Literally Anything uPick (Game Over)

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here sorry reading now

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VOTE: ircher
since you asked

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You didn't necessarily have to vote the top wagon @Shotty that was @L-2, you could've just said who'd you vite for RVS

you seemed very paranoid

[drmyshottyizsik]

ircher leave kat alone, kat is a cupcake

[drmyshottyizsik]

ircher stop lining up lynches

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seriously with posties unvote revote thing and irchers hard push on postie feeling certain I think we have a postie ircher scum team.

p edit,
ya the games.I modded that you were in plus the other ones we are and have played together deffinently don't count. also meta has nothing to do with the fact that you are lining up lynches

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ircher I mentioned nothing about ongoing games so drop it before one of us does, and do not use site rules to try and change the subject!

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you're excused, but still scummy

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think harder, I was a man with a mutant penis

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VOTE: postie
I'll let ircher bus today, that's fine

[drmyshottyizsik]

I forgot Freedom uPick.

Also:

UNVOTE: Postie

No hammers.

see the fear from both of them to even get close to actually lynch one or the other, guys we found our scum team.

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If Ircher were my scumpartner I'd want him dead as soon as possible.

Would you? Where is this WIFOM coming from?

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If Ircher were my scumpartner I'd want him dead as soon as possible.

Also, more or less you just said, I'm not saying I'm scum, but if I am and my partner where ircher I'd bus him so hard.

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Not really.

Hey shotty are you scum?

nope I'm a dirty sperm rag.

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Also RC needs to spill about the pre-game soft he apparently received from Ircher.

You are looking at getting lynched, and you are trying to not prove your innocence but rather make sure RC makes ircher look tow before you die? This is just awful.

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Yume, when you find out I'm town will you promise me you'll focus on just getting townreads in future games and ignoring any reasons you think you have to scumread people?
Because whatever you're doing, it isn't working.

sigh, just sigh...

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shotty would you like to be my neighbour?

Do you want to buddy less obviously, just because I clean up sperm doesn't mean I want to hang out with scum.

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I just really want to neighbourhood with someone. ;____;

and the appeal to emotion starts, well continues.

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Yeah it's not priority, but town definitely wants to avoid being lynched....

So here is the math here from my point of view

13 people, I know I am town so 12 people left
Of those 12 I think it is fair to guess that 3 are anti town 3:10 is a very common ration 1:2:9 a bit less, but it's all the same here.
So 3/12 = scum = .25 - 25%

So I have a 25% chance of hitting scum if I don't read, close my eyes, and vote using a RNG.

Now post at best is playing anti town and is offering no benefit to town. So there is a 100% chance of lynching a person who isn't helping town.
Postie is the only one doing that. And since there is a 75% chance of hitting town if I go anywhere else, today I would feel much more comfortable lynch someone who at the very least is town hurting town.

p-edit,
then self hammer postie and get it over with. I'm not being rude or verbally abusive, I am scum reading you and now pushing you, if you being voted makes a game unplayable I suggest you find a different game to play, may I suggest mish mash? They have some circle jerk everyone wins games you could go play until you are mature enough to not flip the game board and walk away talking about how life isn't fair.

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To get your neighborhood. You'd probably use it to convince another person that you are town.

But if I'm so scummy then how would that work?

Private Thread? Brain washing? Buddying? Idk, you tell me how you were planning on doing it.

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p-edit,
then self hammer postie and get it over with. I'm not being rude or verbally abusive, I am scum reading you and now pushing you, if you being voted makes a game unplayable I suggest you find a different game to play, may I suggest mish mash? They have some circle jerk everyone wins games you could go play until you are mature enough to not flip the game board and walk away talking about how life isn't fair.

I'd like some space to fucking scumhunt so that when I die I actually leave behind some half-decent reads.

I signed up for this game

to play it

.

Giving me a chance to do that would be a good idea in case I'm town, no?

No it would not, you have had chances and have just shit all over this game. It is time for you to die. If you want to play longer don't suck at being scum. That's like turning to a poker dealer once you are out of chips and saying "I came to this casino to play! I just want a little more money to play with, come one guys this isn't fair."

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Did Yume just hammer?

No I unvote ircher when I voted postie

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Kat I can't use the your a cupcake defense for you anymore!

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I'm just going to stop posting until someone engages me who isn't shotty or Yume.

*postie flips monopoly board and walks away*

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Kat I can't use the your a cupcake defense for you anymore!

Blame Faraday.

What if I make you a better one? One that says diva, and is a cupcake with a tiara?

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Not much, just postie flailing and whaling

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OK postie I'll engage since I have nothing better to do
What's your read on RC?

I think he'd make the push he made on me as either alignment but the way he went about it has me townleaning on him.

*postie effective says nothing so as to not poke anyone*

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^^ again postie effectively take no stance.

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Kat... be honest. Are you a jester?

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Calm down kat, I'm telling you it's a ircher postie team, don't let them get to you

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Calm down kat, I'm telling you it's a ircher postie team, don't let them get to you

Why do you suggest only a 2p mafia team?

sigh, read ircher, iso me and fucking read.

