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#96 American Idol - Season Over...
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:10 am
by MeMe
Good evening and welcome to AMERICAN IDOL. Hope you weren't looking for flavor text this early in the game...'cause as much as I hate disappointing you all, I hate writing opening text even more.
Still Here (1)
mneme, Your Criminal Past (SK)
Um...Who?
bloojay, Ryan Seacrest (Doctor) - Criminal Past Caught Up to him Night 1
jeep, Randy Jackson (One-time Night Savior) - voted out Day 1
lemuel, Paula Abdul (Mafia) - Criminal Past Caught Up to her Night 2
Fletcher, Young Giggler (Townie) - Cut from the Program Night 2
Yoko Kurama, Brian Dunkleman (Mafia) - voted out Day 2
Quagmire, Chip-on-his-shoulder Guy (Townie) - Cut from the Program Night 3
Someone, AT&T Wireless Customer (Backup Cop) - Criminal Past Caught Up to him Night 3
Toodle, Nikki McKibbin (Mafia) - voted out Day 3
just_nigel, Simon Cowell (Cop) - Criminal Past Caught Up to him Night 4
Phoebus, Clay Aiken (Townie) - voted out Day 4
Mr_Gnome_It_All, Shannon Rubicam (Townie) - locked up in Endgame
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:41 am
by MeMe
I know most of you have the rules memorized...but humor me & read 'em anyway.
:
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:35 pm
by MeMe
Huh-huh-huh oo-whoa-oo-whoa-oo!
Good morning everybody and welcome to American Idol! I am your host, MeMe, and we have a great show lined up for you!
I know, I know, you were expecting to see
Ryan Seacrest
(also known to close friends as
bloojay
) in some fancy-boy shirt, weren't you? Sorry to disappoint...but Ryan's criminal past finally caught up to him. Seems he'd been scamming free sessions at the local "Mystic Tan" Salon by promising Wild Card slots to the girls working the counter...
Enough about him, though. As per usual, all mention of Ryan will be completely erased from the official website. He's dead to us. With eleven people still here, it will take six votes to smash someone's dreams.
Don't turn that channel because the
Game is On
.
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:27 pm
by jeep
*sigh* lost a doctor.
vote: Yoko Kurama
randomly.
-JEEP
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:00 pm
by Quagmire
Vote: mneme
Just because he has the intelligence quotient of Jessica Simpson.
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:58 pm
by Toodle
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:51 pm
by Mr_Gnome_It_All
:Yawn: Morning all... What to do...
Random
Vote Toodle
And I might as well be the one to get this out of the way
There, now no one else is allowed to do that![/b]
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:44 pm
by just_nigel
Listening to the way Mr_Gnome It _All sings I was tempted to vote for him, but today I'll vote
Lemuel
who looks fat in that gold dress. (Tee Hee Australian Idol reference)
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:32 pm
by Yoko Kurama
I'll go Random click click click
Vote-Fletcher
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:01 pm
by Phoebus
While we wait for the remaining players to show up, I'll
vote:Quagmire
.
I won't call it random nor will I call it inspired.
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:50 pm
by Someone
vote:Jeep
I call this...random.
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:42 am
by mneme
perl -e '@a=<>; print "\n",$a[rand @a],"\n"' sez...
Vote: Phoebus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:10 am
by Fletcher
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:59 am
by bloojay
POOPY!
Go town!
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:11 am
by MeMe
Vote Count
In short: Everyone except Mr_Gnome_It_All has one vote & everyone except lemuel is voting.
In full:
Yoko Kurama
(1):
jeep
mneme
(1):
Quagmire
Someone
(1):
Toodle
Toodle
(1):
Mr_Gnome_It_All
lemuel
(1):
just_nigel
Fletcher
(1):
Yoko Kurama
Quagmire
(1):
Phoebus
jeep
(1):
Someone
Phoebus
(1):
mneme
just_nigel
(1):
Fletcher
Not voting (1):
lemuel
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:34 am
by Mr_Gnome_It_All
Yay, I'm winning (until lemuel comes in and votes for me, but he's the only one who hasn't posted yet)
Also, mneme, what exactly was that you were saying?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:17 pm
by Fletcher
Well, I'll
Random Revote: mneme
Just because it'd be kinda stupid if everyone only had one vote.
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:35 pm
by Someone
I agree:
Unvote:jeep
Vote:fletcher
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:15 pm
by Toodle
I also agree:
Unvote: Someone
Vote: mneme
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:42 pm
by lemuel
Working way too much and haven't had a chance to post.
Random vote:Quagmire
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:25 pm
by just_nigel
Keeping it in flavor I think everyone should follow Mr_Gnome_It_All's example and sing a verse of a song, then at least we could lynch people day one on the basis of their song selection.
Where is the love,
where is the looooooove,
Where is the love.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 2:53 am
by Quagmire
Okay!
Don't cryyyyy
don't raise your eye
it's oonnnly Teeenage Waastelaand....
Sally, take my hand
and travel south crossland...
put out the fire,
and don't look past my shoulder.
The exodus is here,
the happy ones are near...
Let's get together,
before we get much older.....
unvote: mneme, by the way.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:37 am
by Toodle
Aight... this is for you, dawwwg....
Don't go breakin my heart...
I won't go breakin your heart...
Nobody told us... cuz nobody showed us...
whoa I think we can make...
so don't go breakin my heart....
I won't go breakin your heart....
wooo hooo... nobody knows it....
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:38 am
by Mr_Gnome_It_All
Hey, if we're going to judge people by song selection, I want to rechoose cuz I hate Ricky Martin.
I've been searching for you
I heard a cry within my soul
I've never had a yearning quite like this before
Know that you are walking right through my door
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:01 am
by mneme
*sigh*. What -is- it with my not getting "watch topic" messages? Or maybe I just missed a few posts...
Two threads, quotes and songs...can't we all just get along? (guess not...)
I agree with fletcher. It's rather silly to only vote for someone who hasn't been voted.
unvote: Phoebus
vote: fletcher
('cause I have to vote for -someone, and because you voted without unvoting)
Now, for songs...I can't stand pop songs, and most songs I know most people don't know. So I'll just hand you some lyrics that most people probably don't know (at least, unless you're into filk or remember a certain fantasy YA series...)
Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long
Wood from the burning, stone out of song.
Fire from the candle-ring, water from the thaw.
These six signs the circle of the last sign seeker's call.
Fire on the mountaintop shall find the harp of gold.
Played to wake the sleepers, the oldest of the old.
Power from the Greenwitch, that was lost beneath the sea.
All these things shall find the light. The silver on the tree.
When the Dark comes rising, six shall turn it back.
Three from the circle, three from the track.
Wood, bronze, iron, water, fire, stone.
Fire shall return, and one go alone.
(re my sig...it's my sig...)