Left 4 Dead Mafia! (Game Over!)

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GIF, you're town, please vote Aegor who has claimed scum

GIF is town, BBmolla is town.

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VOTE: dopog

I am scum and trying to push a mislynch.

That's probably true.

VOTE: Aegor

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Guess I better bus.

Unvote;
Vote: Aegor

Might as well name the rest of your buddies, since you're in a confessional mood.

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mastin2 is scum, he's going to have to NK us.

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No, but I can be scum for being super-serious and actually explaining my reads in as much detail as humanly possible.

So I just caught you for wrong reason. Noted!

MAFIA BONER DETECTED IN PANTS OF SELF

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Rubicon is town. Thanks, mastin.

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do I need to read these pages

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Vote: SweatingChessball

Because based on my last 2 games with you both, you probably won't be around tomorrow.

If you somehow are, we may revisit this.

You're scum AGAIN????

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Thats a shitty reason to get a scum read on me

Another one that drew scum, again.

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TOWN

Chessball====3
Alpazard
Bulbazak
Zdenek
BBmolla
Toogeloo is vanilla town
GIF
Rubicon

MEDIUM RARE

Sven's vezok vote is pretty good.
sekai is townish.
Thor starts bad but posts 175 and 176 aren't cranky, so probtown.
mastin2

SCUM PILE FOR SORTING

ActionDan may be buttering me up.
AngryPidgeon
Peregrine is nervous that I'll catch him being scum again, I have fried his brain.
Aegor
vezok

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Vote: Bulbazak

He notices that Mastin has a gut town read on someone who hasn't posted yet, has since not mentioned a read on Mastin, but has defended Mastin's reads, and he's been voting other people.
Basically, with the strength of read on Mastin that he should have picked up from the first observation, he should be exhibiting much more suspicion of Mastin than he is.

Frankly I think this is because he's buddies with Mastin and doesn't want to bus, but it's scummy in it's own right.

This sounds right.

Also AngryPigeon is scum.

@ AngryPigeon: Can you guess how I caught you?

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I'd love to hear how you plan on misreading me this time around though, so don't keep me waiting : )

Thirty pages and not one hint of game-decimating paranoia.

Welcome to my scumlist.

You'll have to shoot me tonight. You know I'm going to be like a broken record about this one.

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what a coinkydink

Said the guy with the fuzzy pink testicular avatar.

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VOTE: AngryPidgeon

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Thirty pages and not one hint of game-decimating paranoia.

Very intentional.

We know you can't help yourself, scum.

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I'd be willing to OMGUS-lynch DGB today. Her reason for voting me is pretty bad.

Caught for wrong reasons

again

!

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realize that ap voted mastin on the previous page, and that this is mastins only post that could have changed his mind

Why

did

AP vote Mastin on the previous page?

Probably because AP is scum.

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Sven is town.

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Just iso'd Majiffy, definitely could be scum. Would entertain a wagon.

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AP is guaranteed scum in the bag.

I've only just looked at Majiffy now.

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And yet, you are still not voting Majiffy? Even though there is close to 0% chance that AP is getting lynched today, not least of all because you have not actually presented any compelling reason that he is scum?

Are you saying AP is your buddy, and Majiffy is town?

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DGB on a scale of yes to very yes how scummy is mastin.

Would you believe me if I told you I haven't read any of mastin's posts and I'm just faking having an opinion?

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Actually Majiffy is town.

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I read ONE mastin post and she's town. Like, totes town. I know it's just one post but it's a mastin post. It's like I burned through the old testament in 5 minutes.

AngryPidgeon is the standout scumbag on the player list. He's "reading" super-townie sekai as scum, vezok as low-hanging fruit fake scum read, and us as OMGUS fake scumread. I guess he's decided to shoot for the low-hanging fruit and NK us.

Let's lynch him. He will flip scum and we'll have a huge partaaaaay!

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I think you may be scum, too.

Vezok is town. He's totally not self-conscious. That's not scum.

Much to his credit, he's reading AngryPigeon correctly as scum.

