ever seen from TIP.

We havent played in a long while; I've changed a bit.

[TheIrishPope]

Mmmmmm Hermy seems ok right now
MVP is weird
Sangres is town
Dunno who to vote

[TheIrishPope]

Any particular reason why?

Reactions.

Why do you care?

Because I see votes without reasons, and I like people to have reasons so I can better follow what they're thinking.

Ah, the goody two shoes player. This is confirmed Town.

[TheIrishPope]

Mad, yes. But also happy that I found confirmed Town.

[TheIrishPope]

Most of the time, Town fucks up everything.
Though, they do it unknowingly.

[TheIrishPope]

Hana say no to drugs

[TheIrishPope]

How is that buddying...
...
...

[TheIrishPope]

Mara, say no to drugs

[TheIrishPope]

Why the duck
Why

[TheIrishPope]

This guy is so town

[TheIrishPope]

Cephrir
Silly Cephrir

[TheIrishPope]

Mmmmmmmmm does anyone else have a green thing in their role pms?

[TheIrishPope]

Mmmmmm does anyone else want me to stop the mmmming?
Mmmmm

[TheIrishPope]

I'm pretty confident on RC being Town.

[TheIrishPope]

Do you see scum being that ballsy?

[TheIrishPope]

Suggesting a policy lynch is pretty ballsy, given the current meta on it.
And claiming you're Town over many posts... that only comes from Town.

[TheIrishPope]

I'm not scuuuuum gawd
Guyett, yessiree, caled, do you wanna post content or...?
MVP why focus on Sangres?
Pidgeon stop being so cocky and post some reads will you?

[TheIrishPope]

Guyett could you shut the fuck up for a moment because you're being a hypocrite

[TheIrishPope]

On phone.. will post later

Sorry had a busy weekend

[TheIrishPope]

You've been posting fluff

[TheIrishPope]

Mostly, you haven't been justifying your votes and you have no reads

[TheIrishPope]

likeabauss

, I know you can read Rank like a book. What is he?

Rank

, I know you can read likeabauss like a book. What is he?

[TheIrishPope]

What do you think he'll say about you?

[TheIrishPope]

Then replace out pls

[TheIrishPope]

Well he replaced out so whatever.
D1 towniness is bad to you, bauss?

[TheIrishPope]

The snake
It was a snake

I think Guyett is scum playing the "too dumb to be scum" card.
Anyone not voting him: why the fuck not?
VOTE: guyett

[TheIrishPope]

Man Cephrir you better hydra with Mastin again

[TheIrishPope]

Wow you guys don't understand that the Guyett lynch is the best today?
If he's scum, which he probably is, he accused a shitton of people and we can use that

If for some reason he flips town, good, we don't need his hypocritical shitty excuse for a playstyle
We can't leave this alive until LyLo
This happens today

[TheIrishPope]

Policy lynch? Naw
That's only for stupid players (RC)
This is for a bad player (Guyett)

[TheIrishPope]

Since when have you been a proponent of utility lynches TIP? Last I checked, you fight them pretty hard.

This is GIF.

[TheIrishPope]

This is a little hurtful ;_;

Are you not going to admit your play has been shit?

Fixed.

[TheIrishPope]

Messed up vote tags

goodmorning pls correct it

[TheIrishPope]

Are you not seeing what I'm seeing?
ISO him again and tell me he's contributing to this game.

[TheIrishPope]

Seriously

[TheIrishPope]

yessiree reminds me of TIP but worse tbqh

Yeah no

[TheIrishPope]

Pikachu can you enlighten us about the people lurking this game? Town/scum/third party?

[TheIrishPope]

Orcinus, you should claim

[TheIrishPope]

Sup Sanguine Resolution

[TheIrishPope]

Orcinus, you should claim

#Logic.

I have a pretty good reason for this, trust me.

Sup.

Vote: orcinus the_original

I was expecting this!
VOTE: orcinus

[TheIrishPope]

BRO, you're gay too? I thought only AP was

[TheIrishPope]

When someone references psychological stuff... they're probably scum.
So yeah orcinus vote is best vote.

[TheIrishPope]

Hey I'm just saying.

[TheIrishPope]

Like, I don't think anything you've done up to this point has been scummy enough to warrant a vote, but you have a pretty strong scumgame

[TheIrishPope]

I don't see no cat wtf.

