Tales of You (Endgame)

[Yukari Yakumo]

:3

[Yukari Yakumo]

[Yukari Yakumo]

ORC YOU ARE TOWN RIGHT?

im gtown yeah

Hey me too
/prod dodge one more time

[Yukari Yakumo]

Hi all.

Rancid Broderick Drake is beyond obviously scum or at worst anti-town. We can already see this through a plethora of traits.

First off. the username.

Look at the word Rancid. It has a negative connotation. But why exactly? I like cheese, let's use cheese. If there was rancid cheese, what would you do? Toss it out. Because it's bad.
Case and point right there.

But it gets worse. We can look at Broderick as being another main indicator of how much they are anti-town. For Broderick consists of two parts "Bro" and "Derick". Now I don't know who Derick is but they are buddying to him as much as they possibly can from the get go! We should all look forward to this Derick as the sake of town and only see the sheeping, buddying anti-town nature of RBD.

But then Drake. Drakes aren't cool anymore. Why use that in a username? That's reason enough to vote them right now.

But if you can't see any of that, here's a couple of actually realistic predictions for how this game is going to go for these guys:

Nat and MuffinZ are going to self-vote in the very first post. But they're not going to do so in a traditional way.
No. The amount of synergy that they have will lead to an aggression. They are going to be questioning everyone. But they're never going to actually vote. They're never going to actually give real reasons for any votes they have. And they're going to get away with it because they're aggressive and because they're charismatic.

For all of these reasons, I can see nothing but a firm Day 1 lynch of
VOTE: Rancid Broderick Drake

I would give you 8/10 for this one, but sadly, you're not doing this right

Yaaar, we be a hated miller age cop gladiator!

I dare ye treeweasels to counterclaim!

VOTE: Rancid Broderick Drake

I cc. I also have this PGO thing attached to it.

Red Gyarados, why did you feel the need to pretend that wasn't an obvious mastin post? I assumed you were joking in the first place.

I actually wasn't sure (yes, I realize the cogdis) seeing as I know there's a Nati/SSK dynamic that always happens. I attributed that type of post to said dynamic, but leaned more to it being mastin for the same reasons you obviously have.

Why did I quote this? I'm pretty sure I quoted this to comment. But now I can't think of any comment to make on this one.
Oh yeah I was gonna make this joke.
The last game, whoever confused the poster in hydra of rvs case was scum...

OBLIGATORY NO FLAVOR KNOWLEDGE
THIS GAME SEEMS FLAVOR INTENSIVE THOUGH GG NO RE

ALSO WTF ISNT COPPER A STEALTH HYDRA AS IS??!?!

TOO MANY HYDRAS THIS GAME

THOUGH D1 IS EASY

VOTE: JUS

LYNCH THIS SLOT D1
PROBABLY SCUM
AT WORST WE GET RID OF AN ANTITOWN SLOT

SHEEP GIVEN IF READS ARE SOCIO-ACCURATE.

I would sheep this vote but sadly it's probably too late to do it now

Was that mastin or SSK btw

What the fuck

Okay mastinssk can be town.

ONE DOWN FIFTEEN TO GO

What from post 20 made you think MastinSSK is town? I personally don't see it.

-FT

hi guys

this post is town.

Really? I coulda sworn that was a universally accepted scum-claim. Someone even wrote a thesis on it.

(nachobork, GIF, Tammydra, 3dicehawk, you two, beliffery, natimuffin)

GiF isn't a hydra though. Why does he get to join the club?

I'm also a bit too chickenshit to vote Nati.

If you ever need to vote somebody, let me know. I'll make the vote for you.

VOTE: Rancid Broderick Drake

Why did we not join this wagon?

No idea what that means. I'm going to assume that means you think they're town. I agree.

Mellifluous: pleasant to hear

pretty sure this is notscience.

You'll know if it's not him. I'm not signing my posts because it

will

be that obvious.

I refuse to believe those are SSK posts.

I refuse to believe those dull and flat posts are Mastin's. If they are, we should have wagoned him by now.

Like, can you really believe those posts are Mastin's? Really? I can't. If they are, then FOR SHAME MASTIN! FOR SHAME!

but the Pokedex!!!!!

You only want us cuz we're shiny!

I should probably add BRO/Desp in for the second category

I actually want them sorted rather soon. Can we bump them up a bit higher?

THIS GAME SEEMS FLAVOR INTENSIVE THOUGH GG NO RE

Really? The flavor I've seen thus far seems rather pointless to me (and almost entirely dependent on specific roles).

Like, I don't see how any of the flavor we've received thus far is going to help me find scum.

VOTE: Clyton

VOTE: Clyton

That's Nati's schtick. We don't need two egotistical self-voters in the same game.

What from post 20 made you think MastinSSK is town?

My other head is a Mastin fanboy. Please ignore.

This whole bacon quote strip is bad.

Hi!

VOTE: kagura

Okay here's what I need from you guys. Nacho, if you're town I need to feel it. Alternatively, Bork you can obvtown up your slot ASAP please. I will stay with you, but if you value my sanity at all (and if you're town you should!), you will please just do this for me.

I briefly skimmed the first couple pages, notscience here's an awesome town tell for me. I literally just woke up, and the first thing I did was log in to this game. Though I'd love to stay and goof off I've got to go to work.

This bolded part is my personal peeves #19.