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Calm down kat, I'm telling you it's a ircher postie team, don't let them get to you

Why do you suggest only a 2p mafia team?

sigh, read ircher, iso me and fucking read.

You're dodging the Q: Why do you suggest

only 2p

team?

have you iso'd me yet? you are going to feel really stupid

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Yeah it's not priority, but town definitely wants to avoid being lynched....

So here is the math here from my point of view

13 people, I know I am town so 12 people left
Of those 12 I think it is fair to guess that 3 are anti town 3:10 is a very common ration 1:2:9 a bit less, but it's all the same here.
quote]

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Yeah it's not priority, but town definitely wants to avoid being lynched....

So here is the math here from my point of view

13 people, I know I am town so 12 people left
Of those 12 I think it is fair to guess that 3 are anti town 3:10 is a very common ration 1:2:9 a bit less, but it's all the same here.

feel dumb yet?

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IRCHER READ!
Please I know you can read English! I'll bold things to help you out.
[quote]I think it is fair to guess that 3 are anti town

3:10 is a very common ratio 1:2:9 a bit less

[drmyshottyizsik]

1+1+c > 2
^^^ that is what I said

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ircher I'm not going to argue math theory here, c stands for a constant. Sigh.

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VOTE: Postie

and the desperate attempts to gain town cred

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regardless postie needs to die, definitely scummier than ircher

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good to know fate hasn't changed. This is town fate. I've had good luck sheeping him, postie tomorrow I'll be looking at you.
VOTE: ircher

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thats l 1

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lolololol^^^^^^^^^^^

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I just don't believe this, you are probably a mafia joat and rc is your buddy and will corroborate. Either way we still lynch you.

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mod

do scum get fake claims? not saying he made it up but I could see ut giving it as a fake claim.

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like I said mafia joat.

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fair

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I was driving,
VOTE: postie
ircher town doesn't a postie town make

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so I guess everyone just missed my claim way back then huh?

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also rc answer the really important question, ircher?

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VOTE: postie

@RC
You going to confirm you got a message pre-game from the mod

Thats not how town postie would talk to me here.

Cakez dont be bad.

Postie learned to bus from me.

Massive may be scum but postie is scum 100%

Ya rly.

Why are you avoiding answering this question? Just a "Yes, I got it" or "No, I didn't" would suffice. I don't care that you're on V/LA, if you can post these, you can confirm/deny the insurance thing.

I think that claim is town. I could be wrong. But we really need confirmation here. If we get no confirmation, there's another way to check. Pick someone else to change it to (if you don't get hung that is), and they can confirm it for you. I wouldn't announce who though, because scum could just kill that person and deny you.

so I guess everyone just missed my claim way back then huh?

Not really.

Hey shotty are you scum?

nope I'm a dirty sperm rag.

Is... is this it? Because if it is... wth man... I don't want to know what you do.

I forgot to send in a role so he gave me.the role theguywhodidntsendarolloldicks and I said can I be a dirty sperm rag instead and he said sure

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I was a dick last upick I didn't want to be one again

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Fate don't make me find all the games from the past 7 years in which you death tunneled me and were wrong. You can't read me and you don't like me. Remember that.

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postie you are just super whiney and annoying, alignment aside, work on that. Unlike the gd half of this site, mafia is not one big circle jerk. A lot of us take this very seriously.

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Since I didn't get my vengekill, I'd like to request that shotty be vigged as my dying wish. <3

again don't try and ate a vig over a personal issue. This isn't scummy it's bad play and soon may help you find your way to a blacklist near you.

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You are scum though so.... ok

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VOTE: SHOTTY

awe cupcake, why? I'm mean it's all caps, but that's no reason silly.

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Oh yeah

VOTE: drmyshottyizsik

see yours wasn't even all caps.

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Seriously when did I become scum? When fate decreed it with a naked vote? Or when the next 3 people voted me also with not one reason?

Unvote:
Vote: Drmyshotty

VOTE: SHOTTY

Oh yeah

VOTE: drmyshottyizsik

I was going to curse out Yume but it was all fake cool

VOTE: shotty
Can't get any pressure on Klingon so this is next best

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nominate massive for "Shits not Given"

oh wait I'm banned from that thread this is mafia, sorry with all of posties whining it's hard to tell sometimes.

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I've had you as scum for a while Shotty

For less than a day actually, before that I was null town, and then just null.

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You want to policy lynch me if we can agree elsewhere? I'm confused.

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Ok, so why a policy lynch, everyone else is supposedly doing this as because they scum read me, well probably not fate, but you are the first to say PL. This isn't 2010 ircher, I'm pretty beyond being a PL now.

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I already found scum. Maybe even two, still think UT is better than >> money << INSURANCE! At this point I am here just to push the wagon.

Also if we PL based on #4 we should all die.

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so scum!ircher is telling me that I better vote Klingon or the all powerful scircher is going to death tunnel me as a PL?

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Why do you always scum read people who wagon you?
OMGUS isn't even a scum tell with you because you ALWAYS do that.

