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[Nachomamma8]

Vote: TierShift

Foul creature, your heart as black as Baron Happlebap's, your arrogance almost an equal to Baron Happlebap's, and your manhood probably only twice as large as Baron Happlebap's, taste the sweet release of death as Baron Happlebap's eldest child did when Baron Happlebap stabbed him in the back during the last Great War.

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: AngryPidgeon

Sheeping SleepyKrew is satisfying like smashing that scum Baron Happlebap's face beneath my spiked boot, laughing at his corpse in a battlefield after I've been completely justified in my murder of his pondscum shell of a man: he's practically the antithesis of Baron Happlebap's, that poor and destitute cousin-loving bastard.

[Nachomamma8]

Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

[Nachomamma8]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=59140

I swear to god that if this town falls for yet another obviously horseshit daycop gambit than you are all dumber than Baron Happlebap, and he my friends is dumber than sandals and shorts in a cold arctic winter.

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: TierShift

Foul creature, your heart as black as Baron Happlebap's, your arrogance almost an equal to Baron Happlebap's, and your manhood probably only twice as large as Baron Happlebap's, taste the sweet release of death as Baron Happlebap's eldest child did when Baron Happlebap stabbed him in the back during the last Great War.

My cellphone continually corrects this word to Bapplehap - I'm afraid you'll have to use that from now on, or I will be deeply displeased with you, my trusted friend.

Bapplehap is my father's name, and a name that holds with it much glory and honor, and it brings joy to my heart that your cellphone would purge Baron Happlebap's cursed and inferior name from existence, even if in doing so it denotes me from a Duke to a lowly Baron. What miraculous piece of technology do you have that can separate the wheat from the chaff so instantaneously?

[Nachomamma8]

Prod dodge for today, I've been making the sweet love to Mrs. Happlebap in all of the ways Baron Happlebap never could.

[Nachomamma8]

For once in my life I have a spare moment and access to a laptop, so I will be spewing out content like Baron Happlebap spewed out his lunch and breakfast when I sucker punched him in the gut!

[Nachomamma8]

Ffery seems off, like an alcoholic whose liver is failing.

These early interactions with ffery seem overplayed and it breaks my heart to see you go through the same song and dance once again. Are you aware that this is exactly like every opening you've had with ffery ever, or am I completely incorrect in my assumption?

Wait is it me or AP that gets it on like Donkey Kong with a bong with my cousins?

Hi SleepyKrew! Why haven't you been interacting with me or any of the people who can read me about a read on me? I was sort of hoping I would get a special reachout considering the whole we're living together thing, but apparently I'm not blessed enough for that sort of interaction? I feel as dejected as Baron Happlebap did when his wife left him for me :/

Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

BTW, pointing out the obvious because I love to do so as much (or else why would I point out Baron Happlebap's flaws as much as I have?): this interaction with F-16 kind of makes me hilariously town, considering he made a push on me, asked if I was townreading him, then switched tactics (twice!). If anyone disagrees with me, I'd love to know why!

Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

You are crumbling in your convictions already, aren't you? How can I follow such a flippant leader into the fray?

VOTE: F-16_Fighting_Falcon

Early Brantz/Bookitty (not pictured, but still aware of role) pushes against Falcon seem good. It's a small tell, of course, but Falcon almost would have certainly discussed this push in the Mafia QT in pregame and I don't think they'd cut him down immediately if it was something they all discussed. Votes after this get less towncred because it's a quickly forming wagon and maybe scum decide to jump on the wagon to fit in?

[Nachomamma8]

Because I haven't gotten to the point where you've posted yet, my sweet rose.
It's not like I ignore people I dislike! I haven't ignored Baron Happlebap in the past 25 years despite him continuing to be a massive douche and a horrible polo player for all 25 of those years, so!

[Nachomamma8]

@Nacho: I'm soft-defending you here. Come tell me how scummy I am! Or... anything, really. I'm not picky, as evidenced by the wide variety of food stains adorning my Sunday-go-to-wedding best!

I actually think you're pretty town!
Sorry to disappoint, but if you were trying to tease out my aggressive side maybe we could go egg Baron Happlebap's house together??? I enjoy asserting my dominance over him while dressing in halloween costumes and pretending to be 13!

