Mini 1628: Rick Santorum Saves Xmas - Gaybepocalypse

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

a game by Reck, UT, and SleepyKrew

Still Saving Baby Jesus (5/13):

Spoiler:

Aronis
Bert
Shinobi
Wisdom
Flames682

Gone to a Better Place [or not] (8/13):

Spoiler:

GuyInFreezer [Ted Cruz] -

Jew

- poisoned by a black dildo WE1
Thestatusquo [Mitch McConnell] -

Righteous Christian Warrior

- shot in the face by Bert D1
T S O [George W. Bush] -

Righteous Christian Warrior

- ripped apart while stoned D1
Konowa [Timothy Dolan] -

Righteous Christian Warrior

- choked to death on a black dildo WE2
FuDuzn [Thomas Stephen "Tom" Monaghan] --

Righteous Christian Warrior

-- was driven to pizzacide D2
Mathdino [Bill Donahue] --

Righteous Christian Warrior

- choked to death on some black cockfruitcake WE3
Marquis [Karen Santorum] --

Brainwashed Liberal

- stabbed in the gut by Rick Santorum D3

crazypianist1116 [Ann Coulter] --

Righteous Christian Warrior

- consumed by her own hungry asshole D4

Ejected Into Space (Modkilled):

Spoiler:

Nobody, hopefully.

Spoiler: Votecounter Settings

LIVING PLAYERS

Aronis
Bert
Shinobi
Wisdom
Flames682

LINKS

Day 1: Post #122
Day 2: Post #551
Day 3: Post #892
Day 5: Post #1059

DEADLINE

2015-01-19 17:00:00 -5.00

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

General Rules

1) Starting and Ending States:

All roles that can communicate at Night may do during pregame. The game will end when one faction has fulfilled its win condition, unless otherwise specified.

2) Day Procedures:

Each player may discuss the game and cast a single vote at a time against people they want to lynch. Day ends when either the deadline hits or a strict majority of the votes are on one person.

3) Voting:

Votes should be in

bold

in order for them to count, for instance:

Vote: The Homosexual Agenda

. You may also use the VOTE: tags if you desire. Please ensure you post the FULL name of the person you're voting for, as the autovotecount system won't pick it up if you use nicknames or forget to put a comma after the word vote.

4) No Lynch:

As an alternative to voting for someone, you may

Vote: No Lynch

, but for it to take effect, enough players must vote No Lynch that it would be impossible to form any other majority.

5) Deadlines:

D1 deadline will be 3 weeks. Every day from then on will have a strict deadline of 2 weeks, unless a ridiculous amount of replacements are needed.

6) Mass Inactivity:

In an act of pure villainy, I may shorten the deadline if I deem the activity level is unsatisfactory. You will be warned if I want you fellows to pick up the pace.

7) Deadline Lynches:

If no single player has enough votes for a lynch at the deadline, the result is No Lynch and the game proceeds to Night. Deadlines are there for a reason.

8) Twilight:

After someone receives the majority vote, everyone may still discuss the game, but votes and unvotes will not be considered - the person voted for by the majority will be lynched regardless. Twilight will last until I waltz in and post a death scene (which can be quite short, but never really long)

9) Night Length and Procedures:

The topic will be locked at Night. If your Role PM specifies that you have a Night Action, you may follow the instructions on that PM to use it. Barring extenuating circumstances, Nights will not last longer than 3 RL days.

10) Night Action Resubmission:

If you have to PM a choice to the mod (i.e. the name of someone you want to kill/protect/investigate), you may change your choice at any time during the Night by sending The Mod another PM with the new choice. The most recent choice will be honored.

11) Night Action Priority:

This game will use natural action resolution, unless otherwise stated by the mod.

12) Bolding Stuff:

Bolding something is how you get the mod to notice it. It's that simple.

13) Mod Color:

If The Mods needs to edit your post, it will be done in

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14) Activity, Prods, and Replacements:

You will be prodded if three days have passed since your last post. You will be replaced if you do not post after another 24 hours, or if you need to be prodded three times throughout the game. If you know ahead of time that you will not be able to participate for at least 48 hours, go ahead and announce it in-thread so nobody (such as the mod) thinks you're lurking. I reserve the right to blacklist flakers or people who maliciously replace out.

15) "Last Words" for replacements:

If you request replacement, you may PM me a message that you would like to have passed on to the person who replaces you.