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Well Ircher 90% of the time you are wrong, seriously as a player take a step back and try to be objective here. If you trying are town, scum hunting if beyond voting whoever votes you

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Here is what just happened. Ircher read my post thought, fuck gotta vote someone else, clicked display posts by user and look and thought, ok shotty, hmmm, next is fate been there done that, ok next is ircher, well I know I'm scum can't attack myself, oh kat is next on the list, let's pretend to scum read him

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Ircher
VOTE: ircher
today you die, you are acting scummy as fuck and you will eat rope. You're not worth a vig's bullet

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IT doesn't ircher confuses, no sir I don't like it, and scum.

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yume do you really think you are a confirmable unkillable character in a UT bastard game......

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She probably is unkillabke for now, she's going to die Day 2

How and.or why?

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Missed that, thought the clock was what they submitted just saw Untragetable IC

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His claim was as good as this,
hey guys I submitted taco bell, and I am diarrhea, each night I can either choose to infect someone's colon or make all infected people shit uncontrollably during the night, rendering them useless.

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Goof lord they way Ircher is acting with cakes and ranger does look like scum... I mean is it fair to read cake and ranger based of off how ircher acts toward them? Maybe... I don't think he is a good enough player to fake that, but Ircher seems to want to kill everyone he doesn't like, in fact calling for kat and I to be vigged. So maybe that is just how he treats people whp he is circle jerking with... But why if Ircher jerking them so?.... A lot of questions here, IT's early I still drunk from last night.

unvote

Also fate stop this. I told you I'm a dirty sperm rag. Harmless, just lying here. I mean I know you are usually wrong about me, but you used to try harder, what happened man?

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VOTE: RC
answer the question

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give me a reason why I should wait then

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nah

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postie RC scum team cakes don't worry, stick to your guns

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Game full of people that don't know the difference in scum and bad.

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good lord postie is scum

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VOTE: postie
l-1
very good point about defending rc

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VOTE: rc
time to die.

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I told you all kat was a cupcake like a week ago. Anyway I've faked guilties before as town so I'm willing to give fate this one, still don't get his vote on me. I do think he was just trying to get rc to stop being so damn tight lipped. VOTE: clumsy

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you know what there is a stigma that rc is never lynched as scum, and it's things like this. VOTE: rc this needs to happen. Just because fate faked a guilty(i think) doesn't clear rc

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RC don't be such a dick, alignment aside. You were over the line in some of those posts. I find it a bit strange that fate rode the coat tail of my "Fate faking a guilty doesn't clear RC", same with cupcake. Idk, I still think RC is scum, but something felt off about how fast that escalated. I felt like I needed some popcorn. Maybe a coke. Oh ya and I need to put my phone in cinemode because I feel like I'm at the god damn scum theatre.

It's super fucking obvious that Fate wanted to rush my lynch before people unvoted me for my responses last night. If you don't lynch him tomorrow I have no words for the terribleness.

Also RC you just said

Don't not lynch Fate.
I've done fake guilties as town. I know how it plays out, I know how it works. That was NOT a town fake guilty by any means.
Fate wanted to get me lynched and blame framer or redirection and then cry that he would never have done this as scum.
There's no chance that Town!Anyone would have quicklynched me in this manner.

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Sigh RC, my point is you are just cluttering this thread with redundancies right now. Do not insult me, my language skill are exquisite. However, you assumed meaning with out explicitly knowing, truly, what you were reading. Also stop acting like this game is affecting you to the point of disgust. If someone having a theory in a game of mafia disgusts you, you are a sad individual and I pity you. Well maybe not pity, but you know that feeling when a complete ignoramus hurts themselves and you know that they probably won't even learn from it? Well take that feeling down about 2 notches and that what I feel about you. You are pathetic and have taken opportunities to attack people personally in this game and have repeatedly been hurtful to people in this game. You are toxic.

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Lol is it? You seem to be forcing it. Aren't you one of fate's biggest scum reads? Couldn't, by your logic, you just as easily be scum as fate?
VOTE: ircher

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Lol is it? You seem to be forcing it. Aren't you one of fate's biggest scum reads? Couldn't, by your logic, you just as easily be scum as fate?
VOTE: ircher

Fate is not confirmed town rn. RC is.

What confirms (establish the truth or correctness of (something previously believed, suspected, or feared to be the case) RC?
I'd say we are still in the suspected phase.

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Are you blind? (Rhetorical, don't answer)

RADIANTCOWBELLS WAS LYNCHED YESTERDAY AND FLIPPED TOWN!!!!

DEAD TOWNIES ARE ALWAYS CONFIRMED TOWN, AND IF THE MOD IS LYING ABPUT ALIGNMENT FLIPS, THEN THAT'S SUPER BASTARD AND PROBABLY NOT THE CASE FOR THIS GAME.

I don't know man. Are you sure RC was lynched and not fate? For all we know this fate vote is actually RC.

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IDK Ircher, I just don't know

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I just don't know.

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VOTE: MAssive
Vote: drmy

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Vote:

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atdog
Vote: c

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pcake
Vote: dr

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Vote: s

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rcakez
Vote: ma

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vote:

MASSIVE

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If Fate isn't lying he gets mad props for the vote crumb

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I already told you guys, I'm just a dirty sperm rag. Nobody Special.