[Nachomamma8]

That post is a little over-salted, Nacho. I really shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning. I think you're going to have to explain that a little more thoroughly.

Shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning, ffery? Are you feeling okay, or are you joining Baron Happlebap in an endless spiral of despair and depression?

I think a majority of F-16's game was played around appealing to me. Starting the game out with an RVS push on me was geared to get me to townread him because of my softspot for people who are attacking me, then he seeks approval to see if I'm townreading him yet, and then when I'm not, he changes tactics. Do you think that's likely scum theatre?

[Nachomamma8]

That was me, you fuckers.

Cellphones are supah cool.

holy shit

Not that my bookitty read needed much strengthening, but that's one high %abv keg of stout right there.

So, AP.

holy shit

such a wonderful world is the world we live in where i can shit my pants twice and still be a better man than that incompetent fuck Baron Happlebap!

[Nachomamma8]

I learned something about the rules of this game! I am promising content later today. You should vote me if I don't uphold this promise. Look at the game content in this post. I present it to you, as a baboon presents its bottom!

Vote: SleepyKrew

We were young souls on the junk-yard (young souls refers to me and Baron Happlebap as children, we played in a junkyard because his family was too poor to live anywhere else and he was too creepy to be allowed in my neighborhood and i didn't see why everyone hated him as much as they did).

I have a townread on TSO for killing F-16. Yes, it's possible TSO stabbed his scum partner in the back in order to be an absolutely massive douche but F-16 was putting a lot of effort in the game and even if there's a possibility (would you have noticed he missed two infractions and killed him as a result? i wouldn't have), it's not a possibility I care about because it's not particularly large and thinking about that possibility is just sort of dumb. Like maybe if TSO's a useless fuck for the rest of the game and follows obvious wagons maybe this townread will erode somewhat but the whole "everyone who wasn't townreading me, suck my dick" after killing tryhard scum screams town and you're deluding yourself if you're not aware of that fact (@AP ).

Now we are stunned minds full of junk-goods (stunned minds refers to surprise at the discovery that our minds worked so completely, this happens to be around the time Baron Happlebap and I joined the basketball team. junk-goods refer both to the endless junk that Baron Happlebap shoveled down his throat (physical junk) as well as the propaganda (mental junk) he shoved down my throat.

I have a townread to survive the ages on Bookitty: her interactions with F-16 seem very very very town: she was the only one who pushed deeper when F-16 offered his obvious retort as to why he had the seemingly mutual exclusive opinions/ways to deal with me, and he appealed to her in one of his later posts when he said "but what are the scum motivations to my push?", which seems to me a clear attempt to get her to see him in a different life. I understand this read might be weird to a large majority of people thanks to it being meta interactions (which is ewwww), but this is one of those reads backed by my heart and my soul and is very unlikely to be going anywhere soon since I trust those motherfuckers.

But I feel your heartbeat just like mine (this statement refers to that odd sense of brotherhood Baron Happlebap and I felt the entire time, even though we were so different and even though his morals were so reprehensible and opposite to mine, we were still both humans and we still shared similarities with one another.)

I think these are my only two strong strong townreads :/

[Nachomamma8]

That suggestion from beast, while I disagree with it, definitely seemed to be coming from a town mindset. Contrast this with Baron Happlebap who not only has shitty ideas, but has shitty ideas coming from a malevolent place.

[Nachomamma8]

Bringing visibility to post restriction breaks when they happen is generally bad because it allows scum the option to push through modkills on slips they didn't notice. If you really want everyone to know you found a slip you can hang onto it until post game for bragging right purposes or whatever, but pointing it out for scum to report if they don't share an alignment is a worse idea than allowing Baron Happlebap to have children.

[Nachomamma8]

You offended him when you said his vote was shit like Baron Happlebap's fantasy football picks, probably.

[Nachomamma8]

hey guys I know we are angry at each other because of MORAL REASONS and I don't mind you fleshing out this fight because it's good and all but TierShift accusing AngryPidgeon of voteparking him when he voted him yesterday is as premature as every time Baron Happlebap has sex.

[Nachomamma8]

Well, nacho, it had a feel of "caught up, here's my vote, I'm done'. It feels like he's content with his vote. And I don't understand that.
And when I don't understand things, people die.

guys guys guys
"Oh I said vote parking? I meant he's content with his vote and I don't understand that!"
is a tremendous pile of bullshit, akin to anything that's come out of Baron Happlebap's mouth ever.