[TheIrishPope]

Anyway this is a failing wagon I'm out.
UNVOTE: orcinus
His shitty ass AtE didn't convince me, but he's not getting lynched today, no matter how hard I try

[TheIrishPope]

I don't understand your question

[TheIrishPope]

Replace out

[TheIrishPope]

VOTE: RC

[TheIrishPope]

L-6 guys, come on

[TheIrishPope]

L-4 omg yisssss

[TheIrishPope]

Not policy, utility

[TheIrishPope]

Since when does caled know my meta?

[TheIrishPope]

What's wrong with parroting?

[TheIrishPope]

Policy is way different than utility
Policy is to lynch Vengeful claims or such
Utility is to lynch players that detriment the game

If I would lynch two people today...
Probably Guyett, because this reminds me of his town game (sarcasm)
And orcinus is just AtE'ing all the way, I don't know why AP and BRO don't see that.

[TheIrishPope]

Intent to L-1

Orc claim

[TheIrishPope]

That scummy response though.
Whoever isn't voting orc, just hammer without a claim from him.
VOTE: orcinus

[TheIrishPope]

just hammer without a claim from him.

Why

Did you not see that scummy response
A real townie would claim when told to

[TheIrishPope]

What's the difference between L-1 and L-2? Townies wouldn't waste time to get their point across
And he knows he's getting hammered in the next 8 hours anyway

[TheIrishPope]

And if he flips scum it makes a difference? Of course not
He should claim now but he's not town so

[TheIrishPope]

Also, I told him to claim at L-2 to avoid quickhammers that might even come from town (read: Saki) and only sets us back
But he's scum so

And we DO decide when people claim, if he chooses not to that's on him and he can't moan like he's moaning now

[TheIrishPope]

You meant you as in me, TheIrishPope? L-2 vote is no different than L-1 vote, actually people should claim at L-2 instead of L-1, to avoid quickhammers
It's a point I strongly enforce
So yes, I do get to decide

[TheIrishPope]

So yes, I do get to decide

[TheIrishPope]

You don't have the power to make me claim in this case
I do have the power to make orc claim in this case
If he was town he would claim
And the point you're forgetting is he WILL be hammered
PEdit: see

[TheIrishPope]

Lol Guyett was already on the wagon

[TheIrishPope]

Oh because Orc would just see a vote and wouldn't check if it was real hammer
Dat logic

[TheIrishPope]

If Orc flips scum, I'm thinking TIP partner. His "claim now bro" looks like coaching a scumbuddy *not* to get derphammered, and then blowing Guyett's reaction-test looks like trying to make sure Orc doesn't have a shit reaction.

Orc's last few pages have been meh; I was expecting a lot more after he got back from V/LA.

Intent to hammer here.

I'm not that smart

[TheIrishPope]

Oh because Orc would just see a vote and wouldn't check if it was real hammer
Dat logic

Why didnt you wait to find out?

No one is that stupid to fall for that

I've seen it work before.

pedit: The level of intelligence required to pull what I postulated is minimal.

Your perception is clouded by your idea of intelligence and minimal.

[TheIrishPope]

UNVOTE: orc
Guys, guys! Don't you see how beneficial this is to us? If he's real town cop, good! Results, Mafia, all that shit!
If he's Mafia, his fake reports still have to be truthful! He gives us innocent people! Come on guys!
Was anyone here in a Walking Dead? Did you see my fake cop claim? Exactly!
This is the bee's knees for us!

[TheIrishPope]

Claims change everything!

[TheIrishPope]

Don't you see how this logic is infallible?

[TheIrishPope]

lol
Anyone else think that?

[TheIrishPope]

Misunderstood town

[TheIrishPope]

Unvote orcinus please

[TheIrishPope]

If you're scum, I swear

And I'm not voting AP and BRO any time soon

[TheIrishPope]

Wow that was so scummy.
If I'm alive tomorrow, I've got shit to say.

[TheIrishPope]

lel
See, leashing was the best choice

[TheIrishPope]

Let's lynch it anyway

[TheIrishPope]

Bring it on boy
Hey, do you have a gun?

[TheIrishPope]

No seriously, do you kill with a gun or something else?

[TheIrishPope]

Ugh

[TheIrishPope]

K
Who did you try to kill yesterday orc

[TheIrishPope]

Hermy you fucking idiot

[TheIrishPope]

VOTE: Hermy
There is no other lynch happening today.