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My Zdenek town read is eroding.

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NKs*

You're afraid I might vig you?

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VOTE: vezok

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Thinking Zdenek is scum as well. Not feeling any real work on his part to discover who is scum and more kind of arbitrary "ok let's push here for a while stuff" and then "nope not gaining any traction with this we'll scumread them now". Also if a question gets answered he kinda just follows up on that person (ok) but in contrast if they don't answer then it just disappears. What I'm saying; Zdenek's pushes don't feel real.

I agree with this. I almost always read Zdenek town. I don't here. That's huge alarm bells.

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dopog is town.

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So your response is: "you failed once" NOT "I am town in this game?"

LOL scum

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Alpazard is scum, and AngryPidgeon's buddy.

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@ActionDan: can't you see that AngryPidgeon is scum?
@Sven: you're voting a townie, stahp.
@NeroCain & RedCoyote: you're voting a townie, stahp.

The two largest wagons are on townies, ie Sven & vezok.

Alpazard wagon looks clean.
PeregrineV is scum. Two scums are presently voting for Sven, who is obvtown: PereV & Alpazard.

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VOTE: Alpazard

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VOTE: PeregrineV

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More PV votes please.

Thor is PV's buddy.

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I wasn't referring to wagons. I was talking about who we're thinking about voting and how strongly we're thinking about them.

What's wrong with a Vezok lynch?

He's town.

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It's think ABOUT that.

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Oh right Mastin is scum in this game.

She can't be scum, she's voting PV.

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Enough with the lynch impatience that paradoxically tries to shift the momentum from PV back to vezok.

We have a fantabulous wagon on PV. Let's not waste a good thing. Just look at how fast the scum bus'ed.

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FOUR MOAR VOATS ON PEREGRINE5 AND WE HAVE A SCUM LYNCH, FOLKS

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BACK TO PEREGRINE5

I told you vezok was town.

Peregrine is just trolling scum.

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VOTE: PeregrineV

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God Damn what a scummy post. Are people townreading that?

Nope. Thor is PereV's buddy, much to his chagrin.

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ActionDan is town, nice try, ScumThor.

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pidgey, now is the time to bus.

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If Pere flips scum she is a provably bad choice.

Because...? She hopped on after he was ALREADY a popular wagon? Ok.

I've been calling him scum since his first post, go check.

But yeah. Looks like Pere has suddenly stopped trolling, but kinda late on his wagon.

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VOTE: Nero Cain

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mastin is totally town. Count me out.

This is a scum-driven wagon if I've ever seen one. I am ashamed of any townies riding it.

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[7] Mastin2: Nero Cain, sekai no ki, AngryPidgeon, Majiffy, ActionDan, Aegor, Rubicon

Sekai's scum. Jiffy's scum. Rubicon's scum.

DGB's right.
This. is. a. scum. driven. wagon.

And you dang-well KNOW it is. You've even admitted it! That sekai and Jiffy are scum. You know they're scum. Which is simpler?
That in spite of my policy on not-bussing, my scumbuddies decided to entirely discard it and wagon me, when I'm an incredibly strong scum player...
...Or that I'm town and they're scum pushing a mislynch?

USE. YOUR. GOD. DAMNED. REASONING.

I'm looking more at NeroCain, maybe Majiffy/Aegor, and it has eroded my Rubicon town read. Not all these 4 players are scum though.

I'm willing to bet Nero Cain is IT.

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Then we should lynch me. Nero is a complete shot in the dark given what's in the game thread.

My flip will resolve a ton of misconceptions.

Be quiet you townie.

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^You want scum manipulating?
THAT post by sekai is scum manipulating.

Get your head out of your ass, AP.

mastin... sekai is town. He really is.

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I'll probably follow AP today in whatever he does.

If I were scum I would 100% follow AP in everything he does.

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My ONLY concern about flipping town today or tonight is worry that town dumbasses will lynch GiF tomorrow.

UNVOTE

Wow, good job dismantling the mastin on wagon. Fucking wow.

Yes you are being determinedly useless we get it, now revote mastin plz.