[Nachomamma8]

HOLY MODERATORS, SERENES FULL OF GRACE AND LUST FOR MURDER:

DO MODKILLS ON TOWN END THE DAY?

Baron Happlebap got bad grades in middle school and was also a bully.

[Nachomamma8]

I don't think AP's stance is an invalid one to take. Not wanting to go against the spirit of the game is reasonable enough even when it gives your alignment a disadvantage (I would rather play a game and have fun and play a game I am guaranteed to win). I understand this mindset because I would too also just use lynches instead of modkills because it makes the game more fun. I think that equating using mechanics to town advantage to cheating is absolutely bullshit though: if you design a game in a way where it can be taken advantage of, you're a bad moderator. It isn't the player's responsibility to make sure they don't accidentally break your game. I also think you're both making the mistake of putting opinions in the moderator's mouth.

Baron Happlebap fact:
Baron Happlebap is the 1/10 of dentists who do not recommend Colgate. Baron Happlebap voted for a raise in taxes and yet was fined last year for tax evasion. Baron Happlebap wants to have sex with your white women and your daughters.

[Nachomamma8]

I'm a complicated creature, notscience. Some games I would go with TSO's plan, other games I would not. This particular game I would not because shutting on Baron Happlebap in every post that I make is the therapy that I needed. I feel like a Mormon spreading the good word of how horrible of a person Baron Happlebap is, meaning I'm probably gonna be playing a bit more "for the fun" than I would normally. I don't think TSO is that kind of player. I don't think you bring up a strategy that is very much against scum's advantage after you have a very valid argument over why you shouldn't be lynched ever and I think most reads based on what side of the line one falls down on are folly.

[Nachomamma8]

AP please don't do this to me baby. I need you by my side and I can't have you here when you're being like this :/

Baron Happlebap fact:
Baron Happlebap is a huge Weird Al Yankovich fan and also sleeps in the nude so he doesn't get his overpriced boxers ruined when he wets his bed at night.

[Nachomamma8]

AP you're fucking me over like I fucked Baron Happlebap over when I fucked his wife.

[Nachomamma8]

baby I know you're not lying about your feelings tso just made a mistake man, he's only human and he doesn't know you like I do. He isn't a massive asshole without a heart like some Baron Happlebap I know and I think you might be feeling things a little too strongly because he tripped some of your wires but he doesn't know that they are wires of yours and instead was just expressing his opinions in a volatile matter as TSO often does.

[Nachomamma8]

Hey Nacho I'm curious about your thoughts on a very special someone

I can also kinda see your point about which side of the line they fall on not being alignment indicative now that I think about it, but what about the way they expressed it? Like I mentioned about muffin earlier.

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU NOTSCIENCE I ONLY CARE ABOUT ANGRYPIDGEON AT THIS POINT OF MY TIME BECAUSE HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND HE IS THREATENING TO LEAVE ME FOREVER LIKE BARON HAPPLEBAP LEFT HIS ONLY SON BEHIND WHEN HE STSBBED HIM IN THE BACK ON THE BATTLEFIELD

[Nachomamma8]

I'm trying my best to reconcile them ffery but it's hard speaking through these lips that compulsively need to declare hate for Baron Happlebap and his wily ways and weird mole thing on his left cheek. I briefly considered and am sort of still considering getting myself modkilled to express my infinite love for AP and understanding of his situation but I think everyone would just call me a dumbass and then blacklist me forever but the desire is still in my heart

[Nachomamma8]

Deflection noticed, scum

Maybe next time try distracting me with some jewels

Also sell me on AP town, because I'm not seeing it

Oh sorry, I forgot my notscience distraction tactics: you are town and I love your posting so far!

Baron Happlebap invented AIDS. Baron Happlebap listens to Chris Brown. Baron Happlebap thinks that you are scum.

[Nachomamma8]

I think the game just looks a lot better when seen through the bottom of a mug at this point.

Town should not waste this excellent field position.

Want to talk about reads?

I'd love to talk about reads! It is getting about time for me to continue the Baron Happlebap hate anthem anyways, I'm running out of ways to tell ap that I love him and want him to stay in this game.