[TheIrishPope]

Tippy, is your vote policy; a scumread; or both?

There is no way Hermy is getting anywhere near LyLo.

[TheIrishPope]

You're insane. AFB is Town.

[TheIrishPope]

So,
1. You call me out on posting
2. You don't call RC out on posting
3. You call one night being remarkable for how long a PR has survived
4. You fail to see the WIFOM scum can create by leaving it alive
5. Do you even logic bro

[TheIrishPope]

Hermy is town.

AFB is not.

Questions?

You're insane. I'm telling you. AFB is Town.
Honestly I'm not even gonna bother answering Hermy.

[TheIrishPope]

That has nothing to do. AFB is Town.

[TheIrishPope]

The protective role should claim.
1. If no protective role claims, we lynch Maraca.
2. If a protective role claims, we have two confirmed Town and scum have to decide who to kill.
a. If they try to kill Maraca, protective role has a chance to protect them, which WIFOMs the shit out of Mafia.
b. If they try to kill the protective role, Maraca gets another night.

Plus Maraca already knows who it is, so he can call out whoever fakeclaims.

[TheIrishPope]

Oh ok well I got the plan thought out but the timing was off.
Umm.
So why is Hermy not dead yet?

[TheIrishPope]

Townblock (mostly in order):

Angry Frat BROs
Cephrir
TheIrishPope
sangres
Toomai

Sort Pile:

yessiree
Hermy
JacobSavage
PeregrineV
RadiantCowbells
Guyett


This is kinda where I'm at right now, in light of recent events.

Why is yessirree in your sort pile?

What are you implying?

[TheIrishPope]

Yessiree has done nothing to make me think he's Town.

[TheIrishPope]

No, which is why I asked you why he would be in a townlist.

[TheIrishPope]

Having the same thought process means you're the same alignment?

[TheIrishPope]

I think Sangres should be higher up your list? You shouldn't give him leeway just cause he's townreading you.

[TheIrishPope]

Cough she's scumreading me because I suspected her cough

[TheIrishPope]

yessiree is 3rd party cough

[TheIrishPope]

Maybe he went to take a shit?

[TheIrishPope]

What is going on in this game.

[TheIrishPope]

Nope. He's town.

[TheIrishPope]

Is it a coincidence that you scumread everyone who suspects you?

[TheIrishPope]

Reasons which you haven't explained! How convenient!

[TheIrishPope]

Do you even read the thread?

Exactly why I'm saying that you don't have reasons.

@hermy Tippy is probably town

Well duh.

[TheIrishPope]

PREACH IT

[TheIrishPope]

Wtf is going on then...
You're insane RC.

[TheIrishPope]

No, you're literally insane. That's what I'm saying. Your results are mixed up. Hermy's the scum.

[TheIrishPope]

Umm no I'm not cop.

[TheIrishPope]

Umm I don't investigate.
Guys.
Wut are you talking about.

[TheIrishPope]

Wow wtf.
Guys.
Stahp.

[TheIrishPope]

I don't have a goddamn guilty on Hermy.

[TheIrishPope]

Goddamnit I'm obviously a gunsmith but sangres has a gun and AFB doesn't.
Jesus.

[TheIrishPope]

Is no one else claiming the caled kill?
Well then.
Umm, this is a clusterfuck. Lynch RC then? Probs best move.

[TheIrishPope]

DAYUM.

[TheIrishPope]

Sangres pretty much claimed scum, and this day is over so
VOTE: sangres

[TheIrishPope]

Is Peregrine scum?
Of course he is

[TheIrishPope]

L-1 herp

[TheIrishPope]

And derp hammering does?
Hypocrite much?

[TheIrishPope]

PV is confirmed scum lel.

[TheIrishPope]

Dude there is no way Town P5 would lurk like this and post like that.

[TheIrishPope]

See
Scum

[TheIrishPope]

Lynches are infinite while Ceph shots are limited

[TheIrishPope]

Guys this is pretty disrespectful to GM.

[TheIrishPope]

Well alright? Good game I guess. Shortest Large Normal ever. You could even say it was... Abnormal.
Hehe.

[TheIrishPope]

Shortest I've played in, I mean

[TheIrishPope]

Lol @ Jacob
Guys my scum game is ridiculously good I don't know what you're on about