I been watchin' you play in Touhou Fantasy Land!
All your friends were here too, waiting for your sick beats
But instead you pulled a Mima and lurked to your defeat
I mean holy shit, why can't you post a bit?
Claiming was your own idea so enjoy your salt lick!
Remember when we began, you were the Action Man
Posting 400 words and always banging out the plans
Now you need a new name, how's No-Effort Dan sound?
12 in Setup Speculation, 1's in looking like you're Town?
You never stood a chance going up against Z
When it comes to being funny he's got the popularity
So you zoned, got owned, town groaned and you've flown
You shoulda known! Let it play out and see how it would have gone!
What is this, six times now you've tried to make a deal?
And the scum just fly in, take the win with a steal?
So from all of your friends, please take some friendly advice
Don't claim, play the game and stop rolling off the dice.