Micro 379: Forest Fire Arsonist (Game Over)

[Majiffy]

Sup yo wots goin on up in dis thredd

Gimme a tldr and scumcase on ns since apparently l1.

Also a deadline approximation mebbe?

[Majiffy]

10 days till deadline and putting someone at l1 whhile awaiting a replacement. Tsk tsk, into the scumpile you go.

[Majiffy]

These are great cases, very convincing 10/10 would rate again.

[Majiffy]

This game is unacceptably inactive and should apologize for its behavior.

[Majiffy]

<3

[Majiffy]

Mala if you dont out your meta scumtell on ns in your next post I will be voting you for your seemingly opportunistic flop on your read. He went from obvtown to lolscum with almost no reasoning offered and your "you arent even trying to defend yourself" post screams scum opportunism.

[Majiffy]

Probably not flipping scum by the looks of this wagon composition.

[Majiffy]

I just simply dont see a case and no one has offered despite requests. Show me a case I can agree with and ill give my blessing but until that happens mala looks the scum on the wagon going for an easy mislynch the crowd generally is ok with. Feels like a typical ns pl by people who dont play with him much, which puts the familiar faces under scrutiny.

[Majiffy]

And before anyone hammers I want a response from mala so hammers before my inquiry is done will be taken as scumclaims.

[Majiffy]

Yeah. And none of you have given a case despite sloa pace and plenty of posts.

[Majiffy]

Ns this is the only cw you get. Vote mala.

[Majiffy]

The thing about NS's play is that he doesn't produce any real content. There is no "case", other than the fact that NS is essentially actively lurking and producing no content, and is getting away with it.

Given what NS has said/done this game, how have you come away with a town read on him?

I haven't come away with any read of him, because I haven't read anything.

I asked for a case. I have seen a bunch of people going "uhh uhh uhh uhhh" and Mala going "lol secrets!"

[Majiffy]

well then read the first day. NS doesnt really do much except ignore pressure on himself and pull his "mala and me are the best of friends!" routine

That's not scummy.

Majiffy read the ducking thread or I'd have to call you scum. Srs

Present me an actual case for your read flip-flopping from "NS is obvtown" to "omgz burn the witch" overnight or I'm going to keep calling you scum. Srs.

[Majiffy]

Thought I was.

VOTE: Mala

[Majiffy]

I'm questioning how you could ever be.

[Majiffy]

Then pray tell why you decided to vote for NS over my slot, considering the weight of the NS townread prior to "omgz reasons!"

[Majiffy]

Actually you never did state much of a scum read on Maru either, other than "posting elsewherez!" and "i can't read this lolz!"

So there's that, too.

Do you

have

any legitimate reads? Or are you just kind of making it all up on the fly?

[Majiffy]

Come at me?

Bro?

[Majiffy]

Idk.

[Majiffy]

Link me.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, that

is

heinous.

Idk, maybe I was trying to be polite.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

I really don't want to vote mala

Change your mind.

forgot I shouldn't be taking him-town for granted, read his ISO, looks a lot like his scumgame

You don't know my scumgame very well, then.

[Majiffy]

Ok.

Lynch me. Then I'll be stumped and you'll never be able to silence me, Ms. Scumbutt and her Faithful Cohort.

[Majiffy]

Meltdown detected ITT

[Majiffy]

Oh but it's so much fun making the women in my life batshit insane.

[Majiffy]

Oh good a Majiffy wagon!

Oh but it's so much fun making the women in my life batshit insane.

Not when you're the one who likes to talk to her

Shhh

[Majiffy]

Oh good a Majiffy wagon!

Wait where's your vote


Or Malas

Huh.

Some wagon.

[Majiffy]

Oh right Mala voted earlier this page nvm.

Point about your lack of a vote still holds.

[Majiffy]

oh yay no nap time b/c of a group message and my friends are deciding about which fucking club bar to drag me to 2mrw.

Obv the best one is the one where you can wear a short skirt and get fingered while some drunk frat guy grinds on your ass to the tune of [_Insert viable pop artist here_]

[Majiffy]

Also wtf planning in advance is for losers with no lives.

Figure out where you want to go drink during your pregame beers.

[Majiffy]

Thinking about it this is the exact reason why I would go running from a club or a bar.
Seriously it's not my scene at all. not at all.
Also probably explains why i hate men too~

*emphatic nodding*

Dive bars are the superior drinking locale anyway. Everybody knows this.

TIL what majiffy does when he goes out to a bar

wears short skirts

And I look hot as shit!

Why aren't we lynching MalaScum again?

[Majiffy]

Ok.

Lynch me. Then I'll be stumped and you'll never be able to silence me, Ms. Scumbutt and her Faithful Cohort.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: mala

Eenie meenie minie moe decided for me

yey

[Majiffy]

I still think both are town

and either way one is going to yell at me

Definitely made the right choice, then.

[Majiffy]

thay yeth to the dreth.

[Majiffy]

If Majiffy is scum, Pants is gonna look worse and worse imo.

And when I flip town?

Also, I'll sheep Majiffy if he flips town and actually posts in thread.

How do I post in-thread

Oh right stump.

THIS IS INPORTNANT

k... kanye?

if Majiffy flips scum I can only see ns being the buddy... unless I'm wrong on Pants/Bins/Bulge. Majiffy/mala and Majiffy/marquis make no sense. the lack of buddy alone gives me pause.

but I really want to agree with Bins' 783. hrm.