I would vote that shiny gyarados here but CF's response to RG sucked.
But then, RG's response to CF also sucked.
It's a dilemma.

/page freakin' 3. I will end up spending this day 1 catching up. Watch me.

[Yukari Yakumo]

#45 may be the best Brian Skies post I've ever read.

I object.

[Yukari Yakumo]

Is it normal for Titan to manipulate things with emotional blackmail?

I'm not seeing a town attitude towards demanding people prove they are town for the benefit of their mental state. Seems both forced and trying to stay in the upper hand.

This is town.

[Yukari Yakumo]

VOTE: PeregrineV

I don't really get his entrance about RVS voting when at the time we were out of RVS.

pedit-

Okay so

Tammy clears you and you clear bro

I really hope when GIF's here he obvtowns himself

pedit-

Can we leave him in the "awkward sounding probtown slot?" It's like the kiddie table of the townbloc: You can move up to the big shot table if you're good or if you're bad you can go to bed

Too low-commital for me to do that.
Wait until Day 7.

[Yukari Yakumo]

Oh also since this is a Tales game I am obliged to do this.

CLAIM: CONDITIONAL INNOCENT CHILD FRUIT VENDOR SWITCH FONIC JOAT

[Yukari Yakumo]

+ MILLER AGE COP GLADIATOR PGO

[Yukari Yakumo]

And now nobody is going to listen to any of my reads, so congratulations scum you've learned to get me to react and I still haven't learned not to.

When this happens come to me.
I'll listen.

[Yukari Yakumo]

Yukari's catchup was largely unspectacular too. Possible scum there.

Well it was spectacular enough to be mentioned amirite

[Yukari Yakumo]

Wait how did anyone managed to associate me with anyone at this point

[Yukari Yakumo]

Just call me GIF if you're gonna butcher that name

[Yukari Yakumo]

VOTE: Yukari

I'm curious. I know Yukari has been a non-presence so far, but why him over orcinus for example?

We thought about both of them.

Orcinus actually took a stance and invited interaction by putting down a vote.

Our vote is an invitation to Yukari-GiF.

Invitation denied.

[Yukari Yakumo]

I want this group of players to burn with fucking fire: {AP, despbro, foxhound, PV, GIF}.

1 Kagura (borkjerfkin + nachomamma8)
^Decent townread.

2 The Fox and the Hound (cephrir and DV)
^Strong. STRONG. Scumread.

3 Yukari Yakumo
^Definitely a townread.

4 orcinus_theoriginal
^Vaguely townish.

5 Titan (Tammy + Sir Arthur Dane)
^Eeeeeeeeh.

6 Rancid Broderick Drake (zmuffinman and natirasha)
^Seriously, seriously town.

8 Breakfast With Stalin (Hydra of ffery and beli)
^Pretty town.

9 ANgryPidgeon 9 ElementalHawk (Prohawk+3dicerolling)
^Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Sorry gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, on guard for lies, and'll hurt you.

10 Carbon Fiber (FourTrouble and F16)
^EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH...

11 Lord Business
^Decent townread.

12 Just Sheep Us (Broseidon and Desperado)
^Either didn't learn their lesson or are scum.

13 Red Gyarados (Brian Skies and notscience)
^Obvtown.

14 Cupcake Panda
^Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

15 PeregrineV
^Need more, vaguely townish.

16 Clyton
^Decently town.

17 Mac
^Basically obvtown.

This hydra and us are now a four player hydra. Pretty much where I am except I have PV and Katsuki as hard town.

:3

[Yukari Yakumo]

Someone tell me why ElementalHawk is scum.
3dice's posts were pretty town to me?

[Yukari Yakumo]

I kinda wanted to hear from RBD why Elemental/AP is scum.

[Yukari Yakumo]

(And yes, it's the first complete read I got in this game.)

[Yukari Yakumo]

All of them looked incredibly faked. Artificial. Convenient, manipulative, and not making sense coming from town.

I disagree.
His #478 was very transparent and town. What exactly was it articifial and convenient?

[Yukari Yakumo]

Also why am I getting "because AP is scum" when I asked for "why is EH scum"
:/

[Yukari Yakumo]

I thought that long posts looked pretty open

[Yukari Yakumo]

Also why am I still up at 3 AM in the morning

[Yukari Yakumo]

Same slot?

I know that
But all you did was giving me a half-assed answer with basically "but this AP here though"

[Yukari Yakumo]

^
To mastin btw

[Yukari Yakumo]

I'm up to page 32 and I'm reaching the point where I just want to say fuck it all and read none of it. I'll try to finish catching up tomorrow because it looks like my obvtowning partner has started to fade off for some reason.

~Brian

I stopped

skimming

reading at page 25ish, just scrolled the rest, and jumped in!

[Yukari Yakumo]

I'm wondering if ppl are viewing me as "someone who just lurkaderped the whole week before posting" or "someone who was not around for a week and starting to catch up".

[Yukari Yakumo]

I agree.
VOTE: MastinSSK

[Yukari Yakumo]

But I made that avi for nacho

[Yukari Yakumo]

Town

Fox
Mac
CF
JSU
Kagura
fery
notsci
Kat bc everyone said so
clyton
LB
Titan

town but due to doublecheck bc holy hell so much opposition
AP

scum
mastin

rest I have no memory of them

[Yukari Yakumo]

Oh and RBD in AP pile