Mini 1778 — BuzzFeed UPick Mafia — Game Over

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VOTE: RC

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Y u do dis Hiplop.

do what? CATCH SCUM?!?!?!?!?!

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btw i love this playerlist I'm so excited to catch all of my friends <3

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There are some of you who don't know me, so allow me to introduce myself.

I go by many names. The Devil's Attack Dog. The Wielder of the Murdercock. The Keeper of Hell's Door. He Who Cannot Be Lynched. The Harbinger of Rage. Mastin's Bane. The Scourge of Serene.

To the scum, I am the Devil, and I come to do the Devil's business. I will bathe in your blood, my murdercock thirsts and it shall be slaked by your deaths. I will tear your souls asunder, casting you to the bottomless pit. It is to your everlasting misfortune that you drew scum in this game. To you, I am simply The End.

To everyone that already knews me: Hey, how's it going?

great how are you kuribo

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how about we all pledge allegiance to rc

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@gamma, why did you dislike Clumsy proposing that idea, but ignored when I said it?

What makes mine nothing and his scum? Not sure I like that trail of thought.

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Actually you probably really don't since we only have 1 game together I think, and that was a game where I was intentionally playing a specific style that's very different than what I plan to play here.

how do u plan on playing here

who do you wannabe like?

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I don't know if its lurking like 12 hours in

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VOTE: maestro

probscum

spiffeh get lost punk

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^ wannabe

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I'm thinking about that Bro. I'm unsure if its ~quite~ the same yet.

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bs!!!

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And you expect town!me to

1. immediately make this connection
and
2. actually buy that something you did as town before should make me believe ANY player that exhibits similar behavior is also town

???

this post sucks

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kuribo im obviously town my man

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how am i not?!

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I also think one of bro/spiff is scum

Leaning spiff? Idunno. Thinking on this big time

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rc is just mad. He's a wannabe hiplop imo

who agrees with me?

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still not big on Gamma

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gamma/maestro aren't looking good.

Neither are the lurkers

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Kuribo is reminding me more of faraday than kuribo this game >_>

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Kuribo is reminding me more of faraday than kuribo this game >_>

I've been told under no uncertain terms that I risk ban if I go overboard in this game and that people on the site have become mewling nannies who will whine about the slightest rage

awww

noooo

i want the murdercock

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Never misread him out of how many games?

I've never misread DGB over nine years but even I can't read her on day 1.

I can make a long list of games where I had the scumteam called on day 1.

and even longer lists where you didnt

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I was actually enjoying this game


But

@mod: replace me please. I should have never come out of retirement. I'm fucking done.

WHATTTT NO PLEASE

KURIBO DON'T LEAVE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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love you kuribo

graveyard shift buddies for life

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Haha probably. I'm a wannabe Hiplop. Just look at that cat, who wouldn't want to be?

I'll start a hiplop-academy mastin style and then you can be a full-fledged me

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VOTE: gamma

@clums, spiffeh usually posts like that either way. yeh

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yea...modkills suck

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Gut read. Doesn't seem town honestly? Seems to be riding the tides

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I am guess

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VOTE: spiffeh

I think bro is town, spiffeh is not.

Also, the notes I wrote down for maestro scum confuses even me.

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And you expect town!me to

1. immediately make this connection
and
2. actually buy that something you did as town before should make me believe ANY player that exhibits similar behavior is also town

???

this is still the worst post in the thread other than the untimely demise of the murdercock

spiffeh is not pushing mislynch bait kuroi

this is scummeh

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Gut read. Doesn't seem town honestly? Seems to be riding the tides

was this in response to me or Spiffeh?

VOTE: Spiffeh

you, sorry.

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Pre sure clumsy is town. His interactions make sense

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what do you think of me ep

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I don't like Gammas post re: clumsy. He's basically saying "clumsy is either right or wrong and town or scum!"

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hey now

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why the { brackets

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???

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VOTE: Ep

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thats really fucking dangerous

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maestro feels so fucking scum

piping in to say nothing every few pages

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bai bro =[

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no dont do that

man I joined this game to play w/ kuribo and bro

NEVER FORGET

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clumsy is town back off nahdia

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the only thing u toxicate is my heart spiffeh

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fuck it

VOTE: bro

maestro is a wanna be

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idk man

investigating that

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I can't tell you sorry maestrom <3

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dont worry

you'll die over my dead body.

i read your game. No way is this scum-clum

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Unsure. Kuribo was my friend. we'll see.

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Nahdia is a friend

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not even close.

we are the best of friends. the fox and the hound, you and me.