Baron Happlebap thinks you look fat in that dress. Baron Happlebap thinks that your smile looks weird. Baron Happlebap thinks that everyone actually does hate you. Baron Happlebap picks his nose and eats his boogers.

[Nachomamma8]

Where would you like to start, ffery?

If I could go back in time and change one event, I would tell Baron Happlebap's parents to throw their third child in a dumpster because while they are both lovely people and all of the children didn't turn out so horribly, Baron Happlebap is a plague infecting America with mediocrity and bad intentions.

[Nachomamma8]

How about the Sleepykrew wagon?
It seems like a wonderful joy, like crushing Baron Happlebap's soul and having him work under me as an indentured servant for several years.

[Nachomamma8]

Perfect, I wanted to talk to you as well so Baron Happlebap could be reminded that Bapplehap has friends while he does not.

[Nachomamma8]

I hate this AP wagon almost as much as I hate Baron Happlebap. TSO/AngryPidgeon fight escalated to a dumb emotional level and the things said were not over the top or fake anger, it was dumb real anger. Disageeeing with popular wagon trends is generally an AP town marker: people were probably reading ffery as town a bit too early so there's nothing wrong with slowing stuff down and not agreeing with everyone else.

[Nachomamma8]

hey sleepykrew.
it's bullshit that you're letting yourself get replaced and making some random replacement come into a slot where I'm 95% percent sure they are scum.

I'm tempted to intentionally gain an infraction to make a point, but instead I will say that I am so disappointed in you at this point in time and want you dead to such a large degree that I would probably let the devil Baron Happlebap himself on your wagon, although I would probably still point out that he's a shitstain on the tighty whities of the world.

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: Ika

Yeah. This seems like a pretty straightforward lynch to me. Any chance you'd like to self-infract and die the honorable way? Or will your death be as dishonorable as Baron Happlebap's (which I've alluded to earlier in the day and don't really feel like rehashing but Baron Happlebap is also rooting for the Patriots and he thinks the Baltimore Ravens are the worst sports team ever to play football ever).

[Nachomamma8]

muffin that case seems to be pretty bad.
I think I'd probably vote Brantz or Espeonage at this point in time. Probably just Brantz.

Baron Happlebap is just as bad of a person as I feel.

[Nachomamma8]

I can either be clear as piss and boring as your rack.

Or I can be as clear as mud and "sqelch" all over this game but have fun.

Up to you losers.

My post restriction isn't very debilitating. But is going to be boring and not in the spirit of the game if I just do it at the top of every post then make my post.

While I like the mindset and I think it aligns more with town-Espeonage than it would scum-Espeonage (I think that town-Espeonage would be looking to have fun and wouldn't necessarily care if post restriction muddied the waters at all), his play after this point don't really have any sort of "fun" vibe and instead look about as fake as the bulge in Baron Happlebap's pants.

I have seen him as scum and town.

At the start of the game,
I have seen him do this play as scum. I have not seem him do this play as town.

This meta sandwich smells worse than Baron Happlebap the day before his monthly shower, and it's been brought up before that scum-Espeonage generally fucking hates meta, so no real reason to see why suddenly he would be OK with using it unless he's just looking for a bullshit reason to make a push early. This is especially scummy when he's surrounded by a few people (ffery, me, others) who he knows enjoys meta and employs it quite extensively, so it feels like he's playing to us which DEFINITELY isn't an Espeonage-town trait.

Unvote

Everyone's got their serious faces on.
But that makes their deformities look more hilarious.

Don't mind the "patter" noise. It's just me lurking.

This post suggests that his earlier case on TierShift wasn't serious, but the "I actually think the dog was scum" seemed like an attempt to get his vote to be taken seriously, which is problematic.

I don't want to deal with the burden of backing up my reads. Which makes me sad. We need more shenaningans.

This additionally seems like a bullshit reason for lurking since I seem to remember Espeonage having no problem pushing reads just to go with it: he doesn't necessarily provide reasons when he makes his pushes. I can see him wanting to provide reasons when he makes his pushes as scum because doing so will mean that he gets less blowback when he pushes them, but I don't really understand why he suddenly finds it problematic now.

We're definitely still in RVS. Because I have literally nothing on anyone.

Beast (and he looks like a sad one at that) is about the closest thing to a scumread I have just from his posturing to look like he's encouraging good play even though it amounts to jack shite.