Except 783 doesn't provide a MajiffyScum argument.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

If every townie was right by virtue of being town, this would be a simple game.

[Majiffy]

I know I had a stick-it-to-the-man picture around here somewhere...

[Majiffy]

Ok.

[Majiffy]

Yada yada confirmed town here NS is still town Mala is still scum plus I was the CW to her wagon that I formed.

It really couldn't be any more obvious and that's probably why she hasn't shown her face yet.

[Majiffy]

Scum, that's what.

[Majiffy]

Original r e asonless flip flop on a previous obvtown read when convenient pressure to lynch was there

Based on suprsecrit meta tell she later walks back on

Silly omgus and shit meta push on me

General play today


The reasons are endless. Like breadsticks at olive garden or the universe.

[Majiffy]

:ironicat:

[Majiffy]

you really think NS is obv town? And no offense, but how is this not a silly omgus and shit meta push from you?

NS' alignment is irrelevant. He can be bussed scum or designated mislynch. The point is malas inconsistent play.

I fossed mala first. By definition it isnt omgus.

There is no meta.

What the fuck are you smoking?

[Majiffy]

Like seriously what kind of shitawful retort to my mala case is that even supposed to be?

[Majiffy]

Dont give me that.

[Majiffy]

Mala is arguing with me like im not confirmed town. Why do you think that is?

Pants until you give me a malatown case im going to consider you scum that wont bus given your shitawful arguments that rely on moonlogic and false history.

[Majiffy]

to be fair

I thought she went back on the ns read at the start of d2?

basically who's Mala's buddy if not Pants, and if Mala somehow isn't scum then who is it

She did. Because she knew an NS wagon would be viable. That's why she started her day with a flip-flop.

Either NS or Pants depending on if she's bussing or not.

Not entertaining non-Mala scumteams at the moment.

[Majiffy]

But you know what. I'll do this.

If you want me to replace out say yes replace out. If a majority of you agree ill do it. No questions asked

I'm not saying you should replace out, it's not like I don't want to play with you. I do. I'm saying if you're in a bad mood for this game, maybe you should make the personal decision to replace out. Like you seem stressed and upset.

No she's always like that.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

I don't really have a 'blacklist' that was actually Tammy that blacklisted jiffy, but I have a list of players whom I don't want to play with until further notice. I'm not obv going to reveal who they are/were.

Ooh ooh ooh am I one? Am I one? I love being on exclusive lists!

[Majiffy]

Pants ain't a bad choice.

[Majiffy]

Do it, Marquis.

You know you want to.

[Majiffy]

Pretty sure if tree was town Marquis would have self-hammered by now right?

[Majiffy]

Ok hammer please.

[Majiffy]

watch out guys i have a nasty habit of selfhammering as town

ill bbl but in the meantime! dont vote me if you dont want a town selfhammer ;]]

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Mmm, dat malaquis scumpair

[Majiffy]

Can you lynch Mala now?

[Majiffy]

Marquis you disappointed me by not trolling as hard as I wanted you to.

[Majiffy]

What kind of face is that shit

[Majiffy]

mala/pants

[Majiffy]

Can I just be Majiffy's vote? I think I like it better that way so I don't have to get this wrong.

If anyone wants to meta me, a scum game of mine just ended and we played in LYLO. That's a sidenote, but if anyone's curious, eh.

Why isn't NS being obvtown yet?

Yes. Now vote Mala.

[Majiffy]

Hey have you guys lynched Mala yet?

No?

Shame.

[Majiffy]

Ok

[Majiffy]

Then I'll shout at everyone for lynching me over her D2.

[Majiffy]

Mountainous and nightless are typically scumsided because NK spec is actually ridiculously powerful if done properly.

[Majiffy]

Just saying.

[Majiffy]

I haven't actually bothered looking at the setup, but if there are lynched townies allowed to be around, I'm assuming it's probably pretty strongly scumsided. That's a lot of confirmed towns speaking.

[Majiffy]

Keeping confirmed townies around makes it scumsided to start, otherwise scum has to make up for the fact that they already have no way of getting rid of a lot of voices they want to silence.

Lynches are one of those ways.

[Majiffy]

Yeah maybe.

[Majiffy]

Did we get a hammer on Mala?

[Majiffy]

Oh look, Mala/Pants.

I think I recall a certain stump saying that when he replaced in.

[Majiffy]

Silence NS.

[Majiffy]

RIP sweet prince

[Majiffy]

So Mala lynch.

[Majiffy]

i caaaaahnt

[Majiffy]

In all 45 seconds I've spent in this game, can someone vet this to make sure it's right, or if there are errors, fix the chart

Yeah, Pie's blue.

No one eats blue pie.

It's unnatural.

[Majiffy]

tbh i joined this game because i wanted to play with players with senses of humor

<3

Well you came to the wrong place.

We don't do fun around these here parts, see.

[Majiffy]

P.s. how could you all be voting tree on day 1 too, ugh

Uh hello it's

Marquis.

[Majiffy]

Mala.

Because I'm a threat.

[Majiffy]

Happy birthday NS!

[Majiffy]

Happy birthday NS!

thanks!

got me a leather jacket

Got a nice one myself last birthday. Or maybe Christmas. Hard to tell, 2 weeks apart.

[Majiffy]

Notscience are you town

yes

[Majiffy]

I'm actually a SK

but don't tell Majiffy

I don't get what you're going for, ucit.

Go back to illumise so we can be twinsies.

[Majiffy]

TWINSIES!

[Majiffy]

wry ns wry