General Rules
1.
This is a game and they are meant to be fun. Whilst I understand this is mafia, I will not tolerate or accept abuse, flaming, trolling, shitting, biting or terrible puns. General Sitewide Rules apply.
2.
Players are required to know the rules. If you aren't reading this then you don't know the rules. So I can say anything I want like "You must read your role pm" and now you must also read your role pm. That could have been two separate rules but as you can tell from all my posts so far, I like to be concise.
03.
Any major questions to the mod should be asked through pm. General questions in the game thread. Please bold questions. Private questions, probably should be through PM's. I don't know I was making an army joke.
04.
The human in charge of this game is part Scottish Monster, part Asian Bikini Model, part rum and part anti-depressant, as a result, I make mistakes. Please don't shout at me, you'll make the Scottish Monster part cry but let me know anyway.
05.
The mods word is law, if it contradicts these rules, which it shouldn't. So be it.
06.
People allowed to post in this thread in order of importance-
1. Porochaz
2. Patrick
3. The person who closes the thread at the end of the game
4. Jennifer Lawrence
5. Any player who is still alive within the game.
Are you dead? This game is realistic, bro. You can't speak!
07.
Loose lips cost lives. Namely yours if you speak about the contents of this thread outwith it. Unless your role says otherwise.
08.
No cryptography, tiny invisible text or other shenanigans. I reserve the right to call shenanigans. So if you're wanting to do something shifty, ask me first. Shenanigans.
09.
You know I'm a private person, and whether I whisper sweet nothings in your ear or have a game related conversation with you, you need to keep that to yourself.
10.
My heart runs on you posting once every 48 hours. If you fail to do this I may die and my family have been instructed to sue in that event. If you cannot do this then inform me
in thread
and I will take my medication or something. 48 hours without a post will incur a prod, if you fail to post within 48 hours of that, then I find someone more reliable to keep me alive. Furthermore, any player who excessively prod dodges will be given a sweet boot to the groin and replaced with a better model. Any player who is excessively prodded will make me feel extremely uncomfortable and will get a quick boot to the groin and replaced with a better model.
11.
I am allowed to edit or delete players who edit or delete their posts.
12.
Any action that is illegal to do, is illegal to fake.
13.
I reserve the right to lengthen the deadline in extreme circumstances or shorten it, if you are being giant asswipes.
Rules of Mafia
in case you didn't know.
A.
This game, like life, has days and nights. This game starts during the day. Where you can post. Then, once again like life, night follows. You can't post then and the thread is locked. If it isn't, don't be a dickwad and post.
B.
Once again, like life, people will die. In the event of a dead player, I will come in like a shit mortician and tell you that the player is dead. At that point, the player will stop posting and let their skin slowly recede.
C.
You know how voting works. It's just the standard system, vote to lynch, a majority gets the player lynched, please vote in the style
vote: Patrick
for my ease and enjoyment. You can unvote as well, though not required, but it will make me a happy chappy. If it looks like a vote then it is one. Once a lynch is reached it cannot be reverted.
D.
No lynch is also a possibility doncha know. Same voting rules apply to make a no lynch.
E.
Each game day lasts until I say so. Grapefruit. Each day has a deadline of 2 weeks. If no lynch has been decided upon in that time, I berate the fuck out of you and call a no lynch.
F.
Night will last 48 hours + how long it takes me to get my ass in gear. If you have a nightchoice and you don't use it in that time. Tough.
g.
I've done this purely to annoy CDB. The game ends as soon as anyone has fulfilled his or her win condition, or if there have been three day/night (or night/day) cycles without a death, or if everyone has died. Everyone will die in real life if we go through three day/night cycles without a death.
H.
At the end of the game anyone who has fulfilled their wincon wins. Anyone who hasn't loses. Simple.
I.
Roles are completely randomised, they are also all found on the wiki, flavour is their for fun only and my torture of you guys. A town role PM would look something like this -
Derek MacInnes
Flavour:
You are Derek MacInnes, a man who has put his heart and soul into his community, you spend your days helping your neighbours and generally trying to make your area a nice place to live. Everyone knows you and you know everyone and they all love you. So when you told them you were going on a weeks holiday, they all waved you off.
However, that loving exterior was really a cover, as you worked and toiled away perfecting your recipe for the Prozac drug. Now that you had made it, you were ready to sell it on. You got in contact with one of the original gang who distributed the drug, Richard Jones and arranged to meet him at the seaside resort of Marlowe. Now, you sit in wait for him to arrive.
Role:
You are a Vanilla Townie. You may vote and sleep.
Win Condition:
You win when all threats to town are eliminated.
Please confirm that you have read your role by PMing me your role and the word XXXX
J.
All night actions will follow Natural Action Resolution.
I think that's all the rules... did I say "don't be a dick"
Well...
DON'T BE A DICK.
Mostly retired. Unless you ask or it's something interesting.
Looking for a replacement.