Worth a vote I think,

Vote: beast

"phew" first proper post of the game, feels good unlike all your acne scars.

This is the only game relevant post he's made in the entire game, apparently.
I don't buy his excuse that he just somehow didn't find anything.
I don't think there's there's a >5% chance that the paranoid town-espeonage I know makes this post in 1000 years.

Vote: Espeonage

[Nachomamma8]

I am curious about Nacho's comment where he was so sure SK was scum replacing out.

Titus did pretty much the only thing that she possibly could to erase that scumread, and that was peg ika in the way she did and have him just roll over and die. I didn't think SleepyKrew would be such an ass to lurk out the game when he had time to post for absolutely no reason, I figured he'd be excited to play with us (this was like our first game together ever!), and figured he'd probably feel awkward playing against me when he was living in the same apartment I was and that could lead to the procrastination cycle that culminated in his replacement. I've softened that stance a bit recently, especially while shit that's as repulsive as Baron Happlebap's "morals" (Espeonage) exists.

[Nachomamma8]

hey beastcharizard reading your post and seeing it lack a espeonage vote is as disappointing as ordering a pizza, answering a number that isn't saved in your phone about 45 minutes later, and recognizing Baron Happlebap's voice on the other end of the line.

[Nachomamma8]

I'm willing to vote either AP, Channel or TBone. That's who I think the scum are here.

I'm going to basically call them all pond scum growing on underwater tress cuz I need more euphemisms for scum.

I'm disappointed in not only your lack of an Espeonage vote, but a lack of even so much as a glance in his direction. I mean, I know I'm obsessed with the vote out of the blue like Baron Happlebap was obsessed with his last three "girlfriends", but I'd at least like a little glance and perusal of this direction, considering a few people here and there have brought up Espeonage being scummy as shit and I've sort of been shrugging my shoulders until I sat down, read his ISO, and thought about it: in particular, Espeonage suddenly being pro-meta is as fucked up as you being like "meh, lynch him now, we don't really need the information": it's a stark difference to his normal character and the only real explanation for the shift in perspective is to appeal to more influential voices in the game.

[Nachomamma8]

Frankly Titus' angle of voting and accusing me is from a scum angle, hence I challenged it.

I disagree that it's coming from a scum angle, even though I'm 100% in agreement about the ridiculousness of it. Baron Happlebap hates children and prays that they are corrupted by violent television and video games. I think that Titus as a player is obsessed with the pursuit of information (a little too obsessed IMO), and I think you cutting off what she viewed as an opportunity to gather more information frustrates her and that's why she railed against it. Baron Happlebap is against gay marriage. Why do you think it's a likely scum angle as opposed to a moonlogic Titus angle? Baron Happlebap regularly takes advantage of men and women alike. What do you think of the Espeonage push and why did I have to ask you about it? Baron Happlebap is worse than Hitler.

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: Bookitty

With a heavy heart and a heavy hand, I express in this moment of sadness my dissatisfaction with the agreeableness of a player I enjoy very much. I pray to the gods that sent Baron Happlebap to the ninth circle of hell where he belongs that my sad heart doth strike true, although somehow it would pain me just as much if I were right than if I were wrong.

[Nachomamma8]

Bookitty... what happened to you? What happened to us? What cruel world finds us as diametrically opposed to one another? Evil such as Baron Happlebap feels righteous to hunt down: like it is a particularly engaging sport, or video game. But lynching you even though you are scum simply hurts

[Nachomamma8]

Am I the only one who hasn't post restricted fucked up yet...? Is the hate in my heart for Baron Happlebap greater than all of your quirks and strange oddities? Has God made it my purpose to assassinate his terrible character in every post he makes because he is so cursed as to be hated by the divines as well?

AP, I don't think Titus is scum even though recent posting sucks.

[Nachomamma8]

Children of Duke Bapplehap

AngryPidgeon
Fferyllt
Nobody Special
Titus
beastcharizard
T-Bone

Children of Baron Happlebap (Closest Relative to most distant)

Brantz
Bookitty
ChannelDelibird
Muffin

this is what my soul said today

[Nachomamma8]

You have quite possibly the strangest similes I've ever seen. it's almost as terrifying a sight as watching baron happlebap trying to pick up women at the bar :/

Why aren't you interacting me at all?

