Left 4 Dead Mafia! (Game Over!)

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Why didn't I get an Ellis role PM
/cries

VOTE: Sven

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PITOLI WHY ARE WE VOTING SVEN

I'm seriously townreading mastin GIF and Thor, leaning town on Nero Aegor and the Valentyndra

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He OMGUSed mastin with only 3 voets on him and still in RVS. That seems like scum over-reacting.

PITOLI WHY ARE WE VOTING SVEN

I'm seriously townreading mastin GIF and Thor, leaning town on Nero Aegor and the Valentyndra

Why are you freaking out about me voting Sven

No scum reads though? Awk

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I fear I am missing out on something since I don't get the Rubicon wagon. On one hand 108 does sound kind of stiff but on the other, I wouldn't expect scum to get jumpy so soon on an RVS wagon and OMGUS as a result (as was suggested) >>

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gif, thoughts on joining vezok with me

why are you voting him?

I wanna know what made him "move on" from Bulbazak in the space of two posts.

On one hand 108 does sound kind of stiff

You should probably just vote him for now, and trust that good things will happen.

Good things come to those who wait!

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What are people thinking of Bulba so far?

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What are people thinking of Bulba so far?

Pretty sure he is town unless his claim was fake.

The AtE claim?

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You've lost me.

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I'm going to do some ISOs later tonight.

Ffery why is GIF town?

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lol

Go look at 1513 and our early play there

pls and ty

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Bite me

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also, I'm not Sakura.

aka that's the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever heard regarding how to read me

pedit-

Too bad

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It worked hilariously well in Cash Cabd

(In fact, it worked so well that one vote was enough)

One game from a while ago that you voted me when I was the only remaining scum left in a town with a cop and a doctor in my way

Yeah you're right I totally am readable by my vote reactions

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confusion about heads. pitoli.

Ffery you pain me.

Do I need to start signing my posts?

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confusion about heads. pitoli.

Ffery you pain me.

Do I need to start signing my posts?

Or is this pieguy. Why are you talking in third person pie

Will get more into this game when I'm back from my trip

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Just responding to the prod. I'm pretty jetlagged but I plan to be getting to this tomorrow.

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Here tomorrow to sheep gif

I mean skim

I mean catch up

Oh cool. Blah blah blah

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Last sentence was in regards to this shittastic wagon on us btw

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So GIF, you have about 2 pages to fix your read on us before I realize you're scum.

Go.

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Because looking at some of the stuff you've said about me is just damn wrong.

1) You misreading my tone yet AP reading it correctly, even though you're the one claiming to be the master of ns-tone.

2) "This seems empty for a ns hydra" How active was I in MVP, GIF? What about Task? What about notSakura? Was I active at the start of any of those games either?

3) You've had your vote planted on us for the longest fucking time pretending it actually did something.

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1) I'm sheeping pitoli's read on you too. Gun to my head I think AP is town based purely on what I've seen

and he's defending me so I have to townread him

2) You questioned the lack of post quantity. I explained it.

3) My wagon's the lead wagon because people would rather lynch lurkers than do anything actually useful with their vote.

And here's the thing. Your post on the lat page requires I do something town, rather than have not done something scum, yet a few pages ago, you said I sounded like "oh cool, blah blah blah" which is my scum-attitude.

The fuck's up with that?

Majiffy what does the flowchart say I should do to

save myself until I can beg my buddies for help in night phase

lynch scum

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Hi Sven! We're voting you for the hero of mafiacsum- jk pitoli voted you a while back and we've kinda been lurking but I'm here now just wait until majiffy tells me who to vote and it'll be moved

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You all are so full of fucking shit

jesus fucking christ

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See, it's shit like this that makes me want to selfhammer because fuck the rest of you.

But I wouldn't do that to pitoli.

So instead I'm going to sit here ranting about how you're all so full of shit for the worst wagon of the decade

Special seat for those asking for a premature claim, however.

pedit-

Alpa is racking up votes because people are stupid as fuck

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That being said I'd love a game to stick it to GIF who says he can read me by my tone

Pedit-

See, I'd be helpful, but I'm more in the I-can't-believe-the-wagon-on-me phase.

A bit pissed seeing as people are asking for a claim and both of us have to catch up to give reads and etc but what's the point if we're going to be lynched anyways? You guys think you're god-walking, you should be fine without us!