Hey AP

Impatient about going to night so that you can NK people at last?

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AP.
STOP BEING A MORON.

Unfortunetaly I have learned the hard way that this is an AP town tell.

SIGH

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I just iso'd RC, he is definitely phoning it in.

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Try Nero Cain or RC.

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mastin.

I will vote for the player you want me to vote for.

Just name that player.

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But my RC townread isn't strong at all. Can you present your reasoning on him? 'Cause he's basically nulltown to me at this point, and there's a lot of players I think are town supporting it, including you.

Mostly that this being RC, I should have a strong town read on him by now. He hasn't done or said much.

In other news.

Since the zombie horde is intent on killing me tonight, why don't you guys grab your balls and just lynch me. I'm vanilla. I'm expendable.

I'm not into mafia as much as I used to be, so this stupidity about sending me the horde at night instead of actually lynching me is stupid beyond words.

Just do it already. You'll see that I'm town, THEN PLEASE SEND THE HORDE AFTER THE PLAYERS THAT WERE LOBBYING TO SEND THE HORDE ON ME.

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Everybody talking about bullshit and not voting RC is dead to me.

I'm trying to draw the lynch since I'll be dead by tomorrow morning anyway.

Can we just settle for that?

oops

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Since the zombie horde is intent on killing me tonight, why don't you guys grab your balls and just lynch me. I'm vanilla. I'm expendable.

I'm not into mafia as much as I used to be, so this stupidity about sending me the horde at night instead of actually lynching me is stupid beyond words.

Just do it already. You'll see that I'm town, THEN PLEASE SEND THE HORDE AFTER THE PLAYERS THAT WERE LOBBYING TO SEND THE HORDE ON ME.

I increase my scum read of you from this reaction.

THOR IS SCUM

I GUARANTEE IT

Meanwhile, let's get this over with.

VOTE: SweatingChessball3

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Come on you cowardly scumz asking for my brains to be eaten at night, afraid of the daylight much, are we?

Put your money where you mouth is and vote for me.

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I don't like that Thor was leaving RC off the zombie-kill list. I'm not sure I believe he would defend a buddy so blatantly, and I'm more inclined to think that it's scum trying to gain credibility by not pushing for the death of someone they know is likely to flip town today.
While I look into things,

Unvote

Thor WOULD, and he's scum.

Not so long ago in a game on MTGS he stated that he would absolutely not hammer... his buddy.

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Since I will die tonight, please promise me one thing.

Avenge me and lynch Thor.

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To be fair, even a caught-up Nero is still useless.

Ding!

Damn!

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Kill list tonight:

SCB
Majiffy
Mastin

probs. We can lynch vezok tomorrow or w/e.

Even if you have a strong townread on RC, please just lynch him. For information or something.

This will probably be my last post before deadline unless a new, interesting wagon forsm. Wagons I want more than the RC wagon:

SCB
Vezok
mastin
Majiffy
probs Rubicon

VOTE: Sekai

1. Nah, he's a softclaimed PR, so who cares?

He is a claimed PR, silly.

Nom-nom list

1. Action Dan *or* Sekai
2. Rubicon
3. Chessball

BBMolla is in possible contention for that 3rd spot, so probably people should weigh in on their BBMolla/Chessball reads.

My list:

SCB
Mastin
Sekai
RC
Vezok
BBMolla
PV

SCB is def going in the list; all others are negotiable.

Can we lynch PV? My nomnom choices:

SCB
Vezok/PV
BBMolla
(Majiffy)
(mastin)
(sekai)

VOTE: Alp

People I want dead:

mastin
BBMolla
SCB
vezok
RC

Can we start consolidating our NK list?

VOTE: dopog

I am scum and trying to push a mislynch.

Someone is really desperate to control the town's collective nomnom away from his buddies.

Who said Aegor is town? He is scum. As is Thor.

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Where?

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Sorry not finding claim. Boomer?

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We're not dead?

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VOTE: mastin

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As I said, I have a LOT of exposure to zombies.

This explains so much.