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ok now im okay with my vote on brosloton

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I WANT TO LYNCH RANGER

*FROTHS*

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*stern face*

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GLAD YOU SEE GAMMA SCUM

BUT WHY IS EP TOWN

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i literally hate you
omg

i been saying that all game n u question me

fucking ranger ejsfffadskdklfjklhdskljnfg;lasedl;kf;ala
;'sdnjbcdhjfcdghsxdghsijksz;DL:,dsz;'.dsz
'/DFCfklv,fkvjmjmjmjmjmjml;'szxikcdbs

;-==

spilling milk all over the place

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VOTE: ranger

tell me why

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RC

I expect to be blown away

By whatever you were holding back until Ranger completed her catch up

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why gamma

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prodge

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how many games have you played with bro?

how do you know what hes known for?

this seems like a weird-angle for someone who has little experience with BRO

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it feels to me like you're making up meta to discredit rc

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sigh.

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Nahdia, go back to your treehouse. No girls allowed

NO GRILLZ ALLOWED.

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I think I'm okay with ranger dying. Whatever. Flip will help.

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ep is a mystery rn.

I think trollie or Kuroi are good people to be excluded from our treehouse, don't you think?

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Hmm...we can hang kuroi, and ensure gamma doesnt come into our club!!!

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EP don't sip the juice that ranger is conftown

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VOTE: gamma

lets vote here.

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VOTE: ranger

plz dont call yourself a very very very competent scumhunter

I dont like clickbait

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aristophanes lurking is seriously making me wonder

hes active elsewhere

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scumtell = the person strongly pushing that all of x is town is scum

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what about lovers indicates townness

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w/ gamma on first

idk if im gonna make it through the second

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that ok then

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kuroi feels like mislynch bait

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VOTE: kuroi

deadline unfortunately.

I think aristophanes can join our club, clumsy!

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maestro it is!

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your club sucks!1

So.. can I hammer?

someone is jealous they cant join hahahahahha sucker

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Well my club has a PT, what does yours have?

similar stuff. pt stuff.

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VOTE: aristo

flash?

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first rule about fight club

you dont talk about fight club

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yea but we changed it to cool kids klub for ~controversial abbreviations~

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shit we broke 2 of the rules

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clumsy

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clums if aristo dies the trollie should be our backup friend I think

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sigh. both these guys are town I think.

Can we flash-wagon gamma?

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VOTE: gamma

duppin/clumsy/kuroi.

lets do this

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hell aristo join too

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nope.

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gamma is on everyones scumdar, has been playing relatively antitown, and definitely not in the way I'd expect mr towngamma too. This is a pretty strong read. I didn't think I could pull this through so have been mostly sitting back.

Kuroi/aristo cases suck. Its complacent wagons

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spiffeh/gamma/trollie

pick one, duppin.

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my pref is gamma > spiff > troll.

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kuroi is mislynch bait. I think it really thinks it has something good with aristo. Its an activity lynch and that is shit.

Thats not coming from scum at deadline with no pressure behind it. Not now, not ever.

Gamma is far too good to accept that as the lynch today

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duppin, you have to vote. Only way it doesnt settle on kuroi.

Pick one of spiff/gamma/trollie. Its our best shot

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if youll be gone past deadline, please please PLEASE vote. We need it.

Clumsy is town. Trust. I have hella good meta on the guy

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we played on a different site.

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if clumsy is scum, I eat my hat and refund my banner on my username.

pedit :I'm being pushy for the advancement of buzzfeed cooking videos sorry

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youll be around before deadline, then?

pedit: PoE.

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oh lol.

Im stupid.

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yes vote gamma. that makes sense

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Actually I'm looking through Aristo's ISO and there's a few things here and there which kinda ping me. Thoughts that feel a bit unnatural or like a stretch. I'd prefer Kuroi but I wouldn't hate an Aristo lynch either. besides that im kinda blind. Gamma I've barely noticed but I thought Kuroi's push on him was particularly poor so by association i kinda wanna say he's town, not that bussing can't exist it just seemed like Kuroi really did wanna lynch that slot.

this is a horrible, scummy post.

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seems like a deadline push to get things to settle on kuroi who at this point is likely town.

ye trolliecan join us tomorrow

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clum clum, if gamma flips scum, we go nahdia. If not trollie! I think that covers our bases for maximizing friendship!!!!

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so trollie didnt get to join our club apparently...

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nop

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irrelevant now that someone shot trollie anyway

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If Gamma flips town don't let hiplop keep anyone off Kuroi

you wanting me dead is pre different than your tune yesterday here?

whY?

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gladiate is what again?

VOTE: kuroi

I was wrong twice. Fuck this

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Spiffeh, I also bus like a motherfucker sometimes

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Like right now?

u got me

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3I hard defned as town you dork

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Clumsy I mean it

Explain now why you are town reading him

we play on a different site together. We have mild-role things that say we are town.

Its enough for quite a while.

Get over it.

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On that site, neither of us have ever misread eachoter except once in a super weird game.