16) "Bah!" Posts:

If your player slot is killed off, it's probably because people don't want you around. Unless your role specifically states you can keep talking/voting/playing parcheesi with me, you are allowed one informationless "bah" post and then scram til endgame. Special mechanics can of course overlap

17) Outside Discussion:

Don't discuss this game outside of this thread with anyone unless your Role PM lets you do otherwise.

18) Post Editing:

Editing or deleting posts is not allowed (and usually not possible). Doublepost with your changes instead.

19a) Mod and PM quoting:

For role PMs, If you quote it, you will be modkilled. You can send me the reformulation (I'm pretty loose with reformulation) and I will tell you if posting it is allowed or if it needs further modifications. If you quote a PM from me, you will be terminated (barring questions about rules or something).

19b) QTs and Private Communication:

If it is a moderator provided method of communication (i.e., neighbor QT, or masons who can daytalk and use AIM)

do not quote it in the thread

. Obviously, do not provide links to the QT in any way shape or form.

20) Modkills:

Breaking any of the above three rules (or flagrantly violating Rule 16) will result in you getting modkilled. Modkills can be retroactive. If a living player breaks any of these rules, the day may or may not end, depending on what would disadvantage that player's faction the most. In addition, getting modkilled results in an instant loss for that player, along with my general hatred. In short, follow the rules, don't be a dick.

21) Small/Invisible text:

You may use smaller text if it amuses you, as long as it's not meant to bypass a rule. As in, no hidden messages or shit like that. I will fuck you up for fucking with my game.

22) Win Mentality:

Play to win.

23) Policy:

Have fun. Or else. And remember, it's a game - keep it classy and don't take things personally; everyone's doing what they have to to win.

24) Setup Design:

You can try to outguess the mod, but it's probably pointless. Flavor is being used as the backbone of the game, but the game is unbreakable by flavor. Certain aspects of the setup were designed around flavor, whereas other aspects had the flavor applied after the fact.

25) Flavor:

Flavor revolves around a Christmas Party hosted by Rick Santorum in order to raise awareness and support for his side in the Liberal War on Christmas, and his party has been infiltrated by filthy secret liberals.

Game Mechanics

1) Starting Power:

There are no power roles in the game at the start outside of factional abilities.

2) Nightless:

There are no nights in this game, and thus actions must be submitted prior to day's end.

3) White Elephant:

In place of a traditional night phase, instead there will be a Gift Exchange phase. This will work like a White Elephant gift exchange, except some of these giftboxes will have powers/abilities in them!

This phase will work like this:

• An ordered list is posted at the start of the phase... I.E., Reck, UT, SleepyKrew
  
• Reck is up first. He selects Box #2.
  
• UT is up. He may either select Box #1 or Box #3, or he may steal Box #2 from Reck. If he does, Reck selects either Box #1 or Box #3. Reck selects Box #1.
  
• Sleepykrew is up. He steals Box #1 from Reck. Reck, now boxless, decides to steal back his Box #2 from UT. This leaves UT with Box #3.

At the end of this phase, everyone will open their box and receive a PM with its contents.

Spoiler: Sample Role PM

Joseph Farah

Hello, and welcome to Mini 1628: Rick Santorum Saves Christmas!

You are

Rush Limbaugh

, a

Righteous Christian Warrior

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You're a cumguzzling hatedumpster who continues being given a radio show because your superiors care more about money and clickbait than decency and being even semi-moral human beings. But, hey, that's what works, and Papa Rush gets his money (and his rocks off) by screaming about black Muslim terrorists in the White House and whipping morons who still listen to AM radio into a panic about ebola. But you do have a big following (and bukus of that Blue Cross Blue Shield sponsorship dolla dolla), so of course you were invited to Ground Zero of the War on Christmas. Along with your similarly snowskinned brethren, in order to fight the Liberals, you will eat, drink, be merry... but mostly, the eating.

Abilities

'Tis The Season

: You have your voice and your vote, and you will accumulate gifts/items during the White Elephant phase.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

"Iiiiiiiii'm dreaming of a white Christmas..."

The velvety sounds of Kenny Rodgers blares across the Santorum household. Casual conversations form a soft murmur beneath the sound of the music. People sip on eggnog and brandy and wine while others munch away at cookies and whatever the hell figgy pudding is supposed to be. This was the definition of Christmas: a bunch of old white people in a house together casually drinking and ignoring Leviticus law in order to discuss how to use Leviticus law to justify killing the gays. Indeed, this would be Rick Santorum's greatest Christmas ever.