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MAJIFFY WHERE ARE YOU I NEED TO SHEEP TO SAVE MY SKIN

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The wagon's on town, in case you haven't realized.

Hey Thor, why are the people on our wagon on our wagon?

Hey AP, why are we scum?

pedit-

I have a policy, and that fucking policy is don't claim unless you're at L-1. Take a minute and smell the soft here AP, you'll see why you need to start a fucking counterwagon.

pedit2-

I get emotionally attached when I'm going to fucking mislynched

I absolutely hate that shit

I don't kick and scream when I'm scum about to be lynched do I

No I don't

And yet here we are with us on the verge on death

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Look at scum me like EVERYWHERE

When I'm about to be lynched I either get in an adhom tunnelwar or I shut up and lurk harder

Town me kicks and flails and screams til you realize I'm town

pedit-

I was going to be getting back into it today then I saw this bullshit wagon and am more worried about averting it on the only fucking person I know to be town than finding scum

PEdit2- fucking lol

Pedit3- I'm like 95% sure. I occasionally get fatalistic as town but most of the time when I'm getting wagoned as scum I either freak out panicky or lurk. I don't thrash around.

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He's too busy tunneling me to give a fuck

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GIF you're so full of shit

I really fucking hope you're town so I can link this game every time you claim to be able to read me

And don't give me that 'oh he's not giving reads it's a scumclaim" because you and I both know that everyone would ignore them anyways

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See, I'm no Nachomamma8, I'm no pirate mollie. I could give reads, sure. But would anyone in this game actually trust them?

No.

What about the fact that I was STALLING to give a last readslist in Cash Cabd GIF, you just magically forget that too?

pedit

lol

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Ffery where's your townread on me

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GIF we both know I don't do scumpools well.

And I don't want a vig shot.

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The fact you have to ASK me who to shoot when YOU just said that EVERYONE is scumreading vezok is fucking insane

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"if"

what the fuck do you call the last 5 pages

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GIF tell me why the 4 people who voted me after you are voting me please

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"Can you describe their cases on me, even at this stage?"

This is a question Thor asked me in newbie 1444 after I yolohammered him before his claim for being "sketch"

Both scum were on his wagon.

Now, let's look at the votes on us!

Vote: Alpakahazard

I don't even remember where my vote was previously and am too lazy to look. Was I still on Chessball? My vain hope dream of scumhunting crushed because people are wimpsacks? I think that was it.
Pretty much I want to do this or mastin right now.

Let's speed lynch him.

And there.
Alpha answered your question for me.
A vote reaction won't work on him so we need an actual wagon on him!

pieguy likes this vote but it's because of marquis mostlh.

VOTE: Alpazard

Unvote;
Vote: Alpazard

^later says is due to sheeping townreads

So tell me, GIF. What are their cases for voting me?

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fuck I forgot someone hold on

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VOTE: Alpazard

^Wagon looks "clean"

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Alp, if you're town, Toog is the scum on your wagon g

PV likely is too.

GIF people are unrequitedly sheeping your read on me. Then there's people like AP who actually CHALLENGED it.

Which of these is more likely town?

pedit-

I like this guy he's going places

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I was playing league so I don't end up with an aneurism

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Hey GIF

Don't be a NS

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you don't hammer without claims either

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Great vote there AP

But of course, this wagon is solely the responsibility of the person being wagoned, but meh.

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GIF molla's town

Work with him tomorrow

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That's the million dollar question, dan.

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People have me down as a compromise scumread without providing reasoning why I'm scum except for lurking

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yes my discredits worked

I'd bet vezok will hammer me just so he doesn't get lynched D1

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Sven has an agression tell that's really easy to spot if he's been wagoned. I'll go look back around there and see what I think.

I remember thinking bulba-scum for some reason.

Molla's town.

The Valentyndra (@Zden, it's Chess/DGB because they're a hydra based off the valentines quiz) can go either way, I have no idea what either of them do as scum instead of town so whatever

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GIF there are like 7/8 at my last count, only one with an actual reasoning besides compromise/lurker.

The scum on my wagon is in (PV, Thor, Toog) most likely

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Um

His ISO is so awkward-sounding I'd call it town at first glance

I didn't like his jump off on AP though that felt really weird

Frankly I'd call him scum if it meant I lived til tomorrow js

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I feel like he's town actually

fuck

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GIF is there anyone else we can wagon

Seriously

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lemme iso dopog

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Can you stop offering me town people to wagon GIF

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VOTE: PV

Let's wagon this guy

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Majiffy, did it ever occur to you that you're mistaking awkward town for scum?