I really dont think I'm wrong.

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VOTE: ranger

testing glad

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UNVOTE:

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I also find it hard to believe we have two town lovers and another set of "mild role things" that are town

PEdit: Yeah Kuroi dies today lol

understand my ranger suspicious now?

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Which is why lovers suck btw

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she was until rather late

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nahdia might be scum?

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hmmm
spiffeh, shut up.

Maybe the angry mouse wants to join our club?

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He's pushing it a little, but I'd be willing to throw the ladder down to him.

yea we can toss the moss a ladder.

he might be a bit short, though.

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An angry gladiator like nahdia would also be a good addition?

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An angry gladiator like nahdia would also be a good addition?

No you're adding me

So I can parse through your scum ass bullshit

got it.

spiffeh joining the treehouse

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nevermind, I'm curious about aristo's thoughts.

Lets invite him.

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Really thought clumsy was town. Figured vig's who worked together w/ scum made no sense

my bad

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Two town defended two mafia who were caught early. bleh.

Ranger's PT shows we had Clumsy and BRO very quick :\\\

gg guys. i guess. kinda.

Eh, I mean I do think its a wonky design choice.

When Clumsy refused to shoot aristophanes it became obvious, but obviously that was endgame.

Basically I had a role that could

only shoot town

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I despise saying this

but I really, really think this was super scum sided. Nahida role useless, spiff role helps scum, the stepmother helps scum, my role helps scum

pedit: no one gives a shit dude. You call like 60% of the playerlist scum in every game.

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Its a reasonable justification because that connection makes noooooooo sense. I was a town vigilante who basically could only shoot town. That is dorky. I really thought it was a cool design thing if he was 3rd party or town. I actually was leaning 3rd party based on his play. Him being scum is stupid IMO

Rc, you're wrong a ton. Don't be so arrogant dude? Like, everyone has games where they were right and got ignored. You don't have to be a complete asshat about it

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the lover thing who care! If you notice I didn't include that in my list of things I didn't like. I think thats a cool interaction

mine was weird and broken. Who cares though, its a game, I had fun!

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I still can't believe we lynched kuroi >_<

Right...? You came in here and started a fight...thats not a dickwaving contest from me?

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yeah game shouldnt have been called. Good catch.

Also rc, when was I ever mean to you this game...? like what the fuck man?

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I feel its reasonable to assume aristophanes was dead today...?

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who was I mean to this game?

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No one this game because the person I'm referring to clearly wasn't in this game?

Okay, then why the fuck are you being like this?

you're literally just being a weird, unnecessary bully for NO reason.

pedit: same. for our ego's lets say this was a town win >_>

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I don't really care aristo lol. I'm joking

Pedit: THE MURDERCOCK IS THE TRUE WINNER

pedit: no.

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I have no fucking idea. I played a game, and got randomly attacked for no reason by you. Its bizarre and totally uncool

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I think everyone in this game is cool and I'm going back to my alcohol now.

Yeah, I thought that too at the start...

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And not just because you helped me out. XP

not even mad.

our treehouse is bad af

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bad ass af

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Ep was going through a lot, and had a super strange role. I don't blame them. The "informed" part of his town kinda reads as that person is town

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^^^the fuck is all this

anyway, instead of everyone casually mentioning how bad everyone else's plays were and how they were the one true hope for town, mayyybe we can all just find something we can do better next game? RC delaying actually coming out with a vote or case for so long I think substantially hurt how active the game was with it feeling like everyone was constantly waiting on him, I was overly dickish early game and gave Ranger a way better post than she deserved given that pretty much everything she and bro did were nulltells at best in order to try to make myself look better when under pressure when duppin mentioned wanting to lynch me, most of the game lurked like motherfuckers and most town people still alive on day 2 had at some point in the game had went way off the deep end with setup spec (which is a fucking lazy crutch that will fuck you over again and again if you play in wackier games like this) - Going off the assumption that pretty much every role can be either town or scum even if it'd be slightly less balanced that way is really how most games

should

work, as long as they give both sides a reasonable chance to win.

Props to the scumteam - you were all playing really well by the end of day 1 even though bro and clumsy looked bad early, and I'd say Aris probably played best out of anyone in the game. I do hate that broseidon's slot basically got to force everyone to re-evaluate the slot by personally attacking RC and getting force-replaced but I wouldn't do anything differently as a mod in that situation than marquis did and punishing ranger for bro's shitty bullshit (and dear fuck can both town and scum be shitty people on this site sometimes) isn't the answer there either.

I apologize. I reaaaally thought kuroi was town and you were the most viable alternative to me. Obviously I was wrong. I felt horrible when you flipped town :\

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I meant for your lynch! Switching from kuroi to you. I was right on kuroi but wrong on you gamma lol