[Nachomamma8]

I would feel less guilty about lurking if everyone wasn't doing it. Something something Baron Happlebap is a chubby child molester something something.

[Nachomamma8]

I haven't really say down and gone through Bookitty's posts until today, and I'm feeling a lot better about them as a result. I like that early game she was mostly just engaging and attacking the two flipped scum, and I did like her push on angrypidgeon. My uncomfortability with the quick vote on espeonage + sleepykrew isn't really as prominent in context.

I regret my push on her more than I regret not killing Baron Happlebap when I had the chance to kill him all those years ago.

[Nachomamma8]

V/LA until February 25th

Going to Malaysia to kill Baron Happlebap.

[Nachomamma8]

Dear fucksticks and fuckstickresses,

I have killed Baron Happlebap, and, in doing so, he has become a part of me. This makes me a worse person but the world a better place as a whole.

Pirate Mollie: My heart does not yearn to vote Bookitty. My heart yearns to vote Brantz, which I will do now.

Vote: Brantz

My original concerns with Bookitty formed when I had the impression she was following a little too easily, digging shallow holes, felt off. I forgot just how she felt early game and have since amended my stance: now things such as her sheeping Titus of the strong words and weak cases and reasons bothers me in the way it bothers a shepherd to see his sheep wandering towards a wolf as opposed to that murder thing I sometimes feel when bothered. I am disappointed in your level of dance with me this game: if you want to dance, dance with me now. Feel every contour of the body of a man who has just killed a man.

[Nachomamma8]

But Duke Bapplehap! This still doesn't explain your vote on Brantz!
Shut up, Baron Happlebap, ye soulless and dickless bastard.

Currently, I am voting the scumbag Brantz because of a body of work that has not dazzled or impressed or shown any sort of life. I am voting for a body of work that has simply existed and nothing more.

Take, as one glorious example of his infidelity, his vote on the airplane scum in post #31. It was made in a joking way despite pointing out a decently large flaw if taking things seriously (this is one of those save for later facts, please cement this in your collective brain pans), then makes his first serious vote in 115 on tiershift for telling people to sheep without giving reasons for it, which made him look guiltier than Baron Happlebap when I forced him to confess his sins while I held a gun to his forehead. I'm posting this small chunk of post as its own thing because woah, real reasons in a dead game, don't want anyone to get overwhelmed.

[Nachomamma8]

But Duke! But Duke! Brantz already refuted that line of reasoning!

For once Baron Happlebap, you homophopic shit-eating cuntwaffle, you are absolutely correct. Here's why his rebuttal was as bullshit as anything that's ever come out of your mouth before your final moments on this planet:

You like putting words in people's mouths don't you boo?

I am arguing that while F-16's actions were fairly clearly a part of rvs, Tier's were not. The problem I had with tier at that point in the game was that he seemed to be trying to push the game out of rvs (which is good) while not providing content himself. He seemed to be trying to get other people to do the work for him (which isn't good). It looked to me like someone who wanted people to wagon, but didn't want to be the primary push on the wagon so they had an out to claim doubts later if questioned about it. Tier changed my view point on this fairly quickly after that (seeing as part of the reason I am townreading him is his actual push on NS in 124, but this is what it looked like at that time).

His argument is that Tier's play was not obviously RVS, while F-16's was. There really was not a strong discernable difference. F-16 gave no reasons, seemed to choose me out of nowhere if you weren't familiar with our dynamics beforehand (he wasn't, unless scumbuddies told him about it). TierShift gave no reasons, seemed to choose NS out of nowhere.

So, it seem like an awfully strange coincidence for Brantz to pick out a townie's behavior over a scumfuck's behavior when they both seem painstakingly similar. And maybe once a coincidence, but do you remember when Brantz chose Espeonage over Ika for some bullshit reason and hemmed and hawed Ika lynch even while voting for him (for reasons I truly do not comprehend since we were not in a crunch for time)? Because I fucking do and it makes this little TierShift-Falcon interaction look utterly, utterly terrible.