Because really that's what it sounds like and it bugs the shit out of me you're so hung up on him.

As for why scum on the wagon is in (Thor, PV, Toog)

I'm refering mostly to the purpose behind your votes.

Thor is here based on thoughts I've expressed before, where in a prior game he raised the question about why people are on a respective wagon and I didn't really see a similar process in his work here.

Toogeloo joined the wagon of 2 because townreads were on it and Thor asked him, kinda a buddy attempt on Thor IMO

I didn't like PV's jump on or off my wagon.

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Why isn't it?

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I haven't ISO'd sven yet, I'll get to it tonight. Otherwise I'm finding most of the wagons we've had on town

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If we're ending the day in under 24 I'll prep a wall for you guys coming into D2 with my thoughts and townbloc tiers.

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VOTE: Action Dan

WAGON HO

Also- GIF how sure are you pie's town

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So, in regards to mastin, pitoli said she felt town. I didn't like how in her one catchup post she said our reaction was town but didn't actually quote any of our posts.

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Actually lynching someone should be an intuitively beneficial goal. So vote RC or make a kickass case on someone else or attempt to start another wagon. Please do not do the last one, though.

I'm on the second biggest wagon at the moment. I don't support the top wagon and I don't think it needs my vote to move forward if people want it to move forward. So that's why it would be counterintuitive for me to vote it.

This is gonna be so awkward if we do lynch RC.

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Why, pray tell, are you trying to get a wagon on us again Sven?

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and I have to go check who the last person was, but I think it was thor

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Why, pray tell, are you trying to get a wagon on us again Sven?

Sekai
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and I have to go check who the last person was, but I think it was thor

Start playing the fucking game

We were until you guys ended the past two days in under 24 hours EACH

We'll be here today though

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The vote on GIF is bad but it's town-bad not scum-bad

We were pressured at the end of D1 and after the first spam posting we've still been posting, but as I said you guys ended the past 2 days in under 24 hours each. We weren't the only ones who didn't post (at least I think), why does that make us not playing the game comparatively?

tl;dr bullshit reasoning for a submit

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Also you aren't even pressuring us and I'm posting

Must be awk

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Did I mention that Sven's scum with Rubicon?

I suspect this is Mastin setting up a townie lynch on a Rubi scum flip, so we shouldn't lynch Sven.

VOTE: Sven

In Anything goes, after Elise was confirmed scum, she told town to lynch her scumteam. Her full scumteam. Mastin was flipping out in the QT about it, but mastin then went on to win the game.

It's just something mastin wouldn't even do, you know?

I think he did it here so people would think similarly so sven could coast

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I have a theory that scum got the results on another scum and now don't want to reveal it and lose another buddy

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What a gross misrepresentation of what I actually posted.

Did I say- "If you're the amnesiac cop, claim your targets because both are probably scum!"

No. I said "I have a theory that both targets are scum," which then loops back to the idea (I think it was aegor who proposed it) to submit the same target and send it to someone else.

Also, I'm bugged that I see no paranoia of sekai slot from GIF.

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Because you know the two heads better than most.

There's a lot of scumreading them going out.

You aren't showing paranoia, you aren't fighting to keep them alive.

It's weird.

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VOTE: BBMolla

That's a weird result though.

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UNVOTE:

Sorry, temporarily lost my shit.

I'm back now.

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We aren't an asthetic.

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Is PV the type to reaction test gambit?

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VOTE: Pidgey

Better bus before majiffy catches on to me

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But scum lie

So if I say I'm scum

I must be town

right

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Your logic is intuitive, introspective, and sound.

yeah I'm really apathetic this game

thanks to my scum role pm

but idr know why

My avatar kinda looks like what your avatar would look like if it became angry and rabid.

And contracted a pigment disease

pedit-

It's cherry on a sundae get your shit together

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Majiffy misspelled

"my bloc consists of ns and a bunch of people nowhere near as town as ns"

btw if zden keeps bugging you just spam the flowchart

Zden/jiffy is tvt though

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8. Alpazard (Pitoli/NotScience Hydra)**

fuck you too ms