He surveyed the house, crossing his arms and smiling out at the gathering of people. The music, the giant tree, the snow gently falling outside... everything was just perfect. This is the sacred tradition that he held near and dear. This was what he remembered of his childhood (minus the whole drunken-father-beating-him-with-a-belt-thing) and this was what those goddamned Hippie Liberal Communist Treefuckers wanted to take away from him. For years, nobody took Rick and his ilk seriously, laughing it off as he clamored on and on about a War on Christmas. Now, though... NOW, who was laughing?

Rick used his fancy remote to turn down the music in the house and asked everyone to gather around.

RICK SANTORUM:

My fellow Americans. We are gathered here today to celebrate that most American of holidays: Christmas.

RUSH LIMBAUGH:

What about Independence Day?

RICK SANTORUM:

Quiet, you. Back when the Founding Fathers created this country for Jesus, they definitely intended for us to be celebrating Christmas, which is why it's right there in the Constitution. Now before you say to me "but Rick, that's not in the Constitution", I'd like to just counter you by saying I haven't read it and I don't intend to. Have you ever tried to read that thing? It's terrible. Besides, our church leaders and talk radio personalities have read it for us and remind us about what's in it every chance they get. Thanks for that, by the way. You're really doing God's work. So that brings us to my main point, I just want to say how glad I am that we're all here for the same reason, which is fighting the War on Christmas. As all of us have been saying for years, the secularist liberals are trying to destroy Christmas. It's literally the best time of the year and they want to get rid of it. We need to first figure out why they hate Christmas. My theory is that they hate children. Their addiction to abortion on demand and contraception is proof of that, I think. Now if we consult my powerpoint presentation-

The lights suddenly cut out. The music keeps playing, but a very distinct

squelch

is heard midst the chaotic murmuring. After a few moments, the lights flicker back on. Someone shrieks. There, lying in a pool of blood, urine, and feces, is the fresh, warm corpse of Rush Limbaugh.

This is it. The liberals are striking. It is time to save Christmas.

NPC [Rush Limbaugh] -

Righteous Christian Warrior

- had his throat slit pre-game

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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Selection order:

Thestatusquo
GuyInFreezer
Marquis
Aronis
Bert
Shinobi
Wisdom
Konowa
Flames682
crazypianist1116
FuDuzn
Mathdino
T S O

Boxes Remaining:

Box 1
Box 2
Box 3
Box 4
Box 5
Box 6
Box 7
Box 8
Box 9
Box 10
Box 11
Box 12
Box 13

[Thestatusquo]

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[Marquis]

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[Aronis]

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Selection order:
Thestatusquo

[Marquis]

I'M THIRD

HURRY UP

[Aronis]

Can we vote?

VOTE: Thestatusquo

The only reason he didn't pick a box then was to discuss it with the Mafia, obviously.

[Wisdom]

Hai

VOTE: tsq

[Marquis]

yeah doVOTE: tsq

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[Thestatusquo]

I will select box 13.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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Selection order:

Thestatusquo (Box 13)
GuyInFreezer
Marquis
Aronis
Bert
Shinobi
Wisdom
Konowa
Flames682
crazypianist1116
FuDuzn
Mathdino
T S O

Boxes Remaining:

Box 1
Box 2
Box 3
Box 4
Box 5
Box 6
Box 7
Box 8
Box 9
Box 10
Box 11
Box 12

[Bert]

I am tickled pink [that this game is real and I'm in it!]!!!! <333333 I admit I need to read this game's rules carefully, lol.

[Aronis]

VOTE: GiF

Taking way too long.

[Konowa]

[Wisdom]

Yeah we'll be here for a while

[Marquis]

yeahVOTE: tsq

[Wisdom]

Votes should totally count

VOTE: gif

[Thestatusquo]

yeahVOTE: tsq

You already did that.

Stop this fucking liberal SJW bullshit you mother fucking commie obummer piece of shit.
VOTE: Marquis
Die suck die.

[T S O]

last fuck you rick

[Bert]

all these boxes remind me of Let's Make A Deal

I would like to reserve box 9, because that's my lucky number

Spoiler: please!

[T S O]

I'd ask to reserve something but someone would probably fuck me over for the fun of it.

[Aronis]

I've only done a white elephant once[so not 100% sure], but shouldn't you be able to just steal it, tso?