[Nachomamma8]

And still there is one more piece of Brantz choosing the wrong path, pushing town where he is so close to pushing scum and that is the NS/Pine dichotomy. Pine? Actually could really be scum here: I didn't agree the quickhammer was scummy at first but it makes a whole assload of sense from scum who is looking to gain credit for a bus when the bussed is limping around pitifully on their last legs. Nobody Special is town as shit for chastising ffery when she doubted me earlier in the game: ferry was universally townread, I was not. Ffery was not going after me overly hard. That was a knee jerk reaction to someone poking a town read he felt strongly about (does and has the whole game) and doesn't come from a scum-NS if I even know vaguely what a scum NS looks like and I've been seeing scum-NS as long as the rest of you have seen computer screens.

But Duke-
No, Baron Happlebap, you mind-numbingly stupid assclown. Now is not your time.

[Nachomamma8]

Fuck you, Duke Bapplehap. You posted a bunch of words and words and words, but no feeling. You should-

No, Baron Happlebap, you sick fuck. I will not do whatever you were about to suggest because you fuck clowns. You are a clownfucker and that is sadly only one of the many reasons why your very existence created a hell just so your fucked up soul had somewhere to go.

CDB:

I have words in response to your Brantz rebuttal which were not words before because I am a horrible person. I apologize for this. But now:
1) You are townreading a readlist for being a readslist. This is a poor thing to town read. When scum babies realize they've been fucking up and doing jack and shit, they go to their scum mommies and they say "scum mommy, how do I stop from fucking up?". "Well, dear scum baby of an unspecified gender, try posting a readslist on every player! Naive players will eat that shit up because ooh, shiny effort." You aren't a naive player, CDB. But right now, you made a mistake that caused your queen and country to wince politely because.
2) You are townreading a reads list for being a reads list. No, CDB. Do not do that. Especially when in the wake of the reads list he continued to do jack fucking shit.
3) Brantz pressured F-16? He shut his game down? He RVS voted him. He said as much in a later wall. If you find yourself a scumbag who is afraid to RVS vote a partner when they make a bullshit post on someone, you've found the shittiest mafia player that has existed and I will find you a good bottle of whiskey for under five dollars.

And if I haven't emphasized this point enough, Baron Happlebap fucks clowns.

[Nachomamma8]

AP:

I am intentionally getting an infraction for this post so that giant red letters bring your attention to the point I am about to make. You are getting paranoid for me being inconsistent. I am many things: tall, a student, a man, a man with dark skin, a student, a fantastic lover, son of two lesbian parents, an avid fan of coupling curse words with the word "clown" (because any combination created is fucking fantastic). I am not a consistent mafia player. Getting paranoid of me because I am inconsistent is like getting paranoid of kuribo because he "seems a little upset": it runs in our blood and you damn well know this. And you damn well are not scum. Why do you keep falling into the same trap?

>>>INFRACTION

[Nachomamma8]

I'm in love with a nice woman. Baron Happlebap is in love with a murderer.

Why was 854 good again? Brantz completely missed that I posted a rebuttal to the exact point he brought up (I quoted it). He said "oh Ika and espeonage were exactly the same except espeonage interacted with more people that's why I wanted to lynch him instead of Ika" which makes me want to kick a baby and I love babies, and he asked me to explain why NS is townier than Pine even though I actually just did that.

[Nachomamma8]

Like he asked me to make the same exact series of posts I just did and that fact alone makes me want to kill him dead but maybe I'm just absorbing more aspects of Baron Happlebap's despicable personality than I thought I was.

[Nachomamma8]

VOTE: MUFFIN

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
END OF THE ROAD, MUFFIN
MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH WHATEVER FUCKED UP GODS YOU WORSHIP BECAUSE THE END IS HERE

[Nachomamma8]

HUEHUEHUHUEHUEHUEHUE

[Nachomamma8]

Before this game fades down the page of my bookmarks, I want to say how much I enjoyed my posting restriction. My dad was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last summer. he was a huge fan of college football and was uncritically devoted to his alma mater. For as long as I can remember, he and my mom put on a small football party for family and an occasional friend every Saturday from the first preseason game to the final bowl game. This year was no different. he watched every game he could and didn't miss a single of his alma mater's games throughout last fall. he passed away two days before the biggest game of the season (Iron Bowl).

Anyway, when I first saw my restriction I thought I might feel down during this game, but it actually had the opposite effect - it brought me back to earlier and happier years, and reminded me how much he enjoyed the 2014 season during a time when he was mostly not enjoying life at all.

That's beautiful.